The New WWE

Crocker

The show opens with General Manager Mick Foley making his way to the ring

Mick Foley I like to welcome you to my show Smackdown which starts its new life right here in Uniondale, New York. I have got many talented wrestlers on my roster including Batista, CM Punk, Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio, Ric Flair, Edge, The Big Show and of course Triple H. The first bit of buisness I have to do his decide how to crown a new WWE World Champion, and after a lot of thought I have decided on an idea that my old friend came up with six years ago

Triple H's music start as he makes his way to the ring with a smirk on his face

Triple H September the second 2002 was the date Mikk, that was the date that was the date that Eric Bischoff crowned me the WWE World Champion, so after hearing what you had to say Mikk I am honoured to accept the World Championship once more.

Mikk Your wrong Hunter, thats not the idea I had in mind, suprisingly Bischoff came up with another idea in the same year, he came up with The Elimination Chamber. And tonight we will have a series of qualifiers to decide who will partake in the Elimination Chamber at Wrestlemania 24 and dont worry Game you will be in a qualifier and your opponent tonight will be, Jeff Hardy.

Mikk leave the ring as Triple H looks angrily at him.

Elimination Chamber Qualifier Edge vs Kane

A brutal match end when Kane goes for the chokeslam and Edge hits him with a low blow and then a spear for the pinfall victory

Winner Edge

Rey Mysterio in Mick Foleys office

Rey Mick, im upset that you didnt consider me one of the twelve superstars for the Elimination Chamber qualifiers

MiCk Listen Rey you have just had two World Title shots on PPV before the draft and you lost both of them, you have to start again, if you start winning matches again I may consider you for a future title shot.

Chavo Guerrero bursts into the office

Chavo Mick I was the last ever ECW Champion, and you dont even give me a chance to be the World Champion?

MiCkHOW DARE YOU BURST INTO MY OFFICE LIKE THAT CHAVO, do you really want a shot at gold?

Chavo nods

MickWhat about you Rey???

Rey also nods

MickOk then right here next week we will have a four corners match for the WWE World Tag Team Championship, in one corner we will have Drew McIntyre & Dave Taylor, another corner it will be Paul London & Brian Kendrick, another corner it will be Juventud Guerrera and Super Crazy and in the final corner we will have the team of Rey Mysterio & Chavo Guerrero

Elimination Chamber Qualifier The Big Show vs Finlay

The finish come when Big Show grabs Finlay for the chokeslam, Finlay grabbed the rope as the ref Finlay grabs his shillelagh and goes to hit The Big Show while the refs back was still turned only for the ref to turn around just as he hit him to cause the disqualification

Winner The Big Show

Elimination Chamber Qualifier Johnny Nitro w/Melina vs Rob Van Dam

A very exciting match ended when RVD hit Nitro with a savate kick then a five star frog splash

Winner Rob Van Dam

Rule Britania blairs over the loudspeakers as William Regal, Paul Burchill, Drewe McIntyre, Dave Taylor, DH Smith and Katie Lea make their way to the ring.

Regal Disgusting, that is the one word I would use to describe Mick Foleys decidion not to include any British wrestlers in the qualification process for the Elimination Chamber, but we will not be detoured. Next week on Smackdown we will start our domination of the brand when Drew McIntyre and Dave Taylor become Tag Team Champions.

Burchill Disgusting William? Yes it is, but that word doesnt even come close to what the WWE wanted me and Katie to do

KatieThe WWE actually wanted us to pretend we were brother and sister, then claim that we were having a relationship, infact we arent brother and sister and we certainly arent in a relationship, but we are joined in force to stop the conspiracy against British wrestlers.

Regal You see Foley we wont stop we hold all the gold on the Smackdown brand.

Elimination Chamber Qualifier Batista vs The Great Khali

The finish came when Batista hit a spinebuster on Kahli for the pinfall in a short match

Winner Batista

CM Punk backstage in Mick Foleys office

Punk I am the best wrestler in the whole of the WWE and you dont give me a chance of becoming Wolrd Champion Mikk? How fair is that? Come on Foley give me a chance!

FoleyYou really want a chance Mr Punk? Well to get that chance you have to go out there and prove it, show me something, make a statement

Elimination Chamber Qualifier Ric Flair vs Mr. Kennedy

Ric gets the pinfall victory after giving Kennedy a low blow as he was lifting him up, then rolling him up with an handfull of tights for the pinfall victory

Winner Ric Flair

Elimination Chamber Qualifier Triple H vs Jeff Hardy

During the match the ref got squashed in the corner, after that Jeff hit a twist of fate on Triple H, the went to the top rope for a swanton bomb, CM Punk runs down to the ring a throws Jeff off the turnbuckle, CM Punk then hits the GTS on Hardy, Triple H then lifts Jeff up for the pedigrree, just as the referee his getting up to get the pinfall victory

Winner Triple H

CM Punk gets back in the ring and applies the anaconda vice, CM Punk his heard shouting"Now im making a statement" as the show goes of the air with Jeff still in the hold

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Paul London vs Super Crazy Paul London won an exciting match by pinfall after he hit a 360 splash of the top rope

Winner Paul London

Val Venis vs Funaki Val Venis won the match by pinfall after hitting the money shot

Winner Val Venis

Paul Birchill vs Cody Rodes Paul Birchill beat the rookie after nailing a standing shooting star press

Winner Paul Birchill

God

Super Moderator

Thats a bit random. We have seen all of these before now out of the blue they are a stable?

My Ratings:

Match Making: 9/10. Again your biggest strenght.

Match Writing: n/a. I assume your still busy. Bit better than Raw but still not much.

Promos: 7/10. Only a few but they were all good, with the exception being the random British Team. The promo itself was good tho but the Birchill bit was too unrealistic. Why woul WWE have one of their guys go out & tell everyone that thir are writers? Kayfabe is supposed to be kept. Birchill would be MIA for saying that.

Spelling/Grammer: 8/10. A couple of mistakes.

Flow: 7/10. Much better than Raw since you took out the breaks.

Overall: 62%. An improvement from last show. Longer match descriptions would help.

jadelovesjeff

o wow this is such a cool idea... some modifications tho.

edge and jeff hardy i completely agree that they are indeed the future of this business and i think the only change there should be they should be raw.

other than that what a great read =]

Crocker

March 9th 2008

Madison Square Garden, New York City, New York

Announcers Micheal Cole & Stevie Richards

Beth Pheonix vs Mickie James Beth gets the pinfall victory after a powerbomb

WinnerBeth Pheonix

Elijah Burke vs Hardcore Holly Elijah hits the Elijah Experience to get the pinfall

Winner Elijah Burke

Snitsky vs Charlie HassSnitsky gets disqualified after refusing to let go off a chokehold, after the match Snitsky nails the referee with a big boot

Winner Snitsky

Crocker

Raw March 10 2008

Wesbanco Arena, Wheeling, West Virginia

Announced by Jim Ross & Tazz

The show starts with Randy Orton making his way to the ring, he doesnt look very happy

Randy Orton Last week was a travesty of justice, I was screwed out of the WWE championship, the championship I never lost and I was screwed by John Cena, John you are a jealous man, you are jealous of my looks, you are jealous of my athletism, you are jealous of my wrestling ability and you were jealous of the fact that I was a better champion than you.

John Cenas music plays as arrives on the stage at the top of the ramp

John Cena Jealous? Why would I be jealous of a worthless peice of crap like you? You wasnt the only one screwed out of the championship tournament last week, remember you screwed me out of the title

Randy But I shouldnt have even been in the tournament, I never lost the championship to begin with.

Cena And neither was I, remember you had to injure me and put me out of action because you couldnt beat me

Armando Astrada makes his way out

Armando Gentleman please, cant we be a little civilised about this. Its not the end of the world, because tonight you two will get another shot at a title in a four way elimination match with Matt Hardy and M.V.P where the winner will be crowned the new Intercontinental Champion

WWE Championship Tournament Semi Final The Undertaker vs JBL w/Jillian Hall During the match Jillian gets on he ring apron and distracts The Undertaker as he his about to deliver a chokeslam, Michelle McCool comes down to the ring and pulls her off the apron and gives her a sidekick. JBL hits the clothesline from hell then goes to the outside and starts stalking Michelle, The Undertaker sits up and folllows him and throws him into the ringpost, then delivers a tombstone on the outside before getting back in the ring for the countout victory

Winner The Undertaker

Money In The Bank Qualifier Lance Storm vs Charlie Hass Lance wins the match by submission after he manages to catch one of Charlies legs after he attempts a dropkick and reverses it into a Canadian Maple Leaf(half boston crab)

Winner Lance Storm

WWE Intercontinental Championship Randy Orton vs Matt Hardy vs M.V.P vs John Cena John Cena and Randy Orton immediatly go at it, fighting to the outside of the ring and both getting couted out, Randy starts chocking Cena with a cable, Cena manages to get hold of a chair and nails Orton in the head with it busting him open while Matt and M.V.P exchange holds in the ring, Orton and Cena, still at ringside exchange punches as referees come down to the ring to split them up. Orton ends up nailing Cena in the back of the head while his back his turned with some knuckledusters and then escapes through the crowd while tossing the knuckledusters in the ring, M.V.P grabs the knuckledusters and while the referee is with the other referees helping John Cena nails Matt Hardy in thye face with them, the referee turns round to see M.V.P covering Matt, so hets in the ring and makes the three count

Winner And New Intercontinental Champion M.V.P

Micheal Cole is backstage in Armando Astrada's office

Cole Mr Estrada what are you feelings on the Intercontinental Championship match we have just seen?

Estrada I am not happy at all Micheal Cole, we couldnt find a Intercontinental Champion by fair means, Matt Hardy could have won the Title tonight but M.V.P cheated, so at Wrestlemania M.V.P will have to defend the Intercontinental Championaship against Matt Hardy. And as for Randy Orton and John Cena, it was them who destroyed the match to begin with, they seem to want to get their hands on each other so much, so at Wrestlemania the two of them will go against each other in a match with no rules, the two will fight in a streetfight, Micheal Cole you can now leave my office

WWE Tag Team Championship Trevor Murdoch & Lance Cade vs Tommy Dreamer & Balls Mahooney During the match Lance Cade slips at ringside and twists his ankle, the referee goes out to attend to him as Balls and Tommy double team Murdoch in the ring, all of a sudden The Sandman comes out of the crowd, into the ring and nails b oth Dreamer and Mahooney with a kendo stick before escaping through the crowd, Lance suddenly springs to his feet, as Murdoch covers Dreamer for the three count

Winners And New WWE Tag Team Champions Trevor Murdoch & Lance Cade

WWE Championship Tournament Semi Fina Chris Jericho vs Shawn MichealslAn exciting match ends when HBK goes to hit the Sweet Chin Music, only for Y2J to catch his foot and try to turn it into the Walls Of Jericho, Shawn turns it into a small package but Jericho manages to reverse it for a pinfall victory

Winner Chris Jericho

Shawn shakes Jerichos hand and wishes him luck for Wrestlemania and leaves Jericho in the ring alone, the lights go out when they come back on The Undertaker is on the stage and he makes the cut throat sign to Jeriho as the show goes off the air.

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God

Super Moderator

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March 14 2008

Nutter Center, Dayton, Ohio

Announced By Joey Styles & Jerry Lawler

The show opens with Triple H coming to the ring

Triple H Triple H 12 Time World Champion, you better get used to that expression because at Wrestlemania 24 its going to happen, I beat Jeff Hardy last week and I dont care who else I have to beat, it can be Batista, Ric Flair, Edge, Rob Van Dam or The Big Show, none of them are a problem to me.

The Big Shows music hits as he makes his way down to the ring

Big ShowIm not a problem hey game? Im seven feet tall, over 400lbs, I am the largest athlete in the world, but im not a problem? How about I give you a problem right now Hunter, me and you one on one

The two of them go face to face as Mick Foleys music hits and Foley comes to the ring

Foley Hey guys calm down, if you two want to at you can leave it untill later on tonight as you two will face each other in tonights main event

Triple HWait a minuite Foley you want me and The Big Show to tear each other apart? What about the other guys in the chamber maytch, how come they dont get a fight tonight?

Big Show Mick, the guy does have a point

Foley I never said the other four have the night off because tonight right here in Dayton, Ohio Edge will team up with Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins to face the team of Batista, Rob Van Dam and The Nature Boy Ric Flair, also tonight they will be a fatal fourway matc to crown a new United States Champion between Kane, Finlay, Johnny Nitro and Mr Kennedy.

Money In The Bank Qualifier CM Punk vs Shelton Benjiman Ten minuites into the match CM Punk goes for the GTS, only for Benjiman to slide down his back turn him ropund and hit a dropkick, Shelton then goes to the top rope, Jeff Hardy runs down to the ring and attacks CM Punk, Benjiman then runs at Hardy, only for Jeff to throw him out of the ring, Jeff then goes to the top rope and hits a Swanton Bomb on Punk

Winner By Disqualification CM Punk

WWE World Tag Team Championship Drew McIntyre & Dave Taylor vs Rey Mysterio & Chavo Guerrero vs Juventud Gerrera & Super Crazy vs Paul London and Brian Kendrick The finish comes when Rey hits the 619 on Brian Kendrick, as he's waiting for Kendrick to get up so he can hit the West Coast Pop, Chavo tags himself in and hits the frog splash on Kendrick for the win

Winners and new WWE World Tag Team Champions Rey Mysterio & Chavo Guerrero

Edge, Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins vs Batista, Rob Van Dam and Ric Flair The end of the match comes when Batista gives Ryder a Batista Bomb, Hawkins comes into the ring and Batista throws him out as RVD hits a five star frog splash on Ryder, Batista tags Flair in who locks the figure four leglock on Ryder for the submission, Edge doesnt even attempt to get into the ring throughout the match

Winners Batista, Rob Van Dam and Ric Flair

Back in Mick Foleys office Jamie Noble enters

Foley How may I help you Mr Noble?

Noble You have managed to give most of the Smackdown brand a chance at a title in the last couple of weeks, some of them got two chances but I didnt even get one

Foley Dont worry Jamie because next week in Dalllas Texas you will be competing in an over the top rop battle royal to determine a new WWE Cruserweight Champion, you can now leave my office Mr Noble while I watch the latest Jenna Jameson oops I mean Jessica Alba movie

WWE United States Championship Mr. Kennedy vs Kane vs Finley vs Johnny Nitro Well into the match Kane manages to hit a double chokeslam on Mr. Kennedy and Finlay, before Kane can pin one of them Johnny Nitro attacks him from behind, Kane ends up clotheslining him over the top rope as Kanes moentum takes him over aswell, Nitro grabs a chair to hit Kane with, the referee goes to the outside to get the chair of Nitro, Finlay takes advantage of this and hits Finlay with his shillelagh, the ref notices Finlay covering Kennedy so he gets back into the ring to give the three count

Winner and new United States Champion Finlay

We see Ric Flair, Batista and RVD all leaving the building together

The Big Show vs Triple H A back and fourth match ends when Edge enters the ring and spears both men and gloating to the crowd to end the show

No Contest

Wrestlekid

My only problem is all the false finishes. Otherwise its great man!