[Round 1] W-D MC Battle Rap

JsnakeJ

Order was chosen by the order you joined. Ces will be the judge.

[1] JsnakeJ (vs) [12] Crimson
[2] Paul (vs) [11] [Rockstar CC]
[3] ... (vs) [10] Ecks
[4] Richy (vs) [9] lazy
[5] Red Cold (vs) [8] [Xain]
[6] Dick Dastardly (vs) [7] CosMo

Post your rap in this thread and please don't reply unless you're posting your rap. All raps are due on Wednesday, October 5th by 11:59 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Verse

I got a crazy flow and when you mix it wit a hot beat//
It'll make me a millionaire like I was sittin in tha hot seat//
I'm hot see?/ And I know you wanna live the life that he live//
The way my words flow together like they were bonded with an adhesive/ be straight up is my rhyme tight or is it lame//
cuz I'm in the limelight but I might need to get out tha game//
cuz I only spit the truth/ and if I spit some lies/ revoke me of my title of tha best rapper alive*/

JsnakeJ

Yo little man, get ya head off ya dads cock and pay attention
This ain't the homosexual convention
You suck so much cock ya lips turn red
Someone should pop you in the head
Na I dont mean ya head down there
I mean ya head that the women can't bare
Fuck this amatuer shit
Imma go eat some chips and dip
Ya bitch ass cant even reply
I hope ya choke up and die


Yea yea not that great but its my first in a while.

Kevin Idol

You best be ready Paul to feel my beats
This isn't the type of shit that you've heard on the streets
When it comes to gfx you say you're the best
But believe me yo I'm better than the rest
I kick it old school fool not flow with that new shit
Remember this OG as I'll soon be a hit
All my skills have been taught by Cube and Pac
You're time's running out Paul.....tick tock tick tock.

Disposable Hero

Ok, this be shit because I didn't realise what the deadline was and I'm just making up crap as I type.
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Boom, boom-tish, yep that's a shit beat
But no biggie, cause soon you'll be kissing my feet
Cause I'm mad rapper considering I'm white
And we all know that white and rap, that just aint right
For proof just look above me, that stuff sucks it's shit
That's just poetry, if I wanna enjoy that I'll need a hit
Of crack biznitch, oh God I can't even fake being gangster
Even so, if you think you can beat me best you get on your langster
It's a bike fool, I should know I Googled it cause it ryhmed
With Google you never know what the hell you'll find
Back on top topic, who am I facing this week?
Ecks? That Goddamn freak?
You best be kidding.WellI guess for the first time Ecks does mark the spot.
The spot where you get beaten cause I'm so damn hot.
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Well, turned out longer than I thought it would.

Gunstar Chaos

Looks like I'm here to battle Dean,
too bad he don't know I'm a lyrical machine.
Fuck clean, I spit mean, where have you been,
looks like someone just blew a load on your chin.
Wipe it off, Try to act more like a man,
I spit faster than people can talk in Japan.
Fuck your Bucs, who cares they are 4-0.
They wouldn't last against the Eagles and T.O.
They've play G Bay, Minny, Lions, and Bills.
You think those are tough teams, come on get real.
I'll hand it to Cadillac and his rookie year start,
I'll stop here before I damage Dean's heart.

[xain]

Red Sold? Jed Bold? Who the fuck is this yo?
I take him to the river where he learn about a real flow.

The focus is on me now, these hos, they wanna play;
It's time for you to leave now, but me I'm gonna stay.

Spitting'z in my nature, don't think I'm gon' play nice;
Embarrassed just to be here, you foo's gon' pay the price.

I aint gon' take my time with this, yo ass is gon' be mine;
Me rapping is a miracle, you rappin is a crime.

So take yo ass back to school, you don't deserve to see me;
Even yo bitch ass momma knows, you got a teeny weeny.

FUCK YOU RED COLD!!!

Word out.

Stranger

I'm gonna make this short and sweet, since that's all the time I'll need.
Lazy, you better be ready for this battle, rather than trying to get that weed.

People that do drugs are so pathetic that it's not funny.
But I can see why Lazys mother does it, it's the only way you can stand around her sonny.

People who think that they are so great really make me sick.
When this is all said and done, people will wish they were Dick.

Not saying I own every1; well actually, I am.
When I smack Lazy, his lights will go out after the loud bam.

Everybody knows that I will win this tourney.
Not only coz I own them, but coz I'm the best MC.

My rhymes are better than most rappers, which is why I own you all.
Once I get to the top of the ladder, I will never fall.

If you think you can handle me, you should step up and see.
You people are all just mad because you can't be me.


Word Life.

Red Cold

Yo, Yo, check it.
Simple, simple but effective, my rhymes are reflective,
They’re bouncin’ off this mic, even you don’t even know like;
These rhymes, they ain’t fo’ shame;
They’re here to put you through pain;
Ya’know, Xain, this ain’t no game nig;
Imma strip you and make you dance, pig!
Your crappy ‘mom’ jokes are just old;
Your brain and body could just be sold;
I do it all in excess, my press, my success;
My rhymes bust a move, yours can wear a dress;
Imma beat you, you lil’ eel;
Just watch bitches, as I make him squeal;
Xain, at GFX you're a god fo sure;
But when you rap, you're more like an insomnia cure.
Check it, word out.

CeS

wow im surpised, some of theese are decent , i cant wait for round 2

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