Crest Fall

ROH Reborn opened in what would have been a pitch-black room if it weren't for a window and the cascading lights from the skyscrapers outside. A man was pressed up against the glass, a mere silhouette against the multicolored neon lights. He turned his head slightly, his vibrant red hair gleaming and his eyes ablaze.

Jimmy Jacobs: It ends tonight. I will not go over why we are here, I am not a *bleep*ing politician, I am a man of action. We all know why we are here. How we got here on the other hand, only history can say. But tonight, this chapter in our history book must come to an end. We have shattered the terminus of physical, mental, and psychological warfare. Well my body, my mind, and my soul tell me that tonight it ends, and I think about that with a smile upon my face. You both still don't get it. This isn't about titles or glory, this is about pride and who is better. That FIP World Title may be on the line but Tyler, I promise you that I do not care. I want your blood and I want Austin's blood, that is all I want. I am tired of this Hell that you two have brought upon me, I want and I need to break free. When tonight is over, you will all be sorry for what monster you have turned me into, and I will finally be free. See you tonight, boys.

Jimmy turned on his heels and walked away, disappearing into the darkness.

We remained backstage and found Daizee Haze chasing after the Necro Butcher, who was trying to lose Daizee through the maze of hallways. Daizee had to jog to keep up with his long strides as she pleaded with him repeatedly, nearly begging him about something. Necro was shaking his head, every once in a while glancing back at Daizee and barking "NO!" Daizee wouldn't listen and continued to follow him. Finally, Necro threw open a door and tried to lock Daizee out, but he wasn't quick enough and Daizee was able to get her foot in the door just in time. He still tried to close the door with her foot in the way, making her scream out in pain.

Daizee Haze: Necro! Necro, stop, that hurts! DYLAN!

At the sound of his real name Necro stopped. A moment later, the door swung open and Daizee hobbled in. Necro threw himself against the wall and crossed his arms, refusing to look at Daizee as Daizee took a deep breath and looked up at him.

Daizee Haze: Look, I really need your help. I don't know what to do and---

???: NECRO! NECRO! NECRO!

Necro looked up and gave a deep growl. Through the door came Kyle Durden, ready with his trusty microphone. Necro lightly pushed Daizee aside and confronted Kyle. He threatened to knock him out with a punch and Kyle instantly retreated outside. Necro slammed the door, but not shut. The door was slightly ajar and Kyle ordered his camera crew to shoot through the crack in the door and listen in on what Daizee and Necro were saying.

Daizee Haze: Dylan, please... I'm scared---

Necro Butcher: What do you want me to do, Daizee?! And why me?! I've finally got my life together, I've finally got an opportunity to make something of my life, and now you're here trying to mess it up!

Daizee Haze: No! No I'm not, please, Dylan... Please don't think I'm trying to put a burden on you. What do you think is going through my mind? I have no idea where to go, what to do, or who to turn to! Except for you.

Necro Butcher: This isn't fair.

Necro started pacing back and forth in the room, his breathing becoming heavier and faster. Then from out of nowhere he kicked a chair aside, making Daizee jump and start to break down.

Necro Butcher: Aw no, come on, Daizee, please don't cry! Look, I'm sorry! I don't know what to do either! I want to help you but I don't know if I can! If I should! I have other people to help out now, I need to fend for other people than just myself now! And you're asking me to do this? I don't want any of that anymore!

Daizee Haze: No, I understand. I'll try to think of something else.

Daizee started away, her arms tightly crossed not in anger or for warmth, but for comfort as though she were giving herself a hug. Before she opened the door and left, Necro caught her and turned her back around.

Necro Butcher: Look, I don't know what to do. My mind is in a million different places right now. I don't even know what day of the week it is! Here, how about this... We'll be in Boston tomorrow, won't we? Pearce wants me to do some vignette at a bar for the Video Wire... I'll give you a call and we can meet up there, alright? We can talk about all of this.

Daizee looked at Necro in the eyes and gave a deep sigh. She gave a brief nod and opened the door, leaving the room with a crestfallen face. Outside, Durden and the camera crew stumbled back from the door. Necro glared down at them and tired to kick each one of them in the head but they were able to flee just in time before Necro could inflict any "ultraviolence" upon them.

Back in the ring, fans were beating their hands on the guardrails chanting "DRAGON DRAGON." Suddenly, the lights dimmed and the crowd exploded into cheers, but were quickly disappointed when they heard:

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! AIN'T NO DOUBT ABOUT IT, BABY!

The crowd instantly groaned and sat down as Sweet and Sour Incorporated hit the stage, led by the flamboyant super agent Larry Sweeney. Sweeney was intently talking to someone in his blue tooth headset as the rest of Sweet and Sour Inc. entered the arena. Chris Hero led Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards of the American Wolves with Sara Del Rey, one of the finest female wrestlers on the planet shortly behind. Shane Hagadorn was strangely absent from the grand entrance.

Larry Sweeney: No, I know, Vince, it was a pleasure doin' business with 'ya! Ahahahaha! I'm glad, sir, just make sure to fulfill our end of the contractual obligations, baaaaahahahahaha!

Sweeney continued to bark into his headset as he joined his talent in the ring and grinned as they posed for the magazines. The music faded and the arena lights were restored. Hero and the American Wolves were instantly hit with a chorus of: "YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR *bleep*ING HEAD KICKED IN!"

The lights dimmed once more as Europe's Final Countdown began, making the fans punch the air and yell in excitement. When the tempo of the song picked up the curtain was thrown open and Bryan Danielson and Jay and Mark Briscoe hit the ring and cleared Hero, Del Rey, and the Wolves out. Larry Sweeney remained in the ring, completely oblivious to Dragon and the Briscoes since he was so involved in his conversation with whoever this Vince guy was. He turned and nearly jumped out of his skin at the sight of Sweet and Sour Inc's opponents and tried to escape, but Danielson caught him by the back of his hair. Sweeney let out a fearful scream and pleaded with Danielson not to hurt him, but it was Hero to the rescue who pulled Sweeney out of the ring before they could do any damage to his super agent best friend. Back in the ring, Danielson jumped up onto the turnbuckles and pointed in the air as the crowd sang: "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!"

Hero and the Wolves got on the apron, yelling at Danielson and the Briscoes for threatening their boss. They got into a huddle and discussed and strategized, wondering who should start out the match for their team. On the other side of the ring, Danielson looked at Mark and clapped him on the chest and joined Jay on the apron.

We went backstage for the final scene of the night before the huge No Disqualification Triple Threat main event for the FIP World Title. We found Eddie Kingston getting a can of soda and a bag of chips out of a vending machine as Bobby Dempsey entered the lounge/vending area, clean and bloodless from a shower. He dried his hair with a white towel before dropping it to around his shoulders and sat down at a table across from Eddie. Eddie ripped open the bag and popped a few chips in his mouth, eating without his mouth closed and smacking his lips as loudly as possible.

Bobby Dempsey: Look, thanks for sticking up for me back there.

Eddie swallowed, took a big swig of pop, and heaved a deep sigh.

Eddie Kingston: Heeeey, no problem man! I've always been the bullies' bully, if 'ya know what I mean.

Bobby Dempsey: I know you wanted to talk to me about something, but before that, I just want to ask: Why? Why did you help me out?

Eddie chomped down a few more chips and leaned back in his chair. He squinted and hummed, as though he were considering something. Then he slapped the table hard, making Bobby and the other people in the lounge jump up in fright.

Eddie Kingston: I have no idea! Heh, no offense Bobby, but that's the truth. To be honest, I didn't come to Ring of Honor to protect the innocent and fight crime. What I did come to Ring of Honor to do though was win some titles, 'ya hear me? I guess you were just destiny.

Eddie leaned back in his chair once more and chomped down on some more chips. Dempsey raised an eyebrow in confusion.

Bobby Dempsey: I don't understand.

Eddie Kingston: Ah come on, Bobby, you're smarter than that! I'm askin' you to be my tag partner!

Bobby Dempsey: T-t-t-t-Tag partner?

Eddie Kingston: Y-y-y-y-Yes!

Eddie laughed and shoved the remaining chips in his mouth. He chewed for a few minutes then swallowed hard, whether from the effort that it took him to swallow the chips or if he was trying to look cool, I'm not sure. Eddie then downed the rest of the pop and tossed the can and the chips aside to the floor.

Bobby Dempsey: No one's asked me to be their tag partner before. I was always, you know, the last option when it comes to "team sports."

Eddie blushed and laughed politely, though his laugh sounded more uncomfortable than conversational. He didn't want to let slip to Bobby know that he was, in fact, his last option.

Eddie Kingston: Well I'll be the first person to ask you first then! See, the ROH tag division is wiiiide open. Tag team wrasslin' is on a big comeback and it's getting hot all over again! There are finally challengers for guys like Steen and Generico and them Briscoe boys. I wanna be one of those challengers! When people look at the ROH history book and see the long line of wrestlers who have held the ROH World Tag Team Titles, I want to be one of those people! How about you? Do you want your name immortalized, Bobby? Together we could do it. I think we could give any of these teams in ROH a run for their money!

Bobby Dempsey: You think so?

Eddie Kingston: Hell yeah! I'm the King of Diamonds, baby! And you... you... you're Bobby Dempsey! If you agree and become my partner, the ROH Tag Team Division better look out!

Bobby grinned as Eddie stared at a girl who entered the lounge.

Bobby Dempsey: Alright, Eddie, I agree. But we don't have a name, any outfits, or theme music, or any cool moves...

Eddie Kingston: Maaan, we don't need no costume or name! We're Eddie Kingston and Bobby Dempsey! It may seem like we don't got much in common, but we both got a couple of big asses! I look out for your ass, you look out for my ass! Everything else will fall in place.

Bobby Dempsey: I agree. The only thing is...

Eddie Kingston: What?

Bobby shifted uncontrollably in his seat and glanced up at the scar on his forehead.

Eddie Kingston: Oh, ho-ho! You want some revenge, Bobby?! Well look at that, you've just surprised me! Well that's fine by me, we'll go after them punks. I still have a little vengeance I want to extract on their asses myself. Well we're both in the same boat. They're gonna ignore us, so we gotta prove to them that we deserve to be in Ring of Honor and that we deserve to chase after the ROH World Tag Team Titles. Personally, I'd like to beat the hell out the whole bunch of them, especially Chris Hero. But we'll leap over that hurdle when it's time. In the mean time, you look like you could use a beer. A LOT OF BEER.

Bobby massaged his head painfully.

Bobby Dempsey: I hear you on that. You wanna hit the bar?

Eddie Kingston: Nope, I'm thinkin' we should go to room 425.

Bobby Dempsey: What's Room 425? Is that a club? Or are you talking about a hotel room in here?

Eddie Kingston: It's in this joint... just follow my lead, pick up a couple of kegs that look good to you, and most importantly: Don't touch anything else!

We went back to the ring where the crowd was silent in anticipation for the main event of the evening. They knew it was going to be a brutal fight just from the things they've seen these three men put their bodies through over the past year.

kiss2kill hit the sound system and out came Jimmy Jacobs, storming down the entrance aisle and aroudn the ring, his long leather jacket trailing slightly behind him. He swooped up onto the ring apron and scowled around at the fans before getting on the turnbuckles, blowing a kiss and running his thumb across his neck. He tossed his jacket to the outside and pounded the mat, ready for Tyler Black and Austin Aries.

Out next was Austin Aries, who came out to his signature Personal Jesus Marilyn Manson theme. He didn't high five any fans, instead ignored all of the claps across his back as he zoned in on Jimmy Jacobs in the ring. He pulled himself onto the apron and glared down at Jimmy, who grinned up at him tauntingly. He got in the ring and approached Jimmy, who quickly moved and hid in between the ropes as referee Todd Sinclair told Austin Aries to back off.

And then came Tyler Black, who came out to Walls of Jericho's The Haunted. He high-fived a few fans before lowering his hands and focusing on Aries and Jacobs in the ring as he made his way slowly down the aisle. He looked focused and determined, if not a bit nervous at the same time. He paused before the ring, staring at his two opponents. He took a deep, deep breath before sliding into the ring. Jimmy abandoned his stance and rolled across the ring, glaring across at Tyler Black and then Austin Aries who grinned at the both of them. Tyler raised his FIP World Title high in the air, then handed it to Todd Sinclair and tossed his shirt off into the crowd. He stomped the mat and said "LET'S GO!" as the ring bell rang out through the Hammerstein Ballroom.

The crowd erupted in cheers and stood on their feet, cheering Tyler Black on as he was presented his FIP World Title. He tossed the FIP title to the side, shaking his head in disbelief and annoyance. This went way beyond titles.

Lacey cried and begged for someone to help Austin Aries. Paramedics and staff hit the ring immediately to help out all three men. They asked Tyler if he wanted help but he refused and shoved them away. He demanded a house microphone but was denied one as Cary Silken pleaded with him to head to the back. Tyler shoved Cary aside and snatched away a microphone as doctors checked on Tyler and Jimmy.

Tyler Black: Jimmy I told you this would end with the fall of both of you! I WAS RIGHT, DAMN IT! You both fell onto the sword for a pointless war, over a *bleep*ing woman! Do you two realize that we will never be the same again?! DO YOU?! I hope you can hear me, because I have something to say to both of you!

Stretchers were being brought from the back as the paramedics continued to check on Jimmy and Austin.

Tyler Black: Austin Aries, in this war you revealed yourself for who you really are: a pathetic excuse for a human being! You are nothing more than Jimmy Jacobs! You took his girl and then tried to play cards with the devil himself! What did you expect would happen, Aries? Huh?! You destroyed his life and everything he had and ever cared about! And you know what happened then? He brought you down with him! Your reputation is dead, your honor is dead, your pride is dead, your respect is dead! You're nothing more than a low life piece of shit just like Jimmy Jacobs!

The stretchers entered the ring as the paramedics placed neckbraces around Jacobs and Aries. On the outside, Silken as still pleading with Black to go to the back. Tyler glared down at him and told him he wasn't done.

Tyler Black: Jimmy, everything you tried to do is meaningless. You called me one year ago and asked me to change the world with you. We amassed an army of the silenced and censored and tried to get our voices heard. But I now realize that the Age of the Fall meant nothing to you. You just wanted to show off to Lacey that you could charm thousands of kids into following your lead. *bleep*, you even got her under your spell and changed her to your liking! Then, when someone came along who could match your charm, you felt intimidated and rightfully so. He took your girl and your world came crumbling down. No more did our speeches revolve around revolution and uprising, but of getting back your precious Lacey! Look at what you've managed to do in a year's time, Jimmy: You've lost all of your friends, you destroyed your own revolution, you added even more scars to your body, and you lost Lacey. How does that make you feel, Jimmy? Was it worth it?

Suddenly, Jimmy sprang up. He shoved the paramedics away from him and crawled away from the stretcher and into a corner, tears of the upmost sadness trailing down his eyes.

Tyler Black: Jimmy if you were an empty shell of a man then I have no idea who or what you are now. Everything you've done has meant nothing... Are you proud, Jimmy? That you brought the worlds of so many people down?

Jimmy shook his head, looking down at the mat in shame.

Tyler Black: You're pathetic Jimmy... You're just a pile of misery...

Aries was just now stirring and suddenly he tried to break free, but he was too late as the paramedics had already started buckling him into the stretcher. He struggled and struggled, but couldn't break free. Finally, Lacey got into the ring and freed him herself. Aries rolled off the stretcher, ignoring the pain of new thumbtacks entering his body. He didn't even know if he could feel pain at this point.

Tyler Black: Ladies and gentlemen, Austin Aries and Jimmy Jacobs battled over pride and women and this is where it landed them. You guys are going to need a lot more than a bottle of painkillers, a few band-aids, and a month of physical therapy to get over this war and I know both of you know that. Even I know I'm going to need more than that, however, I have the advantage. Because you see, I WON THE WAR and I am STILL the FIP World Champion.

Tyler gathered the FIP Title and held it high above his head to cheers from the crowd. Aries glared up at him, a blank emotionless expression on his face. Jacobs was literally weeping in his corner, rocking back and forth on his face which were buried in his hands.

Tyler Black: I know none of us will ever be able to look one another in the eye and not want to hit the other person over and over again... that's fine by me. I hate the both of you, just for the record. When I tell you this, I mean this with the greatest of sincerity... I want you two to get better. This is only because I feel so sorry for you two and how low you've become. You are nothing more than walking plagues of what you two used to be, you both make me sick. But more over, I say this because when I win the ROH World Championship I'm going to need some competition and I look forward to battling you two once again. That's all. I cannot fathom where your paths will take you, I only hope it's better than this Hell. Where is my path leading me? I cannot say. It's gonna be a long, hard road. But who knows? Could kick ass. Could be dangerous. Could totally suck. But I have a gut feeling and I think I'll take this path. Gentlemen, I wish you both the best of luck, because I promise you that the next time you see me, you will see Tyler Black, the CO-Ring of Honor and FIP World Champion!

Tyler dropped the microphone and held the FIP World Title high above his head before collapsing to his knees and rolling out of the ring. He tried to walk but he simply couldn't. He crawled all the way back as security begged him to allow them to assist him.

The crowd chanted Tyler's name until he finally disappeared behind the curtain, where there was a dead silence in the arena where Jimmy and Aries remained. Jimmy was still crying, his sobs audible to everyone in the crowd. Aries pulled himself to his feet, Lacey offering him help but he shook his head and limped without help. He looked down at Jimmy Jacobs for seemingly an eternity. Jimmy looked up after a few moments to see his rival hovering above him. Jimmy whimpered and sniffed, asking him if he still wanted to fight. Aries continued to look at Jimmy before turning and exiting the ring, using the guardrails all the way to the back.

Jimmy only remained now, in the middle of the ring of his wrecked world. Then, out from the backstage area came Delirious. Delirious crawled into the ring and came to Jimmy's side, wrapping his arms around Jimmy's thigh and shutting his eyes with satisfaction. Jimmy pet Delirious on the head before exiting the ring. He tried to walk but couldn't... He tried to crawl but couldn't... so Delirious picked his master up and carried him to the back himself as the last scene of ROH Reborn we saw were fresh tears of humiliation trailing down the cheeks of Jimmy Jacobs.

The show was over. Fans had filed out of the arena and staff was now stacking up chairs and taking down lighting stands. Backstage, wrestlers were getting showers and getting in their cars to head to the next show. Austin Aries stepped out of the shower, all of the tacks gone but now holes, bruises, and scars all over his body. Lacey cried at the sight of her boyfriend as Aries tried to tell her he was alright when he was not okay at all. He struggled to dress himself, aching and moaning with every slight movement. He grabbed their bags and walked Lacey out of the locker room. Kyle Durden was waiting outside and tried to catch up with Austin Aries for an interview on the video wire. Aries tossed the bags into the back and glared down at Kyle Durden then at the camera. There was a frightening look in Aries' eye. He then lowered his head, got in the car slowly and carefully, and drove off into the night ending Reborn.

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Crest Fall

The March 11th edition of the Video Wire opened in the Case Gym at Boston University, with our hosts Kyle Durden and Rebecca Bayless. They were sitting on stools in the middle of the ring as crew and staff set up chairs, lighting, safety mats, etc.

Kyle Durden: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Case Gym at the beautiful Boston University! Right now this gymnasium is empty, but in only a few hours this place is going to be packed to the brim full of screaming ROH fans! There are still tickets available, so come down, pick them up at the door, and experience ROH LIVE!

Rebecca Bayless: And what you're seeing now is the new format of the ROH Video Wire. Kyle and I will host the video wire each week and deliver you the latest news and updates, as well as interviews and other great features!

Kyle Durden: That's right, Rebecca. And oh man, what a show. Last night in Manhattan we had one of the biggest shows in Ring of Honor history! Jimmy Jacobs, Tyler Black, and Austin Aries nearly ended their careers in our main event, bringing their year-long feud finally to an end. Let's take a look at the Triple Threat Match for the FIP World Championship, as well as everything else that went down last night at the Hammerstein!

Highlights were shown of the event...

Rebecca Bayless: As you can see, last night Jimmy Jacobs crossed a fine line in ROH when he struck referee Todd Sinclair with his railroad spike. Then, when replacement referee Paul Turner hit the ring, he was beaten down by Austin Aries! Kyle and I would like to welcome at this time Ring of Honor President Cary Silken to address this matter. Cary, thank you for joining us.

Cary had entered the ring from the back, making his way up the stairs and into the ring. He seemed to walk gingerly and his posture was quite odd. When he took the vacant stool next to Rebecca and Kyle, he had a strained expression as he sat down.

Cary Silken: Thank you, Rebecca; Kyle... Forgive me, I'm afraid my back is in a deal of pain. I was up and down in my seat all night after what we saw last night. Easily one of the greatest shows in Ring of Honor history. Unfortunately, after this fiasco with Jimmy Jacobs and Austin Aries, my head hurts even more than my back.

Kyle Durden: Well first, before you address this situation, we would like to ask the condition of referee Todd Sinclair. We were all relieved to see Paul Turner recover, but Todd Sinclair wasn't so lucky. It's hard to call what Austin Aries did to Turner tame, but in comparison to what Jimmy Jacobs did to Sinclair, I can't really think of any other way to describe it! How is Senior Official Todd Sinclair holding up?

Cary Silken: He only just got out of he hospital a few hours ago, a testament to how brutal Jimmy's attack on Todd Sinclair actually was. He had to have staples to shut the wound and I believe there has to be some emotional or psychological damage, but he is indeed recovering. We've given him the night off tonight, and referees Paul Turner and Bryce Remsburg will take over for him.

Rebecca Bayless: Well what are you going to do about this situation with Jimmy Jacobs and Austin Aries? They struck Ring of Honor officials, purposely and with ill-intent. Certainly they aren't going to get off the hook because of this?

Cary rubbed his hands and cracked his fingers, thinking over his words as he slowly raised the microphone to his lips.

Cary Silken: Well they are not going to get off the hook for this. After a discussion with Commissioner Pearce and the Board of Directors, we have come to a decision. Austin Aries will be suspended two weeks, with pay. We considered not paying him, but considering the circumstances with his partner Lacey, we feel that would not be appropriate. Jimmy Jacobs on the other hand, will be suspended the next month without pay. After what he did, states are revoking his wrestling license left and right and wrestling companies are dropping him off of their payroll. We have no remorse or sympathy for Jimmy Jacobs. There are also other stipulations to his punishment---he needs to attend a psychologist daily and we will be fining him, among other things.

Cary seemed to be biting the inside of his cheek as he glared into the camera, as though he were looking Jimmy Jacobs right in the eye. Rebecca and Kyle were clearly uncomfortable, but they got Cary's attention when Kyle cleared his throat, and his expression turned back into a happy one.

Kyle Durden: There was also an incident during the Honor Rumble. Unfortunately ROH fans, we were only able to show you a few highlights, because we would need an entirely separate Video Wire just to show you them all! But I will review: The winner of the Honor Rumble would win $100,000 dollars and an ROH contract. It came down to two: Chuck Taylor and Colt Cabana. Once it came down to two, the Honor Rumble would turn into a regular pinfall or submission match up. Chuck Taylor was declared the winner after he and his girlfriend Rain cheated. What are your thoughts on this, sir? Have you decided to take any action against Chuck Taylor?

Cary Silken: Well, Kyle, my Blackberry hasn't shut up for five seconds all day since last night because people keep on e-mailing me about this issue. I don't even know some of these people either, which really scares me... but look, I know it's a big issue, but there's nothing I can do about it. There was no clause in the contract or when we set the match, that if someone were to cheat that their win would be void, or something along those lines... We underestimated Chuck Taylor's arrogance. We underestimated how low he would stoop. This match was called the Honor Rumble, after all. We kind of figured the competitors would embody HONOR to try and join the Ring of HONOR roster. But as it is, my hands are tied. There is nothing I can do. Chuck Taylor is the newest member of the roster and he will make his debut tonight in Boston.

Kyle Durden: Cary Silken, thank you for joining us. When we come back we will open the lines and give YOU, the ROH fans the chance to have your voice heard. Ask a question, give a comment---anything you want! But right now, we're going to hand it over to our EVIL Backstage Correspondent, Ultramantis Black! Mantis, how are you feeling tonight?

The screen split into two and Ultramantis Black was shown backstage, holding the back of his neck clearly in pain.

Ultramantis Black: How do you think I am feeling?! That damned Bison Smith powerbombed me through a table! I have Icy Hot patches all over my body! I have been popping pills like M&M's! I have been to the Emergancy Room twice---BUT THEY DON'T TREAT PRAYING MANTISES! That's racist!

Rebecca Bayless: Well, U.M.B., we are very sorry to hear that you are in a little bit of pain---

Ultramantis Black: A LITTLE?! I would like to see Bison Smith Powerbomb your little body through a table and see how you would feel, Rebecca! But anyway, I am here backstage with Jerry Lynn. Jerry, how are you feeling today? ANY BETTER THAN ME?

Jerry Lynn: Considering I lost, Mantis, I'd have to say that I am feeling just about as bad as you are tonight. To make it even worse, Rhett Titus had to cheat to beat me. I can't stop thinking about it for two seconds, to the point where it makes me wanna get my hands around your scrawny little neck and show you some respect. Then I'd show your little buddy Kenny King some respect too.

Mantis suddenly let out a terrible scream and bent down on all fours, holding his back. He screamed for a full ten seconds, his voice echoing throughout the entire backstage area. Finally he pulled out what appeared to be a Daffy Duck Pez dispenser from his track jacket pockets and popped what was most certainly not a Pez candy or a Tic Tac. He then straightened up and talked in his "calm" voice, apparently back to normal.

Ultramantis Black: Well, Jerry, Rhett Titus did get the best of you, with help from his friend Kenny King of course, but tonight you will have the chance to get some revenge! AH! Beautiful... sweet... spicy... savory REVENGE! Tonight you team with the Gun For Hire Brent Albright! How in the world did you get Brent Albright to team with you? Recently he has gone back to his old waaaaays. He only wants cash---COLD HARD CASH---if you want his business, so to speak.

???: How?

Ultramantis jumped out of his skin and turned to see Brent Albright.

Ultramantis Black: DO NOT SURPRISE ME! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M IN A DELICATE CONDITION?!

Brent Albright: ...Shut up... Look, you asked how he got me to tag with him. The thing is, he didn't even need to ask. The locker room doesn't respect Jerry Lynn. They think that they are the future and they don't owe Jerry anything, not even their respect. It's bullshit, 'ya know?! Jerry Lynn was one of the finest competitors of his time, and you know what, he still is! So when I heard that management had set him up a tag team match with the YRR and he needed a partner, I jumped at the opportunity. Jerry doesn't need to name no price, he doesn't need to say no words! I'm here to help him teach those YRR punks some respect.

Ultramantis Black: Well there you have it, humanoid companionship, isn't that just... DISGUSTING?! Back to you, Kyle!

We returned to the ring where Rebecca and Kyle were rolling their eyes in annoyance at Ultramantis Black. The guest stool had been moved in front of them and a telephone sat where Cary Silken had moments before.

Kyle Durden: Thank you, U.M.B., for that... interesting... reporting. At this time we are taking your calls! First ever caller on the new and improved ROH Video Wire, can you hear me?

Video Wire Caller #1: Yeah I can hear you.

Rebecca Bayless: Well thank you for calling in. Who are we speaking with, what's your name?

Video Wire Caller #1: My name is Jimmy.

Rebecca Bayless: Okay, Jimmy, shoot! Do you have anything you'd like to ask or say?

Video Wire Caller #1: I would just like to ask Cary Silken if he really thinks that that's going to work.

Kyle and Rebecca glanced at each other, their eyebrows raised.

Kyle Durden: Could you be a little more clear? We don't understand.

Video Wire Caller #1: Does he really think that suspensions, a shrink, and a couple of fines are going to work?

Kyle and Rebecca once again glanced at each other, confused. Then Rebecca clasped her hand over her mouths, making Kyle look even more bewildered. Rebecca slipped off her stool and leaned into the phone.

Rebecca Bayless: Wait, is this Jimmy Jacobs?

There was silence for a few moments.

Video Wire Caller #1: Thanks for the vacation, Cary.

The line went dead as the phone on the other end of the line was slammed down. Rebecca stared at Kyle who looked at the phone with a rather amused expression.

Kyle Durden: Guess we better start screening our callers, eh? Uh anyway, last night Kevin Steen and El Generico beat Roderick Strong and Erick Stevens in an excellent non-title match. The real story here though is that before the match even began, Jack Evans made his return to Ring of Honor.

Rebecca Bayless: But he wasn't alone.

Kyle Durden: That's right, Rebecca, because TEDDY HART also made his return to Ring of Honor. The two of them stood on the entrance way and watched the match. They did nothing wrong, they just stood and observed. However it was clear that Kevin Steen was not comfortable with their appearance at Reborn. Well last night after the show, Steen confronted Evans and Hart and here we have the official footage...

The Video Wire logo appeared and flashed as footage from last night aired. First was a recap, with Steen and Generico making their entrance and entering the ring, then turning and finding Jack Evans and Teddy Hart on the rampway. Highlights of the match were shown, with Generico nailing the BRAINBUSTAAAH then covering Strong, as Stevens was forced to watch his partner pinned, unable to help him out when he was locked in the Sharpshooter from Kevin Steen.

Jack Evans and Teddy Hart were then shown joking around on a sofa. They then jumped up in defense as Kevin Steen and El Generico appeared, Steen trying to get at them and Generico trying as hard as he could to stop him.

Kevin Steen: What in the hell was that about?!

Jack Evans: Eeeeasy, Canadian Bacon. Erm... No offense.

Teddy shrugged and laughed with Jack as Steen struggled with Generico to get at them even more.

Teddy Hart: Hey, that was a nice Sharpshooter, man. I'd say it was almost as good as the original.

Kevin Steen: Justtellmewhatyouweredoingoutthere!

Jack wiped some spit off of his face and then struggled to get it off of his hands.

Teddy Hart: Did you get any of that?

Jack Evans: Nope.

Kevin Steen: Why were you out there during our match?!

Jack and Teddy sighed, then seeing as how Generico was doing a pretty good job of restraining Kevin Steen, decided to take a seat back on the sofa. They leaned back and grinned widely, making Steen even more pissed off.

Jack Evans: Look man, relax. We were just out there scouting. We've been in Mexico for the past year, yo, we don't exactly have any access to your recent work. It's the stone age down there, yo, no DVDs anywhere. Understand? We were just seeing what 'ya got. That's all.

Kevin Steen: Shut up, Jack! So are you two in ROH now or what?

Teddy rolled his eyes and crossed his legs, using the palms of his hands behind his head as a pillow.

Teddy Hart: Obviously...

Kevin Steen: Well Teddy, I hope you'll last longer than last time so I can get my hands on you before you screw it up again!

Teddy jumped up and tried to get at Steen, but Jack grabbed him by around the waist and pulled him back. For a moment Steen and Teddy had their hands on one another, but Jack made the rescue just in time.

Teddy Hart: You shut your mouth, do you have any idea who I am? I'm a Hart, damn it!

Kevin Steen: Well they must have mixed you up with another baby at the hospital because---

But we didn't get to hear Steen finish it, because Teddy launced himself at Steen. For a moment he had broken free from Jack, but Generico gave Steen one great push and Jack was able to get to Teddy before it would break out into an all out brawl.

Teddy Hart: Ooooh shit! You've just made a big mistake, fat boy! Because people who mess around with Harts never end up being the same after we're done with them!

Kevin Steen: Again, man, I think they must have mixed you up at the---

Teddy once again tried to get after Steen but Jack had a firm clasp around his waist. Steen was laughing now as Teddy was fuming and shaking in Jack's arms.

Teddy Hart: If you were a MAN, you would put those titles on the line and face us in Boston!

Kevin Steen: Teddy, are you on crack? This is your problem---you think that you get to make the rules. Look at you! You haven't been in ROH for one night and you're already causing a problem! You're pathetic, you know that? Look, we are the ROH World Tag Team Champions. These are the most prestigious tag belts in the world, making us the best tag team in professional wrestling. Do you think we're about to give a team at the very bottom of the barrel a shot? You gotta be kidding me!

Teddy Hart: Just as I thought! You're scared of us!

Jack Evans: Man, Teddy, would you shut up? We can face them later, yo.

Teddy Hart: No, Jack! We are the best tag team in the world, not them! We should be holding those titles!

Steen's grin stretched from ear to ear as he watched Teddy struggle. Generico was still holding Steen back, even though Steen was standing still.

Kevin Steen: Look, tomorrow there's a Four Corner Survival. Four members from four teams will compete to try and get a shot at our titles later in the same night. If I remember right, there's still one spot open! So what do you say Teddy? Maybe you or Jack can get into the match if you beg Cary enough. I mean that is how you got your job back, right? Begging like a dog?

Teddy let out a scream and launched himself at Steen once again, breaking free from Jack and stumbling to the ground. He got back up and gathered himself on his feet, then tried to get at Steen once again. This time it was a group of students from the ROH Wrestling School that stopped him in his tracks, separating Teddy from Steen.

Kevin Steen: BARK! BARK! BARK!

Teddy was led away by Jack and the students as the segment ended with Steen laughing his ass off. We returned to ringside, where Kyle Durden and Rebecca Bayless were setting up for another call.

Kyle Durden: That has the makings of a full-blown feud.

Rebecca Bayless: You're right there, Kyle. Two hot-headed guys like Kevin Steen and Teddy Hart and a battle over the titles---that has the opportunity to boil over real fast. Well right now we will be taking our final call. Caller, can you hear us?

Video Wire Caller #2: Loud and clear, Rebecca.

Kyle Durden: Good, now what's your name?

Video Wire Caller #2: My name is Joe. Uh can you tell me the card for tonight's show in Boston? I can't find it anywhere on the website.

Rebecca Bayless: Sure, Joe! We were actually about to go over that to end the show. Stay tuned and we'll announce the matches real soon, okay?

Video Wire Caller #2: Okay.

Kyle glanced at Rebecca and shrugged his shoulders.

Kyle Durden: Well we still have time for one more caller. What do you say, Rebecca?

Rebecca Bayless: Fine by me.

Kyle Durden: Caller number three, can you hear me?

Video Wire Caller #3: Uhh yeah, is dis dat damn Pizza Hut?

Rebecca Bayless: Erm, no. This is the ROH Video Wire.

Video Wire Caller #3: Oh really? Ah damn it, Mark, you give me da wrong number, damn it! Yo, Steen and Generico, y'all boys better MAN UP! We gonna win dat Four Corner Survival then take dem belts back to Sandy Fork! MAN UP!

Kyle and Rebecca sighed, Rebecca with her face against her hand in annoyance.

Rebecca Bayless: Still have time for one more caller! Caller number four, can you hear me?

Video Wire Caller #4: MAN UP, BOY.

Kyle growled and unplugged the wire from the phone, then upended the stool. He sighed and shook his head, fixed his shirt and tie, then sat down next to Rebecca.

Kyle Durden: Let's just go over the card for Boston, shall we?

Rebecca Bayless: Yep, fine by me. Tonight in Boston, KENTA will make his return to the United States when he takes on Delirious. KENTA has been gone from Ring of Honor for over a year now, will he be able to keep up with the improved talent in ROH? He'll get his chance to prove he can against Delirious!

Kyle Durden: Chuck Taylor will make his debut against Alex "Sugerfoot" Payne. Chuck competed in the Honor Rumble for well over an honor, will he be too exhausted to even be able to compete? We'll find out!

Rebecca Bayless: Jerry Lynn will get his opportunity to get some revenge on Rhett Titus and Kenny King when he teams up with Brent Albright to face the YRR! Lynn and King sent in a voice mail to the ROH offices, with King saying Lynn was too old and washed up to keep up with the future superstars of Ring of Honor. Is Kenny King right? Is Jerry Lynn too old to be in Ring of Honor? He wants to prove them wrong!

Kyle Durden: Claudio Castagnoli will face Bryan Danielson. Every time these men have locked horns, we've seen incredible matches. These are two of the best technical wrestlers in the world and two of the best in Ring of Honor. These two want their next chance at the ROH World Title. A win here would put them into contention!

Rebecca Bayless: Human Tornado has made the challenge and Nigel McGuinness has accepted! Nigel will take on Human Tornado for the ROH World Championship. Nigel believes Tornado will be a simple warm up for his upcoming title match with KENTA, but Tornado wants to prove Nigel wrong and prove to everyone else that he belongs in Ring of Honor.

Kyle Durden: And finally a Four Corner Survival will decide the main event of the evening! Already competing in the match are Eddie Edwards, Erick Stevens, and Jay Briscoe. There is one spot remaining and The New Hart Foundation wants it. Will Teddy and Jack be able to secure a spot in the match? The winner of the Four Corner Survival will have their team face the World Tag Team Champions Kevin Steen and El Generico for the titles on the same night!

Rebecca Bayless: And there you have it! Tonight's show in Boston is shaping up to be a great one. We hope for a good turn out and we can't wait to see you all here. Thanks for watching the new and improved ROH Video Wire!

The Video Wire music began as credits rolled and our hosts began exiting the ring. Kyle held open the ropes for Rebecca and they went to the back as the screen faded to black.

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CM/Dash note: Yo playboys, Prime dropping in. First time I've posted something actually in here involving our diary, though I contribute to others. I just hate mark-up to note. Why do you think Venom was co-moderator :P (well, besides fact we honestly do get along, but not the point.)

Newswire For The Week of March 11th
March 11, 2009

After the FIP Championship Triple Threat, Austin Aries, Jimmy Jacobs, and Tyler Black are all out from this show. With Black reigning supreme over his former friends and enemies, Black is moving forward towards ROH World Championship and defending spot as FIP Championship. When ROH tried to speak with Aries, he blew off everyone while Jacobs has not been seen since the match. Ageofthefall.com has gone down since as well.

After previous week encounter between Human Tornado and ROH World Champion Nigel McGuinness, a ROH World Championship Match has been approved since Nigel challenged Tornado to the match. Human Tornado is something he has yet to fact in ROH and his unorthodox style may throw Nigel off, but Nigel is not ROH World Champ for nothing and has been known for dominating for over a year now.

Pro Wrestling NOAH star KENTA shall be making his return to Ring of Honor for the 1st time in over a year. KENTA has shot for ROH World Championship and shall be facing the winner of McGuinness/Tornado at ROH Sigma event. He shall be competing against Jacob's personal monster Delirious. Delirious will be going things alone as Jacobs is currently out on suspension and was fined after his attack on referee during the FIP Championship match.

Jerry Lynn may have his chance to get vengeance for his defeat to Rhett Titus now that he'll be facing both Titus and his tag team partner, Kenny King, in a tag team contest. Adam Pearce has booked the match saying that "If Lynn really wants to get back at those boys for beating him, then I'll give him the opportunity. He just better hope he can find a partner unless he wants this to be a Handicap match. It'll already be hard enough even with a partner for him to beat The Young, Rich, and Ready for Action." Lynn has found a partner, or to say, a partner found him as Brent Albright stepped up to bat. Will the combined forces of Brent Albright and Jerry Lynn be able to defeat the Young, Rich, and Ready for Action or will the young tag team continue establishing names here in ROH?

Chucky T is in ROH to stay. Despite his controversial win over Colt Cabana, he is now part of ROH's main roster. He'll be officially debuting as roster member on tonight's show. Both fans and wrestlers are upset with Chuck's antics and this may reflect in ring during his debut.

Commissioner Pearce has decided on two matches on card involving ROH's World Tag Team Division. The first shall be a Four Corner Survival with the winner taking his team into main event against Kevin Steen and El Generico for World Tag Team Championship. For Strong/Stevens, Erick Stevens has stepped up to represent the two, wanting to make up for the previous lost last week. Briscoe Brothers will be represented by Jay Briscoe as Mark is still recovering from previous injuries. American Wolves have gotten a spot after the 6-Man Tag victory. Sweeney is sending in Edwards to prove why he is the greatest superstar of the next generation. Final spot is still open. Hart Foundation 2.0 are well-known contenders for spot and has been opened up for them. Kingston and Deepsey have also shown entrance in spot. Irish Airborne could possibly looking to make name as well while it is open as well for visiting tag teams from other companies such as NOAH, Dragon Gate, PWG, and many other.

Castagnoli has spoken on getting past his lost last week from Necro Butcher and moving forward. "I can't dwell in the past. Just like money, you win some, you lose some, but at in the end, I walk away with more then everyone else. And I'll be doing just that in the ring as well." Castagnoli better hope he is not cashing a check that can't back up his mouth as he'll be facing his old rival "American Dragon" Bryan Danielson. Danielson lost towards Castagnoli's former friend Chris Hero and his allies in Sour and Sweet Inc. With both of them recovering from losses, who shall be the one to get back on the winning side?

ROH officials are currently in negotiation for a tour alongside cross-promotional shows with one PPV deal during the tour. Look forward towards more details.


Ring of Honor Poll
Performance Rating

-Ring of Honor would like to see what people think of the current product, things they'd like to change, add, take away, etc.

Who do you think shall be next ROH World Champion?

-Human Tornado
-KENTA
-Other; if so, who?

Who would you like to see featured in next Straight Shotting Series?

- Larry Sweeney
- Claudio Castagnoli
- Jimmy Jacobs
- Tyler Black
- Other; if so, who?

If ROH was a horror movie, who would die first?

- Human Tornado because he is black
- Jimmy Jacobs while crying in the corner
- Larry Sweeney when trying to steal treasure
- Bobby Deepsey since he can't outrun the killer
-Other; insert your own reason and wrestler

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Forgive us for the lateness of some things, it can be a tad hard to get together online at times and transferring it between the two sites can be a bit time-consuming. We look forward to your comments to Reborn Pt. 3, the Video Wire, and the Newswire real soon and we hope you enjoy!

We'll be working on Free Admission (Just Kidding!) real soon, so stay tuned.

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To note, if you wish to contact us, I'm open on my MSN messenger,
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Fans cheered and screamed as ROH's intro music played throughout the Case Gym as Ring of Honor staff filed into the building. Cameramen took their positions around the ring as Lenny Leonard and a timekeeper took seats at the announce table. Dave Prazak, shortly behind Leonard, took a microphone off the table and smirked down at Leonard as he joined referee Bryce Remsburg and ring announcer Bobby Cruise in the ring. The college students died down as Prazak readied himself to speak.

Dave Prazak: WELCOME TO... RING... OF... HONOR!!!

But the fans couldn't help themselves. They cheered once more, enjoying the ROH Live experience as much as they could before they would have to return to class in a couple of days.

Dave Prazak: Here in Boston we have a hell of a show in store for you, so buckle your seat belts---and no, sir, there are no actual seat belts---because you are about to experience Ring of Honor LIIIVE! Also, for any inquiries or lawsuits regarding the name of tonight's show, please contact Cary Silken. In tonight's main event we have---

But suddenly Prazak was cut off by a huge commotion near the entrances. The distraction was big enough that the cameras craned over to the doors where a nearly-perfectly-disguised Colt Cabana entered the building. Blending in with the frat boys with a striped-polo shirt and tan cargo shorts, he also wore Groucho Glasses and a top hat. Though the last two articles of clothing may have ruined his disguise.

The crowd chanted his name as he stood in the crowd for a moment, reaching into his pocket and looking down at a slip of paper. He then approached a security guard regarding the piece of paper, who pointed Colt over to an empty chair in the front row of Section C. As he made his way over, he looked around at the fans with a confused look on his face.

Dave Prazak: Colt Cabana?! What are you doing here?

Colt squeezed through the aisle as fans continued to chant his name, then took his seat and looked around the arena with an amused expression on his face. Dave Prazak entered the ring and approached Cabana with the microphone.

Dave Prazak: Colt Cabana, what are you doing here?

Colt looked up as Prazak handed him the microphone. Colt took the mic and spoke, but his voice wasn't heard over the system speakers. Dave took the mic and turned it back on, to which Colt patted himself on the head for his "stupidity," which nearly knocked his top hat off.

Colt Cabana: Who is this Colt Cabana person you are referring to?

Dave Prazak: Erm... you...

Colt Cabana: Who?

Dave Prazak: You.

Colt Cabana: Me? Who? You?

Dave Prazak: DAMN IT, COLT CABANA, TELL US WHY YOU ARE HERE.

Colt leaned back in his chair, nearly falling back when he leaned back too far. He crossed his arms and he titled his head back and forth as he looked up at Dave.

Colt Cabana: Sorry, I do not know who this Colt Cabana person guy is. This is my first ever ROH show, you see? I'm a Batista fan, myself.

Some fans laughed and others booed.

Dave Prazak: Colt, you aren't fooling anyone.

Colt Cabana: These aren't the droids you're looking for........ Wakka Wakka. A
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damn it, I just gave it away there at the end, didn't I?

Dave Prazak: Good, now let's cut these shenanigans---

Colt then yanked the microphone away from Prazak, standing up and nearly tumbling over the guardrail as his tophat spilled over onto the ground.

Colt Cabana: SHENANIGANS~!

Prazak sighed and squeezed the flesh of his forehead together in frustration as the fans continued to laugh along with Classic Colt Cabana.

Dave Prazak: Why are you here in Boston? You lost last night, Colt, you're not supposed to be here. Chuck Taylor won, not you... And why are you wearing a ridiculous disguise?

Colt Cabana: I am here as a fan, simple as that. When I was gone from ROH, I still bought ROH DVDs and followed the latest news, and since it looks like my hiatus from Ring of Honor is going to continue, I'm going to keep on being a fan. Only difference is now I can start going to the shows. So, I bought my ticket and here I am. At intermission I'm gonna buy a popcorn and a Pepsi, then I'm gonna pee with all the other fans. That's what us fans do, right?

The fans cheered.

Colt Cabana: Oh and as for this disguise, that was a rather insulting remark, Dave. I'll have you know that I found this masterful disguise in the closet of Mrs. McGuinness.

The fans laughed hard as Colt twirled the fake mustache around his finger.

Colt Cabana: Weird thing is though, I found it in with all of her casual wear! Erm, anyway, Dave, I'm here as a fan. I've always been a Ring of Honor fan and I always will be a Ring of Honor fan. Comprende?

Dave sighed once more, shaking his head as he took the microphone back.

Dave Prazak: Well as long as you will only be here as a fan, and not do anything a fan is not supposed to do, I guess you should be fine. Comprende? Security, watch him. "Classic" Colt Cabana, everyone.

The fans cheered and applauded as Colt bowed around at the crowd. Prazak walked around the ring and tossed the microphone up into the ring to Bobby Cruise who caught and brandished it, as Prazak took his seat beside Leonard at the announce table.

The lights dimmed and flashed as Lynyrd Skynyrd's Gimme Back My Bullets hit, bringing the crowd to its feet as Jay Briscoe made his entrance, accompanied by brother Mark who sipped a beer as he followed him around ringside. Jay and Mark went around, high-fiving the first couple of row of fans then paused when they reached Colt. Colt raised his hands and put on a goofy face as Jay and Mark looked around at the other fans, asking them what they should do. They made up their mind and clapped him hard on the palm of the hand, bringing more cheers as they hit the ring and posed on the turnbuckles.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! AIN'T NO DOUBT ABOUT IT, BABY!

The crowd groaned and immediately the sound of nearly 1,000 asses meeting their chairs went up as the American Wolves accompanied by Larry Sweeney made their entrance. Davey Richards patted Eddie Edwards on the back and massaged his shoulders, preparing and relaxing his partner for the match as he leaned into whisper some last-moment advice and strategy in his ear. Sweeney was on the other side of the ringside area yapping away on his bluetooth headset.

Cowboys From Hell blasted through the arena as Erick Stevens made his entrance, clapping fans hard on the hands as Roderick Strong followed closely behind. Erick leapt up onto the ring apron and pumped his fist as Roderick, like Davey, leaned in and whispered some last-moment advice and strategy. Stevens entered through the ropes and backed Eddie Edwards out of his corner, then took the same corner and glared across the ring at Jay and Eddie.

It was time for the vacant spot to be revealed. There was silence for a few moments as the crowd waited in anticipation. Papoose's You Ain't Nice hit the sound systems and several fans registered who was coming out to the barely-familiar theme. Out came, you guessed it, Jack Evans and Teddy Hart---The New Hart Foundation.

There was a mixed reaction as Jack and Teddy taunted on the entrance stage then made their way around ringside. They handed out no high fives, instead they gave away free smug mugs and lip curls. Jack and Teddy entered the ring, Teddy taunting on the turnbuckles as Jack break danced in the center. The flashing lights and music stopped as Jack taunted Erick Stevens with a crotch chop after an intricate display of his SKILLZ, or whatever they're called, forcing Bryce Remsburg to try and stop a man more than one hundred pounds heavier than him from getting at Jack and Teddy. Teddy exited the ring as Jack threw off his ring jacket and Bobby Cruise went around the ring making the official introductions.

Bobby Cruise: And finally, representing The New Hart Foundation... From Par---

But suddenly Teddy sprang up onto the apron and whispered into Jack's ears. Jack retracted and looked at Teddy with a raised eyebrow. Teddy whispered once again and Jack took a moment to stare at his partner. Jack then shrugged and patted Teddy on the Hart Foundation members swapped, with Jack out at ringside and the third-generation Teddy Hart in the ring.

Bobby Cruise: Errr, I mean, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada... weighing 195 pounds... Representing The New Hart Foundation: Teddy Hart!

Teddy raised his arms as the crowd gave him a collective chorus of boos. Teddy lowered his arms and winked at the fans, not exactly earning him any new fans.

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The match started off at a fiery pace, with all four men meeting in the center and exchanging rights and lefts, all for a chance to become the next ROH World Tag Team Champions. Jay Briscoe and Teddy Hart pounded away at one another while Eddie Edwards and Stevens dished out damage to one another as well. Briscoe and Stevens began to get the upper hand, backing Hart and Edwards back into the ropes. Briscoe and Stevens charged and clotheslined Hart and Edwards out of the ring, receiving cheers from the crowd. However, Stevens made the mistake to take a moment and basque in the crowd's cheers and paid for it. Jay grabbed Stevens and dumped him out over the top rope, joining the other three men on the arena floor. Jay Briscoe hit the ropes for momentum and dove over the top rope in one great leap for a huge plancha, taking down the other three participants like dominoes! The fans cheered and chanted ROH, Colt Cabana joining in with the crowd as the wrestlers slowly stumbled to their feet as their partners shouted advice and encouragement at them. Four Corner Survival rules dictate that only two men can be in the ring at a time, so Eddie Edwards and Jay Briscoe, the first two back in the ring were unofficially declared the legal men. Edwards and Briscoe started off with a forearm exchange as Hart and Stevens pulled themselves onto the apron, pained expressions on their faces. Jay once again had the advantage over Eddie Edwards in the striking department, but Edwards caught him with a solebutt to the gut that stopped Briscoe right in his tracks. Edwards heaved Briscoe up onto his shoulders and took a page out of Chris Hero's book by slinging him back down to the ground in a whiplash-like motion. He then hit the ropes and nailed a forceful legdrop, but was only able to get a one count. On the outside, Larry Sweeney and Davey Richards shouted to "work him down and wear him out," so Edwards applied a front facelock. Edwards used his weight and positioning to add more pressure to the hold, bridging up and using his own weight against Jay Briscoe. So this meant that Jay had to carry his and Eddie's weight to get to his feet, but somehow he was able to and he battled out with a couple of elbows to the gut. He hit the ropes but Eddie Edwards caught Briscoe low (perhaps a little too low) with a Kitchen Sink knee lift that sent Briscoe flipping forwards. Edwards then capitalized with three painful kicks to the back then went right back to wearing him down, this time with a side headlock to prevent any lungs from going into Jay's body. Mark riled up his brother with chants of "MAN UP" which the crowd was more than happy to chime in with. Jay battled to his feet but Edwards kept the hold locked in, grapevining the Briscoe when he got on his feet. Jay needed air desperately so he slammed Edwards back first into the corner, momentarily breaking the hold. However Jay only had a few seconds to get some air, because Edwards was right back on him with a sleeper, sending Jay Briscoe tumbling to the ground. Paul Turner checked on Jay, asking him if he wanted to give up. When Jay didn't respond, Paul lifted his arm into the air and dropped it, which hit the ground with no resistance at all. Paul patted Jay on the arm, getting no response back. He lifted the arm once more and dropped it, and the sound of Jay's arm hitting the mat was heard throughout the arena. The crowd began to get riled up as they cheered Jay on and Paul lifted Jay's arm for the final time. He dropped it and just before it hit the mat, Jay came to and stopped it in mid air. The crowd exploded in cheers and chants of "MAN UP" went up once again. Jay battled out with two elbows and broke the hold, then tried to hit the ropes for momentum, but Eddie Edwards had other plans. He yanked Jay by the back of his shorts right back into his clutches and into the sleeper hold, which made Larry Sweeney and Davey Richards two very happy men on the outside. But this time around Jay wasn't going to let the sleeper hold set in, and he swung Edwards off with a jerking motion. Edwards went spilling to the canvas, and stumbled to his feet off-balance when he was met with a huge Lariat! Edwards was sent head over heels as Jay crawled over to the corner of Erick Stevens. Erick outstretched his hand and slapped Jay's wrist the next moment, making him the new legal man. Back in the ring, Edwards was crawling over towards Teddy Hart who was dying to get in the ring. Stevens jumped in and ran across the ring, grabbing Eddie Edwards around the waist as he made one last lunge to tag out to Teddy Hart. Before he could though, Erick Stevens sent him flying back with a release German Suplex! Erick lifted a motionless Eddie Edwards and nailed the Doctor Bomb for the 1... 2... 3! Bobby Cruise: Eddie Edwards has been eliminated! Sweeney and Richards were shocked, with Sweeney having handfuls of his orange curls and Richards with his hand over his gaping mouth. Turner rolled a dazed Eddie Edwards out to the apron where Edwards attempted to roll out into Davey's arms, however Davey didn't even attempt to catch him so instead he crashed to the floor. Sweeney and Richards left, shaking their heads in disappointment as Edwards crawled after them, holding his back in pain. Back in the ring, Teddy Hart was the new legal man and he tried to score the quick upset with a roll up on a distracted-Erick Stevens, but Stevens was able to catch himself at the last moment and kick out. With a boot to the gut, Teddy tried to lift Stevens up for a move but Erick Stevens was far too heavy for Hart. Teddy booted Erick in the gut once more and hit the ropes for momentum, flipping over a doubled over Erick Stevens for a sunset flip attempt, but Stevens wouldn't budge. Instead, Stevens deadlifted Teddy Hart back up onto his feet. Suddenly, the crowd got to its feet and booed as Jack Evans sprang up on the apron, talking trash at Erick Stevens. Paul Turner responded quickly and told Jack to get down, giving his partner just enough time to escape from Erick's grasp and give him a low blow without the referee seeing. Stevens fell to the canvas in pain as Teddy Hart hit the top rope for his finishing Hart Attack Shooting Star Press! The crowd booed as Paul Turner counted 1... 2... 3. Bobby Cruise: Erick Stevens has been eliminated! "*bleep* YOU TEDDY!" "*bleep* YOU TEDDY!" Roderick Strong was just as angry as the fans, and he chased Jack Evans around ringside until Jack leapt over the guardrails and hid in the crowd. Roderick cursed under his breath as he helped his partner Erick Stevens to the back. Back in the ring, it was now down to two: Jay Briscoe and Teddy Hart, representing the Briscoes and The New Hart Foundation. They had a stare off, Teddy and Jay glaring at one another and going nose-to-nose before they began exchanging rights. Jay once again gained the upperhand, proving all those bar fights had paid off. Teddy was Irish Whipped off the ropes as Jay charged for a decapitating Lariat. Teddy was able to duck just in time as he leapt up onto the ropes for a springboard attack. He flipped back to try and land on the Briscoe, but Jay was able to slide under just in time. He went for another Lariat but Teddy threw himself to the floor to avoid it. When Briscoe turned, Teddy had leapt back to his feet and nailed him with a kick, sending him to the arena floor. Teddy took one deep breath and measured Jay Briscoe as he tried to find his grip on the top ring rope. He then leapt over the top rope, faking Jay Briscoe out and making him flinch. Teddy then met Briscoe with a boot to the head, leapt up onto the second rope and sprang back for a huge Asai Moonsault! The crowd couldn't help but chant "ROH," even for Teddy Hart. Jay Briscoe was crushed from under Teddy's weight and momentum, and Teddy was sent flying over the guardrail and into the crowd after he connected with Briscoe. Jack helped pick his partner out of the crowd and slide him into the ring, which got him another warning from Paul Turner who was getting tired of his extracurricular activities. Mark patted Jay on the back and told him to get up. Jay staggered to his feet as Paul Turner made the count in the ring, reaching fourteen when Jay Briscoe fell back down. Mark reached into his pocket, pulling out another beer. He looked around, helplessly, then turned to the guardrails with a smile on his face. He placed the cap of the beer on the edge of the guardrail then used it as a bottle opener! He tossed away the cap then shoved the beer into Jay's mouth, and as though beer was Jay's version of spinach for Popeye, Jay sprang back into life and hit the ring, going to house on Teddy Hart! Jay sent Teddy flying off the ropes and nailed him with a shoulder block, then another, and then another! He booted Teddy in the gut and called to the crowd "JAY DRILLER TIME, MOTHER ----ERS!" Jay butterflied the arms and tried to lift Teddy up for the finish, but Teddy struggled and kicked. Jay tried to lift him two more times, but eventually Teddy was able to break free when one of his flailing legs caught Jay in the face. Teddy hit the ropes and sprang back with a twisting kick, bringing both men down to the ground and taking the match to a standstill. With both men on the ground, Paul Turner would usually make the ten count, but since this match had to have a winner, he let it go on. Eventually both men staggered to their feet, and it appeared that Jay was the worse for wear. Teddy lifted Jay up for a Powerbomb, then dropped him straight on his knees to ooh's and ahh's from the crowd, and a shout of "OWW SHIT!" from Jay Briscoe who was on the receiving end. Jay rolled over, holding his back in pain as Teddy went for the cover. 1... 2... KICK OUT! The crowd cheered and chanted for Jay Briscoe to keep on fighting. Teddy lifted Jay back up and slammed him back down, more for ring positioning than damage. He went to the top rope and measured Jay on the mat below, then dove off for the diving headbutt, but Jay caught him with a raised boot! Teddy was dazed from the blow and it gave Jay Briscoe the time he needed to get back to his feet, butterfly the arms, and nail the Jay Driller Underhook Piledriver for the 1... 2... 3! To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 20 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Winner at 19:54 via pinfall: Jay Briscoe

The crowd cheered and chanted "BRISCOES" and "MAN UP" as Mark hit the ring to celebrate with his brother, who didn't seem to realize that he had even won. When Mark broke the news to him and Bobby Cruise announced the official result, Jay popped up with his arms raised and a shocked look on his face. He slapped his brother's chest and shouted "MAN UP" and Mark did the same to Jay. They told the crowd that they were going to get back their titles as they exited the arena, their heads held high and wide grins on their faces. Back in the ring, Jack entered the ring to check on Teddy, a very disappointed look on his face. Backstage, we saw Kevin Steen and El Generico watching the match on a monitor, Steen laughing his ass off at The New Hart Foundation's expense.

Back in the arena, Teddy and Jack had exited the ring with Jack trying to calm Teddy down, who was fuming and raging. He kicked away at the guardrails in frustration then tossed the curtain open, nearly ripping it off in his anger.

We went backstage and found backstage interviewer Kyle Durden standing by with Nigel McGuinness and Human Tornado. McGuinness was wearing a wide smile on his face to go along with his gleaming ROH World Championship belt, snug t-shirt, pointy bleach spikes, and swanky sunglasses. Tornado was wearing a flashy purple suit with a "TORNADO" headband around his neck, a purple comb in his fro, and highly-polished dance shoes. Nigel watched him with an amused look on his face as Kyle, in dingy clothes and the look of years and years of social awkwardness on his face.

Kyle Durden: Ladies and gentlemen, we are only a couple of hours away from the huge Ring of Honor World Championship match tonight, where this man, Nigel McGuinness will defend his belt against the challenger Human Tornado. Now I would like to speak with the challenger first. Tornado, how---

But Nigel cut him off and directed Kyle's arm towards him. He then adjusted Kyle's arm and raised it towards his mouth, beginning to speak. Then when Kyle's arm jerked downward, he yanked it back up and held it there.

Nigel McGuinness: Where are your manners, Turden? Didn't "Interviewing School" teach you that the champion gets to speak first? Apparently not. Well tonight tonight, I have the wonderful pleasure of welcoming the Human Tornado back to Ring of Honor as I put my ROH World Championship on the line. Tornado here believes he can beat me, but if we want to be realistic, we all know that this one will be over nice and quick, so I can head out to my after party at---

But Tornado yanked Kyle Durden's arm (and microphone) away from Nigel and began to speak, jabbing his finger in Nigel's direction.

Human Tornado: You're awfully confident, Nigel. You think that just because so many people doubt me that you're going to have an easy night tonight, but you're wrong. As a matter of fact, if I can remember correctly, no one thought that you could beat Takeshi Morishima, but that is what you did. Why is it so impossible that H-Tizzle is going to win with the huge upset? Fo real man, this is pissin' me off!

Nigel grabbed Durden's arm and lowered it back under his chin.

Nigel McGuinness: Cute. Anyway, Tizzle, you should know that I had already faced Takeshi Morishima several times. Some could say that may have made the actual victory more bitter-sweet than sweet, but I'll take whatever I can get. And as history tells us, Tornado, I've held this belt for well over a year, nearly two! That always shuts up the nay-sayers, especially when I tell them how many times I've beaten that Clamdigger Danielson. And more importantly, Tornado, you are not even close to being what 2007 Nigel McGuinness was, let alone what I am now, and by now I've ascended above and beyond what Takeshi Morishima will ever do in his career. So that thing you brought up just now is completely irrelevant to tonight's situation... I'm going to absolutely murder you out there in the ring tonight, Tornado, you don't stand a chance. You see, Tornado, tonight I'm going to, oh, what do you Americans say? Oh yes... Tonight, Human Tornado, I'm going to open up a can of whoop arse on your sorry arse!

Human Tornado: What in the hell is an arse? Ah, you know what, it don't even matter! Nigel, your confidence will be your downfall. You'll see! YOU'LL ALL SEE! And when tonight's over, ROH will now be called ROH-T... Ring of Human Tornado! HA!

And Tornado strutted away, leaving Nigel McGuinness grinning and blushing under his glasses and the look of... well... years and years of social awkwardness on Kyle Durden's face.

Nigel McGuinness: So um, how long do you think Tornado will last, Turden?

Kyle Durden: Erm, in the pool I've got him down for seven.

Nigel McGuinness: Ah we even got a little betting going on for this main event? Well I'll be sure not to disappoint then. Maybe I'll do you a favor, Kyle and just do away with him nice and quick. Well, not so much you a favor, more your wardrobe a favor, to be honest. And I suppose I'd be saving Human Tornado from anymore unnecessary pain and embarrassment.

Kyle's tongue worked around in his mouth, pressing up against his cheek as he considered what Nigel was saying.

Kyle Durden: Five-Eight would be great, Nigel. Nothing below though... Kenny King doesn't think he'll last three and Generico bet ten pesos that he wouldn't last two...

Nigel and Durden stared at one another for a moment, then Nigel rocked his head back and forth to the sides and let out a big sigh.

Nigel McGuinness: Welp... I'm bored of you, Turden. Do you do any tricks or something? I mean what is there to like about you anyway?

Shockingly, Kyle Durden didn't take this as an insult. Either that or this one was so routine that it didn't have much of a sting.

Kyle Durden: I can... uhh...

Durden took the next ten seconds thinking of something he was capable of doing, making Nigel even more bored.

Nigel McGuinness: Well nice talking to 'ya, Kyle. I'm going to go see how the preparations and decorations are going at my after party. See you.

Kyle Durden: Nigel, wait! Can I come to your party?

Nigel had already walked away but his laughter was audible on the microphones, as well as a "HELL NO!" at the end of it.

We went back ringside where the fans were hungry for more wrestling action. Always a fan-favorite, "Sugarfoot" Alex Payne got quite the response from the crowd. He went around high fiving fans before sliding into the ring and pumping a fist in the air on the ring ropes.

Getting an upgrade in the entrance music department, Chuck Taylor and Rain came rocking out to Austrian Death Machine's GET TO THE CHOPPA. Taylor and Rain were walking examples of how the two had been spending their 100,000 dollars within the past 24 hours, with Taylor decked out in new wrestling gear with an entrance track jacket, and Rain fashioning some extravagant shoes to go along with brand-new clothes. Taylor went around ringside, faking out a fan who wanted to high-five Chuck, then threatened a small child, and gave Rain a peck on the cheek as he set to enter the ring. After he turned away from Rain, however, his eyes fell on Colt Cabana.

Chuck Taylor gaped in anger and stormed over to Cabana, the crowd cheering Cabana on as he stood to his feet. Taylor and Cabana had an argument that couldn't be heard over the heavy metal music, but it was clear that Chuck didn't think Colt was allowed to be there. Colt flashed Chuck his ticket (along with a big wide grin) and Chuck was forced to enter the ring as referee Paul Turner told him to hurry up. Chuck unzipped his track jacket and handed it to Rain, then readied himself in the corner by kicking the bottom rope a few times, stretching out his arms, and throwing a few jabs all while keeping an intent watch on Cabana out of the corner of his eye.

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To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 20 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 20 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "Sugarfoot" Alex Payne versus Chuck Taylor The bell sounded and the two locked up, Taylor winning in the strength department when he shoved Sugarfoot to the ground. Taylor dominated Sugarfoot three more times, before Sugarfoot simply gave him a boot to the gut on the final lock up. Sugarfoot transitioned into a headlock, then a hammerlock, then back into a headlock, and finally into a grounded headlock, earning him cheers from the ROH crowd and frustration from Sexy Chucky T. Chuck battled to his feet and sent Sugarfoot off the ropes, but was met with a shoulder that sent him back to the ground. Sugarfoot hit the ropes once more but Chuck ducked under, then floated over. Chuck then tried to catch him with a hiptoss off the final rebound, but Sugarfoot reversed it into one of his own! The crowd cheered as Sugarfoot met Taylor with another hiptoss then two armdrags that sent Chuck to the arena floor for some time to formulate "PLAN B." Colt Cabana: SUGARFOOT! SUGARFOOT! SUGARTFOOT! SUGARFOOT! The crowd joined in with Colt and clapped along to the beat, putting a wide grin on Payne's face. Sugarfoot showed his appreciation by applauding and giving a thumbs up for the crowd. However, someone in the arena wasn't cheering on Sugarfoot at Chuck Taylor's expense... and that person was Chuck Taylor. Chuck slid into the ring and blindsided Sugarfoot, giving up on technical wrestling and instead clubbing away at Sugarfoot's back, stomping away at him on the ground, then giving him a couple of elbow drops to boot. Taylor then told them to shut up, to which Colt Cabana and the crowd responded to with even more Sugarfoot chants. Taylor lifted Sugarfoot and met him with three knife-edged chops, which couldn't even be heard over the Sugarfoot chants. Chuck sent Sugarfoot into the other corner and came charging blindly, which cost him when Sugarfoot met him with a boot. Taylor went stumbling back from the blow as Sugarfoot climbed to the top turnbuckle. Sugarfoot came diving off for a High Cross Body, but Taylor countered with a torquing Powerslam! Taylor went for the cover but Sugarfoot was able to kick out. Chuck tried to quiet down the crowd and stop Sugarfoot before he could build any momentum with a side headlock, but was unsuccessful both ways. The crowd riled Sugarfoot to his feet and sent Taylor off the ropes. Sugarfoot tried to a back body drop, but Taylor met him with a boot to his front. Sugarfoot recoiled upwards from the blow and now Taylor was sending Sugarfoot off the ropes. Taylor now went for his own back body drop, but Sugarfoot gave him his receipt when he kicked Taylor in the front! Sugarfoot charged for another attack, but Taylor was ready for him with an Overhead Belly To Belly Suplex! Sugarfoot went flying overhead and crashed into the ropes, folding him up and head over heels so that he lied face down on the mat. Taylor went to the top turnbuckle and nailed a beautiful Moonsault and went for the quick cover, but Sugarfoot was able to kickout just in time. Taylor blocked out the Sugarfoot chants which became even louder when Sugarfoot was able to kick out, and instead lifted Sugarfoot up and Powerbombed him into the corner! The air was knocked out of Sugarfoot's chest from the blow and he went rebounding right back into Chuck Taylor's clutches, who then finished Sugarfoot off with a brutal Omega Driver for the 1, 2, 3! To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 20 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Winner at 4:31 via pinfall: Chuck Taylor

The crowd groaned in disappointment as Taylor leapt to his feet in celebration. Rain joined Chuck in the ring for a collaborative dance that would have made Haruhi Suzumiya proud. Chuck then did a small victory lap around the ring before yanking a microphone off of the announce table. He laughed into the mic, earning him more jeers from the crowd.

Chuck Taylor: I... AM... THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!!

This definitely earned him an outcry of protest as the fans booed and gave Taylor the bird.

Chuck Taylor: What you all just saw was Chef Taylor giving you all a little taste of what's to come for Chucky T in Ring of Honor. And I'm like Gordan Ramsey... I'm mean and I'm foul, but what I make tastes damn good. Sugarfoot was just an example of my future victims because in the coming weeks, I'm going to flip and kick my way through ROH! Come on everyone: FLIP AND KICK! FLIP AND KICK! FLIP AND KICK!

The crowd booed Chuck instead.

Chuck Taylor: I love all of you, too. See we have a lot of celebrities here in Boston tonight to see Chuck Taylor debut in Ring of Honor. We literally had to roll out the red carpet here in Boston because so many celebs came out to see Sexy Chucky T! Look over here: IT'S PETER GRIFFIN!

Taylor pointed to a random fat guy in the front row, and the fans couldn't help but laugh at the guy's expense.

Chuck Taylor: And of course, we also have the great Scotty Goldman in attendance! Scotty, where the hell are 'ya?

The crowd cheered as Colt Cabana got to his feet and raised his hand in appreciation.

Chuck Taylor: Scotty, tell me, how is Colt Cabana doing? Because last night in New York I beat his ass all over the Hammerstein Ballroom!

The crowd booed as the smile vanished from Colt's face.

Chuck Taylor: See, Colt Cabana wanted to rejoin Ring of Honor when his other endeavors got wished luck in the future, if you know what I mean. When the Honor Rumble was announced, and that the winner would be signed to an ROH contract worth $100,000, Colt was one of he first to bite. Now that I think about it Scotty, Ring of Honor to Colt Cabana is kind of like a Rebound Girlfriend. Colt failed charming the beautiful girl at the dance and instead went home with the ugly girl with the glasses and the braces... Erm, not that I don't appreciate the $100,000 I just got from this ugly girl with the glasses and the braces!

Chuck grinned in the ring, earning him more boos from the crowd as Rain kissed him on the cheek.

Chuck Taylor: Well Colt tried and tried and tried, but he was unsuccessful in winning the Honor Rumble and it's all because of ME! I have to wonder what Colt would have done with the 100k though... Maybe he would have sent a gigantic love letter to his boyfriend CM Punk? Or maybe if he took a loan out on top of the 100k, he could actually buy himself a six pack of talent and a time machine and give the Honor Rumble another shot! Tough to be honest, Scotty, I don't know if that would have been enough for Colt. Because I think the GODS were on my side last night! It was destiny that I win the Honor Rumble! And while I go on to make more money in Ring of Honor, garner accolades and achievements, and maybe even win a couple of titles, Colt Cabana will be at home in Chicago rotting on his sofa. It's kind of sad, really... but then I remember I'm rich and have a smoking-hot girlfriend and it's all okay. Come on Rain, let's go have victory sex again!

The crowd booed as Taylor dropped the mic and carried Rain to the back, snogging with her along the way as Colt remained standing in the crowd, a furious look on his face.

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We entered a rather gloomy-looking bar, full of smoke and flickering lights. Drunken bar flings barely outweighed the number of rats crawling around in the kitchens, the wood reeked and the dust on the floor was like cotton under your shoes, and the only thing that could ever put a smile on the face of the bartender was if KISS had never cut their hair and removed their make up.

We found Necro in one of the booths, declining the services of a woman who looked to be about seventy. On the table next to a tall mug of cold frothing beer was a picture of his girlfriend and his daughter. Necro looked up as the cameras zoomed in.

Necro Butcher: This is why I fight. Not for self-glorification and fame, not for money and women, or anything else. I fight and I scratch and I claw for the two most important women in my life. I fight to put food on the table, and maybe, just maybe, I fight to make them proud of me. I don't know where life is taking me, I can't see that far. Hell, a career in death match wrestling does that to you, literally and figuratively. But I feel good, 'ya know? Like my next big opportunity is right around the corner. My stomach is tightening, my face is sweaty, and I'm constantly looking over my shoulder. I'm nervous as almighty hell, man, but I still feel good about it. I guess life has made me a tad bit pessimistic, and has taught me never to get my hopes up, but from time to time I can't help it. I feel like I have a good thing going on here in Ring of Honor at the moment... and I think all of this has to do with Ring of Honor. And I can guarantee to each and every one of you, but most importantly my two girls, that I will continue to fight every day and work harder than I ever have. Unfortunately I've been a bit immature and irresponsible in my career... but that's over. This is my time to shine, this is my redemption. I will not screw up because... because I can't screw up. Haha, you know what, I don't even know where I'm going so it would be foolish of me to jab my finger at a name on the roster and tell them that I'm coming for them, so I'm just going to make this easier for all of us. Ring of Honor, watch out. Because the Necro Butcher is coming back to punch, kick, and crawl my way to the top.

Necro had sat up, his face intense and determined and the picture tightly in his hands. When he finished speaking, he relaxed and leaned back into the seat, then set down the picture on the table top. The edges of the silver framing had cut into his hands, making small puncture wounds but he didn't care, he simply wiped his hand on his jeans and took a sip from his beer, ending his promo.

Necro Butcher: So was that good?

Rebecca Bayless: You tell me, Necro.

Necro Butcher: Yeah, it was good. Is Daizee here yet?

The pub door swung open, drowning the place in light momentarily. When the door shut there was almost a murmur of relief that made its way around the pub. It was Daizee Haze who had entered the bar, and she made her way over to Necro's booth. She sat down opposite from Necro and frowned, ignoring Necro's greeting.

Necro Butcher: Look, I've thought it all over and I've come to a decision.

Daizee leaned in forard, a look of hope in her eyes.

Necro Butcher: I'll do it.

Daizee beamed and smiled, a look of utter surprise on her face. She nearly knocked Necro's beer over when she jumped forward and yanked Necro into a hug. Necro pushed her back into her seat lightly and crossed his hands.

Necro Butcher: I will fight Delirious, but on one condition.

Daizee Haze: Condition?

Necro Butcher: I want a future ROH World Title shot.

Daizee gaped at him in disbelief.

Daizee Haze: You know I don't have that sort of pull in the back.

Necro Butcher: Yeah I know, but people like you Daizee. Surely you could do some sort of persuading and---oh my god, no, I don't mean it like that. Look, I'm just saying that a scruffy hippie like myself, with pot leaf tattoo and all going into the ROH offices isn't likely to get a title shot. Trust me, I've tried more times than I can count, otherwise I wouldn't even be asking this of you.

Daizee Haze: It's not going to work you know, but I'll see what I can do.

Necro Butcher: That's all I'm asking for. I reckon beating Delirious might open some eyes and get me into some title contention anyway. I mean I did just beat Claudio last night after all.

It was clear that Daizee was happy, but there was still a look of concern on her face.

Daizee Haze: I'm just scared that maybe this won't work. I mean we have to do this really carefully or we might make him even worse. We need to be subtle or---

Necro Butcher: Subtle? Daizee, you told me word-for-word that you wanted me to "beat some sense into him."

Daizee Haze: I know! I just don't know what to do... What if I lose him completely?

Necro sighed, shaking his head. He grabbed Daizee's hand and looked her directly in the eye, even taking his glasses off so she could see his sincerity.

Necro Butcher: I will do the best that I can, too. I'll do everything within my willpower to bring him back, away from Jimmy Jacobs.

Daizee looked at Necro and gave him a trembling smile as the scene ended and we returned ringside, where Bryan Danielson versus Claudio Castagnoli was set to begin. Normally, Queen's We Will Rock You would set the fans in attendance at any arena ablaze with cheers, but the ROH fans had a different response to this music after years of hearing it. The crowd booed in hatred as the curtain was thrown open when the song transitioned into a cool beat and Claudio Castagnoli appeared on the entrance way. Claudio was decked out in a gleaming white suit with a scarf of the red and white Switzerland colors. Claudio ignored the boos and jeers, but when the crowd went "HEEEEY" in ridicule, Claudio couldn't help but put his foot down and protest. He argued with fans the rest of the way around ringside, where he shoved Lenny Leonard off of his chair at the announce table and used the chair as a step for him to get on the apron. When he pulled himself up, he readied to shout "HEEEY" but when the crowd interrupted him, he said screw it and just got in the ring.

The lights dimmed and the crowd got to its feet in excitement as the signature Europe music began. The next moment Bryan Danielson appeared on the entrance way, his hand clenched in a tight fist. He made his way down the aisle, clapping a few fans on the hand as he kept his eyes on Claudio in the ring. He then skipped around ringside, his eyes still on Claudio. He then slid into the ring, where Claudio made his abrupt exit from the ring. Danielson leapt onto the middle rope, his air pointing in the air as the crowd sang out the lyrics: "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!"

Danielson pulled off his t-shirt and threw it away into the crowd, then told Claudio to get in the ring, in more or less words. Claudio was reluctant and nearly left the arena for good when Danielson tried to jump him on the apron. Claudio turned his back on the entrance ramp, watching as Danielson looked among the fans in disbelief. Claudio then charged back down the aisle and tried to jump Danielson, but Bryan had read him all the way and stopped him before he could even slide in. Claudio kicked the barricades in frustration as Danielson laughed in the ring. Claudio told referee Paul Turner to do his job and back Danielson into his corner so he could enter the ring. The crowd booed as Danielson was forced back so Claudio could enter unscathed. The two stared one another down across the ring, waiting for the match to begin.

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To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 20 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 20 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Special Attraction Match Claudio Castagnoli versus Bryan Danielson The bell rings and Paul Turner calls for the two men to shake hands. The "Code of Honor" has always been more of a guide, than a code or a rule book. However, the old rules that made up the code are often still implemented for big matches, and obviously this one is pretty big. Danielson made it clear that he just wanted to get the match under way, but he agreed to obey the code of honor. Danielson stepped out, offering a handshake before beginning with Paul Turner watching them both intently. Castagnoli reaches out and accepts as two shake hands in middle of ring. The crowd began to applaud the showmanship of the two, until Castagnoli pulls Dragon into a cravate. “HEY” Castagnoli yells out to crowd. Dragon smacks Castagnoli’s grip off, backhand chop, then elbow strike. Dragon starts hitting him with more elbow smashes, backing Castagnoli into ropes. Dragon irish whips, drops down and Castagnoli leaps over. Castagnoli this ropes again, but stops himself then rolls outside to gather himself. Castagnoli begins walking around as Dragon keeps eye on him, though ref blocks him from heading out afterwards. Castagnoli gets up on apron, Dragon charges forward at him, Castagnoli drops back down to the floor as Dragon hits the ropes reaching over for him. Taking advantage of the situation, Castagnoli reaches in, grabs Dragon’s legs, and pulls him down and out on to floor. Castagnoli grabs his head then delivers a Swiss Uppercut. Dragon stunned and slumps back against apron. Keeping his advantage, Claudio goes to slam his head on the apron, but Dragon blocks. He hits an elbow to knock Castagnoli back off him quickly and delivers another elbow to the head. Castagnoli starts moving away from Dragon, trying to put anything in his way, but Dragon follows, knocking everything out of his way. Castagnoli slides into the ring, then rushes to ropes as Dragon follows in as well. Dragon stands, only to get hit by Castagnoli’s Bicycle Kick. Castagnoli pins. 1…kick out! He continues advantage as he locks Dragon into a gutwrench and squeeze the lift out of Dragon while lying on the side of him. Dragon begins to try and struggle and crawl to ropes, but Castagnoli’s weight and positioning prevent him from getting far. He starts standing up and lifts Dragon, only to deliver a Gutrwrench Suplex to him. Another pin! 1…..kick out! Remaining calm, Castagnoli press on as he lifted Dragon up by his head. Dragon hit an elbow to Castagnoli’s side. Another! He breaks free, delivering his own European Uppercut to Castagnoli. Castagnoli responds back with a Swiss Uppercut! Dragon’s European connects! Castagnoli stumbles back then delivers his Swiss Uppercut! Dragon staggers around before catching balance. Another European connects as Castagnoli drops to one knee. Dragon runs back and hits the ropes to keep his advantage, but Castagnoli charges forward as well! Dragon turns back and misses while Castagnoli dodges attack, and springboards on to 2nd rope, turning back around and twisting mid-air to deliver a Springboard Swiss Uppercut. Dragon taken down by the strike and Castagnoli pins. 1…..2…..kick out! Castagnoli a bit surprised, though still in control. He grabbed Dragon again, this time pulling him into front facelock then playing to crowd with another “HEY!” He lifted him up into Stalling Suplex! 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10... 11... 12... 13... 14... 15... 16... 17... 18... 19... 20! Castagnoli allowed all the blood to rush towards his head before dropping back into suplex. He floats over into pin. 1….2….kick out! Castagnoli again surprised, as is the crowd, who begins to fire up and start cheering for Danielson. Castagnoli grab him by his hair and pulls him up, but Dragon breaks the hold and goes straight into Triangle Choke! Dragon begins unleashing flurry of Elbows against Castagnoli’s head, but Castagnoli stays on his feet. He begins to gain leverage and drag Danielson back to rope. He grabs it. ROPE BREAK! 1…..2….Castagnoli keeps hold and begins to use ropes for leverage to lift Dragon up! He drops forward with all his weight! POWERBOMB! Castagnoli goes up into a lateral pin! 1…..2…..3!!! Castagnoli jumps up and yells out HEY! as ref stands, about to raise his hand. He stops, looking back, only to see that Dragon’s foot was on the rope. Castagnoli is on 2nd rope, yelling out “Hey!” as ref begins to inform him he had in fact not won yet, pointing back at Dragon’s foot. Castagnoli turns back, in disbelief, then advances back on Dragon. He grabs him, tossing him head first against turnbuckle. Castagnoli rears back and delivers a Swiss Uppercut. Then, he lifted Dragon up into sitting position on 3rd rope. Castagnoli starts setting up, moving one leg behind post when Dragon fire down elbow strikes to Castagnoli’s head. Castagnoli drops back to knee as Dragon begins positioning himself on top rope. Castagnoli turns and hits rope, sending Dragon crotch first on to turnbuckle. Castagnol begins to climb back up and pull his head in. He grabs hold for Top Rope Suplex, but Dragon grabs hold off the turnbuckle to stay on. Castagnoli releases and pulls back for another Swiss Uppercut, but Dragon blocks! He returns hit with a headbutt of his own, and Castagnoli drops down, crashing back against the mat. Dragon breathes hard for moment on top rope before stepping up and diving forward into a front dropkick, knocking Castagnoli back to the ground as he stood up. Dragon kips-up and once again fired up as he let out a loud roar that ignited the fans. Castagnoli begins pulling himself up in opposite corner and Dragon rushes across, to deliver an elbow smash, sandwiching Castagnoli between himself and the turnbuckle. Castagnoli stumbles out, Dragon grabs hold off arms and turns around, and Dragon Suplex! 1…..2…..kick out! Dragon flows with Castagnoli and locks him his Crossface Chickenwing!!!! Castagnoli continues to struggle in the move, but Dragon shows no intentions of letting go. Castagnoli begins to roll over to try and get free, but Dragon switches up again, releasing neck and going into Cattle Mutilation! Dragon begins wracking at Castagnoli’s arms as he continues to try and crawl away. Castagnoli nearing rope, Dragon flips back out of move and rolls over into pin! 1... 2...3! To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 20 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Winner at via pinfall: Bryan Danielson

Castagnoli kicks out right after the three count and bell rings! Dragon gets to feet sweating as Castagnoli gets to his feet as well, grabbing Dragon’s head and delivering kick to stomach. “RICOLA” Castagnoli yells out as he lifts Dragon then hits the Ricola Bomb before yelling to the ref to count. The ref stepped in, telling Castagnoli that Dragon was the winner.

Claudio Castagnoli: I kicked out of that! 1…2…KICK OUT!

The referee ignored Castagnoli, grabbing Danielson’s limp hand on the mat and pointing at him as winner. Castagnoli finally exploded in anger, as he pushed the ref to the ground and grabbed Dragon. He went to deliver another Swiss Uppercut, but Dragon quickly countered, catching him with a Triangle Choke again! Castagnoli dropped to the ground and started tapping instantly as Dragon worked the move for a moment before releasing then pushing Castagnoli’s body outside. Dragon then pulled self up with ropes, tired, as ref came over once more and grabbed his arm, officially declaring him the winner.

Castagnoli struggled to his feet coughing before heading over and taking a microphone from nearby as Danielson continued his celebrating up the ramp. Then, still shaken, he rolled into the ring with something to say, his voice shaky and cracking, his lungs clearly out of breath.

Claudio Castagnoli: I….I had that match won! I kicked out! 1…2….KICK OUT! 1….2….KICK OUT!

Castagnoli dropped down to the mat and began hitting his hand against it, mimicking a refs count.

Claudio Castagnoli: 1…2…KICK OUT! I won that match! And I kicked out of that pin! I BEAT Bryan Danielson! Ring of Honor just wants to protect him from the truth that I, Claudio Castagnoli, am better then him! Everyone in the audience saw me beat him! Every single one of you is a witness to ROH robbing me off my victory! And you know what? Until this books are rewritten with tonight being a victory for me, I don’t care how much they beg, how much they plead, or offer me. I won’t wrestle for Ring of Honor and I won’t wrestle for any of you!

The crowd begins to boo as Castagnoli drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, heading to the back, pushing the curtain open, and vanishing as the crowd’s boos echo throughout the arena. The crowd then began to sing:

"DON'T COME BACK! DON'T COME BACK! "DON'T COME BACK!"

Na Na Na Na... Na Na Na Na... Hey Hey Hey... GOODBYE!

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