Heyman Wrestling Society

KenTheKiller · 05-23-2009, 12:20 AM

Very well written though for the longest time I thought some of these guys were who the wrestlers actually are, under different gimmicks/names, like SOS.
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Crest Fall · 05-23-2009, 12:56 AM

Nah, click the roster pics on the first page for their bios and whatnot. Alright, gotcha, I already have Part 2 done but I'll tweak it and write the segments out in full.

Millar13 · 05-23-2009, 10:46 AM

Wraith and El Insano just look like a tag-team that was part of a bygone era. The time when WCW actually gave credit to luchas and if they amalgamate together could be a team for the future. Chiba and Evans have individual strengths but I am note sure whether this will go any further when they work to together.

Winners: Wraith and El Insano

Samoa Joe vs Seamus Sinclair

I know exactly who Seamus is (IRL) via the Rodge and Podge show so I know you will give him some charisma. However, in comparison the man doesn't yet match up to Joe. A win though could secure himself in the lime light, whilst a victory for Joe will be just another squwash.

Winner: Samoa Joe

Akira Raijin vs Lonestar

Nothing like a JPN vs. MEX battle to excite an audience, something that any booker with a brain knows is going to go down a storm. Akira doesn't come off as someone that will ever be a “GREAT” and always be in the shadow of the Great Muta. Lonestar in many ways was a man I thought of being the IWGP Champion last week so I think he is going to totally dominate.

Winner: Lonestar

Takeshi Morishima vs Elijah Burke

Burke is a man that has microphone skills that should have kept in in the WWE and earnt him a place on RAW. Instead, though he was dropped and so clearly needed to be part of the HYS. I think he is worth of a push, and I am not going to lie. Big Japanese wrestlers really doesn't do it for me.

Winner: Elijah Burke

Homicide vs Evan Bourne

All I can say is that this will be a dream match, although in many ways the addition of Paul London would cause me to ORGASM. I can't predict this one

Arissa Anderson vs Claire Campbell.

MEH! Women's Wrestling (sorry but doesn't cut the mustard for me)

Randy Orton vs Chris Sabin

Considering that Sabin beat $helley in a dream match last week, he in many ways will have the fires of hell riding under his waves going into this match. As much as I understand that RKO is clearly the more favored man, Sabin looks like he might actually be getting a push here in HYS. For the second time in the night, I can't predict this but I would want Sabin to get the push.

Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Jack Spradlin

I think is is important that home grown talent gets the go ahead of foreign talent. The Young Lion's Cup winner clearly has his whole career ahead of him, and beating Hiroshi will surely put him over as one for the future. The truth is that Spradlin probably isn't experienced enough the defeat Lonestar so this match might just be too soon for him. We know that Tanahasi is phenomenal. The fans will mark out, and increase the prestigue of HYS if he wins

Winner: Hiroshi Tanahashi

All in all I think this is going to be great event

Crest Fall · 05-23-2009, 05:04 PM

Thanks man, I will get back to you with comments, I've just been addicted to Wii Punch Out that I picked up the other day haha. Once I post the show I'll get back to 'ya.

Crest Fall · 05-24-2009, 01:22 AM

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It was quite a sight to see at the famous Pagoda in Reading, where hundreds of fans were gathering around a ring that sat before the landmark Pagoda that overlooked the modern little city. The ring looked slightly out of place in the scenery that so-resembled feudal Japan. Where was Oda Nobunaga to lay the smackdown on someone's candy ass? Anyway, the night started off with a few dark matches, featuring some local talent. Considering the area, the crowd got to see some wonderful matches of wrestlers trying to break into the main card. The main event of the dark matches featured Bobby Dempsey and Orange Cassidy, who didn't even make it to the ring before being attacked by Shikari Kazimir, Elijah Burke, and Ivan Sokolov. The crowd booed as camera men hurried out from the Pagoda, which was serving as the "backstage area" while the trio continued the beatdown on Dempsey and Cassidy. Kazimir trotted into the ring as Dempsey and Cassidy were sent flying through rows of chairs, and at that point, they just decided to stay down to avoid any further punishment. Burke and Sokolov joined Shikari in the ring, and Sokolov tossed a mic to Kazimir that he had stolen from ring announcer Vinnie Santiago.

Shikari Kazimir: What I need for all you losers and virgins, brats and whores, hypocrites and liars to do for me is to quiet down and shut up because we have a lot to say!

Even though a good portion of the crowd was in attendance in New York and saw their attempted-assault on Jack Spradlin, Kyle Korvo, and Brandon Banks, they had a renewed hatred for the unnamed trio after their actions and words so far this evening alone. Kazimir had grown up in Reading before their very eyes, and while it may seem surprising to some that they weren't treating him like the hometown boy, they had learned long ago that Shikari was an ass hole to everyone, no matter where you were from. Kazimir tossed the mic to Elijah, who echoed Shikari's words before getting down to business.

Elijah Burke: What most of you witnessed last night in New York City was the fall of Modern Professional Wrestling, the birth of the new era in professional wrestling, and the uprising of the force that will drive that era to greatness! We are Heyman Wrestling Society! Not any of you! Not any of the boys in the back! And not Paul Heyman! US! And if you don't like it, then we're not even going to give you the chance to live with it because nothing can stop us from our destiny!

Burke tossed the mic over to Sokolov, who roared Russian gibberish at he crowd which fired the crowd up even more.

Ivan Sokolov: ...blah blah blah... blah blah blah... DESTRUCTION!

If that was the only word Ivan knew of the English language, then I think we learned all there was to know about the personality of Ivan Sokolov. Ivan tossed the mic to Kazimir, who spoke with a wide grin on his face.

Shikari Kazimir: Ladies and germs, let me introduce to you to what will become the greatest stable in professional wrestling, The Last Of A Dying Breed, the fine makers of crimson masks and the perpetuators of wrestling immortality! We preserve the purity of professional wrestling by destroying it for the common good! When the dust clears we shall help those that will join our side and we shall rebuild professional wrestling in our image! Crush and rebuild! This is the anthem of our creed and---

??? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...

The crowd craned their heads to the entrance stage as Kyle Korvo and Brandon Banks appeared. Cheers went up as in the ring, the L.D.B. turned their attention to the arrivals with Shikari's eye twitching.

Kyle Korvo: God damn, Shikari, just listening to you makes me want to throw up. Have you been spending the entire night with a thesaurus under your nose? 'The fine makers of crimson masks?' 'The perpetuators of wrestling immortality?' 'This is the anthem of our creed?!' You need to stop it with the cliches, Shikari, my head is going to explode!

Brandon laughed as in the ring, Shikari kicked the bottom rope and yelled at Korvo to get in the ring.

Brandon Banks: You guys really do need to lay off the Junior College-level English literature mumbo jumbo, honestly. But more importantly, before you go back and start writing your next inaugural address, Mr. President, let me just ask you why you're doing this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. 'Crush and rebuild' and all that bogus. What I don't get, is that we finally have a good thing going and a few pompous ass holes like you want to mess it all up for guys like me, Kyle Korvo, and a locker room-full of boys, not to mention all of the fans that have paid for a ticket to come and see us! Do you, yes you, even understand what you're talking about, or are you just spewing shit from your mouth, Kazimir?

Elijah Burke: Who in the hell do you think you are?

The crowd booed as Banks and Korvo snickered on the entrance stage.

Brandon Banks: I guess I'd say that I'm just a guy looking at three jackasses trying to be literary geniuses and---

Elijah Burke: No, no, no, shut the hell up! All of you can shut up, too! We are the L.D.B. and you will treat us with respect! We're not like most wrestling stables that will duck, hide, and wait to prove our dominance! We want our glory NOW. You want to talk trash to the Last Of A Dying Breed? Well how about this? Since I'm already booked in a match, how about you two face my comrades: Shikari Kazimir and Ivan Sokolov?

The crowd exploded into cheers as Banks and Korvo grinned on the rampway and shrugged at one another. In the ring, Kazimir was looking at Burkes in horror. Sokolov didn't appear to understand what was going on, but it didn't take long for him to figure out. Even he looked at Elijah Burke in protest.

Elijah Burke: Don't worry about it, guys, you can take these two punks. I used to wipe the floor with guys like these back in the day at ECW, and I guarantee it won't be any different here in HSW! What do you say, Banks? Korvo? You on?!

Kyle Korvo: Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong. Smell 'ya later, jerks!

And Korvo and Banks left, with Kazimir and Sokolov looking extremely worried while Burke told them that he had it all under control.

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Tag Team Match - Opening Contest
Wraith and El Insano vs Johnny Evans and Chiba Yokosuka
Last night in New York, we didn't get to see much from Chiba Yokosuka on the account that Takeshi Morishima was squashing him and dropping him on his head. In this match, we got to see a lot more from Chiba and we were introduced to El Insano's wild style while Wraith and Johnny Evans continued to impress. This was a very balanced match until Wraith tried to hit the Blazing Arrow. However, it cost him and Johnny Evans rolled out of the way, where Wraith went crashing down on his own partner on the outside. Evans rolled the legal man, El Insano into the ring while he picked up the dazed Wraith and speared him through a row of chairs. In the ring, Insano tried to battle back with some nasty elbows elbows, but after a missed Lariat, Chiba was able to hit a Wheelbarrow Bulldog. It was too much for Insano as Chiba locked in the brutal Just Face Lock and tapped him out, giving him and Johnny Evans their first wins in HWS.
Winners: Chiba Yokosuka and Johnny Evans
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The crowd was rather surprised that Chiba was able to pick up a win without Delirious' help. In fact, the crowd even gave Chiba and Johnny Evans a round of applause for their clean victory. However, it didn't last long as Chiba ordered Delirious into the ring as he dragged a barely-conscious El Insano into the corner. He then barked at Delirious to nail the Panic Attack, and reluctantly, Delirious hit a Panic Attack on El Insano. But it didn't satisfy Chiba, who ordered him to do it three more times. Chiba then threw Delirious to the ground by the back of his mask tassles and kicked him out of the ring. Chiba celebrated up the rampway, ignoring the fans booing him as Delirious trudged along behind him. In the ring, Johnny Evans had picked up a microphone.

Johnny said that he was willing to shake his hand last night in New York, but he better not get used to it because from now on he's throwing respect and courtesy out the door so that he can capture the Zero Gravity Championship. "See, rumor has it that the Championship Committee is about to form a Jr. Heavyweight Division with a Zero Gravity Championship as the highest prize. Rumor also has it that you and me are the top contenders for that belt. Well maybe I was willing to shake your hand after our match in New York, but you better not expect me to shake your hand again because I'm willing to break your frickin' back if that's what it takes to have that belt around my waist!" Evans dropped the mic and left to boos as Wraith staggered to his feet, holding his ribs in pain.

We went backstage, where we found Chris Sabin getting ready for his huge match against Randy Orton. Alex Shelley was giving him words of encouragement as well as some advice for strategy when Evan Bourne tossed open the door to the locker room and approached them with a smirk on his face. Persistent, Bourne asked them once again if they would reform the Murder City Machine Guns and join him in a tag team revolution, as he said. "You guys have heard of The Road Warriors and the Rock 'N Roll Express, right? Their stories are still told to this day. We could be the modern day Road Warriors and Rock 'N Roll Express!" But Sabin was just as persistent and told him to simply piss off. Sighing and shaking his head, Bourne left as we went back to the ring for the next match.

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Samoa Joe vs Seamus Sinclair
Both men performed admirably and put on a great, stiff contest. Seamus was able to prove himself as a great heavyweight competitor against a man of similar size, and really impressed with his ability to match Samoa Joe in both power and speed. The biggest highlight of the match was Samoa Joe coming diving out with his signature Elbow Suicida, where Seamus was able to catch Joe momentarily and rotate his hips where he used Joe's own momentum against him for a powerslam on the unforgiving concrete! The finish saw Samoa Joe battling with Seamus, trying to hit the Muscle Buster but the Irish Curse would not give in, even after suffering an onslaught of Samoa Joe's vintage offense. Seamus kicked Joe away and the force caused Joe to barrel over and knock the ref to the side. Suddenly, Lucio Silva Jr. hit the ring and boot Samoa Joe in the gut where he lifted the much larger man for the Angle's Wings! Lucio was out as quickly as he came as Seamus hit the ropes several times for momentum as Joe staggered to his feet. Seamus then nailed the Busaiku Knee Kick, which earned him the upset when the referee recovered.
Winner: Seamus Sinclair
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The crowd couldn't believe what just went down, and neither could Seamus! Seamus was so woozy on the top turnbuckle that he didn't even notice Lucio's attack. Therefore Seamus celebrated a huge win, a celebration that the crowd saw as adding insult to injury. Even after Seamus's celebration found its way to the back, the crowd was still in an uproar. Joe got to his feet, looking like he could punt a kitten.

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Akira Raijin vs Lonestar
Samoa Joe vs Seamus Sinclair was a solid match between two fine competitors, but the crowd was still upset at that finish. Lonestar and Raijin would make up for it though by putting on a nice little match. Once again, we got to see the mix of Lucha Libre and Puroresu, so it led to some very exciting moments. In the end however, Lonestar's athleticism and unique style proved too much for the man carrying on the Great Muta's legacy. Raijin pulled out all the stops, including spitting green mist that Lonestar was just barely able to avoid with a roll. After a nasty Enzuigiri, Lonestar was able to nail his breath taking Superstar Elbow before pinning Raijin with his "Inescapable" La Magistral clutch.
Winner: Lonestar
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Backstage, we found Seamus Sinclair having a celebratory beer with a couple of lucky fans that had backstage access. Samoa Joe then burst into the room, still fuming. Joe demanded to know whether or not Seamus was responsible for Lucio's attack, but Seamus said that he didn't even know Lucio was out there. "Cut the shit, you Irish Bastard! Did you or did you not ask Lucio to help you in our match?" Seamus got to his feet, a bit offended, but kept his cool when he said that he swore he knew nothing of it. "But if you wanna make somefin of this, Joe, then be my guest and put 'em up!" Joe glared at Seamus for a moment before leaving to go look for Lucio.

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Evan Bourne vs Homicide
In the second "upset" of the night, Evan Bourne was able to capture a victory over The Notorious 187 Homicide when Randy Orton hit the ring for interference. Distracted by Orton's presence alone, Bourne was able to catch Homicide in a unique pinning clutch that once again had the crowd up in arms and furious about. However, prior to Orton's distraction we got to see a solid performance from both men. Regardless, Evan Bourne bailed before Homicide could extract some revenge on him.
Winner: Evan Bourne
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Homicide was calling out Orton and demanding that he get in the ring, telling him he cost him his match. Orton fired back, saying he was just an innocent bystander like all these fans. "[i]If you know what's good for you, Homicide, you do not want to threaten me." Orton's temple was starting to throb as he squinted intimidatingly in the ring at Homicide. Homicide dropped the mic and told Orton to get in the ring, and Orton took a step forward, but instead he simply chuckled before heading backstage, leaving Homicide perhaps more furious than Samoa Joe.

Backstage, we heard from the L.D.B. It seemed Burke had convinced Shikari and Sokolov that they could win this thing, as they all were wearing confident expressions as they cut a quick promo. We then found Banks, Korvo, and Spradlin talking in a different room, with Spradlin wishing Banks and Korvo good luck in their matches. "I'd like to join you guys tonight, but once I'm done with Tanahashi, I'll be in your guys' corner to help you out. Keep your eyes peeled, I think we found out how low these three will stoop to get ahead."

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First HWS Women's Match
Arissa Anderson vs Claire Campbell
This was a solid women's wrestling match and the crowd was excited to see a clean finish. Anderson worked Claire's back, setting up for either her Spinebuster or her Elevated Boston Crab. Claire struggled to get in any offense, with Arissa having an advantage in height and strength. Avoiding a Tilt-A-Whirl Back Breaker, Claire was able to counter it into a Headscissors and hit a Dutch Destroyer (Yakuza Kick) for the nearfall. However, Claire's attempts were not enough. She tried to jump back from the middle rope for a Cross Body, but instead, Arissa caught her out of midair and twisted her around for a signature Anderson Spinebuster. If there was any doubting of Arissa's heritage, you couldn't doubt anymore with that nasty spinebuster. All Arissa had to do was lay back for the 1, 2, 3.
Winner: Arissa Anderson
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Arissa celebrated her win and yelled into the camera, saying that she was eying that SHIMMER Championship and you just saw why she was the next champion.

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Elijah Burke vs Takeshi Morishima
Shikari Kazimir and Ivan Sokolov were absent from Elijah Burke's corner, but Burke represented the L.D.B. nicely with an official t-shirt for their squad and a new confident attitude. His performance against Morishima would also make any squad proud, though since it's the L.D.B., we cannot be sure since it was in a losing effort. However, Burke nearly won in what could perhaps be described as an upset by some when he heaved Takeshi Morishima up onto his shoulders and nailed the Go 2 Burke for he 2.99. This kick-out made Burke discombobulated and he became desperate, trying for a Lariat on a much bigger man which wasn't he brightest idea. Morishima heaved Burke up and slammed him down with a Lariat. A moment later, Burke was slammed down on his head with the Back Drop Driver giving Morishima another win here in HWS.
Winner: Takeshi Morishima
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After the match, Burke was clearly upset that he wasn't able to get a win for the L.D.B. Again, he ended up having a temper tantrum when he kicked the bottom ropes and flailed around on the ground like a child. Burke headed to the back, still without that elusive win under his belt in Heyman Wrestling Society.

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Randy Orton vs Chris Sabin
This match didn't last very long, but what we saw between these two was a nice little performance that proved two things: That 1) Chris Sabin was a better singles performer than Evan Bourne was letting on, and 2) That Randy Orton "still had it" even after the long hiatus. The finish saw Chris Sabin try for a Swan Dive Lariat, but Orton was able to snatch Sabin out of mid-air and nail the RKO. But before Orton could stand up or even slither over for the pin, Homicide hit the ring to get the beatdown.
Winner by disqualification: Randy Orton
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Homicide on Orton, punching away at him until they got back to their feet where Orton tried to hit the RKO. However, Homicide was able to shove him away and clothesline him out of the ring. Homicide came diving out with the Tope Con Hilo, and after more carnage including a little fan-wrestler interaction, the action found its way back in the ring once again. Homicide tried for his own Ace Crusher, but Orton was able to shove his Cutter variation away. When Homicide got up, Orton nailed the RKO and stood over a fallen Homicide. For once, the crowd was a bit excited for an interference and post-match beatdown, but Orton silencing Homicide had brought the crowd back to boos once again. Orton backed away, licking his lips and lowering his eyes as he aimed for Homicide's head. The crowd gaped, wondering if Orton was actually considering it, but instead, Orton gave a little shake and slapped himself on the back of the head, as though a crisis were going on inside his head. He exited the ring and headed to the back without a backward glance as Homicide staggered up and down, unable to get to his feet as he stared after Randy Orton.

We found ourselves backstage once more, where Samoa Joe was asking people if they had seen Lucio Silva Jr. anywhere. Finally someone told Joe that Lucio was hanging out with Paul Heyman near the back. It didn't take long for Joe to find "the back," and when he did, Lucio bailed. Lucio was sprinting away as Joe made chase, but in the end Lucio was too fast. Joe chased him back into a little parking lot, where Lucio hopped into a car and made the escape. Joe cursed, literally kicking over the sign that signified the Pagoda as a Reading, Pennsylvania landmark. Sweating profusely and panting in exhaustion, Heyman began yelling at Samoa Joe, telling him that he couldn't let Joe attack a valuable asset like Lucio Silva Jr. "So what, you're gonna let shitheads like him go around attacking people, Paul? You gotta get control! This is company is supposed to be different than the other organizations, and already the backstage politicking is just as bad, if not worse! *bleep* you if you're going to stand by and let this happen, Paul! Whether you stand in my way to protect him or not, I promise you I will get my hands on him and I WILL KILL HIM!" And Samoa Joe was gone, still raging as Heyman was left once again to consider if coming out of retirement was such a good idea.

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Non-Title
Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Jack Spradlin
Jack Spradlin put on yet another performance to make him arguably the best wrestler in Heyman Wrestling Society. However, it was not enough to defeat the IWGP Heavyweight Champion. Nonetheless, they put on a solid match that may have made up for some of the shenanigans and bullshit that the crowd had seen throughout the show. Neither man was in top form after their matches last night, and both seemed to be favoring their legs. Therefore, both men appropriately triggered the legs. Spradlin set up for the Ankle Lock while Tanahashi set up for the Cloverleaf. Spradlin landed himself in a spot of trouble when he crotched himself trying for a Swan Dive maneuver. While it surprised Hiroshi, he didn't give Spradlin any time to recover and hit a Dragon Screw Leg Whip off the apron that sent Spradlin crashing to the outside. Back in the ring, Tanahashi was successful with the Sling Blade, but somehow Spradlin was finding fighting spirit to kick out. Tanahashi ascended to the top rope to finish him off, but there was no water in the swimming pool when Spradlin avoided the Frog Splash! Spradlin staggered to his feet, just as woozy as Tanahashi as he heaved him up, only to bring him back down on his head for the Omega Driver! The crowd was going bonkers at this point, because they thought they were going to witness an upset. However, Tanahashi's was able to kick out just in time.

Even after one of Spradlin's finishers, the two battled for ten more minutes making this match yet another classic to remember in HWS's short two-show history. The finish saw Tanahashi roll out of the way of the Sliding D and nail a Sling Blade for a close near-fall. He then nailed a Frog Splash for yet another near-fall. However, when the IWGP locked in the Cloverleaf it was all over for Jack Spradlin in a courageous effort.
Winner: Hiroshi Tanahashi
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The two shook hands and had an emotional celebration, with Spradlin in so much pain and disappointment from the loss that he was in tears. It was all spoiled by the Last Of A Dying Breed, who made easy work of Tanahashi and Spradlin after such a great match. Kazimir took Spradlin out by heaving him up into a Military Press before dumping him out to the outside! Back in the ring, Elijah Burke blindsided Tanahashi, who was a bit shellshocked from the experience. You didn't exactly see people jumping other wrestlers after the bell in Japan. Shikari actually grabbed Elijah and slapped him across the face, shoving him away and giving him a look that seemed to indicate that Shikari didn't think he was worthy of fighting at his and Ivan's side until he proved himself. He then lifted up Hiroshi Tanahashi and drove him into the canvas with the Shouten.

Kazimir held the IWGP Heavyweight Championship above his head over Tanahashi's fallen body as Korvo and Banks were too late hitting the ring, and the Last Of A Dying Breed were able to escape to the outside. While Banks and Korvo checked on both Tanahashi and Spradlin, Kazimir had buckled the IWGP Heavyweight Championship around his waist a sign of utmost disrespect. While they were busy checking on their fallen comrades, Kazimir and Sokolov attacked, beginning the match as Burke took to the corner.

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Main Event
Brandon Banks and Kyle Korvo vs Shikari Kazimir and Ivan Sokolov
You could barely call this controlled chaos, since there was there was absolutely no control or order of the match whatsoever. Bodies were flying all over the place and a relatively-large security force had to back the crowd away from the ring not only for the L.D.B.'s safety but their own as wrestlers were constantly diving to the outside. While the Spradlin/Tanahashi match occasionally broke down, the match was always under control by the ref and it was mostly technically-based. These guys just wanted to hurt one another.

The ref was lenient with the rules, not wanting the main even to end in a disqualification. Lenient ended up turning this match practically into No Disqualification rules, with it being very common to see a chair or two flying through the air. Sokolov showed why he was the powerhouse of Heyman Wrestling Society, throwing bodies around effortlessly including a spot where he Powerbombed Brandon Banks two times in a row, only to heave him back up onto his shoulders and finish the sequence with a Death Valley Driver. If there were ANY fans who didn't hate Shikari Kazimir before, they learned to hate him with his antics during this match. He actually used Hiroshi Tanahashi's barely-conscious body as a shield when avoiding a diving Kyle Korvo. Korvo proved himself as a high-flier when he took out the entire L.D.B. and some security members when he hit a Double Rotation Moonsault. Avoiding a Backfist To The Future, Banks was able to hit three consecutive German Suplexes before finishing Kazimir off with the Lariat that Shikari needed help to kick out of from Sokolov, who made the rescue just in time.

The finish came when Tanahashi, furious that Kazimir was wearing his own belt, came and speared him to the ground where he began pounding the shit out of him. The ref was busy with Korvo on the outside, and eventually Shikari was able to shove Tanahashi off. Tanahashi went to hit Shikari with the IWGP belt, but Shikari ducked and nailed the Backfist To The Future, sending the belt crashing into the side of Tanahashi's head! Shikari clutched his hand in pain, perhaps he had injured it when smacking the gold plate with the back of his fist. He had no time to worry however, as Banks tried to German Suplex him halfway across the ring. Kazimir was able to flip over and land on his feet, keeping his balance only with one good hand. Banks charged across, but Elijah Burke appeared from out of nowhere and decked Banks across the face with a chair! The ref slid back into the ring as Kazimir made the pin. Korvo tried to make the save but he was too late.
Winners: Shikari Kazimir and Ivan Sokolov
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The crowd was pissed about this result and littered the ring with trash. They couldn't believe the ref had missed that many illegal sequences from the L.D.B., most especially the chair shot that sealed the fate for Banks and Korvo. Burke and Sokolov celebrated while Shikari held his hand in pain, screaming to them that it was broken. Burke and Sokolov assisted Shikari to the back before Korvo could get after them. On the rampway, still in pain about his hand, Shikari leaned into Burke and kissed him on the cheek. Apparently someone had finally proven themselves worthy of being in the L.D.B. Banks was a bloody mess in the ring, and was now shoving Korvo. When Spradlin got in the ring, Banks actually attacked him and Korvo had to spear him to the ground to make him stop. Tanahashi was unconscious, his IWGP Heavyweight title at his side and cracked from the Backfist To The Future. The show ended with Korvo holding Banks back while he blamed Spradlin for the loss.

Millar13 · 05-24-2009, 08:44 AM

Great show some comments:

-It was vital that Kaz and Sok won the main event, brilliant way to further them as a team

-I am glad that you had both Tanahashi and Lonestar will their respective matches. I think, most people with any knowledge would love them to lock up again

-Bourne and RKO involved somehow, that would be quite interesting

-Biggest disappointment was seeing Wraith and El Insano lose.

A great show none the less, and you deffo have me hooked

The Dragon · 05-26-2009, 06:10 PM

Why turn Davey Richards into a nobody from Manchester?

Btw, there is a footballer called Johnny Evans who plays for United, but he is shit.

Anyway, The parts I could be bothered reading were good.

Millar13 · 05-26-2009, 08:42 PM

Johnny Evans is going to win a Champions League medal. ( I hate United...but your wrong)

And...they are CAWs ya fool

Crest Fall · 05-27-2009, 02:18 AM

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Why turn Davey Richards into a nobody from Manchester?

Btw, there is a footballer called Johnny Evans who plays for United, but he is shit.

Anyway, The parts I could be bothered reading were good.

Erm, I dunno. For the most part, Johnny Evans is gonna be pretty similar to Richards. I just made him a CAW for a little balance to the roster between fictional and real characters. And yeah, that's where I got the name from (not that I'm his biggest fan or anything. I'm a Park, Ronaldo, and Rooney guy myself).

Apologies for the lack of updates, this isn't dead. I've been sulking around with Cleveland being shit in the Playoffs and just haven't been in the mood to do much of anything. Heyman Hustle (which is pretty much just an interview/promo show) will be up tomorrow.

Crest Fall · 05-30-2009, 01:41 AM

OCC: Meh, I'm not entirely proud of the way this turned out. That's why it's been so delayed. I've had quite a bit of it written, just wasn't so comfortable with things, but meh, this is the final version I guess. Roster page has been updated with some non-wrestling personalities. I'm going to make their profiles on the blog eventually just for a little background info. As for the roster itself, it should remain unchanged. Only have two in mind that will be added, but I'm looking for some base pics to represent them. Ah well. Here's the Heyman Hustle:

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The Heyman Hustle is an episodic internet series hosted by the President of Heyman Wrestling Society, Paul Heyman. As you can tell, the Heyman Hustle is a show run by a whore who will put his name on anything, where he meets up with other whores... usually of the opposite gender, but we've seen some really messed up things on the Heyman Hustle. Throw in some bad production then let the shenanigans begin!

This episode of The Heyman Hustle involved Paul nagging at HWS Championship Committee Chairwoman, Sarah Bryant to take off her shirt, which she respectfully declined while internet models where more than happy to oblige. Paul announced at the top of the show that Heyman Hustle was going to be treated to the addition of an hour-long program centered around HWS every week. Paul welcomed in HWS announcers Ben Govero and Ari Sanders where they took seats with the dozens of internet models seated along a huge couch with wide grins on their faces.

Ari Sanders: Paul, it's great to be here on the Heyman Hustle. I know how monumentally successful this show has been and I know that---

Paul Heyman: Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck you. Benzai, I like you. Do you have anything to say?

Ben Govero: Well, Mr. Heyman, this past weekend we saw that Heyman Wrestling Society has everything that it takes to make it to the top of the wrestling world. The talent we have on display week after week is simply amazing.

Paul Heyman: As I said on Friday Night, I have nothing to do with it. My name is merely a seal of approval. We owe it all to the boys in that locker room and the fans that pack the seats.

Ari Sanders: And that Ari Sanders guy. He's been doing a hell of a job.

Paul Heyman: Right. Well now let's hear from Backstage Correspondent Kyle Durden, who has some news following this weekend's shows.

The feed switched over to a room that resembled a cafe, or maybe a personal library; where Kyle Durden was smoking a tobacco pipe and drinking a martini.

Kyle Durden: Thanks, Paul. Straight from the mouth of Championship Committee Chairwoman, Sarah Bryant, Wraith and Johnny Evans have been named the top contenders for the newly-instated Zero Gravity Championship. We are awaiting final authorization from one stubborn Committee member, Anon, but expect the match for the Zero Gravity Championship to be announced any day now. It will be a Jr. Heavyweight Championship, with only 220-and-under pound competitors.

The feed switched back to the Heyman Hustle lounge, where Paul had a completely different girl around his shoulders than he had only seconds ago.

Paul Heyman: Well Johnny Evans is exactly 220 pounds, isn't he? He'll have to be extremely careful from now on then with his diet and exercising routine, then.

Kyle Durden: That's a very good point, Paul, and I spoke with Johnny about that on Saturday. He assured me that it was all under control and that he had a strict training regimen with players from the soccer club, Liverpool.

Ari Sanders: Liverpool, eh? I bet his hometown Manchester folks aren't going to want to hear that.

Everyone looked at Ari, questioningly.

Ari Sanders: You know, because they're kinda rivals?

They continued staring at Ari.

Ari Sanders: Argh. Don't any of my fellow Americans watch soccer? I mean it's the biggest sport in the entire world and---

Completely new girl sitting on Paul's lap: What's soccer?

Ari buried his face in his hands as Kyle continued.

Kyle Durden: Unfortunately for Lonestar, he was unable to capture the IWGP Heavyweight Champion, as New Japan Pro Wrestling standout, Hiroshi Tanahashi was able to walk away with the belt still around his waist. As Tanahashi was tested yet again the next night in a great non-title victory against Jack Spradlin, Lonestar was able to avenge his loss just a bit with a win over Akira Raijin. Due to contractual reasons, I am not permitted to interview Lonestar. He's available strictly to the Mexican media, you see? But according to numoerous sources, he wasn't very happy about Akira Raijin trying to blind him with the Asian Mist in their match. We'll have to keep our eye on that. And then Evan Bourne---

Paul suddenly cut him off.

Paul Heyman: Hold on there, Kyle, we don't exactly need a history lesson, we just need some follow-up news. As for Evan Bourne, we're going to hear straight from him next! Evan Bourne, come on out and join the Heyman Hustle!

Back in the lounge, Evan Bourne walked in and plopped down on the sofa where girls pounced all over him.

Evan Bourne: Thanks Paul. How's it going Benzai? Ladies...

Ari Sanders: I think you're forgetting someone.

Evan Bourne: Oh yeah, hello, Kyle!

Kyle Durden: Evan From Heaven! Cheerio!

Paul Heyman: Did you just say 'Cheerio'?

Completely new girl sitting on Paul's lap: Hehe, I love Cheerios!

Paul Heyman: Yeah, whatever. Well Evan, this past weekend you made a lot of headlines. You confronted Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, former Murder City Machine Gun tag team partners where you requested them to reform their tag team. Apparently you want to start and be apart of a tag team division here in HWS. Oh, Sarah? You have something to say?

Sarah Bryant: While the Championship Committee has invested great interest into one day making a Tag Team Division, we simply do not have the resources at the moment. Therefor, the action was a bit inappropriate, Evan.

Paul Heyman: Now, now, Sarah, I admire Bourne's brashness. He took matters into his own hands and now the potential of a tag division is one of the most exciting things happening here in HWS at the moment. I just don't really understand your logic---I guess. I mean we could make a few phone calls and have a tag division up soon, but---

Evan Bourne: That's the thing though, Paul. I take great, great pride in what I do. I am a perfectionist. I always have been. I would take no pride in fastening a championship belt around my waist if I beat up a couple of no-namer's that you pulled off the street---no offense. I think my tag partner would say the same exact thing. Perhaps it's not the easiest route, but that's why I want Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley to reunite and end this pointless charade of a singles career.

Paul Heyman: Who is this partner you're speaking of anyway? Maybe Sabin and Shelley would be more open to the possibility if they actually knew who your partner was.

Evan Bourne: Alex Shelley isn't stupid, even if his haircut tells you otherwise. He knows from experience that I only align myself with the greatest of talent. AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, Austin Aries, Roderick Strong, Jack Evans, and all my good friends back at Dragon Gate in Japan. They know what sort of opportunity they'll be missing out on if they don't seize on this.

Ben Govero: Well on Saturday, you defeated the Notorious 187 Homicide. In disqualification of course, but a win is a win in my book. Why not try to further your singles career? You've already said that you're the superior singles competitor over Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, why not try to make it to the top of Heyman Wrestling Society?

Paul, Sarah, and Ari leaned in, very intrigued by this question. It was true. What was the point of trying to make it as a tag team wrestler when he had all the tools required to make it as a singles wrestler?

Evan Bourne: That doesn't interest me, Benzai.

Ben Govero: Why not? I mean you've been an impressive singles career, but you haven't done anything you can't top here in HWS.

Evan Bourne: Three letters, Benz, and listen up: W... W... E. That's it. If I haven't proven myself as a singles competitor with how I lit up Tuesday Nights, then I don't know what will. Besides, the main event scene is a bit too crowded for my liking here in HWS. So much drama, too. Holy Hell, it's like High School all over again. Point is, I can make my name much more as a tag team competitor and so can Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley. The sooner those idiots realize that, the better for them, the better for me, the better for my tag team partner, and the better for professional wrestling as a whole.

Everyone rolled their eyes at Evan's WWE comments, though he was too busy self-adulating to notice. The girls stared off into space, not understanding any of this.

Paul Heyman: Well could you at least give us a hint as to who this tag team partner of yours is?

Evan Bourne: Eh, fine, sure. Why not? He has black hair.

...

Ari Sanders: Well that really fucking narrows it down!

Heyman and crew said good-bye to Evan, and a moment later, the show welcomed Takeshi Morishima onto the show. After briefly going over how dominant he's been so far in HWS, Paul announced that the true reason he brought Morishima onto the show was...

Paul Heyman: Get---Takeshi---Laid!

Morishima, completely bewildered by all of this with his poor English comprehension, didn't really catch on until two girls took him away where he grinned and cracked a wink at Paul Heyman.

Ari Sanders: So what's the catch?

Paul Heyman: Nazi Dominatrices. Sarah, would you take your flippin' top off already?

Sarah Bryant: Paul, do you want me to give you the Final Atomic Buster again?

Paul Heyman: Umm, no, no, never mind. You can keep it on, fine. So, Sarah...

Sarah Bryant: Yes, Paul?

Paul Heyman: Would you please take your shirt---(Sarah Bryant: NO!!!!)---Okay, okay, never mind. You and the rest of the Championship Committee have been extremely busy as of late, haven't you? The Zero Gravity Championship, which is soon to be instated, Evan Bourne trying to form a tag team division, and you also help overlook a women's title, which will be defended in HWS since we've happily partnered up with our friends at SHIMMER. But the question on everyone's mind is when will the Heyman Wrestling Society World Championship be instated? When will be the first title match? Is the Championship Committee actually working towards that or is Paul Heyman paying them for nothing? Et cetera, Et cetera, Et cetera...

Sarah sighed at that last little snide before taking out a note pad.

Sarah Bryant: Well, as Representative and Chairwoman of the Heyman Wrestling Society Championship Committee, I am happy to announce that there will be a tournament to crown the first championship. There are simply so many contenders that we feel it would be an injustice to many not to include them in the first match. More news will come to light soon enough, but the first First Round match will take this Friday at Anarchy In The Galaxy in Philadelphia.

Heyman signaled to the production crew, which hit a few buttons and suddenly the voice of Sacha Baron Cohen's Borat boomed out "Niiiice" in the lounge.

Paul Heyman: I assume you'll be in Philadelphia with me to announce the match then, right? Yes, niiice. Well since my encouragement hasn't worked, hopefully the encouragement of the rapid ECW Arena fans will make you finally take off your---

Sarah Bryant: That's it!

FINAL... ATOMIC... BUSTAAAAAAH!

*technical difficulties*

When we returned, Sarah was gone while Paul was surrounded by girls who were worrying themselves over his unconscious body.

Ben Govero: Aaaand we're back. Well, while Paul goes to hit the pain pills, we here at the Heyman Hustle are proud to bring you one match every week---Right here in the lounge!

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Heyman Hustle Match
DMW vs El Insano
This was a very chaotic match to say the least. DMW came out and cut a rap, trying to impress the ladies who didn't want to touch him since he looked like he was about thirteen years old. El Insano jumped DMW half-way through an atrocious rap about Ari Sanders' glasses and let the insanity begin! The match was fought all over the lounge, with the girls being freaked out with DMW being tossed onto & over furniture and being hit with throw pillows. The match turned around when DMW dropkicked El Insano off the apron through a glass coffee table, which was definitely a Holy Shit moment for sure. Insano eventually recovered, but DMW was obviously in control from there on out. DMW climbed to the top for the Block Party, but suddenly The Last Of A Dying Breed hit the ring and crashed the party (pardon the pun), causing the disqualification.
Result: No Contest
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Any of the few remaining girls had cleared out as L.D.B. got on the mic. Heyman was dragging himself out of a room with an ice pack to his head and a stupid grin on his face (which vanished once he saw the L.D.B. in the ring) as the announcers shielded themselves with pillows. DMW bailed out instantly upon their arrival, but El Insano wasn't so lucky, as Ivan Sokolov unleashed the Burning Hammer on him before tossing him carelessly out of the ring.

Shikari Kazimir: Sorry to ruin all the fucking fun, Heyman, but The Last Of A Dying Breed have something to say. It doesn't matter how many whores or washed up hasbeens like the Sandman you drag onto this show in return for crack money, WE, The L.D.B. are going to be the ones that bring you the ratings each week. We figure since it seems anyone with a buck to his or her name can get their ass on this show, we'll just use this raunchy piece of shit show for a little free publicity. And the buck to our name? Haha, let's just say that after this past weekend, the stock of the L.D.B. is shooting through the roof, baby! We decimated Banks, Korvo, and Spradlin, and then when that yellow bastard Hiroshi---

Paul Heyman: Hey, I will not have racism on this---

Shikari Kazimir: You shut your fucking mouth, Paul! Don't you remember what you---yeah, you---said on the very first show? Your name is just an endorsement! The locker room is what Heyman Wrestling Society is all about. Well we're the face of that locker room, so we're the face of this company! The locker room answers to us and so will you! As I was saying... Hiroshi Tanahashi decided to interject himself into our match, and guess what happened? I knocked him the fuck out with the Backfist To The Future and cracked the plate of his precious IWGP Heavyweight Title.

Shikari laughed as he held up his left hand, which was in a small cast and heavily bandaged.

Shikari Kazimir: A small price to pay for wiping that smug grin off his ugly face. If he hasn't already gone back to his third world country and hid under his bed, then I have a feeling we'll meet soon enough, whether it's in an HWS ring, whether it's in a New Japan ring, whether it's here in America, or whether it's in China.

Shikari smiled as Elijah stepped forward to whisper in his ear, probably to correct him.

Shikari Kazimir: Pfft. What's the difference? And Elijaaaah! Hahaha! Elijah, Elijah, Elijah!! You proved yourself in Reading, Pennyslvania! You didn't beat Takeshi Morishima, but that's fine my brother, that's fine. Like that fat slob over there said in New York, there are other ways you can prove yourself in this industry than winning a pro wrestling match, and damn it Elijah, when you clocked Banks in the head with that chair, you proved that you belong in the Last Of A Dying Breed! That moment has instantly brought you up to the level of Ivan The Terrible Sokolov and me, Shikari Kazimir. We are more unstoppable than ever before and now the entire online wrestling community is having a shit. See, like Paul Heyman, they had delusions of grandeur that HWS would be a promotion of honor, respect, and pride. WRONG! They thought that the likes of Kyle Korvo, Brandon Banks, and Jack Spradlin would be the face of the company. WRONG! They thought that the L.D.B. would be over and gone within a week! WRONG, BITCHES! And I cannot believe that people still don't understand the purpose of our alliance. Hahahaha, it will all be clear very soon, but let's just say that we're answering to a higher power, and when he gets here, this pathetic attempt for a wrestling fairytale is doomed!

Kazimir dropped the mic and the L.D.B. exited the ring, smirking down at Paul Heyman. The rest of the Heyman Hustle was rather sullen, one of the more uncomfortable episodes of the Hustle yet.

Heyman Wrestling Society

This is a discussion on Heyman Wrestling Society within the Be The Booker forums, part of the Wrestling Forums category; Very well written though for the longest time I thought some of these guys were who the wrestlers actually are, ...