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Tomas · 04-26-2009, 09:56 AM

We are in the hallway within the arena from Providence, Rhode Island one hour before Adrenaline Rush goes on the air. Joey Nicholas with his Lightweight championship strung over his shoulder saunters through the corridor with a purpose. He begins to look around each walk way until finally spotting John the cameraman making small talk with Michelle Kelley. Joey smirks before advancing towards the two.

Joey Nicholas: Hey bum chum, get that camera rolling, as The Real Deal has something to get of his chest and you will record it! So get off your ass and lets go!

John: Uh…do what now?

Joey Nicholas: You heard me get up before I smack you so hard that you…

Michelle Kelly quickly intervenes

Michelle Kelly: Uh no, he’s coming with me to interview the newly crowned CWA Heavyweight champ once he arrives thank you very much!

Joey Nicholas: Silly little girl, do you not realize that standing before you is a man that is a shoe in for the CWA Hall of fame? Can you even fathom the success that will come fourth to me in the coming years as I become the greatest entity on the face of this planet?

Michelle Kelly: Hmm as I recall in recent weeks you’ve lost to Rich Stone in embarrassing fashion that included a beat down afterwards. And to top it off you barely retained your title in your most recent bout at In Exile. What makes you “the Real Deal” as you constantly rant on and on about?

Joey Nicholas: You really want to know Michelle?

Michelle nods her head

Joey Nicholas: It’s because of this! (raises his title) And I can put up with you acting like a cold hearted bitch to everyone you interview just to cover up that you are a indeed a failure and a loser to everyone here. Hell you sleep with the entire technical staff including John here just so they will even bear your existence!

John snickers whilst Michelle gives him a cold glare

Michelle Kelley: That never happen…

Joey Nicholas: Michelle don’t deny the fact that your back has been on more hotel sheets than a hotel pillow mint just to get the satisfaction you want from your peers in the back!

Joey and John proceed to burst into hysterical laughter whilst Michelle storms off . After a moment Joey looks to John

Joey Nicholas: Get the camera rolling John, The Real Deal has something to say.

John: We are on in 3... 2... (puts his finger up for 1)

Joey Nicholas: I, Joey Nicholas your highlight of the night, and the Real Deal two-time CWA Lightweight Champion, am here to inform all of you at home sitting there slumped on your couch with your obese little kids that a great atrocity has occurred. Just mere days after I overcame the odds at In Exile in maple country to retain the very title that is my life, my sweat, and my blood; boss man Anderson has decided it is in the best interest to put me in a match with Canada’s own retard Kennif LeBlanch. My question is how can someone who spends his whole afternoon yanking it to World of Warcraft even participate in the same organization with the likes of me!? Or should I say: Eh what’s that Aboot? Who’s next your list of opponents for me Anderson? Ricky “the amputee” janitor? Or better yet, the ten year old Roberto fan in section 104 seat 22? It’s getting really ridiculous. The fans flock to see me, cause they now that they are going to see something spectacular when they see Nicholas on the card against a compatible opponent. I hope you watch this bout Anderson, as I will make an example of Leblanch to show you that my skills are not to ever be over looked ever again! Get with it!

Joey storms down the hallway to the Champion’s locker room, disappearing inside whilst the camera fades to black.

04-26-2009, 09:56 AM	#10 (permalink)
Tomas The Real Deal Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,825 vCash: 500 Rep Power: 41 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: Joey "The Real Deal" Nicholas We are in the hallway within the arena from Providence, Rhode Island one hour before Adrenaline Rush goes on the air. Joey Nicholas with his Lightweight championship strung over his shoulder saunters through the corridor with a purpose. He begins to look around each walk way until finally spotting John the cameraman making small talk with Michelle Kelley. Joey smirks before advancing towards the two. Joey Nicholas: Hey bum chum, get that camera rolling, as The Real Deal has something to get of his chest and you will record it! So get off your ass and lets go! John: Uh…do what now? Joey Nicholas: You heard me get up before I smack you so hard that you… Michelle Kelly quickly intervenes Michelle Kelly: Uh no, he’s coming with me to interview the newly crowned CWA Heavyweight champ once he arrives thank you very much! Joey Nicholas: Silly little girl, do you not realize that standing before you is a man that is a shoe in for the CWA Hall of fame? Can you even fathom the success that will come fourth to me in the coming years as I become the greatest entity on the face of this planet? Michelle Kelly: Hmm as I recall in recent weeks you’ve lost to Rich Stone in embarrassing fashion that included a beat down afterwards. And to top it off you barely retained your title in your most recent bout at In Exile. What makes you “the Real Deal” as you constantly rant on and on about? Joey Nicholas: You really want to know Michelle? Michelle nods her head Joey Nicholas: It’s because of this! (raises his title) And I can put up with you acting like a cold hearted bitch to everyone you interview just to cover up that you are a indeed a failure and a loser to everyone here. Hell you sleep with the entire technical staff including John here just so they will even bear your existence! John snickers whilst Michelle gives him a cold glare Michelle Kelley: That never happen… Joey Nicholas: Michelle don’t deny the fact that your back has been on more hotel sheets than a hotel pillow mint just to get the satisfaction you want from your peers in the back! Joey and John proceed to burst into hysterical laughter whilst Michelle storms off . After a moment Joey looks to John Joey Nicholas: Get the camera rolling John, The Real Deal has something to say. John: We are on in 3... 2... (puts his finger up for 1) Joey Nicholas: I, Joey Nicholas your highlight of the night, and the Real Deal two-time CWA Lightweight Champion, am here to inform all of you at home sitting there slumped on your couch with your obese little kids that a great atrocity has occurred. Just mere days after I overcame the odds at In Exile in maple country to retain the very title that is my life, my sweat, and my blood; boss man Anderson has decided it is in the best interest to put me in a match with Canada’s own retard Kennif LeBlanch. My question is how can someone who spends his whole afternoon yanking it to World of Warcraft even participate in the same organization with the likes of me!? Or should I say: Eh what’s that Aboot? Who’s next your list of opponents for me Anderson? Ricky “the amputee” janitor? Or better yet, the ten year old Roberto fan in section 104 seat 22? It’s getting really ridiculous. The fans flock to see me, cause they now that they are going to see something spectacular when they see Nicholas on the card against a compatible opponent. I hope you watch this bout Anderson, as I will make an example of Leblanch to show you that my skills are not to ever be over looked ever again! Get with it! Joey storms down the hallway to the Champion’s locker room, disappearing inside whilst the camera fades to black.