Rosie Responds to Star Jones Crap

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator

In true Rosie O'Donnell fashion, she responded to the "Star Jones Situation" in haiku form on her blog:

patsy ramsey is dead
she haunts me
imagine living her life
i cannot

dr phil is yelling
at 3 plus sized gals
y’all stop fighting…

they nod and cry
they are very well dressed

kelli bought me clothes
for the cruise
with matching shoes

i have no sense of style - at all
i wear basic lizzie chic
i dress like turtle
from entourage

2 day
after my shrink
i drove past abc studios
there were camera crews
waiting

drama is as drama does
everybody breathe

madonna
2 nite

This sounds like datebook entries more than a response to the nastiness that is all over TV.

Only in Hollywood folks.

Ok that's the last Star Jones story i'm posting. Two is enough.

Blitzkrieg

Jesus.. I think this should all be settled in a good old fashion Wet N' Wild Match! at WRESTLE-MAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAA...