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July 26th 2008 Live from the PWN Arena in Hartford, Connecticut! PRESHOW MATCHES:
Teh Tedd0rz defeated seXus
Stibe Cold Killas defeated the Pimpin' Porno
John defeated Beastly Ben
Ian Nordstrom defeated Richard McBigDick
Fireworks explode as “Ready To Fall” by Rise Against begins to play. The PWN Arena is packed with well over a thousand fans on their feet holding up signs and enjoying themselves already. Jason Roche is in the ring calling out Dmac, whom he will have a match with tomorrow live in PWN's first huge event, Summer Slaughter I. The monster Dmac walks out and gets on the apron when Shaun Quinn comes from the crowd and clotheslines Roche. They begin putting the boots to him before Mark Fraser rushes to the ring to scare both men off, signifying a face turn. General Manager Ken Howlett comes out and alerts Mr. Quinn and the beast from the English east that they will face off with Fraser and Roche, right now! MATCH: Mark Fraser and Jason Roche vs. Shaun Quinn and Dmac
Shaun Quinn and Dmac vs Jason Roche and Mark Fraser : Driven DDT by Mark Fraser. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Dmac is down. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Jason Roche. Jason Roch \ M. Fraser whip Dmac into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Jason Roch uses a basement dropkick to the knee. There's a two count on the pin. Jason Roche scores with a back heel kick on Dmac. Jason Roch drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. DDT from the top rope by Dmac. That looked brutal. Tag between Dmac and Shaun Quinn. Shaun Quinn hits a rolling kick on Jason Roch. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by S. Quinn. Jason Roch blocks a punch. Jason Roch tags out to Mark Fraser. Flying reverse elbow by Mark Fraser. Tiger suplex on S. Quinn, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pin, but S. Quinn is out just before the three count. Mark Fraser strikes S. Quinn. Shaun Quinn elbows Mark Fraser in the face to break a hammerlock. Spinning bulldog in the corner, M. Fraser is down. Shaun Quinn gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! S. Quinn \ Dmac nod at each other...and they attack M. Fraser \ Jason Roch! The element of surprise works in their favour, and they have soon left M. Fraser \ Jason Roch down and out on the canvas. Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so i'm knocking off half a star, so it gets a ***1\2 rating.
Winners: Shaun Quinn and Dmac
ROAD AGENT REVIEW:
Match Quality: 85%
Crowd Reaction: 83%
Overall Rating: 84%
Other Notes: Dmac is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. MATCH: Cowboys From Hell vs. Chi-Town's Finest
Cowboys From Hell vs Chi-Town's Finest : Spinning back kick from Jaylon Danielson. KTK takes a flying neckbreaker from Jaylon Danielson. Cover for a two count. Tag between Jaylon Danielson and Jason Danielson. Chi-Town's Finest hook up KTK, then hit a double suplex. Hooks the leg for a two count. Second rope flying axe handle, KTK goes down. KTK kicks Jason Danielson in the gut to reverse the momentum. Big piledriver on Jason Dani. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Ken the Killer and Tommy Red. Massive backbreaker, Jason Dani got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Pin, but Jason Dani is out just before the three count. Fallaway slam by Tommy Red. Jason Dani kicks Tommy Red in the gut to reverse the momentum. Second rope flying axe handle, Tom Red goes down. Tag to Jaylon Danielson. Dropkick connects, Tom Red goes down. Tag to Ken the Killer. Jaylon Dan uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Ken the Killer is in big trouble...Double Darkness Falls!! 1....2....3! Joshua Heinbokel just hit the ringside area! He pummels Jaylon Danielson with punches, then drags him over and onto the announcer's table...and hits a piledriver through it! He grabs a chair from nearby, and turns to see KTK walking over...and blasts him with a shot to the face! Joshua Heinbokel slides into the ring, where Tommy Red and Jason Danielson are fighting. Jason Dani turns...and gets spiked with a J-H! Tom Red walks over...and also tastes a J-H! Joshua Heinbokel has destroyed everyone! I'll give this a ***1\4 rating.
Winner: Chi-Town's Finest
ROAD AGENT REVIEW:
Match Quality: 85%
Crowd Reaction: 79%
Overall Rating: 82%
Other Notes:
Ken the Killer is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. ---COMMERCIAL BREAK--- MATCH: Wee Man vs. Shane McMichaels vs. Mike
WeeMan vs Shane McMichaels vs Mike : Mike drives a forearm into the chest of S. McMicha. Wee hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. S. McMicha blocks the suplex attempt. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Wee is down. Super kick by Shane McMichaels. There's a two count on the pin. S. McMicha walks into a face crusher variation. Hooks the leg for a close fall. S. McMicha blocks the suplex attempt. S. McMicha crushes Wee with a big legdrop. Delayed brainbuster suplex, Mike really drove that one down. Shane McMichaels is in trouble. Color Blind! 1....2....3. That was good. **** rating.
Winner: Mike
ROAD AGENT REVIEW:
Match Quality: 91%
Crowd Reaction: 79%
Overall Rating: 85%
No Other Notes
MATCH: Eight Vixen Tag Match
Team Angie (Angela Stone, Ms. Patricia Webber, Nicole Scorpion, and Erica) vs Team Gabs (Gabriella, Natasha Silver, Samantha McSexy, and Erin Edwards) : Ms. Webber hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Erin Edwar takes a flying neckbreaker from Ms. Patricia Webber. Ms. Webber tags out to Erica. Erica fires off some right and left hands. Tag to Samantha McSexy. Erica slams Samantha McSexy. Erica tags out to Nicole Scorpion. Erica \ Nicole Sco hook up Sexy Sam, then hit a double suplex. Nicole Sco, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Samantha McSexy. Hooks the leg for a two count. Nicole Sco tags out to Angela Stone. Bodyslam by Angie. Devastating face-first slam from Angie on Sexy Sam. Tag to Ms. Patricia Webber. Diamond Dust from Ms. Patricia Webber, Sexy Sam is out. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Sexy Sam reverses a waistlock. Sexy Sam tags out to Gabriella. Ms. Webber gets caught with a short powerbomb from Gabs. Doctor Bomb, Ms. Webber landed hard. Cover for a two count. Tag between Gabriella and Natasha Silver. Gabs \ Natasha Si whip Ms. Webber into the corner. Gabriella whips Natasha Silver in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. There's a two count on the pin. Vicious kick to the teeth from Natasha Silver. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Erica reverses a waistlock. Running knee lift from Erica. Tag between Erica and Angela Stone. Driven full nelson slam on Natasha Si. Angela Stone misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Natasha Si tags out to Gabriella. Natasha Si \ Gabs whip Angie into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Wicked suplex out of the corner from Gabriella, executed well. Angela Stone slugs Gabriella, sending her down into the corner. While Angie fires up the crowd, Gabs is removing the turnbuckle pad! Angela Stone comes over...but Gabs grabs her by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Angela Stone face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Gabriella rolls up the stunned Angela Stone: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that? *** rating for a good bout.
Winners: Team Gabriella
ROAD AGENT REVIEW:
Match Quality: 79%
Crowd Reaction: 71%
Overall Rating: 75%
No Other Notes Ian Nordstrom is in the ring. Out come Cowboys From Hell, who enter the ring and stare him down. Very sore from their previous beating, they question why they were assaulted but then continue to speak to Ian. They tell him to get a partner, as they want the -L.A.W.- in the tag team 3-way, despite Nickolas Kennedy Arsen being injured. Ian Nordstrom takes the microphone and announces his partner as Joshua Heinbokel! J-Hein runs out from the back, and between them they send Cowboys From Hell running from the ring, looking angry. Ian's assault makes perfect sense now. ---COMMERCIAL BREAK--- MATCH: Dr. Flip vs. Kizzy McAwesome vs. The Great Shano
Dr. Flip vs The Great Shano vs Kizzy McAwesome : Dr. Flip hits a right hand. The Great takes a headbutt from Dr. Flip. Kizzy McAwesome ducks a clothesline attempt. Fallaway slam by Kizzy McAwesome. Vicious lightning kick by The Great on Kizzy. Pin, but Kizzy is out just before the three count. Dr. Flip with a spinning neckbreaker on The Great. The Great kicks Dr. Flip in the gut to reverse the momentum. Kizzy \ The Great whip Dr. Flip into the corner. Kizzy McAwesome whips The Great Shano in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Dr. Flip walks into a face-first flapjack. Kizzy walks into a high dropkick from The Great Shano. The Great Shano gets taken down out of nowhere. Big backdrop on Dr. Flip, executed well. Dr. Flip scores with a forearm, sending Kizzy down into the corner. The referee pulls Dr. Flip away to get the break. Wait! Kizzy has pulled something out of his tights. Dr. Flip walks over...and gets floored by a punch! 1....2....3! The referee never saw the brass knuckles! A **** rating for a good contest.
Winner: Kizzy McAwesome
ROAD AGENT REVIEW:
Match Quality: 90%
Crowd Reaction: 76%
Overall Rating: 83%
No Other Notes
Ken Howlett is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Ramone Montana and Stu 'The Snake' St.Clair fight one on one. The winner faces the injured Mark McSexersmithson tomorrow night live at Summer Slaughter I. MATCH: Antoine Williams and Mike Roberts vs. Paulz0 McSexersmith, C.M. Shitbag, and Mick McFatty
Antoine Williams and Mike Roberts vs C.M. Shitbag, Emperor Paulz0 ''Kumquat', and Mick McFatty : Running knee lift from Mick McFatty. Big backdrop on Antoine, executed well. Mick McFatty misses a clothesline. Slingshot senton by Antoine, crushing the chest of Fat Mick. Tag to Emperor Paulz0 ''Kumquat'. Paulz0 walks into a high dropkick from Antoine Williams. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Paulz0 is down. Hooks the leg for a two count. Emperor Paulz0 ''Kumquat' reverses a hip toss. Tag between Emperor Paulz0 ''Kumquat' and C.M. Shitbag. C.M. \ Paulz0 whip Antoine into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Antoine takes a headbutt from C.M. Shitbag. Big clothesline on Antoine. Hooks the leg for a two count. Spear by C.M. Shitbag. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Death valley driver by C.M. Shitbag, Antoine Williams is down and hurt. Hooks the leg for a close fall. C.M. tags out to Emperor Paulz0 ''Kumquat'. Emperor Paulz0 ''Kumquat' scoops up Antoine. C.M. bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Cover for a two count. Antoine takes a back suplex. Antoine reverses a Emperor Paulz0 ''Kumquat' hammerlock. Antoine crushes Paulz0 with a sweet running senton. Tag between Antoine Williams and Mike Roberts. Mike Roberts scoops up Paulz0. Antoine bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Ring-shaking slam on Paulz0. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Emperor Paulz0 ''Kumquat' and Mick McFatty. Mike Rober bodyslams Mick McFatty. Massive backbreaker, Fat Mick got nailed. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Fat Mick reverses a waistlock. Tag between Mick McFatty and C.M. Shitbag. Fat Mick \ C.M. whip Mike Rober into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Back elbow connects, Mike Rober staggers backward. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between C.M. Shitbag and Emperor Paulz0 ''Kumquat'. Reverse DDT on Mike Rober. Front legsweep slam by Emperor Paulz0 ''Kumquat', hit with precision. Mike Rober counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Flying clothesline by Mike Rober. Emperor Paulz0 ''Kumquat' is in trouble. Sitout Spinebuster! 1....2....3. This one gets a ***1\4 rating, it was a good bout.
Winners: Antoine Willaims and Mike Roberts
ROAD AGENT REVIEW:
Match Quality: 85%
Crowd Reaction: 71%
Overall Rating: 78%
No Other Notes
Antoine Williams offers Mike Roberts a handshake after the match and gets a huge Sit-Out spinebuster for his trouble. Mike Roberts points to a Summer Slaughter poster, indicating he wants a match tomorrow night. ---COMMERCIAL BREAK--- MATCH: Dale Carpenter vs. Dynamite vs. Nick Malone
Dale Carpenter vs Dynamite vs Nick Malone : Dale hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Nick Malon walks into a high dropkick from Dale Carpenter. Dynamite blocks the suplex attempt. Dale gets caught with a short powerbomb from Dynamite. Massive back suplex! Dynamite got snapped in half. Pin, but Dynamite is out just before the three count. Hard back suplex on Nick Malon. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Dale Carpenter gets taken down out of nowhere. Dynamite \ Nick Malon whip Dale into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Emerald Fusion by Dynamite on Dale. Nick Malone snap suplexes Dynamite. Dynamite pushes out of a Nick Malone hold. Gut buster, Dale hits hard. Mike comes running down the aisle with a chair! Dynamite and Dale Carpenter continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Mike slides in and blasts Dale Carpenter with a chair to the head! Mike climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Dale Carpenter is in trouble. The Extreme Legacy! 1....2....3. A **** rating for a good contest.
Winner: Dynamite
ROAD AGENT REVIEW:
Match Quality: 91%
Crowd Reaction: 83%
Overall Rating: 87%
No Other Notes Mike gets in the ring and puts the boots to Dale Carpenter, before pointing to the Summer Slaughter poster and motioning he wants the belt. MATCH: Ramone Montana vs. St St. Clair
Stu 'The Snake' St.Clair vs Ramone Montana : Ramone Mon slams Stu 'The Snake' St.Clair. Stu takes a headbutt from Ramone Montana. Rude Awakening on Stu 'The Snake' St.Clair by Ramone Mon. Back elbow connects, Stu staggers backward. Stu 'The Snake' St.Clair ducks a clothesline attempt. Stu slams Ramone Montana down. Spinebuster by Stu 'The Snake' St.Clair, executed with Arn-esque perfection. Hooks the leg for a two count. Stu drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Spinebuster by Ramone Montana, executed with Arn-esque perfection. Hooks the leg for a two count. Double Arm DDT by Ramone Mon, Stu got destroyed. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Stu 'The Snake' St.Clair comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Ramone Mon takes a headbutt from Stu 'The Snake' St.Clair. Ramone Montana reverses a hip toss. Big clothesline on Stu. Ramone Montana moves in for the kill. Triple Powerbomb!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Mark McSexersmithson comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Mark McSexersmithson spins Ramone Mon around. Mark McSexersmithson hits the Sexy Time! Ramone Montana has been left down on the canvas. This was missing something, so it only gets a ****1\2 rating.
Winner: Ramone Montana
ROAD AGENT REVIEW:
Match Quality: 100%
Crowd Reaction: 84%
Overall Rating: 92%
No Other Notes
Mark McSexersmith holds his taped ribs while smiling at the fallen Ramone. He lifts his belt in the air as the fans stand on their feet applauding the tremendous return after such a short time despite such a brutal beating. 
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