WWE RAW Dark Match & Heat Taping Results

The Dynasty

WWE RAW Opener:

The WWE Champion - John Cena - is here. This should be interesting. Joey, King, and Coach welcome us to Raw in Chicago, Illinois.

Cena on the mic: Let's stop the music � I wanna hear this. (HUUUUGE BOOOs � Cena just smiles) The Champ���(BOO)�is STILL HERE! (More boos) But I gotta be honest with ya�..going into Wrestlemania 22 I didn't think I'd be standing right here and holding this belt telling you that. For those in the free world just waking up out of hibernation, last night Triple H and I beat the hell out of each other. But folks that's was this is about � capturing this (the belt), defending this, night in and night out. It's not about winning a popularity contest. This means you rise to the occasion. This means you stand up in the face of adversity. This means you meet each and every challenge head on! Hit hard, fight hard, and stand tall (Boo). No matter what the circumstances. Now I will admit in the midst of last night's gala (CENA SUCKS chant � Cena nods). In the midst of last night and apparently here tonight there was a small, large group of people that wanted to see�.

**Triple H's new music hits**

Triple H is here to a chorus of cheers again tonight. Triple H comes face to face with the Champ, and then backs off and asks for a handshake. Cena hesitates, takes the belt off his shoulder, and accepts the handshake only to have Triple H pull it away at the last second.

Triple H: You know I'm gonna hand it to ya Cena. You're a tough kid � you are. The whole world saw me kick your ass last night (cheers). Hey, but you found a way to win. And I'm pissed off about it. But � hey � not at you. I'm not mad at you. I'm pissed off at me because I made the same stupid mistake that everybody else has made. They underestimated you Cena. (YOU TAPPED OUT chant) That's right � I tapped out (cheers). Because I underestimated the champ. Well trust me, trust me when I tell you this � it will never happen again. Now�.you know the deal Cena. They all know the deal. You know why I'm out here. The way I see it that (the belt) is mine. And I want another shot.

Edge and Lita arrive from the back.

Edge: Whoa, whoa, whoa � hold on a minute! Hold on a minute. That's the problem with you Hunter. You think you own this place. You think you should have an endless supply of title matches just because you're the almighty Triple H. Well here's a newsflash � you lost! You didn't have a rematch clause which means you go to the back of the line and somebody else takes your spot. Someone who won at Wrestlemania. Someone who destroyed a future Hall of Famer, a Hardcore legend named Mick Foley � in his own environment. Someone who remained perfect at Wrestlemana , and that someone is me.

Triple H: That's right. You're perfect at WM � man, that's impressive isn't it. Perfect at Wrestlemania. Oh wait a second � how many of those matches were in the main event. Ooooohhh�.that's right � none of em. I'll tell you what � why don't you run along into the back and hang out with the other curtain jerkers while the main event guys stay in here and handle our business.

Edge: Oh you see � I'm a main event guy I just don't dress up like Conan the Barbarian. I make you nervous because I beat John Cena, and I beat him for the WWE Championship.

Triple H: That's right you were the WWE Champ � damn it though. I took a nap for twenty minutes, and I missed the whole thing.

Edge: Well you know what? I could have taken a nap last night after I stole the show at Wrestlemania. But instead I stayed up to watch you�.TAP OUT!

Triple H: Well that was last night. How about tonight�..I knock you out?

Cena: Well, well, well � it appears that heman and skeletore over here have some unfinished business. I know I'm not the one who makes the matches here, but if anybody back there is listening how about we have Edge versus Triple H tonight. Winner gets a shot at the WWE Championship. By the way, I know there's no cure for what's on your face but we can get you some medicine to cease the outbreak.

Edge: No way Cena � I'm not taking anyone one-on-one tonight. Look at me � I'm a human pin cushion. I've got third degree burns. But I do have a better idea. How about Triple H and I team up to take on your bling-bling ass. Two-on-one in a handicap match.

Cena: Did you just say bling-bling? God, I should kick your ass just for saying that.

Triple H: Hey, hey � you should for saying that � kick his ass, but he does bring up a good point. Whaddya say, champ huh? You against me and Edge. I thought you were gonna represent.

Edge: You don't wanna let your Chain Gang members down, but I don't think there's too many left.

Triple H: Come on Cena don't be a coward now.

Edge: Wait, wait, wait � people, people, people�what do you say? (Boos) Do you people want to see Edge and Triple H take on John Cena in a handicap match.

Triple H: Come on � who wants to see us kick John Cena's ass. (Cheers)

Cena: Now as champion � this is the part where my brain says I should tuck, tail, and run and live to fight another day. (Boos) And I may be a stupid son of a bitch, but I'm a tough son of a bitch. And half these people want to see me get my ass kicked anyway. You've got your match, bitches!

Later on tonight Kane and the Big Show defends their titles against Spirit Squad. Coach tells us he meant it's�.NEXT!

World Tag Team Championship
Big Show and Kane (c) vs. The Spirit Squad (Kenny and Mikey)

The Spirit Squad makes their way to the ring. Kenny and Mikey will be the two representatives tonight.

Kane is distracted by Kenny so Mikey hits him from behind. Mikey jumps around a bit so Kane nails him with a couple uppercuts. Standing body slam by Kane. Kenny with a knee to the back of Kane and Kane pulls him back in the ring and slams him. Rights to Mikey by Kane. Kane sends him into the buckle and Mikey walks off into a sideslam. Kane heads to the apron and up to the top. He comes off with a big clothesline. Kane looking for the chokeslam, but a Spirit Squad member gets up on the ring apron and Kane knocks him out. Kane charges to the turnbuckle, but someone pulls Mikey out of the way and Kane goes shoulder first into the ring post. Mikey up top and comes off on the right arm of Kane. Tag to Kenny. Kenny stomps away on Kane. Tag to Mikey now. Big right to the face of Kane by Mikey. Mikey locks in an arm bar, but Kane picks him up and drops him in a Samoan drop type move. Tag to Kenny and Kane tags Show. Show cleaning house with clotheslines and sidekicks. Mikey off the ropes, Show catches Mikey in the air � swings Mikey into the referee and he is down. The entire SS in the ring and they pull off the five man parachute. Kenny up top and comes off with the big leg drop. Referee up � count�1�.2�.3! New Champs!

Winners and NEW Tag Team Champions: The Spirit Squad � Kenny and Mikey

Backstage:

Maria is here and she is here to interview the new tag team champions. One member says they should celebrate by doing a cheer. The cheer was pretty funny to be honest.

There were 35 million page views on WWE.com last night � a new record!

In The Arena:

Rob�Van�.Dam is here!! RVD holds up the MITB briefcase as the crowd continues to dig him.

RVD on the mic: I've had a lot of names in the past now I've got a new one. Cause after WM everyone is calling me Mr. Money in the Bank � Rob�.Van�.Dam. I like that cause last night I climbed that steel ladder, broke straight through the glass ceiling, and I captured this earning myself a shot at the WWE Title anytime I choose. In the last 24 hours I've heard a lot of congratulations and I keep getting asked the same question. When is RVD gonna cash in the briefcase? I'll tell you this�I'm not gonna wait as long as Edge did. I've got no reason � this opportunity could not have happened at a better time! What I plan on showing is that good timing especially in this case is so important it's EXTREEEME!

Chris Masters vs. Jobber

Chris Masters skips all the flexing and he hits the ring immediately.

Masters hits the ring and lands a spinebuster. Off the turnbuckle goes jobber and Masters clotheslines the hell out of him. Gorilla press slam. Master Lock! And that's all she wrote.

Winner: Chris Masters

The Aftermath:

I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool� Carlito makes his way to the ring with his apple in hand and a smirk on his face.

Carlito takes a bite of the apple��and spits it in the face of the jobber Masters just defeated. Carlito raises Masters' arm and hugs him. DOUBLE CROSS!! Back cracker by Carlito!! Carlito is pounding the piss out of Masters! The crowd is loving this � Carlito chants throughout the arena. Carlito grabs his apple, throws it to the mat, and spits in Masters' face without the apple!

In The Arena:

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels. Shawn looks a little more happy than usual this evening.

Shawn on the mic: (HBK chants) Last night at Wrestlemania my match with Vince McMahon was everything I said it was going to be. Ooooh my � it was violent, it was brutal, and it got downright ugly. Now, I know that at any given time with just one sweet chin music I could have ended the match a whole lot sooner, but you see last night was not about a wrestling match. No, no, no � last night was about making Vince McMahon endure his own personal�.heeeeeeeeeeeeeeell. Now, having done just that I feel as if this great weight has been lifted off of my shoulders. I no longer have to deal with Vince McMahon and his oiled up, orange-tinted body strutting down to the ring. I no longer have to deal with public urination tests and marching bands and pointless Oscar speeches. Now I can finally do what I asked Vince to do a long time ago�I can move on. And speaking of moving on, I thought since the popular thing these days seems to be to want to beat up John Cena. I figured hey � why, why, why can't I beat up John Cena? And better yet why can't I do it for the WWE Championship (cheers).

**Here comes the money�..**

Shane McMahon is here!

Shawn: Whoa, whoa, whoa � ladies and gentlemen, where are my manners? Let's give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club � Shane McMahon.

Less than 24 hours ago, after being wheeled out of this arena on a stretcher it is my honor and my privilege to introduce to you � the chairman of the board, my father � Vincent Kennedy McMahon.

**No Chance that's what you've got�.**

Vince McMahon is here with a neck brace and several tape jobs on his face.

Vince on the mic: You have any idea what you've done? You have any idea Shawn Michaels what you've done? My devoted wife Linda was backstage last night and she witnessed what you did to me. My sweet innocent daughter Stephanie likewise was backstage � she too witnessed what you did to me. And by the way, my daughter Stephanie is six months pregnant. But nothing can compare to the emotional scarring you put my son Shane through when you took his face and you shoved it all the way up into my rectal cavity. And then you handcuffed my son to the ring post and you made him watch as you took it to me in the ring. You may not realize this, you may not care � but my son Shane is psychologically and emotionally scarred for life. And yet � you Shawn, you want a championship match. Let me tell you something � there's no chance in hell for that happening. Matter of fact I've got two words for you Shawn.

Shawn: Whoa � you've got two words for me? You've got two words for me? Well guess what � HBK and Chicago got two words for ya��(Crowd yells SUCK IT�and now a DX chant)

Vince: My two words for you are divine intervention. Let me repeat that � divine intervention. Cause you know damn well I was on my way at WM of ripping you apart limb from limb until you had some unexpected help. You had help from God. I mean essentially it became a handicap match � me versus you and God. There you go again God. There you go again. Picking on me. You always were a bully.

Shawn: Hey Vince � I don't mean to interrupt your delirious rant there that you have going on there with the almighty. It could be the meds. Or it could be that you have finally, finally gone completely insane.

Vince starts to take off to the ring, but Shane holds him back.

Shawn: But bear with me mental Monty � do you anywhere in this have a point?

Vince: Yeah the point is this � you can't win, you can't win against the McMahons. You nor anybody else in the world � you can't do it. You may win a battle or two there, but you will never, ever win the war against the McMahons. By the way pal � that's exactly what you're in. That war is gonna continue for you because I'm gonna get a lot better. My son Shane is going to get over this emotional scarring. In less than four weeks at Backlash there's gonna be a tag team match Shawn. It's going to be you and your tag team partner the Lord Almighty. You and God versus me and the product of my semen � my son Shane!

Mickie James and Candice Michelle vs. Trish Stratus and Torrie Wilson

Mickie James. Mickie has her hair dyed blonde, and is dressed in Trish's outfit.

Trish locks on a side headlock and takes it into a snap mare. Mickie is taunting Trish with the championship. Trish with a whirly-bird head scissors. Tag to Torrie. Torrie into the ring and she pushes Candice down. Tag to Mickie to a chorus of cheers. Mickie slaps the back of Torrie's head and heads over and lands a kick to the knee of Trish. Torrie takes control. Whip by Torrie, misses the clotheslines, chick kick by Mickie! That's all.

Winners: Mickie James and Candice Michelle

The Aftermath:

After the match Trish grabs Mickie's title and hands it to her.

In The Arena:

Chavo's Music Hit and he stop on the ramp with the mic: My name is Chavo Guerrero. In all my life, I have never been more proud than I was last night at Wrestlemania. I want to personally thank each and every one of you who has kept my uncle Eddie's memory alive. Cause he is alive and he lives in all of you � right here (points to heart). (More Eddie chants) What made last night even more unbelievable is that my friend � no, no my family member � Rey Mysterio won the World Heavyweight Championship on Smackdown! They said he couldn't do it, but he did. If I have any regrets it was that I didn't get a chance to go for a championship at Wrestlemania. (Chavo chants now) But tonight � tonight's a little different. Tonight's my night. Tonight's my chance to go for a championship. The Intercontinental Championship � tonight is my Wrestlemania. Just like Rey Mysterio did at the Royal Rumble, I dedicate tonight�.to Eddie. On November 13th, the morning of will be a day that I will never ever forget. Eddie you passed me the torch that night, and I promise you Eddie � and I promise all of Eddie's fans and I promise all of the Guerrero family � I will NOT let you down! Chavo heads to the ring. That match is NEXT!

Intercontinental Championship
Shelton Benjamin vs. Chavo Guerrero

Chavo and Shelton circle each other. Lock up � slide under by Shelton into some chain wrestling. Shelton gets Chavo in a side headlock � back body drop by Chavo. Cover gets two. Lockup again. Knee to the midsection by Shelton. Some rights backs Chavo into the corner. Clean break? Hell nah � slap by Shelton. Knee to the midsection by Chavo. Big uppercuts from Chavo backs Shelton into the other corner. Chavo stomping a mudhole into Shelton. The referee finally breaks it up, and the crowd is loving it. Irish whip by Chavo, and he misses a dropkick as Shelton held onto the ropes. Slingshot by Shelton, but Chavo landed on the ring apron. Duck under by Chavo, big knee lift to Chavo sends him crashing to the floor. On the outside, Shelton drops Chavo's neck across the ring apron. Back in the ring � cover gets two. Chavo quickly locks in a back headlock. The crowd is into this baby � Chavo chants. Chavo feeling the vibe trying to get out of the headlock. Chavo is to his feet. Elbow by Chavo � and again. Shelton off the ropes, BIG DROPKICK by Chavo! Chavo with some rights. Irish whip by Chavo � back body drop! Leg lariat by Chavo. Irish whip reversed by Shelton � Shelton throws him up in the air, dropkick by Chavo. Cover and a two count. Shelton with a poke to the eyes out of nowhere. Shelton whips Chavo into the buckle � Stinger Splash is missed. Chavo off the ropes � tilt-a-whirl leg scissors � AMAZING! Boot to the midsection. Vertical suplex��and another��and one more means THREE AMIGOS! Chavo looking to go to the top rope. He's up, and he's playing to the crowd just a little too much. Chavo comes off and Shelton avoids the frog splash. T-Bone � and that's all. Damn it.

Winner: Shelton Benjamin

The Aftermath:

After the match the crowd continues to chant Chavo. Chavo says he's sorry to the skies and walks back to the locker room obviously frustrated.

During The Break:

During the break on WWE.com Unlimited Chavo said he let everybody down � the fans, his family, and Eddie. Then Chavo said: "Maybe I'm not supposed to be a wrestler. I quit."

In The Arena:

Ladies and gentlemen please welcome - "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair.

Flair on the mic: WOOOOOO!! I have had some unbelievable moments in Chicago. Like that's a shocker � WOOO! But better than that I've had some unbelievable moments in my career in Chicago. Last night � Wrestlemania XXII � Ric Flair gave 110% and Ric Flair didn't win. That doesn't mean that my pursuit of the WWE Title will end. I feel I've still got a 17th title run in my life.

Some guy named Armando Alejandro Estrada comes down to the ring on a microphone.

Estrada: Ladies and gentlemen, mira the Nature Boy Ric Flair. The 16 time heayweight champion. Amigo � your time is up. America needs a new hero and his name�.

Flair: Listen here pal � don't be walking out here getting in my ass.

Estrada: Hey � don't interrupt me. Don't interrupt me vendejo � I said my name is Armando Alejandro Estrada and I grew up watching you down in my home country of Cuba. Watching you on my broken down TV with the rabbit ears for antenna. That was then, this is now. Now you are estoy negocio. I am a business man. I enjoy the nicer things in life. I enjoy nice clothes � just like you. I enjoy nice women � beautiful women�just like you. And amigo � more than anything else � I enjoy the dinero, the cash, the money. Pero now your time is over. Allow me to introduce to you � the man is going to change the face of Monday Night Raw and the entire W�W�.E. I give to you��

Flair: Did you raise your voice at the Nature Boy Ric Flair? Did you walk out here and get in my face? You got a new boy on the street? Let's not talk about it � let's bring him out here and see what he's got because the 16-time � WOOOO � world heavyweight champion is standing right here.

Estrada: Amigo � I can do you one better. You have overstayed your welcome. Amigos � I give to you Umaga!

Umaga makes his way to the ring. Flair attacks, but Umaga takes control and pounds the shit out of Flair. Surprise, surprise � nobody cares. Umaga kills Flair with a butt splash. Two headbutts and now a Samoan Drop type maneuver.

Backstage:

Edge and Triple H are in the back making sure they are on the same page. Each one is telling the other to kick Cena's ass tonight. Lita and Edge roll their eyes as they walk away, and Triple H sneers.

Handicap Match
Triple H and Edge vs. John Cena

Triple H is sitting on the turnbuckle and tells Edge to go ahead. Cena Sucks chant trying to get started. Lockup between Edge and Cena. Cena slides behind and backs Edge into the corner and slaps the shit out of his back. Edge looks to Triple H for help, but he continues to sit on the buckle. Edge goes for a kick, but Cena catches him and lands a big right. Cena off the ropes, Lita grabs his leg, and Edge lands a big shot to the back of Cena's head. More rights by Edge backs Cena into the corner. Big Cena Sucks chant now. More rights and lefts from Edge. Irish whip reversed by Cena and Cena sends Edge up and over the top rope. Cena looks at Triple H and Triple H finally gets off the buckle. Right before Triple H and Cena are going to face off Edge comes from behind and knocks Cena to the mat. Edge with some rights. F U attempt is countered by Edge who slides off and lands a hammering blow to the back of the neck of John Cena. Edge goes for the cover and gets two. Big shot by Cena to the midsection. Cena off the ropes � double clothesline. Triple H comes down off the buckle and measures up Cena. Edge goes for the spear, Cena moves, and he lands it on Triple H! Clothesline by Cena. Again! Flying shoulder block by Cena. Irish whip by Cena � back body drop. Rights by Cena. Triple H pulls Cena off Edge, and Triple H is pounding away on Edge now. Right by Cena, right by Triple H, right by Cena, spinebuster by Triple H! You can't see me � five knuckle shuffle � no, stopped by a boot to the midsection by Triple H! Pedigree! Three count.

Winner: Triple H and Edge

Triple H poses for the crowd as Edge and Triple H stare each other down.

Dark Match:

*Rob Conway & Rene Dupree vs. The Highlanders - Highlanders win with a small package on Conway.

Heat:

*Gene Snitsky & Goldust defeated Colt Cabana & Brad James. Snitsky pinned Cabana after an assisted wheelbarrow suplex. There were lots of Colt Cabana chants during the match.

*Lance Cade vs Viscera - Cade wins with his feet on ropes

*Matt Striker defeated Chandler McClure.

*Trevor Murdoch vs. Eugene - Murdoch wins with a DDT.

KoC

I merged these topics, but by accident, the title is the dark match results and heat. sorry for the mistake.

Austinfan4life

I'm glad to here Colt Cabana doing some heats every now and then. I'm looking forward to seeing him on Sunday on WWE.com.

Kevin Idol

It would have helped if you merged the posts as well. So it wasn't a double post.

*merges*

dgrantmcdonald

CAn you say HEEL TURN for Cena??? The WWE is going to have to finally admit that he just isn't making it as a face and if they want to continue with him as champ they better do something. A heel turn now opens the door for a feud with MITB RVD and that should work for them.

OMEN

Thanks for posting thease results from the show last night,It's still hard to believe that Big Show and Kane lost the Tag titles to those muppets the Spirit squad...

Without Order Nothing Can Exist,Without Chaos Nothing Can Evolve

Stranger

Triple H just confirmed to being the best last night after he defeated the WWE Champion John Cena.