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Old 08-08-2006, 02:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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After meeting Colin Farrell on the set of Woody Allen's new movie, a woman says she had sex with the Irish actor less than an hour after meeting him. Much to her surprise, he sucked. The woman, Angelique Jerome, Woody Allen's former nanny and current French model, says Farrell didn't exactly blow her mind. She says:

"He was enthusiastic and athletic. He was so keen to have me, he didn't want to wear any protection. He just said, 'It'll be OK, it'll be OK'. But for all his ardour, it was like he was reading from a text book, lurching from one position to another...We made love three times but the actual sex only lasted 10 minutes in total...I kept having to fake orgasms - one, two, three - to keep him happy and let him keep his dignity. It seemed the polite thing to do...And he was always looking me in the eye. I found that rather off-putting, as if I were some kind of school project. It was too clinical. He didn't at all come across as a sex god who had slept with countless woman. If I didn't know better, I could almost have thought it was his first time."


Yikes. Portraying yourself as the Casanova of Hollywood then finishing in your pants as soon as you see a naked girl is not good.




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Holy crap. And this was an Irish woman you say? I couldn't even get it up for one those..


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Google her name...you should see this chick.

Shame Shame Colin....you must have been having a bad day.




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I couldn't find any pics but I can just imagine..

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Id still do him! ;)

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he banged an asian chick in his new movie
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Just because he looks like a sex god to most girls doesnt mean he is

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No it doesnt, but Id still give it a try. What didnt work for her could be wonderful for me! :p

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True, she was probably a professional whore. A whore who only gets with a professional

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Actually she was Woody Allen's nanny.

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