Jessica Alba Makes Dolphins Horny

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator & WC HOF'er

Jessica Alba has told MTV that even dolphins want to have sex with her. She claims that when she was on location, filming the show Flipper, the dolphins became sexually aroused. She says:

"I don't know if anybody knows this but dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being - and they have long, long... (penises). I didn't know this until I was being poked by a few of them, which was very rude. I think I learned my lesson. I sort of request female dolphins after that because those are horny little bastards."

I always thought I was more of a shark kinda guy, but it looks like dolphins and I have a lot more in common than I thought. Especially when it comes to Jessica Alba.

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

lol if i was a dolphin id prob be doing the same thing if i seen her.

Blitzkrieg

You don't want to know how many people I would kill to pork Alba from behind.
BTW, that HBK gif rocks Joe :rock:

Chewy

Lucky Bastards!!!!

If she thinks that was rude...She should get a Restraining Order against me.