| Do you have any gay friends?
I don't really enjoy having friends. But I've had some semi-friends and some of them were gay.
It's hard to be friends with a female who is lesbian (+hot) because you secretly are always aiming for that three-way.
Gay guy friends are the most negative and cynical creatures on the earth. And that's why they are great. It sucks that everyone assumes you are gay for hanging out with them though. Of course you are gay, but I'm not...so it's not cool.
But yeah, whatever. All this gay talk makes me a bit pukey in the throat.
Riley, hold me. |