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Tomas · 03-23-2009, 10:08 AM

3/25/09
The camera opens up to Bruce Mollard attempting his second interview in the parking lot awaiting Joey Nicholas’ limo.

Bruce Mollard: Greetings CWA fans, Rich Stone has answered Nicholas' open challenge to a bout that will be featured in the main event on tonight's Adrenaline Rush in Burbank, California. Both of these men have been on quite a roll since the inception of this company and have only been defeated on only one occasion in their careers. I am here now to get a word from Joey Nicholas!

Bruce stands eagerly outside of the vehicle for Joey. After a few moments the limo driver moves to the limo door and opens for Joey to pop his head out

Joey Nicholas: (Sternly) Who the hell are you?

Bruce Mollard: (Stammering) M… my … name

Joey Nicholas: (Mockingly) Y… your … name is wh… what half tard!?

Bruce Mollard: It’s Bruce Mollard, I am the time keeper. I’m filling in for Michelle, as she apparently fell terribly ill after she was informed that she would be interviewing you.

Joey Nicholas: (taken back for a moment then grins) Oh that silly girl, she still can’t get over me so she acts too sick to interview me anymore! (laughs as he steps out of the limo) So what is it that you want?

Bruce Mollard: Well I wanted to get your thoughts on tonight’s main even…

Before Mollard can finish Joey intervenes

Joey Nicholas: Oh just shut the hell up you babbling moron! Go back to ringside and do what you do best, which is counting how long it’s been that you still haven’t scored with your wife of twenty odd some years!

Bruce Mollard: (With his head down in dismay) It’s been thirty

Joey Nicholas: (busting out laughing) ha ha What!? That’s so pathetic! (Reaches in his bag and pulls out hand lotion, and putting it in Mollard’s hands) I really only use this for my hands when they get dry but you are going to need it for a whole other ball field

Bruce Mollard: Oh yeah I know, I do that all the time when I sit down and think about my Mother and her cooking

Joey Nicholas: That's just sick man! Go Inside!

Bruce Mollard: Do what?

Joey Nicholas: I said go inside or I'll smack you upside the head so silly you get a hard on for Jay Leno more so than Roberto does everytime he's on his damn show!

Bruce hesitates a moment before Joey snatches the microphone and raises his hand to swing.
After a brief moment Joey swings at Bruce who dodges it and sprints toward the backstage area

Joey Nicholas: That little freak can move! (To the Limo driver) Alright Anthony, take these bags carefully to the champion’s locker room. If they have so much as a scratch on them I will make Chris Brown's beat down on Rihanna look like child's play on ya! (Joey Proceeds to gives the driver a single dollar to which the driver crumbles it up and takes Joey‘s bags towards the arena mumbling to himself) Now follow me John.

Joey motions John the camera man to follow him to the barricade that divides the parking lot from the fans waiting to be let into the arena. Once a couple of fans see Joey heading their way a crowd forms against the barricade.

Joey Nicholas: (to the crowd) Tonight I will be facing Rich "The Jobber" Stone. And I would like to get your opinion on who you think will walk out tonight victorious!

Joey puts the mic to the first person he sees

CWA fan # 1: Rich Stone doesn’t stand a chance! You will win like you always do!

Joey Nicholas: Damn straight, The Real Deal doesn’t lose to a man that can’t even gain contendership for the title in his division much less someone who can't even get a match with the champion who's idea of a finishing move was previously named the gay crab! (Laughs) What a joke! (Puts the mic up to the next person in line) What about you?

CWA fan #2: I see Rich stone finally making it big by defeating you and fulfilling his destiny!

Joey Nicholas: (taken back in shock before continuing) Rich Stone actually has a fan who isnt deaf and blind?! It has to be a miracle! Well I will direct this to you one and only Rich stone fan, clearly you don’t see that the man who can't even spell Destiny will for sure come up short to accomplish such a task. Plus that whole fulfillment of destiny he always rants on and on about is a rip off of my destiny to greatness along with his whole “Future” persona to which the very tag team, "The Future" are called is clearly gimmick infringement and should not go unpunished! So All I have to say to that Rich, is that the least you could do is come up with something original instead off leeching off of others for a small pop! (Puts the mic to the next fan) You?

CWA fan #3: I came to see Roberto!

Joey Nicholas: (Sighs) You’re kidding right?

The fan nods their head to which Joey takes their Roberto wristband and throws it into the trash bin near the arena to the owner’s dismay

Joey Nicholas: Don’t worry those items are on clearance anyways! Alright next!

CWA fan #4: I have no doubt you will win and stay unbeaten in single’s action!

Joey Nicholas: Ah my good man! Trust me on the fact that I will not be beaten by a man that will never exceed a midcard status! (To the camera) You see what you will fail to realize just like everyone else before you Stone, is that all of those who have stepped up to the plate to face me have all fallen victim to the bitter taste of defeat while I tower over them with my championship belt overhead. A recent example is Doc Adams who I even spit on after the match. This was the man who was so embarrassed after our series of encounters that after his transitional reign as Lightweight champion, he had to make that lame ass excuse that his wrestling license is now “Revoked” to save any sort of face. (chuckles) I've heard you bitching and moaning about not receiving much competition during your entire tenure here in the CWA Stone, which is why I accepted your challenge without much hesitation at all. But mark my words I will be the one standing over your motionless body at the end of the show tonight basking in yet another victory all the while you are succumbed to the realization that your place is indeed with the Jobbers and not competing with the true stars of this business like the Real Deal Sex Appeal, Two-time CWA Light Heavy Weight Champion and your Highlight of the Night, Joey Nicholas! (Smirks) I look forward to the warm up you will give me tonight before In Exile where I will retain my title in the same fashion that I regained it in, by making you look like a complete joke and leaving you in the ring alone in all your misery!

(Joey grins cunningly into the camera fading to black)

03-23-2009, 10:08 AM	#8 (permalink)
Tomas The Real Deal Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,826 vCash: 500 Rep Power: 41 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: Joey "The Real Deal" Nicholas 3/25/09 The camera opens up to Bruce Mollard attempting his second interview in the parking lot awaiting Joey Nicholas’ limo. Bruce Mollard: Greetings CWA fans, Rich Stone has answered Nicholas' open challenge to a bout that will be featured in the main event on tonight's Adrenaline Rush in Burbank, California. Both of these men have been on quite a roll since the inception of this company and have only been defeated on only one occasion in their careers. I am here now to get a word from Joey Nicholas! Bruce stands eagerly outside of the vehicle for Joey. After a few moments the limo driver moves to the limo door and opens for Joey to pop his head out Joey Nicholas: (Sternly) Who the hell are you? Bruce Mollard: (Stammering) M… my … name Joey Nicholas: (Mockingly) Y… your … name is wh… what half tard!? Bruce Mollard: It’s Bruce Mollard, I am the time keeper. I’m filling in for Michelle, as she apparently fell terribly ill after she was informed that she would be interviewing you. Joey Nicholas: (taken back for a moment then grins) Oh that silly girl, she still can’t get over me so she acts too sick to interview me anymore! (laughs as he steps out of the limo) So what is it that you want? Bruce Mollard: Well I wanted to get your thoughts on tonight’s main even… Before Mollard can finish Joey intervenes Joey Nicholas: Oh just shut the hell up you babbling moron! Go back to ringside and do what you do best, which is counting how long it’s been that you still haven’t scored with your wife of twenty odd some years! Bruce Mollard: (With his head down in dismay) It’s been thirty Joey Nicholas: (busting out laughing) ha ha What!? That’s so pathetic! (Reaches in his bag and pulls out hand lotion, and putting it in Mollard’s hands) I really only use this for my hands when they get dry but you are going to need it for a whole other ball field Bruce Mollard: Oh yeah I know, I do that all the time when I sit down and think about my Mother and her cooking Joey Nicholas: That's just sick man! Go Inside! Bruce Mollard: Do what? Joey Nicholas: I said go inside or I'll smack you upside the head so silly you get a hard on for Jay Leno more so than Roberto does everytime he's on his damn show! Bruce hesitates a moment before Joey snatches the microphone and raises his hand to swing. After a brief moment Joey swings at Bruce who dodges it and sprints toward the backstage area Joey Nicholas: That little freak can move! (To the Limo driver) Alright Anthony, take these bags carefully to the champion’s locker room. If they have so much as a scratch on them I will make Chris Brown's beat down on Rihanna look like child's play on ya! (Joey Proceeds to gives the driver a single dollar to which the driver crumbles it up and takes Joey‘s bags towards the arena mumbling to himself) Now follow me John. Joey motions John the camera man to follow him to the barricade that divides the parking lot from the fans waiting to be let into the arena. Once a couple of fans see Joey heading their way a crowd forms against the barricade. Joey Nicholas: (to the crowd) Tonight I will be facing Rich "The Jobber" Stone. And I would like to get your opinion on who you think will walk out tonight victorious! Joey puts the mic to the first person he sees CWA fan # 1: Rich Stone doesn’t stand a chance! You will win like you always do! Joey Nicholas: Damn straight, The Real Deal doesn’t lose to a man that can’t even gain contendership for the title in his division much less someone who can't even get a match with the champion who's idea of a finishing move was previously named the gay crab! (Laughs) What a joke! (Puts the mic up to the next person in line) What about you? CWA fan #2: I see Rich stone finally making it big by defeating you and fulfilling his destiny! Joey Nicholas: (taken back in shock before continuing) Rich Stone actually has a fan who isnt deaf and blind?! It has to be a miracle! Well I will direct this to you one and only Rich stone fan, clearly you don’t see that the man who can't even spell Destiny will for sure come up short to accomplish such a task. Plus that whole fulfillment of destiny he always rants on and on about is a rip off of my destiny to greatness along with his whole “Future” persona to which the very tag team, "The Future" are called is clearly gimmick infringement and should not go unpunished! So All I have to say to that Rich, is that the least you could do is come up with something original instead off leeching off of others for a small pop! (Puts the mic to the next fan) You? CWA fan #3: I came to see Roberto! Joey Nicholas: (Sighs) You’re kidding right? The fan nods their head to which Joey takes their Roberto wristband and throws it into the trash bin near the arena to the owner’s dismay Joey Nicholas: Don’t worry those items are on clearance anyways! Alright next! CWA fan #4: I have no doubt you will win and stay unbeaten in single’s action! Joey Nicholas: Ah my good man! Trust me on the fact that I will not be beaten by a man that will never exceed a midcard status! (To the camera) You see what you will fail to realize just like everyone else before you Stone, is that all of those who have stepped up to the plate to face me have all fallen victim to the bitter taste of defeat while I tower over them with my championship belt overhead. A recent example is Doc Adams who I even spit on after the match. This was the man who was so embarrassed after our series of encounters that after his transitional reign as Lightweight champion, he had to make that lame ass excuse that his wrestling license is now “Revoked” to save any sort of face. (chuckles) I've heard you bitching and moaning about not receiving much competition during your entire tenure here in the CWA Stone, which is why I accepted your challenge without much hesitation at all. But mark my words I will be the one standing over your motionless body at the end of the show tonight basking in yet another victory all the while you are succumbed to the realization that your place is indeed with the Jobbers and not competing with the true stars of this business like the Real Deal Sex Appeal, Two-time CWA Light Heavy Weight Champion and your Highlight of the Night, Joey Nicholas! (Smirks) I look forward to the warm up you will give me tonight before In Exile where I will retain my title in the same fashion that I regained it in, by making you look like a complete joke and leaving you in the ring alone in all your misery! (Joey grins cunningly into the camera fading to black)