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July 5th 2008 Live from the PWN Arena in Hartford, Connecticut! PRESHOW MATCHES:
Gabriella defeated Samantha McSexy, Natasha Silver, and Ms. Patricia Webber
Emperor Paulz0 McSexersmithson defeated Richard McBigDick
Dmac defeated Shane McMichaels
Fireworks explode as “Ready To Fall” by Rise Against begins to play. The PWN Arena is packed with well over a thousand fans on their feet holding up signs and enjoying themselves already. “Master of Puppets” by Metallica begins to play as General Manager Ken Howlett begins to walk out from behind the curtain. The crowd cheers when they are told he is the General Manager of Pro Wrestling Nation. After just a little bit of time, he grabs a microphone and begins to speak. Ken Howlett: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight marks the first ever show in PWN history! With that said, the fans in attendance are already aware of some of our excellent talent. But for those at home, what better way to show you all our talent than a ten man battle royal?! Call me crazy, but I think the winner of said match should be granted an opportunity. The opportunity to face the winner of the International Championship match that's being held tonight, live next week!
Not wasting time, he walks out as the bell rings and the first match up is about to get underway.
MATCH: Ten Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal
10 Man Battle Royal : Dr. Flip slams Ramone Montana down. Dr. Flip tried to eliminate Ramone Montana, who hung onto the top rope. Wee hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Beastly Ben got eliminated by Wee. (Elimination # 1) Vertical suplex by seXus. seXus tried to get Dr. Flip over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. John uses a basement dropkick to the knee. seXus got thrown over the top rope by John. (Elimination # 2) Super kick by Teh Tedd0rz. Tedd0rz tried to get Dr. Flip over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Dr. Flip bodyslams WeeMan. Dr. Flip tried to get WeeMan over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Spinning back kick from WeeMan. C.M. Shitbag got thrown over the top rope by Wee. (Elimination # 3) Dr. Flip receives some punishment. Mike Rober went for the elimination, but Dr. Flip held on to the ropes. Bodyslam by Ramone Mon. Mike Roberts got thrown over the top rope by Ramone Mon. (Elimination # 4) J-Hein gets slammed. Joshua Heinbokel got thrown over the top rope by Ramone Mon. (Elimination # 5) WeeMan strikes John. Slingshot senton by Wee, crushing the chest of John. Dr. Flip slams Teh Tedd0rz. Teh Tedd0rz was eliminated by Dr. Flip. (Elimination # 6) Ramone Mon walks into a high dropkick from John. John tried to get Ramone Montana over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Fallaway slam by Ramone Montana. Ramone Mon went for the elimination, but Dr. Flip held on to the ropes. Standing leg lariat by John on Ramone Mon. John tried to eliminate Ramone Montana, who hung onto the top rope. Ramone Mon gets slammed. Dr. Flip went for the elimination, but Ramone Montana held on to the ropes. Hard back suplex on John. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? WeeMan strikes John. Wee hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. John got bundled out by Wee. (Elimination # 7) WeeMan scores with a back heel kick on Ramone Mon. Wee tried to eliminate Ramone Montana, who hung onto the top rope. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Wee. Wee went for the elimination, but Dr. Flip held on to the ropes. Wee gets slammed. WeeMan was eliminated by Ramone Mon. (Elimination # 8) Dr. Flip can barely stand. Here it comes - Triple Powerbomb. Dr. Flip got thrown over the top rope by Ramone Mon. I don't rate battle royals.
ORDER OF ELIMINATIONS:
1st Eliminated: Beastly Ben
2nd Eliminated: seXus
3rd Eliminated: CM Shitbag
4th Eliminated: Mike Roberts
5th Eliminated: Josh H
6th Eliminated: Teh Tedd0rz
7th Eliminated: John
8th Eliminated: Wee Man
9th Eliminated: Dr. Flip
Winner: Ramone Montana
ROAD AGENT REVIEW:
Match Quality: 80%
Crowd Reaction: 72%
Overall Rating: 76%
Other Notes:
seXus is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. John is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
MATCH: Angela Stone vs. Erica
Angela Stone vs Erica : Massive backbreaker, Erica got nailed. Angela Stone scores with a killer spinebuster. Double Arm DDT by Angie, Erica got destroyed. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Running knee lift from Angela Stone. Cover for a two count. Erica ducks a wild right hand. Running knee lift from Erica. Spinebuster by Erica. Angie reverses a Erica hammerlock. Spinebuster by Angela Stone, executed with Arn-esque perfection. Angela Stone floors Erica...and climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - Moonsault, forget about it. 1....2...3! Angela Stone climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as she celebrates her victory Almost a *** rating, but there were some bits that dragged, so **3\4 instead.
Winner: Angela Stone
ROAD AGENT REVIEW:
Match Quality: 73%
Crowd Reaction: 83%
Overall: 79%
No Other Notes
Angela Stone and Gabriella are caught backstage, where they are having a heated argument. It only lasts a few moments before they both storm off in opposite directions.
MATCH: -L.A.W.- vs. Chi Town's Finest
-L.A.W.- vs Chi-Town's Finest : Second rope flying axe handle, NKA goes down. Jason Dani crushes NKA with a big legdrop. Cover for a two count. Tag between Jason Danielson and Jaylon Danielson. Chi-Town's Finest whip NKA into the corner. Jaylon Danielson whips Jason Danielson in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Jaylon Dan uses a basement dropkick to the knee. There's a two count on the pin. Jaylon Danielson scores with a back heel kick on NKA. NKA powers out of a headlock. Power drive elbow by Nickolas Kennedy Arsen. Tag between Nickolas Kennedy Arsen and Ian Nordstrom. Ian Nordstrom hits a rolling kick on Jaylon Dan. I. Nordstr crushes Jaylon Dan with a running senton. Jaylon Danielson fights out of a grapple. Tag between Jaylon Danielson and Jason Danielson. Jason Dani crushes I. Nordstr with a big legdrop. Back heel kick off the second rope, I. Nordstr goes down. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Standing leg lariat by Jason Danielson on I. Nordstr. Ian Nordstrom elbows Jason Danielson in the face to break a hammerlock. Lightning kick by I. Nordstr on Jason Dani. Ian Nordstrom moves in for the kill. Ugly Mutha Ucka!! 1....2....3. -L.A.W.- climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory. A good *** rating.
Winner: -L.A.W.-
ROAD AGENT REVIEW:
Match Quality: 75%
Crowd Reaction: 84%
Overall Rating: 81%
No Other Notes
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
MATCH: Antoine Williams, Dynamite, and Nick Malone vs. Shawn Wilson, Stu St. Clair, and Great Shan0
Antoine Williams, Dynamite, and Nick Malone vs Shawn Wilson, Stu 'The Snake' St.Clair, and The Great Shano : S. Wilson takes a back suplex. S. Wilson gets caught with a short powerbomb from Nick Malon. Tag to Antoine Williams. Antoine Williams hits a rolling kick on S. Wilson. Super frankensteiner on S. Wilson, who hit hard. There's a two count on the pin. Antoine tags out to Dynamite. Antoine Williams scoops up S. Wilson. Dynamite bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Dynamite snap suplexes S. Wilson...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) S. Wilson pushes out of a Dynamite hold. Spin kick by Shawn Wilson to the face. Tag to Stu 'The Snake' St.Clair. Bodyslam by Stu. Stu 'The Snake' St.Clair drills Dynamite with a press slam into a Michinoku Driver. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Flying shoulder tackle by Stu sends Dynamite to the mat. Stu tags out to The Great Shano. Dropkick connects, Dynamite goes down. Hard back suplex on Dynamite. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Dynamite kicks The Great Shano in the gut to reverse the momentum. Tag to Nick Malone. Nick Malon drives a thrust kick into the chest of The Great. Tag to Shawn Wilson. S. Wilson hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. S. Wilson crushes Nick Malon with a big legdrop. Nick Malone slugs Shawn Wilson, sending him down into the corner. While Nick Malon fires up the crowd, S. Wilson is removing the turnbuckle pad! Nick Malone comes over...but S. Wilson grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Nick Malone face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Shawn Wilson rolls up the stunned Nick Malone: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that? Good **** rating.
Winners: Shawn Wilson, Stu St. Clair, and the Great Shan0
ROAD AGENT REVIEW:
Match Quality: 89%
Crowd Reaction: 80%
Overall Rating: 84%
No Other Notes
MATCH: Eight Man Tag!
Team Tom Red (Tommy Red, Ken the Killer, Jay Stone, and Rob Stone) vs Team Kizzy (Kizzy McAwesome, Mick McFatty, Seanneth McAssSmacky, and Holden McGroin) : Rob Stone hits some punches. Rude Awakening on Holden McGroin by R. Stone. Tag to Tommy Red. McGroin takes a headbutt from Tommy Red. McGroin tags out to Seanneth McAssSmacky. Tommy Red hits some punches. Tag between Tommy Red and Jay Stone. Tom Red \ J. Stone hook up SMS, then hit a double suplex. SMS takes a hurrancarana from Jay Stone. Cover for a two count. J. Stone tags out to Ken the Killer. Ken the Killer with a spinning neckbreaker on SMS. Spinebuster by Ken the Killer. KTK tags out to Rob Stone. Death valley driver by Rob Stone, Seanneth McAssSmacky got planted. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. SMS counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Tag between Seanneth McAssSmacky and Kizzy McAwesome. Kizzy slams Rob Stone down. Devastating face-first slam from Kizzy on R. Stone. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Mick McFatty. Kizzy McAwesome scoops up R. Stone. Fat Mick bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Cover for a two count. Death valley driver by Mick McFatty, Tommy Red got planted. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Mick McFatty misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Tom Red slams Mick McFatty down. Tom Red tags out to Ken the Killer. Nice piledriver on Fat Mick. Fat Mick counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Tag between Mick McFatty and Kizzy McAwesome. Fat Mick \ Kizzy whip KTK into the corner. Mick McFatty whips Kizzy McAwesome in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Lifting DDT by Kizzy McAwesome, executed well. Kizzy McAwesome gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! *** rating for a good bout.
Winners: Team Kizzy
ROAD AGENT REVIEW:
Match Quality: 80%
Crowd Reaction: 64%
Overall Rating: 72%
Other Notes:
Ken the Killer is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
Ken Howlett comes back out this time to officially sign Pro Wrestling Nation's monster, Dmac. Ken Howlett is in the ring where a table has been set up, holding a contract and pen. Dmac comes out, and hits the ring. After a short pause, he signs the contract. After awhile they embrace with a handshake and Ken announces that not only will he be an active competitor, but he will also be working for Ken under a body guard and problem solver basis.
MATCH: Nicole Scorpion vs. Erin Edwards
Erin Edwards vs Nicole Scorpion : Nicole Sco takes a hurrancarana from Erin Edwards. Power drive elbow by Erin Edwards. Nicole Sco walks into a face crusher variation. Pin, but Nicole Sco is out just before the three count. Hard back suplex on Nicole Sco. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Hooks the leg for a two count. Nicole Scorpion comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Erin Edwar gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Nicole Scorpion hits a crap missile dropkick on Erin Edwar. Nicole Scorpion misses a clothesline. Erin Edwar crushes Nicole Sco with a running senton. Nicole Scorpion gets knocked to the ground by Erin Edwar. Nicole Scorpion gets locked in the The Legacy Continues! Submission victory! Erin Edwards remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. **1\2 rating for a decent contest.
Winner: Erin Edwards
ROAD AGENT REVIEW:
Match Quality: 67%
Crowd Reaction: 65%
Overall Rating: 66%
No Other Notes
Match: Dale Carpenter vs. Jason Roche
Jason Roche vs Dale Carpenter : Jason Roche strikes Dale. Dale backdrops Jason Roche out of a piledriver attempt. Dale hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Tiger suplex on Jason Roch, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Cover, but there's no one to count for Dale Carpenter. Jason Roche avoids a Dale Carpenter avalanche. Flying elbow from Jason Roche. Springboard reverse elbow by Jason Roche. Excellent move. Cover for a two count. Springboard dropkick from Jason Roche. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Dale Carpenter pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Dale crushes Jason Roch with a running senton. Pin, but Jason Roch is out just before the three count. Jason Roche powers out of a Dale Carpenter headlock. The bell rings, and this match has come to a time limit draw. Jason Roche offers a handshake to Dale...and he accepts it! A good *** rating.
Winner: Draw
ROAD AGENT REVIEW:
Match Quality: 79%
Crowd Reaction: 79%
Overall Rating: 78%
No Other Notes
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
Mike is walking backstage, when he meets Dale Carpenter. They trade insults, get in each others faces, but eventually walk off without coming to blows.
MATCH: Mark McSexersmithson vs. Mark Fraser vs. Shaun Quinn vs. Mike to crown the International Champion!
Shaun Quinn vs Mike vs Mark McSexersmithson vs Mark Fraser (For The PWN International Title) : Mark MS drives a forearm into the chest of S. Quinn. S. Quinn tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. There's a two count on the pin. Mark MS walks into a trip. Tag to Mike. Mark MS tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Blind lariat by Mike, Mark MS never saw it coming until it was too late. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Mark McSexersmithson takes a butterfly suplex from Mike. Mark McSexersmithson comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Tag between Mark McSexersmithson and Mark Fraser. Flying reverse elbow by Mark Fraser. Spin kick by Mark Fraser to the face. Mike blocks the suplex attempt. Mark Fraser takes a butterfly suplex from Mike. Mike nearly kills M. Fraser with a released tiger suplex. Tag between Mike and Mark McSexersmithson. Gut buster, M. Fraser hits hard. Emerald Fusion by Mark McSexersmithson on M. Fraser. Mark Fraser can barely stand. Here it comes - Sexy Time. 1....2...3, it's finished. A ****1\4 rating, great bout.
Winner and New International Champion: Mark McSexersmithson!
ROAD AGENT REVIEW:
Match Quality: 94%
Crowd Reaction: 81%
Overall Rating: 87%
Other Notes
The International Championship has grown in image.
As the show recap begins to play it is stopped automatically to show Ramone Montana in the ring staring down the new champion. Mike is shown walking up the ramp when Dale Carpenter is shown standing at the top of the ramp. The screen splits in two showing both stare downs as the PWN logo flashes, closing the show with “P-Dubya-N” chants echoing. 
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