Seriously, for everyone's best interest, someone take that kid away from her. With accident prone Britney Spears as a Mom, and general doofus Kevin Federline as a Dad, Sean Preston Federline's life is already screwed up.
Case in point, while walking to her car yesterday, Britney Spears almost dropped Sean Preston right on his head. On his head! Sure, the kid's fat, but I don't think that would have helped much. Luckily, Britney's new porn star looking bodyguard was quick on the fumble.
Please, someone, stop the madness. At the very least, get her a stroller.