PWN Summer Slaughter I
Presented to you LIVE from the Hammerstien Ballroom
July 27th, 2008



MATCH: Mark Fraser vs. Shaun Quinn

Mark Fraser vs Shaun Quinn : M. Fraser walks into a high dropkick from Shaun Quinn. Shaun Quinn misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Mark Fraser scores with a back heel kick on S. Quinn. Shaun Quinn charges, M. Fraser moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Back heel kick off the second rope, S. Quinn goes down. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. S. Quinn backdrops Mark Fraser out of a piledriver attempt. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Vicious lightning kick by S. Quinn on M. Fraser. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on M. Fraser, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. M. Fraser powers out of a headlock. Super kick by Mark Fraser. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Shaun Quinn fights out of a grapple. Mark Fraser slugs Shaun Quinn, sending him down into the corner. While M. Fraser fires up the crowd, S. Quinn is removing the turnbuckle pad! Mark Fraser comes over...but S. Quinn grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Mark Fraser face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Shaun Quinn rolls up the stunned Mark Fraser, and even puts his feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3! What a display of cheating from Shaun Quinn. Shaun Quinn climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory That was good. **** rating.

Winner: Shaun Quinn

ROAD AGENT REVIEW:

Match Quality: 92%
Crowd Reaction: 84%
Overall Rating: 88%

No Other Notes

Mark McSexersmithson is shown backstage, taping his ribs. He holds his International championship close after finishing.

MATCH: Jason Roche vs. Dmac

Dmac vs Jason Roche : Jason Roche strikes Dmac. Standing leg lariat by Jason Roche on Dmac. Jason Roch uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Jason Roch uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Dmac fights out of a grapple. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Dmac. There's a two count on the pin. Jason Roch blocks a kick from Dmac. Springboard reverse elbow by Jason Roche. Excellent move. Cover for a two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Dmac goes flying. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Dmac counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Jason Roch walks into a high dropkick from Dmac. Jason Roche takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Flying elbow from Jason Roche. Jason Roche sets Dmac up in the corner. Sour Patch!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Dmac goes nuts, attacking the referee! DDT! The referee is out! That was good. **** rating.

Winner: Jason Roche

ROAD AGENT REVIEW:

Match Quality: 90%
Crowd Reaction: 83%
Overall Rating: 86%

Other Notes: Dmac is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.


MATCH: -L.A.W.- II vs. Cowboys From Hell

-L.A.W.- Part II vs Cowboys From Hell (For The PWN Tag Team Titles) : KTK drives a thrust kick into the chest of I. Nordstr. Ken the Killer hits a delayed suplex on I. Nordstr. Cover for a two count. Tag between Ken the Killer and Tommy Red. Tommy Red scoops up I. Nordstr. KTK bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Flying shoulder tackle by Tom Red sends I. Nordstr to the mat. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tom Red hits a right hand. Tom Red walks into a trip. DDT from the top rope by Ian Nordstrom. That looked brutal. I. Nordstr tags out to Joshua Heinbokel. J-Hein uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Vicious lightning kick by J-Hein on Tom Red. Joshua Heinbokel misses a clothesline. Tag between Tommy Red and Ken the Killer. Full nelson slam on J-Hein. Delayed brainbuster suplex, KTK held that one for ages. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. KTK hits a right hand. Joshua Heinbokel reverses a hip toss. Super frankensteiner on KTK, who hit hard. Ken the Killer is in trouble. J-H!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! -L.A.W.- Part II climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory. I'm knocking off half a star for some blown spots, so that's a ***1\2 rating.

Winners: AND NEW PWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... -L.A.W.- II

ROAD AGENT REVIEW:

Match Quality: 86%
Crowd Reaction: 83%
Overall Rating: 84%

Other Notes: The PWN Tag Team titles have gained in image. Ken the Killer is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. Joshua Heinbokel is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.



MATCH: Angela Stone vs. Gabriella

Angela Stone vs Gabriella (For The PWN Vixen's Title) : Gabriella uses move #193 (arm-BAR). Angie counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Gabs takes a headbutt from Angela Stone. Gabs reverses an irish whip...and Angela Stone runs into the referee. Angela Stone scores with a killer spinebuster. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Gabriella fights out of a grapple. Vertical suplex by Gabriella. Vicious back suplex! Angela Stone got nailed. Hooks the leg for a two count. Gabs hits a great swinging DDT on Angela Stone. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Angie blocks the suplex attempt. Angela Stone hits a bulldog off the ropes. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Gabs blocks the suplex attempt. Angela Stone hooks up a suplex, but Gabs flips out and lands on her feet, and quickly grabs the tights to score with a school boy pin! 1...2..3! The referee somehow missed the blatant cheating! Gabriella slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. She's happy to have the win, and isn't going to hang around for Angie to get some payback. I can't decide whether it's a *** or a ***1\2 match...let's go for a ***1\4 rating to make it fair.

Winner: AND THE NEW VIXEN'S CHAMPION... Gabriella!

ROAD AGENT REVIEW:

Match Quality: 83%
Crowd Reaction: 84%
Overall Rating: 83%

Other Notes: Angela Stone lost 1 point of overness from this match. Gabriella gained 2 points of overness from this match. The PWN Vixen's title has gained in image.



MATCH: Kizzy McAwesome vs. The Great Shano

The Great Shano vs Kizzy McAwesome : The Great hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. The Great walks into a trip. Kizzy McAwesome fires off some right and left hands. Kizzy whips The Great into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Kizzy McAwesome scores with a killer spinebuster. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. The Great Shano elbows Kizzy McAwesome in the face to break a hammerlock. Flying elbow from The Great Shano. Flying cross body off the top rope! Even Steamboat would have applauded the execution on that. Cover for a two count. Springboard dropkick from The Great Shano. Nicely done. Pin, but Kizzy is out just before the three count. Kizzy McAwesome comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Powerful Spear by Kizzy McAwesome. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. The Great counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. The Great Shano gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! The fight has started up again! The Great Shano attacks Kizzy, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so i'm knocking off half a star, so it gets a ***1\2 rating.

Winner: The Great Shano

ROAD AGENT REVIEW:

Match Quality: 88%
Crowd Reaction: 80%
Overall Rating: 84%

No Other Notes


MATCH: Ramone Montana vs. Mark McSexersmithson

Ramone Montana vs Mark McSexersmithson (For The PWN International Title) : Mark McSexersmithson uses move #193 (arm-BAR). Belly to belly suplex by Mark MS. Mark MS drives a thrust kick into the chest of Ramone Mon. Stun Gun from Mark McSexersmithson! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? Ramone Mon kicks Mark McSexersmithson in the gut to reverse the momentum. Back elbow connects, Mark MS staggers backward. Massive backbreaker, Mark MS got nailed. Cover for a two count. Mark MS backdrops Ramone Montana out of a piledriver attempt. Doctor Bomb, Ramone Mon is hurt. Cover for a two count. Emerald Fusion by Mark McSexersmithson on Ramone Mon. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Ramone Mon counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Mark MS receives some punishment. Mark MS counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Mark McSexersmithson snap suplexes Ramone Mon...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Ramone Montana is in trouble. Sexy Time! 1....2....3. Mark McSexersmithson remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. A ****1\2 rating for a great match.

Winner: AND STILL INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION... Mark McSexersmithson!

ROAD AGENT REVIEW:

Match Quality: 95%
Crowd Reaction: 94%
Overall Rating: 94%

Other Notes: The PWN International title has gained in image.


MATCH: Mike vs. Dale Carpenter

Dale Carpenter vs Mike (For The PWN Heavyweight Title) : Spinning back kick from Dale Carpenter. Dale Carpenter strikes Mike. Spin kick by Dale Carpenter to the face. Flying elbow from Dale Carpenter. Dale Carpenter gets taken down out of nowhere. Hard impact russian legsweep by Mike. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Spine shattering vicious back suplex! Dale Carpenter got absolutely creamed. Hooks the leg for a two count. Dale counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Cover for a two count. Tiger suplex on Mike, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Dale drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Mike drives a forearm into the chest of Dale. Dale counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Dale Carpenter hits a rolling kick on Mike. Dale Carpenter floors Mike. Mike gets locked in the Gogoplata! Submission victory! Dale Carpenter climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory Almost a ***** match...but it was missing something, so it only gets a ****1\2.

Winner: AND NEW PWN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... Dale Carpenter!

ROAD AGENT REVIEW:

Match Quality: 96%
Crowd Reaction: 90%
Overall Rating: 93%

Other Notes: The PWN Heavyweight title has gained in image.

Dale Carpenter celebrates in the ring as fans stand on their feet applauding his huge victory. A video package closes the show.

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Yes, it's hot. Yes it's Megan Fox kissing another woman from Jennifer's Body. Yes, it's hot... owait, I already said that. Yes, I'm aware this makes me sound like a total lesbian. But this scene? UNF.

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Yes, I have a GIF of two women kissing.
Yes, it's hot. Yes it's Megan Fox kissing another woman from Jennifer's Body. Yes, it's hot... owait, I already said that. Yes, I'm aware this makes me sound like a total lesbian. But this scene? UNF.

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