Kimura

*The scene opens up in the hallway of the Roger Centre in Toronto, where CWA is having one of their house shows. The cameraman is behind a long line up of wrestlers and is making his way to the front . Not many of these guys are actual CWA contracted wrestlers, in fact only a handful actually are. Adrenaline Rush is taking place in a week and it seems like Roberto is having an audition with the winner getting a crack at Ultimate Pain in Burbank, California. When the cameraman finally makes his way to the front, we see Roberto, Michelle Kelly and Orlando Maxwell sitting behind a desk.*

Orlando: "Alright guys, quiet please. We are going to begin the audition now, so when we call your number, please come here and tell us your name and why we should pick you to represent Roberto at Adrenaline Rush. We are going to pick ten of you tonight and those of you that are lucky enough to get picked, will receive a plane ticket to Burbank, where the next Adrenaline Rush is taking place. Then on that night, Roberto will finally choose one of you to represent him. This is a chance of a lifetime for one of you. Everyone understand?"

*The Crowd all say yes in unison. They all seem to understand that this could be their one chance at being a star.*

Orlando: "Ok, let's begin...number 1 please come over and tell us why we should pick you.

*The first guy makes his way over to the front of the desk and he is dressed like Nacho Libre.*

Nacho: "Ola, my name is Nachoooooooooooooooooooooooo."

*All the three judges have a good laugh.*

Roberto: "So Nacho, why do you think we should pick you?"

Nacho: "I am a man, and underneath this man you will find.....a nucleus."

*All three judges look at each other in confusion.*

Roberto: "I don't think I understand, what does that mean Nacho?"

Nacho: "It means I have taken my nutrients and I can beat Ultimate Pain."

Roberto: "You think you can beat one of the best wrestlers today?"

Nacho: "If I can beat The Great Ramsey, then Ultimate Pain should be no problemo."

Roberto: "mmmmmmmm"

*All of a sudden Nacho begins to sing.*

Nacho: "I am a man with the secrets of desire.
PI RI PI PI PI RI PU POO POO
I am a man that will set California on fire.
Nacho is number 1 and I hurt like a conchairto
If you pick me, I wont let you down Roberto."

Roberto: "The song did it for me, it's a yes for me. Michelle?"

Michelle Kelly: "This is obviously a joke, I say absolutely not. This guy is fat and out of shape."

Nacho: "Hey take it easy."

Roberto: "Alright people, relax. I guess it's up to you Orlando."

Nacho: "(whispering) Please, please, please."

Orlando: "You know what, I loved the movie and I like you Nacho, come and get your ticket, you are going to California."

*Nacho jumps up and down and after a couple of cartwheels, he picks up his ticket to California.*

Nacho: "Si, I did it. Gracias all, I won't let you down. I want to dedicate this to Encarnacion."

*Right before we go to commercial, the camera zooms in on Nacho's face and his enormous smile. When the show comes back from commercial, we go straight to Orlando who is about to call the next number.*

Orlando: "Number 8."

*Devon Jones makes his way forward. He has been on a losing streak, but he thinks he can turn things around if he could just get another chance.*

Roberto: "Hey there Devon, why do you think we should pick you?"

Devon Jones: "Because this is my human form."

*Roberto looks at the other 2 judges and looks confused. Again, just like with Nacho, it seems like Roberto has no clue what Devon Jones is talking about.*

Robero: "...and in your human form you think you can beat Pain?"

Devon Jones: "As you already know, I've lost to Pain numerous times, but now I've figured him out."

Roberto: "You've finally figured out he's better than you?"

*Both Michelle and Orlando start laughing*

Devon Jones: "Very funny...listen, the truth is, if you give me this chance I will unleash hell on Pain like never before."

Roberto: "Ok thanx Devon. Orlando is it a yes or a no for you?"

Orlando: "Well, he is actually my ride home, therefor I have to say yes."

Roberto: "Michelle?"

Michelle Kelly: "He's faced Ultimate Pain many times before and everytime he has lost. Sorry Devon, but it's a no for me."

*Devon doesn't look too happy and gives Michelle the finger.*

Roberto: "I guess this time is up to me. Sorry Devon but Im gonna have to say no, I just don't think you have the skills to beat Pain."

*Devon bows his head in disappointment and without saying anything, turns around and walks away.*

Orlando: "I hope he still gives me that ride, I did vote yes after all."

Roberto: "Ok, let's continue...next!"

*It's Mike Rotch's turn now and he seems confident that he will be chosen.*

Mike Rotch: "Hi, my name is Mike Rotch and I prom..."

*All of sudden Roberto interrupts Rotch.*

Roberto: "It's a no for me Mike...guys?"

*Michelle and Orlando both at the same time say no as well and that's that for Mike Rotch, his audition seems over*

Roberto: "Ok next."

Mike Rotch: "But, but..."

Roberto: "NEEEEEEEEXT!!!"

*Mike Rotch leaves and can't believe he wasn't even given a chance to plea his case. As Rotch walks away, a muscular guy who resembles a Terminator, makes his way forward.*

Orlando: "Hi sir, what's your name and why should we pick you?"

Big guy: "(In a very thick Russian accent) My name is Alenikov and I am Russian. I must break Ultimate Pain and believe me, I will. Pick me if you want to win"

*All the judges actually seem all very impressed for once, especially Michelle as she seems to have some type of crush on the big Russian man.*

Michelle Kelly: "I like this guy, I dont need to hear anything else, it's a yes for me."

Orlando: "It's a yes for me as well."

Roberto: "Ditto for me. Come and get your ticket Alenikov, you are going to California."

*Alenikov grabs his ticket, shakes everyone's hand and walks out. He seems satisfied and determined and as he walks out we go to another commercial. We return to find out that the judges have already picked nine wrestlers and so there's only one plane ticket left to California.*

Michelle Kelly: "Ok guys, who's next?"

*A skinny guy, dirty and also drunk, makes his way forward. He can hardly stand straight as he takes sips from a bottle wrapped in a paper bag.*

Roberto: "Hey sir, are you drunk?"

Drunk guy: "No, no way joseee, I dooooont know what u are insaaa...insiii....insinuating sir. I will kick your asss capish."

*As the drunk guy finishes his sentence he just passes out and falls to the floor face first. As Roberto is about to check on the bum, that's when Frankie Enzo makes his presence felt. He picks up the bum and gives him a powerbomb that can be heard from miles.*

Roberto: "Frankie what the hell are you doing, are you insane?"

Frankie Enzo: "Shut up Princess. You've had your fun here with all these losers, but if you want the real deal, then you'll give me that last tickect to California. I promise you, Ultimate Pain will know the real meaning of Pain after I'm done with him."

*Frankie Enzo gets on Roberto's face as the two have an old fashion staredown. Absolute silence has taken over the all place and you can cut the tension with a knife. After a few seconds tho, Roberto just bursts into a histerical laughter.*

Roberto: "Oh man Frankie, you almost had me there for a second."

*Roberto continues to laugh as Frankie now looks very annoyed.*

Roberto: "Alright Frankie boy, here is your ticket, you're going to California. Oh man, that was too funny. Great stuff there man."

*Frankie picks up his ticket, but he seems more embarrassed than happy as Roberto keeps laughing.*

Orlando: "Alright guys, that's it, the auditon is now officially over. To all those who did not have a chance to try out here tonight, we are really sorry, and to the ten guys who are going to California, one of you will get a chance of a lifetime, so good luck."

*Orlando turns to Roberto*

Orlando: "Any last words Champ?"

*Roberto turns to the camera. He is now serious and intense.*

Roberto: "Ultimate Pain, my search for your opponent is almost done and thrust me, if he doesn't get the job done against you in California it's ok, because at In Exile you have a date with me and I don't intend to fail. Ultimate Pain at In Exile your ass is mine."

*Camera fades out.*

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