Thread: The Dave Report
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Old 09-21-2003, 03:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
Quack Handle
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You want a ####ing report?

J-M still lives at home with his parents and lives on benefits. Despite his claims he is not a gangsta, but lives on a farm in a wealthy area of Wales known as Merthyr Shitville.

We have had many different and conflicting reports as to the wealthfare of Bike, it was reported a few days ago that he may have taken a bad fall off his bike, but insiders are playing it up as just speculation.

Skinartia has successfully gotten through a week without posting about her sex life, we are told.

Freak is taking a break from the forum, an official statement by his lawyer claims the "mysterious one" needs time to get his head together. Despite this forum moderator Drunksader is claiming he is having a breakdown.

Simon is on his way to getting back to full fitness after suffering a major blow to one of his topics a few days back whilst still recovering from a similar incidents.

Miakal has publically announced that Matt S is a poster for the future. While many laugh him off as a joke and question many of his topics, Miakal is insitant with time and under the right guidance he will soon be a big time player.

Finally, Mr Hyde was restricted earlier this week, and the sports forum was also deleted. In light of these decisions and happening Miakals integrity, IS being questioned.

Thats all faggots!

not sure if this is allowed here, move it to nhb if not.
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