Joseph T. Cool

WC HOF'er

Nicole Kidman and country music star, Keith Urban, both Aussies, arrived in Australia today where they are expected to be married at a Sydney Catholic church on June 25th. The couple, also rumored to be expecting a child, issued a statement through Kidman's publicist:

"We are very happy to be back in Australia. We have come home to celebrate our wedding with our family and friends."

This may seem like a strange pair, until you remember she was married to Tom Cruise. You know that Kidman has to dry heave everytime she sees Katie Holmes, because she knows that could've been her.

For the last month, a new celebrity baby picture has been posted on the Internet every minute, but has anybody seen Suri? Good thing for Nicole that she had independent thought and got out. Otherwise, Scientology would've had her saying "a dingo ate my baby" as soon as it was sacrificed to Xenu.

Dakstang

WC's Resident Redneck

The last Hollwood starlet and Country Music star marriage didn't work out to well with Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellweger. Let's hope this one lasts.

Blitzkrieg

WC Hall Of Famer

bahaha.. Is it wrong that I thought it was Billy Kidman?

Joseph T. Cool

WC HOF'er

hahaha

I'm sure that have made Danny's day to know Torrie was on the market again.

Erin

Monk's First Lady

Good for them. If she is pregnant, at least their is hope that the child may turn out normal.

Tyler Durden

WC Hall Of Famer

You're so sad Nickster (I did the same thing!!)

Necro

She seems 3/4ths retarded...