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Old 03-01-2008, 08:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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RAW

Main Event

Triple H
Shawn Michaels
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Randy Orton
John Cena

Upper Midcard

CM Punk
Chris Jericho
Jeff Hardy
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John “Bradshaw” Layfield
Mr. Kennedy

Midcard

Paul London
Brian Kendrick
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Hardcore Holly
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Santino Marella
Carlito
Trevor Murdoch
Lance Cade
Snitsky

Lower Midcard

Cody Rhodes
Paul Burchill
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Charlie Haas

Jobbers

Val Venis
Super Crazy
D.H. Smith
Robbie McAllister
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Women’s Division

Ashley
Maria - Valet of Santino Marella
Mickie James
Candice Michelle
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Jillian Hall
Melina
Beth Phoenix

Other On-Air Talent

Mike Adamle - Ring announcer
Lilian Garcia - Ring announcer
Todd Grisham - Backstage interviewer
Jerry Lawler - Color commentator
Josh Matthews – Backstage interviewer
William Regal – General Manager
Jim Ross - Play-by-play commentator

Occasional Talent

Stone Cold Steve Austin
The Rock (very occasional, see thread John Cena gives The Rock an F-U!)
Vince McMahon (not occasional enough)
Shane McMahon
Stephanie McMahon

Inactive Talent

Rory McAllister - Injured
Drew McIntyre - Injured
Ron Simmons

Tag Teams and Stables

Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch
Carlito and Santino Marella
Hardcore Holly and Cody Rhodes
The Highlanders (Robbie and Rory McAllister)
Londrick (Paul London and Brian Kendrick)


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SmackDown!

Main Event

Batista
The Undertaker
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Edge

Upper Midcard

Kane
Matt Hardy
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Big Show
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Montel Vontavious Porter

Midcard


Jamie Noble
Gregory Helms
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Finlay
The Great Khali
Mark Henry
Chavo Guerrero
Zack Ryder
Curt Hawkins

Lower Midcard

Jesse
Festus
Shannon Moore
Jimmy Wang Yang
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Deuce
Domino

Jobbers

Funaki
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Dave Taylor

Women’s Division

Michelle McCool
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Victoria

Other On-Air Talent

Cherry - Valet of Deuce N' Domino
Jonathan Coachman - Color commentator
Michael Cole - Play-by-play commentator
Vickie Guerrero - General Manager
Theodore Long - Assistant General Manager
Maryse
Justin Roberts - Ring announcer
Eve Torres - Backstage interviewer

Occasional Talent
Ric Flair

Inactive Talent

Kenny Dykstra - Injured
Rey Mysterio - Injured
Torrie Wilson – Injured
Chuck Palumbo - Injured

Tag Teams and Stables

Deuce N’ Domino with Cherry
The “Guerrero” Family (Edge, Chavo Guerrero, Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder with Vickie Guerrero)
Jesse and Festus
Shannon Moore and Jimmy Wang Yang


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ECW

Main Event

Rob Van Dam
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Upper Midcard

Sabu
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Umaga
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John Morrison
Shelton Benjamin

Midcard

Kofi Kingston
Tommy Dreamer
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Big Daddy V
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The Miz
Elijah Burke

Lower Midcard

Balls Mahoney
Stevie Richards
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Nunzio
Mike Knox

Jobbers


Colin Delaney
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Women’s Division

Kelly Kelly
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Layla

Other On-Air Talent

Tony Chimel - Ring announcer
Paul Heyman – General Manager
Matt Striker - Manager of Big Daddy V and occasional wrestler
Joey Styles - Play-by-play commentator
Tazz - Color commentator
Lena Yada - Backstage interviewer

Inactive Talent

The Boogeyman - Injured
Kevin Thorn – Injured
Armando Alejandro Estrada

Tag Teams And Stables

Colin Delaney and Tommy Dreamer
The Miz and John Morrison
Big Daddy V and Mark Henry with Matt Striker

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Current Title Holders

WWE Heavyweight Championship
Current Champion: John Cena
Previous Champion: Randy Orton

WWE Intercontinental Championship
Current Champion: Carlito
Previous Champion: Jeff Hardy

WWE Tag Team Championships
Current Champions: Hardcore Holly & Cody Rhodes
Previous Champions: Trevor Murdoch & Lance Cade

WWE Women’s Championship
Current Champion: Beth Phoenix
Previous Champion: Candice Michelle


World Heavyweight Championship

Current Champion: The Undertaker
Previous Champion: Edge

WWE United States Championship
Current Champion: Matt Hardy
Previous Champion: MVP

WWE Cruiserweight Championship (suspended)
Current Champion: Vacant
Previous Champion: Hornswoggle

WWE Tag Team Championships
Current Champions: John Morrison & The Miz
Previous Champions: MVP & Matt Hardy


ECW World Championship
Current Champion: Rob Van Dam
Previous Champion: Chavo Guerrero


Roster updated as of “1st April 2008”


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Vince McMahon is shown in his office along with Stephanie McMahon, Triple H and John Cena. The four are shown sitting down on chairs around a large table. Vince is at the head of the table with John beside him and at the opposing side of the table Stephanie sits beside Triple H.

Vince: “Alright folks! Time to finalise our plans for Mania!”

Cena: “Well I think we can all agree the RAW match should headline?”

Triple H: “Of course! Our match has been weeks in the making compared to the lacklustre build-up of the SmackDown! main event.”

Vince:
“Actually, I was thinking of giving SmackDown! the main event. I mean hasn’t that match been built up for months?”

Cena: “Let’s not get crazy Vince! RAW’s our number one brand after all!”

Triple H: “Yeah Vince! If you want to throw SmackDown! a bone how about you give my man Batista a huge squash victory over a RAW opponent?”

Cena: “Everybody else thinking Umaga?”

Triple H: “They don’t call him the “Monster Jobber” for nothing.”

Vince: “Alright, alright! Anybody else got any other thoughts before we move onto the main event then?”

Steph: “Well Daddy, Hunter and I were talking about this ECW match and we both think it’s not worthy to be on the Mania card.”

Triple H: “Yeah Vince, your surprise is going to get no reaction. Mark my words!”

Vince: “You guys really think? Heyman said it definitely wouldn’t work so that makes me certain it will!”

Triple H: “You don’t think he’s maybe using reverse psychology Vince?”

Vince: “WHAAAAAT! Are you implying Heyman can outwit Vincent Kennedy McMahon?!”

Steph: “No! No he wasn’t Daddy! Let’s just move on.”

Cena: “So yeah, I was thinking, how about for the main event I fly in dressed as SuperJohn?”

Vince: “Great idea John! And speaking of that, we know the winners of all the other matches, so it’s just the WWE Title match to decide now.”

Steph: “Well, I think it’s pretty obvious it’s Hunter’s time Daddy. He’s been so long without the title and he really misses it.”

Triple H: “Yeah Vince, give me the title and then Shawn can come out at the end and we can finish the show by reuniting D-X!”

Vince: “Hrmm, that does sound like an inviting idea. Maybe I could even feud with you two for a couple of months after for the title?”

Triple H: “Exactly! Sounds like a great plan!”

Cena: “Whoa there! Don’t I get a say?”

Vince: “Alright John, give us your view, though after that last idea, you’re going to have to come up with something really special.”

Cena: “Well I was thinking I could get beaten for most of the match, maybe get RKO’d and Pedigreed a few hundred times. Then suddenly I’d Cena out, F-U everyone insight and win!”

Vince: “He’s only gone and done it again! What an idea! It’s so fresh! And after maybe I could even feud with you for a couple of months for the title all culminating in me being assassinated? [Vince grins]

Triple H: “But that way everybody misses out on a D-X reunion! I mean c’mon Vince, its D-X! It’s what the people want!”

Vince: “Ahh! You both have very compelling arguments. There’s always the option of letting Orton keep the belt?”

Cena and Triple H: “NO!”

Vince: “And why the hell not?”

Steph: “Well for one thing, he just assaulted a fan last week.”

Vince: “Again?”

Steph: “Yeah, a female fan.”

Vince: “Maybe she attacked him first?”

Steph: “Well, she was paralysed from the neck down so I doubt it.”

Vince: “She could have bitten him?”

Steph: “She was also blind so I don’t think she could have seen who she was biting Dad.”

Vince: “She could tell by his voice? Them blind people have much better hearing you know!”

Steph: “Oh yeah, she was also deaf, mute and terminally ill.”

Vince: “Godamnit! That kid has got to learn!”

Steph: “So the belt’ll be coming off Orton, right Dad?”

Vince: “Who the hell said that? I meant we should give him the week off to let him think about his actions. After all, if he’s going to win the Mania main event we need him fresh and fully fit don’t we?”

Cena, Steph and Triple H:
“You cannot be serious!?”

The discussion continues…


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The Rock (very occasional, see thread John Cena gives The Rock an F-U!)

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WWE Championship: Randy Orton © vs John Cena vs Triple H

World Heavyweight Championship: Edge © vs The Undertaker

Shawn Michaels vs Ric Flair

Big Show vs Floyd Mayweather

US Championship: MVP © vs Matt Hardy

Money In The Bank Match: CM Punk vs Jeff Hardy vs Chris Jericho vs Shelton Benjamin vs Mr. Kennedy vs Jamie Noble vs Chuck Palumbo vs John Morrison

SmackDown vs Raw!: Batista vs Umaga

JBL w/ Vince vs Finlay w/ Hornswoggle

ECW Championship Open Challenge: Chavo Guerrero © vs ?

Women’s Championship: Beth Phoenix © vs Candice Michelle

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Hours prior to the show Vince McMahon is shown backstage in his office trying to relax before the WWE’s biggest night of the year. Suddenly Vince’s phone rings…

Vince: “Hello?”

Jeff: “Ugh, yeah Vince, this is Jeff.”

Vince: “Oh, hey Jeff. What are you ringing me at this hour for?”

Jeff: “Well, you see, I’ve eh, kind of been held up.”

Vince: “WHAAAAT!? What do you mean you’ve been held up?”

Jeff: “Well eh, it’s…it’s my flight. Yeah, my flight’s been delayed.”

Vince: “What the hell does that mean Jeff?”

Jeff: “Eh, that I can’t make tonight’s show basically.”

Vince: “You have to be kidding me! Tonight’s ‘Mania Jeff! MANIA! And you were scheduled to win the Money In The Bank match!”

Jeff: “Shit! I was winning?”

Vince: “Yes you were going to win!”

Jeff: “Man, I’ll be there in under an hour!...Yo Sabu! Change of plans, hit the pedal, we’re heading to Orlando!”

Vince: “Sabu? What? Screw that Jeff, you’re off the card!”

Jeff: “C’mon Vince! One more chance!”

[Click. Dial tone]

Vince: “Shane! Shane! We’ve had a change of plans!”

Shane: “What’s up Dad?”

Vince: “Jeff’s been removed from the card for eh, unforeseen circumstances.”

Shane: “Really? Again? I thought he’d finally learnt.”

Vince: “Yeah well we’ll decide his punishment later. Right now I’ve just had a brain wave. Get me Khali on the phone.”

Shane: “What do you want Khali for? Surely not…”

Vince: “That’s right! The Money In The Bank match! It’s perfect! We were missing a big man in the match.”

Shane: “But Dad, it’s basically a spotfest, what’s he going to be able to do.”

Vince: “I’ve a few ideas floating around. Now ring him and tell him he’s on the card.”

Shane: “Ahh ok.”

[Shane picks up the phone and dials]

Khali: “Garrrrrgh?”

Shane: “Yes, The Great? We need you on tonight’s card so be here as soon as possible.”

Khali: “Rawwwwwwr! Grr argh garrgh!”

Shane [laughing]: “Great. Bye.”

[Click. Dial tone]

Shane: “Damn that guy! Always with the jokes!”

Vince: “He can make it alright, I mean I don’t want to have to throw Big Daddy V in. I wouldn’t want to ruin the speed of the match or anything.”

Shane: “Nah, don’t worry. He said he’ll be here shortly.”

Vince: “Excellent.”

Mania coming soon

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Wrestlemania XXIV

Segment 1

The show opens with spotlights panning over the fans in attendance. The stadium erupts as this year’s theme song plays out over the speakers. The three commentator tables are shown and it’s JR who kicks off this year’s Wrestlemania promising the fans an exciting night, full of entertainment.

Segment 2

Graphics are shown as the commentators go through a run-down of tonight’s card. The two biggest pops come for the SmackDown! main event and the Flair vs Michaels match.

Segment 3

A highlight package from past Wrestlemania’s is shown, highlighting some of the greatest moments in Mania history.

Segment 4

Money In The Bank Match: CM Punk vs The Great Khali vs Chris Jericho vs Shelton Benjamin vs Mr. Kennedy vs Jamie Noble vs Chuck Palumbo vs John Morrison

The Money In The Bank Match is the match to start this year’s Wrestlemania. It’s announced that Jeff will not be involved in tonight’s match as he injured himself earlier in the night by jumping off a 100 foot ladder as he attempted to save a cat from a tree. The Great Khali, his replacement receives a lot of heat on his way to the ring.

The match-up begins and unsurprisingly a spot fest ensues.

Palumbo and Noble both end up driving off the stage on Palumbo’s motorcycle with Michelle McCool screaming in the background.

The remaining six men are all laid out in and outside of the ring. Khali is the first to his feet and sets the ladder up. He climbs to the second rung.

JR: “Bah Gawd! He’s going for it! He’s got his hands on the briefcase!”

Shelton suddenly jumps up and goes to the top rope. He flings himself at Khali who falls, ladder and all!

King: “Wow JR! Did you just see that athleticism from Shelton! Khali must have fallen three foot there!”

Kennedy and Punk have taken their fight to the outside where Kennedy botches his finisher of the week.

Jericho and Morrison are both nearly at the top of the ladder by this stage. Jericho takes control but he suplexes Morrison from the top to the outside and through conveniently set-up tables!

This gives Kennedy the chance to begin climbing the ladder. But what! What the hell is this! Hardy is running dazedly down the ramp

JR: “BBQ SAUCE! It’s Jeff Hardy”

King: “Do you have any of this in your script JR?”

JR: “No? Can we say that when we’re live?”

Jeff sets up another ladder. Swanton from the top onto Kennedy who was still amidst climbing the ladder!

Here comes Punk, the only man on his feet. He reaches the top of the ladder and takes the briefcase! Punk celebrates in the ring with the briefcase much to the pleasure of the crowd.

Segment 5

A highlight package of Hornswoggle’s sordid history in the WWE is shown. Surely McMahon isn’t going to be on the card this early?

Segment 6

JBL w/ Vince vs Finlay w/ Hornswoggle (No DQ Match)

A pretty horrible match in truth. Finlay tries his best to get what he can from JBL and his man boobs but in the end Vince makes himself far too involved and we are treated to a slow and boring brawl. The crowd lose interest pretty early until Hornswoggle comes from under the ring to aid Finlay.

With Finlay laid out by the Clothesline From Hell, Vince and JBL are left alone in the ring with Hornswoggle. They begin to beat him down until Finlay finally recovers and with his trusty shillelagh in hand he attacks…Hornswoggle!?

Cole: “What is Finlay doing?”

Coach: “Siding with the boss like any sensible businessman.”

Cole: “Whatever happened blood is thicker than water?”

Coach: “People aren’t meant to know Horny’s actually Finlay’s son yet you ass!”

King: “What? Hornswoggle’s not McMahon’s kid? Then who is?”

Styles: “I’m pretty sure they’re just dropping this whole story after Mania with absolutely no explanation.”

King: “Ah that makes sense.”

Coach: “Honestly guys, we’re still on air you know!”

Finlay then lies down for JBL to pick up the victory. The three men stand in the middle of the ring over Hornswoggle. Paramedics are eventually allowed to come down to the ring to remove Hornswoggle.

Segment 7

William Regal is shown backstage with Umaga.

Regal: “Alright Umannnnnga! Just go out there and destroy Batista for RAW and my sake!”

Umaga: “…”

Samoan Spike to Regal!

Segment 8

SmackDown! vs Raw: Batista vs Umaga

Umaga really gives it his all and actually manages to get a decent match out of big Dave. Batista snaps halfway through the match when a fan says something to him. Batista attempts to swing at the 5 year old kid only for Umaga to spear Batista. The entire crowd instantly turns against Batista.

The match finishes with Batista hitting his usual Spinebuster, followed up by the Batista Bomb!

Amidst Batista’s celebrations Regal comes out to stage and announces that Umaga is no longer welcome on the RAW brand.

Segment 9

Edge is shown scheming backstage with the entire “Guerrero” family besides Chavo who is in action next.

Edge: “So the whole plans set then? Basically everyone comes running down and attacks The Undertaker at the same time. It’s as good as a guaranteed victory for me now.”

Edge and Vickie then begin to make out in front of Zack and Curt. Zack looks rather uncomfortable whereas Curt stares directly at the pair.

Segment 10

An ECW package is shown. Tazz and Styles discuss who could possibly accept Chavo’s Open Invitational tonight.

Segment 11

ECW Championship Open Challenge: Chavo Guerrero © vs ?

Real American hits out over the speakers! The crowd gives the Hulkster absolutely no reaction as he comes out in his red and yellow!

Tazz: “What! This wasn’t who was scheduled at all!”

Styles: “Oh my God! What the hell is Hogan doing here tonight?”

Hogan makes his way into the ring, but trips over a rope as he enters the ring and falls over clutching his knee.

Tazz: “This cannot be the only match we’re getting to commentate on tonight. Not only are neither part of the ECW brand, one of the men can’t even stand.”

Chavo looks unsure as to what to do. Then in a moment of genius Chavo climbs up top and hits his Frogsplash on the injured Hogan to pick up the victory. The crowd have little to no reaction!

Then suddenly One Of A Kind hits out over the speakers and the loudest pop of the night is heard as Rob Van Dam makes his way down to the ring with Paul Heyman by his side. Heyman immediately grabs a mic!

Heyman: “You want an actual challenge tonight Chavo? You got one!”

ECW Championship Open Challenge: Chavo Guerrero © vs Rob Van Dam

Crowd gives another huge pop as RVD climbs into the ring.

Meanwhile, backstage, off-camera, Triple H is watching the match with Steph.

Triple H: “Are you watching this Steph? RVD’s getting literally no reaction out there!”

Crowd are still going nuts as RVD dominates the match-up.

Triple H: “Honestly, I almost feel sorry for the guy, the crowd are just not into him.”

RVD goes up top and signals that the Five Star Frogsplash is coming. The crowd give RVD a rapturous round of applause as he wins the match

Triple H: “Well, Vince can’t say I didn’t tell him so.”

Back in the ring Heyman takes the mic back in his hand.

Heyman: “Welcome to the rebirth of ECW!”

Tazz: “Alright folks, what a night! Heyman is back and so is ECW!”

King [chuckling]: “I’m sure that’ll last all of a week!”

Segment 12

Hornswoggle has been released from the WWE. WWE wishes him the best in all future endeavours.

JR: “What the? That’s a whole segment?”

King: “What’s a segment?”

JR: “Horny being released.”

King: “Who’s Horny JR? [whispers] We aren’t meant to talk about him anymore, he’s being totally removed from WWE history as we speak.”

JR: “Oh right! Eh, alright folks…SKITTLES! Taste the rainbow!”

Segment 13

Women’s Championship: Beth Phoenix © vs Candice Michelle

A reasonable effort by the two divas but all in all it was still seen as the toilet break by all audience members, besides greasy, horny teenage boys. Although, what anybody would see in these two is beyond even King.

King: “Yay! Puppies!”

The match ended when Maria came out to try and aid Candice only for Beth to hit whatever her finisher is called, I mean noone saw the match anyways so who really cares. Beth gets the win.

Bust The Seams hits out over the speakers. That’s Big Daddy V for those who aren’t in the know. V and Striker come out. Striker announces that due to V’s incredible cleavage he is now officially a member of the Women’s division and Beth should be on her guard!

King [whimpering]: “Puppies?”

JR [laughing]: “Only in the WWE folks!”

Segment 14

A package is shown highlighting the main points of the near year long MVP vs Matt Hardy feud.

Segment 15
US Championship: MVP © vs Matt Hardy

Hardy’s return to action so he was a little sloppy but still quite possibly the match of the night. It was back and forth with plenty of near-falls. No comedy in this match-up unfortunately. MVP hits the Playmaker only for Matt to kick out of it.

Jeff suddenly comes running down the ramp again.

Cole: “You have got to be kidding me! This guy again?”

Coach: “Security! Security! Don’t let Jeff ruin another match!”

Jeff trips on his way to the ring. And no, not the falling type!

Matt hits a “Super” Twist of Fate from the top rope to pick up the victory. New US Champion! He celebrates in the ring before helping Jeff to the back.

Segment 16

Mayweather is shown walking backstage towards the ring with his entire entourage still around him.

Big Show is then showed walking down an adjoining character.

The two men bump into each other and get in each other’s faces.

Segment 17

Hulk Hogan is shown wheeling himself around backstage in his newly acquired wheelchair.

Hulk Hogan: “VINCE!”

Shane McMahon: “What’s up Hulkster?”

Hogan: “Where the hell’s Vince? I need to speak to him brutha.”

Shane: “He’s a little busy right now. I’m sure I can be of assistance though.”

Hogan: “Yeah, yeah you can. Did you see that sunuvabitch Guerrero pinning me earlier? That wasn’t part of the match plans!”

Shane: “Of course it wasn’t! You do realise you weren’t even meant to be here tonight don’t you?”

Hogan: “Of course I do, but I figured I’d a bit of spare time on my hands and I’d help you guys out. I mean, nobody draws like Hulk Hogan. Did you hear the crowd? They were red hot for me!”

Shane: “You know you won’t get paid for showing up unexpectedly Hulk?”

Hogan: “Awh, c’mon Shane. Just a few million! I really need it right now! Linda's divorcing me you know?”

Segment 18

Big Show vs Floyd Mayweather

The crowd were very undecided who to cheer for in this bout. Mayweather used his speed to avoid Show at the beginning before unleashing several hard punches to his body. Show, who has been cut wide open above his eye by this stage, finally gets a hold of Mayweather after a few minutes. Show picks him up and throws him out of the ring, scattering his entourage.

It’s now just Show vs Mayweather. Mayweather continues to be dominated until finally he hits a direct blow to Show’s head. Both men are now down.

Some Bodies Gonna Get It hits out over the speakers. Yes, that’s Mark Henry.

Cole: “Oh God! Another run-in? This isn’t TNA you know!”

Henry runs, very slowly, to the ring. He manages to climb into the ring with a table in hand. Then the “World’s Strongest Man” sets the table up before trying to pick Show up. He just about gets Show up, before botching his World’s Strongest Slam through the table. Mayweather who has recover