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2010.05.09
23:01
Daren Storm says:

As I am sure you are all well aware by now, the greatest tag team on the planet is no longer the AMLL World Tag Team Champions. Last night in Canada, AMLL sent one of their suits up to try and screw us out of the titles by making us defend them twice one after the other. Of course we won both times but the sheer disrespect that was shown by AMLL confirmed our belief that the company is only looking our for itself instead of the talent that brings in the money. AMLL screwed up big time when they tried to screw us over and as a result we have vacated the titles and made it crystal clear to them that we wont be ever stepping into an AMLL ring again. We are also not very happy with PWA as we have since found out that they knew what AMLL were planning. Just as well we’re booked up for the next few months, otherwise we’d go back and raise some hell.

We are heading over to Japan in about two hours time. We’ll then be competing for Dragon Gate over the weekend before flying back to the States for our next CWA appearance. It’s a shame Dead or Alive fell on the same day as a CWA show as we would have loved to be at both. Dead or Alive was a great event that everyone needs to check out. Looking ahead though, we have several offers to join factions in Dragon Gate but we have yet to make a decision, we will however, let the world know as soon as we decide.

Dragon Gate
Thursday May 13th
Tokyo, Japan
The Future def Johnson and Jackson Florida in 12:34 following a Future Shock on Jackson Florida. Following the match, the Kamikaze stable make an approach and offer a place in their ranks to the newest addition to Dragon Gate.

Dragon Gate
Saturday May 15th
Ehime, Japan
The Future def Shisa BOY and Super Shenlong in 9:29 following a Frog Splash on Shisa. Much like on Thursday, The Warriors make an approach for the Future to join them.

Dragon Gate
Sunday May 16th
Okayama, Japan
The Future def Yasushi Kanda and Kzy in 11:54 following a Frog Splash/Leg Drop double team on Kanda.

Dragon Gate
Monday May 17th
DG Arena, Japan
BxB Hulk and Naoki Tanisaki of World-1 def Shingo and KAGETORA of Kamikaze and Dragon Kid and Ryo Saito of Warriors in a three way dance following a run in by The Future. Following the contest, The Future are presented with World-1 shirts having made it clear where they are hanging their hats in Dragon Gate.

You shall all be thrilled to know that finally, the long awaited and much anticipated brand new and exclusive Elite tee shirts are on sale as of midday tomorrow. They will sell fast, so be quick to order.

Why would people buy that shirt when they can get this one

Because it's been on clearance for ages >,>

2010.06.02
21:59
Daren Storm says:

Two things I want to talk about today.

Firstly, Since the guy we hired to post results seems to have lost interest, I'll bring everyone up to speed: Six more appearances, three more matches, and of course three more wins. As soon as we hit victory number ten, our contract states that we must be allowed to challenge for the number one contendership. Considering we have only lost once in the last eighteen months, and that was due to a bias official by the way, I cant see us not getting to ten before the end of the month. We only signed a three month deal and we could end that deal as champions but don’t worry, we wont hijack the titles and hold them for ransom. Remember kids, stealing is wrong, you would never see us steal anything, Los Calavera on the other hand....

Secondly, everyone has been going crazy over the news of the CWA Draft being announced. Personally, I don’t really care where we end up as it's going to the A-Show one way or another. I wouldn’t be at all surprised to find out we were the very first draft pick, we're just that great. We did however make sure that myself, Axl and Alexis are drafted as a group. We didn’t break any rules either as tag teams are drafted as one and Alexis holds a managers licence meaning she is included even though she is also the greatest female wrestler to ever live. Megan, Orlando, whichever of you are smart enough to draft us can rest easy knowing they have the best in the world on their show.

Adrenaline Rush comes to you from Berlin, NH tonight and I wouldn’t miss it for the world. The Elite have something very special planned that you will probably kill yourself if you miss, it's going to be that good!

2010.06.04
20:24
Daren Storm says:

Are any of you actually surprised? We told you we would be an early pick, and low and behold, we were the second pick for Adrenaline Rush behind Joey Nicholas. Seeing as Joey is effectively in a league of his own, we’re really the number one pick since Joey was a mandatory selection if you want a successful show. CWA management have played the equality card by saying neither show is the flagship. Three picks have been made and it’s pretty obvious they were bullshitting. The future World Champion Joey Nicholas, the current Tag Team Champions the Future and the unbeaten current Women’s Champion Alexis vs. Roberto who wore his welcome out over a year ago, hence why someone put him on the shelf. Adrenaline Rush is quite clearly winning this one hands down. Megan Anderson has already shown herself as a much better mind for business, Orlando had the chance to draft us and he chose the broken down Roberto instead. Watch him continue with the has-beens as the Ultimate Pain is next out.

2010.06.04
21:23
Daren Storm says:

It appears that Rich Stone has been beating Roberto so badly as of late, that he thinks it’s early 2009 again and he’s still relevant. Seriously, it’s beyond laughable. Rich Stone, maybe, but even Roberto knows that he a choker so doesn’t count for much in the grand scheme of things. At the end of the day, you’ll be very hard pressed to find someone who thinks Roberto would be able to survive, let alone come out victorious against any of the four Elite members who have been drafted to Adrenaline Rush. Yes, Alexis could beat his ass as well if you were wondering. Roberto, give it up old man, High Voltage is fast becoming the land of the irrelevant whereas Adrenaline Rush remains the land of the Elite.

2010.06.04
21:24
Daren Storm says:

And as soon as I hit post, I find the third pick has been announced. The Ultimate Pain? Are you frickin kidding me?! He belongs on High Voltage with the rest of the nobodies, talk about a huge step down in quality after two brilliant picks for Adrenaline Rush.