Kane vs. Jobi-Fan Kenobi

Fozzy · 07-31-2006, 08:02 PM

Adrenaline Rush

Trans-Atlantic Championship Tournament
Kane vs. Jobi-Fan Kenobi

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RPs due next Thursday, August 3, by midnight

fluff · 08-03-2006, 12:15 PM

Adrenaline Rush is back from commercials as we see Adonis Faulkner and Kane standing outside the arena. Adonis speaks up as it starts to rain slightly.

"Many of you now know that my man Kane has advanced into the semifinals of the Trans-atlantic championship tournament. Kane defeated none other than fellow Four Horsemen member, Eddie Guerrero."

*With that, Kane interjects*

"Eddie, I told you I would not hold back. I beat you and advanced, and now you are out of the tournament. But Adonis, what is the name of the guy I'm facing this week? Isn't it something like, Blow-me Fan Kenobi?"

*The crowd erupts at the joke as Adonis speaks up. The rain is intensifying.*

"Kane, you bring up a great asset in your opponent. He is nothing more than someone who watched to many movies as a kid. His favorite obviously would be one of the Star Wars movies. He thinks he has the force in him. Pshh, the only thing he has is his childhood that he hasn't grown out of."

"Tonight ladies and gentlemen, Kane removes the sin from NGW! He takes the innocence of a young Star Wars fanatic and destroys the boy inside the man's body. Why? As an example that Kane will stop at nothing to get what he wants. Now, it happens to be the NGW Trans-atlantic championship. In the future, it WILL be the NGW World Heavyweight Championship!"

*Adonis walks off and tells Kane he will be back before his match so he can accompany Kane to the ring. As he walks off, he starts making noises like a lightsaber. Kane takes this opportunity to address his opponent.*

"Last week, I beat a true icon Mr. Kenobi. What makes you so sure you are going to beat me? Is a hairy green midget whispering in your ear telling you that the force is strong? If so, you may want to lighten up on those moon rocks you snort. Seriously though, Kenobi, you have nothing on me. I will own you tonight, as well as any other night you want to try me. I will remove the sin from NGW, starting TONIGHT!"

*As soon as he says that, the rain suddenly stops and Kane walks past the cameraman and looks to be in top shape for his match.*

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08-03-2006, 12:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
fluff Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 772 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 3	Adrenaline Rush is back from commercials as we see Adonis Faulkner and Kane standing outside the arena. Adonis speaks up as it starts to rain slightly. "Many of you now know that my man Kane has advanced into the semifinals of the Trans-atlantic championship tournament. Kane defeated none other than fellow Four Horsemen member, Eddie Guerrero." With that, Kane interjects "Eddie, I told you I would not hold back. I beat you and advanced, and now you are out of the tournament. But Adonis, what is the name of the guy I'm facing this week? Isn't it something like, Blow-me Fan Kenobi?" The crowd erupts at the joke as Adonis speaks up. The rain is intensifying. "Kane, you bring up a great asset in your opponent. He is nothing more than someone who watched to many movies as a kid. His favorite obviously would be one of the Star Wars movies. He thinks he has the force in him. Pshh, the only thing he has is his childhood that he hasn't grown out of." "Tonight ladies and gentlemen, Kane removes the sin from NGW! He takes the innocence of a young Star Wars fanatic and destroys the boy inside the man's body. Why? As an example that Kane will stop at nothing to get what he wants. Now, it happens to be the NGW Trans-atlantic championship. In the future, it WILL be the NGW World Heavyweight Championship!" Adonis walks off and tells Kane he will be back before his match so he can accompany Kane to the ring. As he walks off, he starts making noises like a lightsaber. Kane takes this opportunity to address his opponent. "Last week, I beat a true icon Mr. Kenobi. What makes you so sure you are going to beat me? Is a hairy green midget whispering in your ear telling you that the force is strong? If so, you may want to lighten up on those moon rocks you snort. Seriously though, Kenobi, you have nothing on me. I will own you tonight, as well as any other night you want to try me. I will remove the sin from NGW, starting TONIGHT!" As soon as he says that, the rain suddenly stops and Kane walks past the cameraman and looks to be in top shape for his match.

Kane vs. Jobi-Fan Kenobi

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