SwE day 1

C1A · 02-19-2006, 01:44 PM

a few things before you read this:
1. i wrote this a while back
2. its my first one
3. C1 is a CAW i made for SVR 06

SCSA: Welcome to the Shakie wrestling Entertainment! Tonight, here at the Castledowns Arena in edmonton, Alberta we have a HUGE main event for you! the undertaker will be facing JBL for a #1 contenders match for the SwE title!

Bret: You got that right! also on the card, we have goldberg v. Benoit for the intercontinental championship! And in our inaurgial show as well, we have matt hardy vs edge for the US championship!

Lillian: The following contest is a falls-count-anywhere match and is for the US championship! On his way to the arena, accompinaed by LITA, weighing in at 240 lbs, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, EDGE!!!

*the crowd goes wild with boos as edge and lita make there way to the arena*

Lillian: And now making his way to the arena, from Cameron, N.C, weighing in at 225 lbs, MATT HARDY!

*this time the crowd erupts with cheers for hardy*

The match starts as the bell rings and hardy goes for a quick clothesline, then another. After that, edge gets up and throws him into the turnbuckle. He runs after him, but hardy gets out of the way and he ends up spearing into the turnbuckle.

SCSA: Holy crap, he just smashed his arm right into the turnbuckle!

Bret: you got that right, stone cold. This match might be over before it started!

Hardy quickly goes for the twist of fate, but lita distracts the ref until she grabs a chair and smashes hardy across the skull, and edge goes for the pin.

1..2..*kickout*

Edge throws a fit, and throws hardy onto the steps. Afterward, he grabs a ladder, sets it up, and goes for a diving elbow, missing. Quickly, hardy grabs the chair and aims at edge, but he ducks and accidentally hits lita.

Bret: He just knocked out lita with a chair! Thats gunna hurt in the morning.

SCSA: you got that right, bret.

Hardy quickly shashes edge with the chair about 5 times while edge is distracted.

1..2..3!

Lillian: and your winner and NEW US champion, Matt Hardy!

*afterward, a commerical break then back to the SwE day 1(name of it)*

Lillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! On his way to the arena, weighing in at 280 lbs, from parts unknown, the ULTIMATE WARRIOR!

*the fans erupt in cheers for the return of the ultimate warrior as he makes his way to the arena*

Lillian: And making his way to the arena, from Belfast, Ireland, weighing in at 235 pounds, FINLAY!

*The crowd erupts with boos as he makes his way twoards the arena*

DING DING DING!

the bell rings and ultimate warrior tries to pick up finlay, but he powers out and gives a powerbomb. Afterward, he throws him into the steel steps, but warrior dodges it and throws finlay back in the arena. He quickly goes to the turnbuckle and dives off the top. Afterward, he gives him a gorilla press slam.

1..2..3!

Lillian: And you winner, the Ultimate Warrior!

SCSA: that was a very short match, wasnt it bret?

Bret: you got that right, stone cold. But knowing the warrior, i didnt expect his match to be to long.

SCSA: Yeah, but finlay has had a great time in the SwE so far, he has yet to submit and until now, he was never pinned. Anyway, for our next match, lets go to lillian.

Lillian: the following contest is a ladder match for the intercontental title! On his way to the arena, residing in atlanta georgia, weighing in at 220lbs, Chris Benoit!

*Whatever by our lady peace plays as benoit makes his way to the arena, with everyone in the sold out arena screaming in cheers for him*

Lillian: On his way to the arena, also from atlanta, GA, weighing in at 285 lbs, Goldberg!!!

*goldberg's music plays as he makes his way to the ring*

DING DING DING! The vicinity of the arena is filled with ladders and there is one alreadly set up in the middle of the ring. Both start off by jumping to the top of the ladder in the middle of the ring. they trade fists for about a minuite, then finally, benoit loses his ballance and goldberg suplexes him off the top. Benoit quickly grabs the ropes at the last second and goldberg smashes into the ladders.

Bret: Thats gotta hurt.

SCSA: You got that right bret. He's gunna feel that in the morn.

Slowly, benoit climbs back into the arena and climbs the ladder, but jumps on top of goldberg with a diving headbutt.

SCSA: If that aint a suicide dive, i dont know what is.

benoit picks up a few ladders and throws them in the arena. He picks up goldberg and throws him into a corner as he sets up about 3 ladders all around the origional one. He turns around, Unknkowningly, to a spear from goldberg, ramming 2 of the ladders into benoit as he smashes into a corner.

Bret: Oh My god! thats gotta hurt! That might end the match right there.

Goldberg sets up a ladder and goes to the top. Just before he claims the title, the lights go out as it becomes obvious that the deadman is not far away.

Bret: What the hell is going on?

SCSA: what do you think? The undertaker wants a piece of somebody.

the gong hits and the lights go on, showing the undertaker giving a tombstone to goldberg from the top of the ladder. Taker leaves and after a while, both benoit and goldberg are back at the top and for about 5 minuites, are shown fighting to what may as well seem to be the finish. finally, benoit hits goldberg with a hard right, KO'ing him. He grabs the title and the bell rings.

Lillian: And your winner and NEW intercontinental champion, Chris Benoit!

Bret: What a match! I think we will have a hard time beating that one. Nontheless, lets get back to lillian for our next title match.

Lillian: The following contest is sheduled for one fall and is for the SwE title! On his way to the arena, from west newburry, mass., he is the SwE champion, John Cena!

*My time is now plays as Cena comes to the arena with a uproar of cheers*

Lillian: and the opponet, from san antionio, texas, weighing in at 225 lbs, the heartbreak kid, Shawn Michaels!

*the girlies scream as shawn makes his way to the arena*

Ding Ding Ding! Shawn goes after cena with a clothesline and hits it. He leaves the arena, grabbing a chair under the arena. As soon as he re-enters the arena, he attempts to smash it across his head, and it hits.

the refree goes for the bell.

*Mr.McMahon comes out to the arena.*

McMahon: NO! NO! NO!!! I wont allow this match to end in a Disqualifaction. I want this match restarted and this time, its a no-DQ match! Also, the winner becomes the GM of SwE until i can find a permant one.

*the crowd erupts in cheers*

After saying that, shawn gives a Sweet chin Music to cena, but McMahon distracts the ref.

1..2..3(ref doesnt see it)

shawn gets in the face of the ref, but McMahon gets a chair and hits Shawn. He hits him until the chair doesnt even hurt him and he is unconsious. Cena goes for the F-U.

1..2..3!

Lillian: And your winner and STILL SwE champion, John Cena!

*the crowd erupts in boos, but then Linda McMahon comes out to the arena*

Linda:Vince, what you just did was dispiciable, and i only have two words for you.

YOUR FIRED!

SCSA: Linda Just fired her husband!

Linda: I alreadly have a replacement, Shane is our new chairman!

Bret: What do you know! In one night, we get a new US and interconinetal champion, and a new chairman as well! Well, for our main event, lets go to lillian.

lillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a #1 contenders match for the SwE championship!

*The cow bells are rung as JBL comes to the arena*

Lillian: On his way to the arena, from NYC, weighing in at 290 lbs, JBL!

Fans:JBL... SUCKS! JBL... SUCKS JBL... SUCKS!

*The gong hits as the lights go out and that all-too familiar music hits the stage and the fans go nuts over him*

Lillian:And his opponet, from death valley, weighing in at 325lbs, THE UNDERTAKER!

SCSA: We'll be back after a commerical or five, so just sit tight in your skimpy-ass seat.

commericals for burger king, the next edition of the ultimate fighter, and a promo for the return of the juniors next week.

bret:Were back to our 3-hour special and during the break, we saw the undertaker give JBL a clothesline from hell, in a manner to have annoyed JBL if he was still consious, but lets get back to the match.

With JBL on the ground, taker goes to the top rope and attempts a diving elbow and hits it. He picks up JBL and hits him with the old school.

1..2..*kickout*

JBL escapes the arena and tires to escape to the back, yammering something about the title isnt worth it.

1...2...3...4..

But in a state of shock, JBL meets farooq whos keeping him from escaping the arena.

5...6...7...

JBL runs as fast as he can to get back to the ring, and gets in at the last second. Taker gives him the tombstone.

1..2..*but before he can get the 3, farooq attacks taker in the no-dq match.

all the sudden, the song "step up" by drowning pool plays as a guy wearing a pair of jeans with some kind of design on his jeans and a huge tattoo on his back. he comes out and attacks farooq with a 450 splash.

SCSA: Who the hell is this son-bitch?

Bret:I dont know, I dont know

the mysterious guy leaves the arena with a microphone and says, "MY NAME, IS C1. AND IVE CAME HERE, TO WIN THE SwE TITLE!!!! AND I WONT LET ANYBODY INTERFERE WITH THAT DREAM!!!!"

Taker gets back up and gives another tombstone, and now JBL's bleeding.

1..2..3!

Lillian: And your winner, The Undertaker!!!!!

SCSA: What a way to start off the SwE! a new chairman, Us champ, Intercontinental champ, and #1 contender!

Bret: You got that right, steve. I dont think we can top whats happened here tonight, and if we can, it will be a million times harder to top!

With that said, the show is over and it shows SwE's new show, SwE monday night fight

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