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Well, it's midnight, damn right, we're wound up too tight
I've got a fist full of whiskey, the bottle just bit me
Oh, that shit makes me bat shit crazy
We've got no fear, no doubt, all in balls out
We're going off tonight to kick out every light
Take anything that we want, drink everything in sight
We're going till the world stops turning
While we burn it to the ground tonight
We're screaming like demons, swinging from the ceiling
I got a fist full of fifties, tequila just hit me
Oh, we got no class, no taste, no shirt, and shit faced
We got it lined up, shot down, firing back straight crown
We're going off tonight to kick out every light
Take anything that we want, drink everything in sight
We're going till the world stops turning
While we burn it to the ground tonight
Ticking like a time bomb, drinking till the night's gone
Well, get you hands off of this glass, last call my ass
Well, no chain, no lock, and this train won't stop
We got no friend, no doubt, all in balls out
We're going off tonight to kick out every light
Take anything that we want, drink everything in sight
We're going till the world stops turning
While we burn it to the ground tonight
We're going off tonight to kick out every light
Take anything that we want, drink everything in sight
We're going till the world stops turning
While we burn it to the ground tonight
*Pyros go off!*
Jerry Lawler: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to a new era. you are witnessing the first ever broadcastof Elite Professional Wrestling. I am Jerry The King Lawler, here with someone I'd never thought I'd be sitting with, Don West.
Don West: Thanks, for that kind introduction King, ladies and gentlemen on January 1st, 2010 Shane McMahon quit his job at WWE to start an empire. Elite Professional Wrestling is brought to you by our owner Shane McMahon.
King: That's right folks! What a historic day and speaking of our owner I'm being told he is on his way to the ring right this second.
*Here comes The Money* rings through the arena. Shane skips to the ring like only he can.
Shane: Welcome To Elite Professional Wrestling, are as I like to call it E....P.....W!!!!!! Tonight is truly historic as it is our first night on the air. You will be able to catch us right here on ESPN every Saturday night at 8 O'clock. It is a start of a new day, a new generation. My first order of bussiness is to show you the fans, what my wrestlers will be competing for.
Shane unveils four championships.
Shane: This gold ladies and gentleman. The EPW tag team championship! The EPW United Championship! The EPW Highflying Championship! and last, but not least the main event title, the EPW Heavyweight Championship!
Don: Ladies and gentlemen this is what the wrestlers will be vying for every saturday night.
Shane: Now for my second order of bussiness. As you all know as Owner of this company, I'm not going to be here on a regular basis. So, I have decided to appoint a general manager. This is a man I have known for my entire life. And many of you know him as well. He is a former WWE champion and currently resides in the Hall Of Fame. Kadies and Gentlemen your first ever EPW General Manager!
*Glass Shatters*
King: Ahhhhh! Oh my god is that who I think it is. Yes it's Stone Cold Steve Austin, if only J.R were here to see this!
Don: I've never met Mr. Austin, but this is huge for the company!
Steve: I bet you guys didn't think you'd ever see me again huh? Well When SHane approached me with this oppurtunity, I thought this'll just be another chance to stick it to the man! And that man just happens to be Vincent Kennedy McMahon!
*The crowd boos at the sound of the competition*
Steve: If you'll excuse me Shane I got some important bussiness to attend to.
Steve Austin rolls out of his ring and heads to the announce table.
Steve: Are you Don West?
Don: Oh yes, I am.
Steve: Nice to meet you, Don!
Don: Nice, to meet you too Mr-
Steve: Get the hell away from my announce table!
Don: What????
Steve: What? ARe you death son? Are you stupid? I said Get...the hell....away from my announce table before I whip your ass all the way back to TNA!!!
*Don West turns red from embarrasement as he gets up and sulks out of the arena.*
Steve: Now that that's over, King here's your new broadcast partner.
*Oklahoma music blares over the P.A*
Steve: Good Ol' JR welcome to EPW
JR: Thanks Steve it's good to be here.
*I hear voices*
Randy Orton: I was sitting in the back listening to what was going on. You
people were going on and on, about nothing! Have you forgotten about your most prized superstar that fast. Maybe I should go back to the WWE where I'll be apperciated!
Steve: Randy gone head and go back to the WWE to join Vince's kiss my ass club!
Randy; Is that how you talk to your best superstar I just came out here to get my title!
Steve: Your title? So you want me to hand this to you?
Randy nods his head.
Steve: Ah Ah! That' ain't the way things work here. Randy you'll get your shot at this title so until that moment comes go back to locker room, and shut the hell up!
Infuriated Randy turns red. He sulks to the back clenching his jaw.
Steve: Now tonight we will crown tow champions. as the EPW tag titles are on the line! As well as the high flying championships. The remaning titles will be defended at a later time, and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold Said So!!!!
*Commercial Break*
JR: Ladies and Gentleman welcome back to the first broadcast of Elite Professional Wrestling. Good Ol' Jim Ross sitting here with my good buddy
Jerry 'The King' Lawler.
King: Yes, and what a great show we've had so far. Shane McMahon was here to address the crowd, and then he appointed Stone Cold Steven Austin the general manager.
JR: That's right and we're not slowing down, as we are about to crown our first ever high flying champion!
King: That's right JR, let's see who we have coming out.
*Some fast paced unrecognizable music plays as Amazing Red steps from behind the curtain.*
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! And it is for the high flying championship! Making his way to the ring weighing at 177 lbs Amazing Red!
JR: Amazing Red jumped ship from TNA to so he could excel in a younger markert.
King: I've never seen this kid wrestle before, but I hear he's pretty good.
The Brain Kendricks music plays
JR: Now here's someone we're familiar with.
King: Brian Kendrick making his first appearance in wrestling since early last year.
JR: Let's hope he lost that cocky attitude.
Evan Bourne's theme plays
JR: Well Bussiness is about to pick up!
King: Evan Bourne possibly the fastest wrestler in the EPW
*Gun Shots*
King: Another TNA talent, JR!
JR: Yes, this is defiantly not the WWE King. Homicide makes his way to the ring.
Match 1: Homicide v Amazing Red v Brian Kendrick v Evan Bourne
A fast paced match as Evan Bourne and Amazing Red both get out to quick starts. They end up double teaming Homicide and Brian Kendrick. Some really great action. Lots of acrobatics in this match. Amazing Red corkscrews over the top rope onto Homicide and Kendrick. Then Evan Bourne hits a running SHooting Star Press on all three wreslters. The match comes to a conclusion when Amazing red hits the Amazing finish on Evan Bourne. Then Homicide gets up and hits the Greengo Killer on Amazing Red. Just as he's about to get the three count Brain Kendrick grabs Homicides head, and hits THE Kendrick for the 1...2...3!
JR: What a fast paced match we just witnessed
King: Fast paced indeed JR, we saw everyone get a chance for a win in that match, but in the end Brain Kendrick sneaks a win at the very last second.
JR: Yes, Brian Kendrick is the first ever high flying champion!
All of a sudden the lights go out. Then a masked man is seen through flashes off light, zipping to the ring on a zip line. As the lights come on, Suicide is standing behind Brian Kendrick as he continues to celebrate. When Kendrick turns around he is hit by a fierce clothesline! Suicide grabs Kendricks head and throws him into the bottom turnbuckle. As Kendrick stumbles backward, he stumbles into Suicide's graps. Suicide hits the Suicide Soloution. Suicide stands up with two fingers pointed at his head, as he's holding the high flying championship. All of a sudden the lights go out again, and when they come back on Suicide is gone, but the title is draped over Kendrick.
*Commercial Break*
JR: Ladies and Gentlemen before the commercial break we saw Brain Kendrick win the high flying championship.
King: Yes, but did you see what happened to him after the match
JR: Yes, king he was attacked by a masked man known as Suicide
King: Well, folks it's been anounced that Brian Kendrick will take on Suicide at our first PPV, Starting Point.
JR: Well, up next we see MVP take on The Hurricane
King: Looks to be a promising matchup, huh JR?
JR: That it does king.
*Stand Back, there's a hurricane coming through*
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring weighing at 215 lbs, The Hurrrrrricane!!
*I'm Coming!*
Ring Announcer: And his oppenant weighing in at 235 lbs Montel Vontavious Porter, M..V..P!!
Match 2 MVP v Hurricane
Back and forth match up, with MVP getting the upperhand. Hurricane hits some pretty devasting moves, but MVP keeps gaining control. MVP hits the play maker as he gets the win.
JR: Well quite an impressive match up, King I'm recieving word that there's an interview about to take place backstage.
Interviewer: Thank you, JR. I'm here with one of the biggest stars in EPW The Instant Classic Christian! Christian first off I would like to be the first to welcome you to Elite Professional Wrestling.
Christian: Well, you're a little late for that. But, thanks anyway....uhm what did you say your name was?
Interviewer: Brian jennings, Christian can you tell us why did you make the jump?
Christian: Well, Shane approached me, and told me all about his company, and I defeate everyone on the ECW brand, so I wanted another chance to prove myself.
Brian: So, Christian what are your plans here in EPW?
Christian: You must be a rookie or something, everyone should know what my intentions are. My intentions is to go out there, and beat whoever I have to beat to hold that Heavyweight championship.
Brian: Well -
Brian is inturrupted by a familar face.
Randy: Whoever you have to beat eh Christian? You know that in order to get that belt you have to go through me. I just don't see you beating me?
Christian: And why is that Randy?
Randy: What do you mean why is that? Look at me. I am in the best shape of my career. I am a seven time WWE champion, and the age of orton is already underway.
Christian: Randy, Randy, Randy.
Randy: What?!
Christian: This isn't the WWE. Being a seven time WWE champion dosen't matter here. It's a brand new start. WHich means you haven't done anything. We're all on the same level, but once I beat you we won't be anymore as I will be crowned EPW Champion. Heck, it'll probably be a instant classic.
Christian walks away.
*Commercial Break*
Steve: 2 singles matches will take place later tonight, these 2 matches will be qualifying matches for the Heavyweight championship. We will have Matt Morgan taking on Randy Orton. Then Christian taking on Cm Punk. We will also have three tag team matches tonight. The team of Jeff Hardy and Christopher Danials will take on the Motor City Machine Guns. The winners of that match will take on the winners of: Lethal Consequences v Beer Money
An unfamilar theme blares through the arena as Danials appears covered in a hood. Followed by Jeff Hady who does his head banger move accompanied by fire.
*Multiple machine gun shots*
JR: This should be an exciting matchup as Jeff Hardy and Chris Danials take on the motor city machine guns.
King: Yes, I talked to Jeff backstage, and he said he wanted to ease into this new company. So, he formed a bond with Christopher Danials and now they are tag teaming together.
Match #3 Jeff Hardy and Christopher Danials v Motor City Machine Guns
Another fast paced match. Lots of double teams from the motor city machine guns. Jeff and Chris work really well together surpising many people. Jeff and Chris use a number of double team moves. They hit the poetry in motion like Matt and Jeff used to do. Then Jeff hits a split leg drop to Sabin's groin as Danials hit a moonsault. The highlight of the match is at the end when Jeff and Chris hit a tag team finisher on Sabin. Chris hits Sabin with the Angel's Wings. Then Jeff hits him with a Swanton Bomb, followed up by a BME from Christopher Danials.
Winners: Jeff Hardy and Christopher Danials
*Commercial Break*
Brian: Alright I'm back stage with Jeff Hardy and Christopher Danials. Gentlemen you just pulled out a huge win, which most would consider a upset care to tell us what went right?
Jeff: Well, Brian some people tend to forget that I started off as a tag team wrestler so teaming with someone is just something that comes natural to me.
Chris: Yea, and some people might over look the fact that I'm a former tag team champion as well. I learned a few things teaming with AJ, and hopefully me and Jeff will stick around.
Brian: Well, Jeff, Chris do you have a name for your tag team?
Jeff: Actually we've given it some thought and we're going with Team Fallen Angel. The name has some real importance to Chris and I don't mind it at all. Oh yea I almost forgot next week we will unveil our new entrance theme, so make sure you tune it folks.
Brian: There you have it folks the team of Jeff Hardy and Christopher Danials declare themselves Team Fallen Angel.
*Commercial Break*
*Ohhhhh Yea!*
Ring Announcers: Ladies and Gentlemen making their way to the ring the team of Jay Lethal, and Consequences Creed, Lethal Consequences.
King: I have to say the name Lethal Consequences is quite catchy. It has to be one of my favorite tag team names.
JR: Well, King I don't think the boss would take kindly to you playing favorites.
King: Who's playing favorites, all I said was that I like the name.
JR: Sure you did King, sure you did.
King: Whatever JR, I don't have to explain myself to you. You know JR watching this great new show there's one thing missing.
JR: And what's that King?
King: Puppies!! Haven't you known me long enough to expect that JR.
JR: King, I simply chose to ignore you now a days
King: JR, in the words of Stephanie Judith Tanner "How rude!"
JR: King you worry me when you say things like that.
*Sorry about your damn luck!*
JR: Two teams we have never seen, it should be intresting.
Christopher Danials music plays as him and Jeff come out. THey sit next to the ring to watch the action.
Match #4 Lethal Consequences v Beer Money
Pretty even match as both teams get the upper hand a couple times in the match up. Beer Money dominated the most though, but Lethal and Creed still got some pretty good offense in. Beer Money hits a DWI on Lethal for the win!
Wiiners: Via pinfall Beer Money
Team Fallen Angel steps into the ring and stares Beer Money down. Team Fallen Angel extend their hands. Only to be dropped by Beer Money. They pick Jeff Hardy and hit him with a DWI. They smirk as the crowd boos. They leave the ring.
*Commercial Breaks*
Brian: I'm backstage with Beer Money and all I have to asks is why?
Robert: Why? Why? We did what we did because we can. Team Fallen
Angel has to go through the same thing we went through with Team 3D. They have to earn our respect, we're not just going to give it to them. Even they thought that then they had another thing coming.
James: Whooo doggy! Did you see how we dropped them bows there Brian? *James takes a swig of beer.* We dropped them boys and they didn't even know what hit em'. We got another match later on with those same two boys maybe we crushed their spirit, or maybe just maybe with fired them up maybe they're going to come in with an intensity that we've never seen.
Robert: We have a new quote down at Beer Money Inc. The quote is "It's all about Beer. Money. Respect. And Gold! Remember that Brain.
Match # 5 Randy Orton v Matt Morgan
Party slow paced match. But, some effective moves, and sound wrestling going on. Matt Morgan dominates the majority of the match uses his power and speed to completly overwhelm Randy Orton. Randy Orton gets a brether when MOrgan misses the carbon footprint. Orton then begins to go to work. He works on Morgans leg. Bending it, and twisting it every which a way. Orton begins to pick Morgan with his stomps, going over his entire body three times. Orton goes for his patten back breaker, but Morgan reverses it and holds him up for the Hellavator, Morgan has to release it because of his injured leg, Randy Orton capatalizes by hitting an RKO.
Winner: Via pinfall Randy Orton
JR: Randy Orton overcomes this treamndous obstacle. Winning against the seven foot Matt Morgan.
King: The Viper picked Morgan apart slowly just like any other oppenant. Maybe a should be called the vulture! Nah, the vipers way cooler.
JR: Randy Orton will take on the winner of the Christian, Cm Punk matchup. We head back stage for another interview.
Brian: I'm -
Jeff pushes Brian as he takes the microphone.
Jeff: Beer Money! you wanna us to earn you respect? If anything you should be trying to earn mine? I'm a 3 time world champion, and I've been in this bussiness as long as you two have proably longer. You wanna talk about Beer, money, respect and gold! When I get through with you two you will not even know the meaning of those words. You have awaken the Jeff Hardy that no one wants to see. Trust me tonight I will end your career.
Christopher: You see we talked to our good friend Steve Austin, and he decided to turn the match into a hardcore match. I'll let you in on a little secrert. Any match wear Jeff gets to use a weapon is not good. *chuckles*
Match #7 Beer Money vs Team Fallen Angel Hardcore match
Pretty intense matchup as we see a lot of passion out of Jeff and Chris. Lot of back and forth, the only person who never lost the upper hand was Jeff. As he was filled with extreme passion. He busted up Roode, and Storm. Christopher Danials hit a Angel's wings on Storm. Jeff then set Storm up on a table. and climbed to the top of the turnbuckle. He hit Storm with a Swanton Bomb. He pinned Storm, and Roode tried to get back in the ring, but he was restrained by Christopher Danials.
Winner via pinfall: Team Fallen Angel
JR: What an intense matchup!
King: I expected some craxy things to hapen on the first show, but nothing like this. I can't believe we just witnessed a match up as great as that, but it's not even the main event.
JR: Hey, King I guess it's time to start saying "Anything Can Happen in the EPW!"
King: You got that right JR.
*Commercial Break*
*Even Through THe Darkest Days*
CM Punk emerges frm the curtain for a huge pop. as fans cheer him on.
*Go!*
Christian makes his way down the ramp.
Match #8 Christian v CM Punk
An exciting match between Captain Chrisma, and the Straight Edge Super Star. Quite a bit of offense from Christian getting the upper hand early in the match. He hit CM Punk with a couple of back body drops, and drop kicks. Just when he was finn hit the Kill Switch Randy Orton came out and RKOed CM Punk.
Everyone had confused looks on their face. The bell rang and the ring announcer signled that because of the DQ the winner was CM Punk!!! Randy Orton began to smile.
King: Oh my god JR! Randy Orton just screwed Christian, by getting him intentionally dis-quallified.
JR: That snake, that freaking snake! He just cheated Christian out of a championship match that it seems like he deserves. Now it'll be Randy
Orton vs Cm Punk at Starting Point.
*Glass Shatters* As the texas rattle snake comes out.
Steve: Randy you think I'm just going to let you get away with that?
Randy: Yes, I do. Christian was Dis-qualified so now I face Cm Punk.
Steve: What?
Randy: I said Christian...-
Steve: What?
Randy: I sai-
Steve: What?
Randy: Listen to me.....
Steve: What? Randy do you actually think I'm going to let this fly?
Randy nodded his head.
Steve: Anh Anh! At "Starting Point", it will be Randy Orton
*Crowd boos*
Steve: versus Cm Punk
*Crowd Cheers*
Steve: Versus Christian Cage in a triple threat match.
The Crowd goes insane, at this monumental main event.
Steve: The winner will be named the EPW Heavyweight Champion.
JR: Well, folks there you have it your main event for our first ever PPV.
KIng: Yes it's going to be a big one as Randy Orton now has to face both
CM Punk, and Christian in a triple threat match for that conveted championship.
JR: WIth everything that's happened here tonight what will happen next week? NExt week we will crown a United Champion. Ladies and gentlemen please join us again next week, Saturday at 7/8 Central, on ESPN.
King: Until then Good night good night everyone.
The screen fades to black as the EPW logo comes up.
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