[K Jay]

Oh great another 12 weeks of late nights hoping for a lesbian romp. No seriously BB can be quite fun (sometimes) so I thought I'd have a thread ready and made as tonight is the night they enter the house. One early peice of news is that in a promotion with Kit-Kat there is a golden ticket (Chocolate Factory style) in a candy bar somewhere and whoever gets it goes into the house.

[emmathe37th]

You couldn't pay me to go in that house. There is not one person I would possibly want to win. It's chav heaven in there. That miserable bird is probably my favourite.

[Tyler Durden]

If you ever get to see any of this in the US, or look at the website, please please don't think this is a cross representation of our society.

The show was too boring after the 4th one so they went down the "let's get the dregs of humanity along with some people to make the pink pound watch" route.

I predict I'll probably hate it till I get addicted around week 6.

Who knows though, maybe I've grown up a little this year and won't bother with it at all!!

[Joseph T. Cool]

Any chance of getting a analysis or preview written up of what's going on over there for all of us non-UK folks who are interested?

[Tyler Durden]

I nominate KJay to write it up

[Danny Diamond]

I would also love to see some media pop up from this. I know its usually on the net.

We can exchange BB's media and thread discussion this year.

I love BB, I actually tried out for the US version.

[Joseph T. Cool]

I have seen the nudie stuff from the internation BB versions but nothing more.

I have no clue what's going on with most of these versions of the show.

[K Jay]

Originally Posted by Danny Diamond

I would also love to see some media pop up from this. I know its usually on the net.

We can exchange BB's media and thread discussion this year.

I love BB, I actually tried out for the US version.

I'll post links to the BB web-site and do the odd slash and paste, but a lot like DK I only really get hooked after a few weeks when they've thinned out the idiots a little. And like you could live in a house with no internet for 10 weeks.

Originally Posted by Dynamite Kid

I nominate KJay to write it up

See above. Unless you send some of them pink pounds.

[K Jay]

Bonnie AKA Chav Bird

SINGLE part-time care worker Bonnie Holt is on BB7 so she can stick fingers up at her ex-friends.
The “geezer bird” of Loughborough, Leics, will wind up housemates and calls them “fake”.
This 20-year-old wants to be more famous than Mad-onna and is not shy about stripping off. Her brother is called Clyde.

Pete AKA Fucoff

TOURETTE’S sufferer and part-time transvestite Pete Bennett, 24, of Brighton, wants to win to pay his mum’s mortgage.
But the rock ’n roll singer and cartoonist fears he will be nominated for his swearing and twitching and people will hate him.
Lives with his pet hamster, Magic, who sleeps in the wall.

George AKA Earl

POSH boy George Askew, 19, went to a prep school with Prince Harry.
Wants to be a photographer but is living off daddy’s cash after dropping out of art college this year.
Jack and Kelly Os- bourne are pals, mum is ex-private secretary to Prince Charles and he hates people who mock the monarchy.

Shahbaz AKA Jock homo

SHAHBAZ Chauhdary, 37, from Glasgow, calls himself “a wacky Paki poof without a corner shop”.
He has never had a boyfriend as men are ‘afraid of his flamboyant personality’.
He idolises Marilyn Monroe, loves knitting, and he’s never travelled to anywhere other than to London for his BB audition.

Lea AKA Milf

BUSTY Lea Walker, claims to have the UK’s largest breast implants at 30M.
The Nottingham single mum is a model and pigmentation artist, which got her a job being painted starkers in front of 3,000 bikers.
Lisa, 35, is on BB “for money and fame — like the others” but she’ll be nominated “as I’m pretty and people are jealous”.

Imogen AKA Welsh hotty

MISS Wales 2003 — who once spent over £1,000 on undies in one shopping spree — Imogen Thomas, 23, said: “I want to show the nation what I’m like. I want to be free from the outside world.”
The Llanelli lass claims she’ll never have sex in the house.

Mikey AKA Zuton

MIKEY Dalton, 22, from Liverpool, says: “I’m hot and I know it — there’s never been anyone like me in the house.”
He thinks the lads will nominate him as “all of the girls fancy me” and the girls will hate his anti-feminist attitudes.
His willy “controls his brain”, but he hates ugly people.

Dawn AKA Miserable Bitch

DAWN Blake says she is a “complainer, fierce, equaliser” who would like to have met Nazi SS chief Heinrich Himmler to argue with him.
The Birmingham exercise scientist, 38, does not drink, does not eat meat, is into animal rights and ‘being spiritual’.
If she was reincarnated, she would like to come back as either Jesus or Hitler.

Glyn AKA Skinny Taff

THIS part-time lifeguard and sixth-form head boy from North Wales is Glyn Wise.
He says he is on Big Bruv “to get nationwide attention and show off my sexy body to millions. The girls will love me”.
Glyn, 18, hates animals. He wanted to paint lesbian pop duo Tatu snogging him for his art A-level.

Richard AKA Raging Dick

GAY barman Richard Newman, 33, says he will annoy the housemates with his up front sexuality and is on BB7 “for the money”.
He believes in Native Indian spirituality but admits being scared of pregnant women — including Davina McCall. Confesses to being judgemental and occasionally cruel.

Grace AKA Dance Ho

LONDON dance teacher Grace Short, 20, is on BB “for a laugh and the fame would be nice”.
Her party trick is doing the splits both ways but may annoy housemates because “I snore like a 90-year-old man”.
She loves designer clothes and trendy clubs but doesn’t feel strongly about issues. “I’m not thick, just pretty easy-going.”

Lisa AKA Chewy's Girl

JOBLESS Lisa Huo reckons she will be entertaining and might even find love in the house.
That might be difficult as her bad habits are “swearing, burping, farting” and biting her nails.
Buddhist Lisa, 27, was born in Shanghai but came to UK when she was two and lives in Manchester with parents, who run a chippy.

Sezer AKA Jackass

TURK Cypriot Sezer Yurtseven, 26, lives with mum and says women should stay in the kitchen while men earn the money.
Says he has the “charisma other contestants lack” — but not the hair as he shaves and waxes most of his body.
The businessman has been a lightweight boxing champ.

Nikki AKA Posh wannabe

MODEL/dancer Nikki Grahame, 24, of Middlesex is on BB7 “to get noticed by rich and famous men”.
Wants to wed a top footballer and won’t be happy until she is rich.
Says her best assets are her “amazing bottom, fake boobs, lush hair and amazing personality”. Her dream job is to model full time for lads’ mags.

[Tyler Durden]

I prefer the US version. It's more like a "game" where you have to work allegiances, actually show some intelligence and the tasks actually mean something.

In the UK the tasks are just ways of getting more food and have been very lame tasks for the last few series. Most of the time they just sit around bored shitless all day trying to outdo each other for stories about how they've either been rent boys or in porn. Almost every single male that went in there declared himself gorgeous and a babe magnet (either for men or women depending on their desire).

I think George, Imogen and Dawn were the only ones worthy of even a conversation.