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August 3rd 2008 Live from the PWN Arena in Hartford, Connecticut! PRESHOW MATCHES:
Cowboys From Hell defeated The Stone Cold Killas
Pimpin' Porno defeated Richard McBigDick and seXus
Paulz0 McSexersmith defeated C.M. Shitbag
Teh Tedd0rz defeated John, Beastly Ben and Mick McFatty
Fireworks explode as “Ready To Fall” by Rise Against begins to play. The PWN Arena is packed with well over a thousand fans on their feet holding up signs and enjoying themselves already. “Angela Got Screwed” “A Champion's Champion: Dale Carpenter” “Mark Defines Sex” and other signs are shown. We then cut to a long drawn out video of last week's huge event, Summer Slaughter I.
MATCH: Dmac vs. Stu “The Snake” St. Clair
Dmac vs Stu 'The Snake' St.Clair : Vicious lightning kick by Dmac on Stu. Shining Wizard on Stu, Dmac really laid that one in. Springboard dropkick from Dmac. Nicely done. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Hard back suplex on Stu. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Hooks the leg for a two count. Stu 'The Snake' St.Clair ducks a clothesline attempt. Flying shoulder tackle by Stu sends Dmac to the mat. Spinebuster by Stu 'The Snake' St.Clair, executed with Arn-esque perfection. Dmac ducks a wild right hand. Flying cross body off the top rope! Even Steamboat would have applauded the execution on that. Stu 'The Snake' St.Clair can barely stand. Here it comes - Revolutionizer. 1....2...3, it's finished. Stu 'The Snake' St.Clair leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Dmac comes running as well, and Stu gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle. That was good. **** rating.
Winner: Dmac
ROAD AGENT REVIEW:
Match Quality: 89%
Crowd Reaction: 83%
Overall Rating: 86%
Other Notes:
Dmac is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.
An ad for house shows are showcased.
MATCH: Shane McMichaels vs. Dynamite
Dynamite vs Shane McMichaels : S. McMicha gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Dynamite. S. McMicha drops out the back of a Dynamite bodyslam attempt. S. McMicha hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. S. McMicha whips Dynamite into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Back heel kick off the second rope, Dynamite goes down. Cover, but there's no one to count for Shane McMichaels. Dynamite ducks a wild right hand. Hard impact russian legsweep by Dynamite. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Brutal T-Bone suplex by Dynamite, S. McMicha got folded in half. Cover for a two count. Delayed brainbuster suplex, Dynamite really drove that one down. Hooks the leg for a close fall. S. McMicha blocks a kick from Dynamite. Dynamite takes a hurrancarana from Shane McMichaels. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Dynamite kicks Shane McMichaels in the gut to reverse the momentum. Mike Roberts just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Dynamite gets grabbed, and they start brawling. S. McMicha takes some shots at Dynamite as well. The referee, seeing the chaos, calls for a no contest ruling. Mike Roberts has a chair. Dynamite turns and takes a brutal shot to the head. S. McMicha is next to take a hard shot. Mike Rober has demolished everyone! I'll give this a ***1\4 rating.
Winner: Draw
ROAD AGENT REVIEW:
Match Quality: 84%
Crowd Reaction: 81%
Overall Rating: 82%
No Other Notes Mike Roberts celebrates his assault. Angela Stone is walking backstage when Gabriella comes from behind and attacks her with a chair. Gabriella walks off after hitting a few more chair shots, leaving Angela Stone down on the floor.
MATCH: Jason Roche vs. Nick Malone
Jason Roche vs Nick Malone : Stun Gun from Nick Malone! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? Jason Roch walks into a stiff sit-out jaw breaker. There's a two count on the pin. Jason Roche reverses a hip toss. Spinning back kick from Jason Roche. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? There's a two count on the pin. Vicious kick to the teeth from Jason Roche. Akira Maeda would be proud. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Driven DDT by Jason Roche. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Nick Malone elbows Jason Roche in the face to break a hammerlock. Brutal T-Bone suplex by Nick Malon, Jason Roch got folded in half. There's a two count on the pin. Blind lariat by Nick Malon, Jason Roch never saw it coming until it was too late. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Vertical suplex by Nick Malone. Nick Malone uses move #193 (arm-BAR). Jason Roche powers out of a Nick Malone headlock. Jason Roch uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Vicious kick to the teeth from Jason Roche. Akira Maeda would be proud. Jason Roche drives Nick Malone into the corner. Sour Patch! 1....2....3. Dmac comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! Jason Roch turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Dmac has left Jason Roch down and bloodied. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special.
Winner: Jason Roche
ROAD AGENT REVIEW:
Match Quality: 77%
Crowd Reaction: 85%
Overall Rating: 82%
Other Notes:
Dmac is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.
MATCH: Erin Edwards vs. Gabriella
Erin Edwards vs Gabriella (For The PWN Vixen's Title) : Big forearm by Gabriella, ripping a page from the NOAH playbook. Erin Edwar takes a back suplex. Gabriella snap suplexes Erin Edwar...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Gabriella snap suplexes Erin Edwar...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Erin Edwards ducks a clothesline attempt. Erin Edwar hits a dropkick on Gabriella. Lightning kick by Erin Edwar on Gabs. Cover for a two count. Gabs pushes out of a Erin Edwards hold. Reverse DDT on Erin Edwar. Hooks the leg for a two count. Gabriella plants Erin Edwar with an exploder suplex. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Erin Edwards powers out of a Gabriella headlock. Stiff high kick on Gabs by Erin Edwards who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Gabs blocks the suplex attempt. Erin Edwar gets caught with a short powerbomb from Gabs. Erin Edwards grabs Gabriella from behind and shoves her into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Gabs rolls through with the move! She used a pull of the tights to get Erin Edwar over! 1....2...3! The referee was out of position and didn't see it! Angela Stone comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Angela Stone slams Gabs down. Angela Stone climbs to the top rope and hits the Moonsault! Gabriella has been left down on the canvas. I can't decide whether it's a *** or a ***1\2 match...let's go for a ***1\4 rating to make it fair.
Winner: Gabriella
ROAD AGENT REVIEW:
Match Quality: 83%
Crowd Reaction: 81%
Overall Rating: 82%
Other Notes:
The PWN Vixen's title has gained in image. MATCH: Mark Fraser vs. Dr. Flip
Mark Fraser vs Dr. Flip : Dr. Flip walks into a high dropkick from Mark Fraser. Dr. Flip counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Dr. Flip bodyslams Mark Fraser. Mark Fraser charges, Dr. Flip moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Brutal powerbomb on M. Fraser. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. M. Fraser blocks the suplex attempt. Second rope flying axe handle, Dr. Flip goes down. M. Fraser crushes Dr. Flip with a running senton. There's a two count on the pin. Springboard dropkick from Mark Fraser. Nicely done. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Mark Fraser misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Full nelson slam on M. Fraser. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Dr. Flip walks into a trip. Dr. Flip gets knocked to the ground by M. Fraser. Tap Out, Bitch!!!! Dr. Flip taps out! Shaun Quinn comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Shaun Quinn spins M. Fraser around. Shaun Quinn hits the Touchdown Jesus! Mark Fraser has been left down on the canvas. I'll give this a ***1\4 rating.
Winner: Mark Fraser
ROAD AGENT REVIEW:
Match Quality: 85%
Crowd Reaction: 76%
Overall Rating: 80%
No Other Notes
-L.A.W.- Part II are backstage. They spent the interview putting themselves over.
MATCH: Antoine Williams and Kizzy McAwesome vs. Mike Roberts and The Great Shano
Antoine Williams and Kizzy McAwesome vs Mike Roberts and The Great Shano : Flying shoulder tackle by Mike Rober sends Kizzy to the mat. Kizzy gets hit with a huge clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to The Great Shano. The Great \ Mike Rober whip Kizzy into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. The Great uses a basement dropkick to the knee. There's a two count on the pin. Dropkick connects, Kizzy goes down. Kizzy McAwesome reverses a hip toss. Double Arm DDT by Kizzy, The Great got destroyed. Tag between Kizzy McAwesome and Antoine Williams. The Great takes a flying neckbreaker from Antoine Williams. Spinning bulldog in the corner, The Great is down. The Great counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Tag to Mike Roberts. Big piledriver on Antoine. Mike Roberts drills Antoine Williams with a press slam into a Michinoku Driver. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Mike Roberts uses a forearm to the face. Mike Roberts misses a clothesline. Springboard reverse elbow by Antoine Williams. Excellent move. Antoine Williams moves in for the kill. Dats Game!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Mike Rober \ The Great don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack Antoine \ Kizzy, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends. Good **** rating.
Winner: Antoine Williams and Kizzy McAwesome
ROAD AGENT REVIEW: Match Quality: 92%
Crowd Reaction: 80%
Overall Rating: 86%
No Other Notes MATCH: -L.A.W.- II vs. Chi-Town's Finest
-L.A.W.- Part II vs Chi-Town's Finest (For The PWN Tag Team Titles) : Jason Dani walks into a high dropkick from Joshua Heinbokel. Jason Dani takes a flying neckbreaker from Joshua Heinbokel. There's a two count on the pin. J-Hein tags out to Ian Nordstrom. -L.A.W.- Part II hook up Jason Dani, then hit a double suplex. Hooks the leg for a two count. Hard back suplex on Jason Dani. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Jason Danielson pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Spinning bulldog in the corner, I. Nordstr is down. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Jaylon Danielson. Lightning kick by Jaylon Dan on I. Nordstr. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Hard back suplex on I. Nordstr. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? I. Nordstr reverses a Jaylon Danielson hammerlock. Driven DDT by Ian Nordstrom. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Tag between Ian Nordstrom and Joshua Heinbokel. Joshua Heinbokel scores with a back heel kick on Jaylon Dan. Tag to Jason Danielson. J-Hein hits a dropkick on Jason Danielson. Jason Danielson is in trouble. J-H!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Cowboys From Hell come running down into the ring. They get attacked though, and Ken the Killer gets thrown out again. They grab Tom Red and hit the Double DDT! With him out of the way, the drag Ken the Killer to the outside...and promptly put him straight through the announcer's table with a double slam! -L.A.W.- Part II have destroyed Cowboys From Hell, who were attempting to ambush them! I'll give this a ***1\4 rating.
Winner: -L.A.W.-
ROAD AGENT REVIEW: Match Quality: 84%
Crowd Reaction: 83%
Overall Rating: 83%
Other Notes: The PWN Tag Team titles have gained in image. Ken the Killer is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. Joshua Heinbokel is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.
Ken Howlett is backstage, and announces that at Retribution we will see Dale Carpenter and Mike fight one on one.
MATCH: Ramone Montana and Mike vs. Mark McSexersmithson and Dale Carpenter
Ramone Montana and Mike vs Mark McSexersmithson and Dale Carpenter : Vertical suplex by Mark McSexersmithson. Mike walks into a stiff sit-out jaw breaker. Cover for a two count. Mark MS tags out to Dale Carpenter. Dale \ Mark MS whip Mike into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hard back suplex on Mike. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Hooks the leg for a two count. Dropkick connects, Mike goes down. Mike reverses a Dale Carpenter hammerlock. Belly to back suicideplex, Dale got folded up big time. Tag between Mike and Ramone Montana. Bodyslam by Ramone Mon. Driven full nelson slam on Dale. Ramone Mon only gets knees on a splash. Tag between Dale Carpenter and Mark McSexersmithson. Tiger bomb by Mark McSexersmithson, executed perfectly. Belly to back suicideplex, Ramone Mon got folded up big time. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Ramone Mon gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Mark MS. Ramone Montana powers out of a Mark McSexersmithson headlock. Ring-shaking slam on Mark MS. Mark McSexersmithson hooks up a suplex, but it is blocked. Ramone Mon scores with a low blow, then turns it into a small package! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Mark McSexersmithson got screwed out of the victory! Ramone Mon \ Mike signal to each other...and they attack Mark MS \ Dale! After an swift brawl, Mark MS and Dale are left down in the ring. Almost a ***** match...but it was missing something, so it only gets a ****1\2.
Winner: Ramone Montana and Mike
ROAD AGENT REVIEW: Match Quality: 96%
Crowd Reaction: 84%
Overall Rating: 90%
No Other Notes Mike and Ramone Montana stand over both champions and signify they want the gold.
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