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Old 08-23-2006, 08:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Jessica Says Nick Isn't "Gifted"
Jessica Simpson is quoted in the Times magazine (whatever the hell that is) saying that her ex husband Nick Lachey … ummm … lets see … how to sugarcoat this … has virtually no penis. Yeah, turns out there’s no way to sugarcoat that.. Jessica says:

"Nick didn't pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it."

And two days ago, she is quoted as saying:

"Nick's small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn't really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though."

When asked about this, a top mental health doctor said, “Nick should probably kill himself. We rarely recommend that, but, seriously, she said she couldn't feel anything."
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Old 08-23-2006, 08:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Sounds like sour grapes. To go public with shit like that makes her look bad...
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Old 08-23-2006, 08:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol like if they were still together shed talk about it. shes just "u mad"

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She must not have been that great if Nick was porkin strippers... She probably didnt let him finger her ass...
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I'd just slip a finger or two right in, without permission, I mean who wouldn't want my fingers pertruding their hershey highway tunnel entrance?
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That's such a cheesy fucking thing to do to someone. Not only does it make her look stupid (supposedly she was a virgin when they married, so what exactly is she comparing him too?), but very classless.

I haven't heard him say one bad thing about her.

Let it go priss. It sure didn't take Nick long to find another good looking girl.

It's about time......now bring on his next fued....
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girl? You mean girls?
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She's really just getting dumber by the second. He'll live. Dude's a Pimp.
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I'd still love to see her in a porn...
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That's such a cheesy fucking thing to do to someone. Not only does it make her look stupid (supposedly she was a virgin when they married, so what exactly is she comparing him too?), but very classless.

I haven't heard him say one bad thing about her.

Let it go priss. It sure didn't take Nick long to find another good looking girl.

i so agree with you Dan.:ok:
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