| Re: Joey "The Real Deal" Nicholas
The scene opens with Jim Taylor sitting on a comfortable armchair in a dark room with a microphone attached to his shirt staring intently into the camera
Jim Taylor: Welcome CWA fans, I’m Jim Taylor and exclusively on CWA.com, I will be interviewing the newly crowned CWA Lightweight Champion, Joey Nicholas to get his thoughts on his previous match to regain the Lightweight Championship, where he will go from here and much more!
An opening segment begins to play highlighting a few historic CWA moments thus far and ending with Roberto climbing the turnbuckle at Uprising with the CWA Heavyweight championship in hand before fading to black with the CWA logo. The camera lights up on Jim Taylor’s face
Jim Taylor: Joining me now is the man who recently relinquished the CWA Lightweight championship after a minor setback, he is the Real Deal, Joey Nicholas!
The camera turns to Joey wearing aviator sunglasses and is sitting in another armchair to Taylor’s left, the championship facing the camera on the table in between them
Joey Nicholas: First off what minor setback do you speak of hillbilly Jim?
Jim Taylor: Well you lost the match at Uprising did you not?
Joey Nicholas: No Jimmy boy, the person who lost that match isn’t even apart of the roster anymore, he couldn’t cut it in this business so he took his ball and went home, and as far as I’m concerned I have never been pinned in the CWA since it’s inception. The only reason I even lost my prized possession was not because I had a minor set back or whatever trailer trash expression you used or even that Adams was the better man. It’s solely because Anderson has no clue what he is doing and decided to put the Real Deal in a match that he couldn‘t possibly ever win. Hell, he’s already got people complaining about his decisions by going on strike and even going as far as threatening to leave the CWA. I personally don’t blame them at all. The man goes strictly on what he wants to see and not what’s better for his true stars like me and those within the brotherhood.
Jim Taylor: Speaking of Adam’s, what are your thoughts about the chairman’s decision to put him at the bottom of the list following your bout?
Joey Nicholas: All I have to say is, finally someone is listening to me! I declared the very exact same thing right after the first Adrenaline rush for him to go to the back of the line, but apparently Charlie’s ego got the best of him, and he decided to cost me my title! But now that I have reclaimed my Lightweight title and have rid myself of that pain in the ass Doc Adams, I can now look onto my future to solidify my legacy as the best Champion in the CWA, because you’re looking at the crown jewel in this business today!
Joey proceeds to beam in the camera
Jim Taylor: Well I hate to break it to you Joey, but you may have to share that spotlight with the Heavyweight Champion Roberto, as the CWA fans seem to adore him.
Joey Nicholas: (taken back for a moment before answering) You honestly believe that butt plug has anything on me, Joey Nicholas? Let me tell you something, if I wanted to take that title off him I could always make the weight to move up to heavyweight and add another belt to my resume, as it’s all a matter of time before I deplete all of the competition here in the Lightweight division. I’ve sometimes wondered if I should move up to the heavyweight division soon anyways to hold both titles consecutively as I’m just that damn amazing!
Joey grins cunningly all the while Taylor shakes his head in disapproval
Jim Taylor: Well with that being said, what does everyone need to expect from the Real Deal come March 11th from Dallas, Texas?
Joey Nicholas: Well I will be making an open challenge to anyone in the back with the balls to enter the ring to be utterly embarrassed by the skills and amazement that is Joey Nicholas. As I said before, the closest person who even resembled a threat was Doc Adams. And now with him out of the way who even comes close to a threat to me in my division? That star wars geek Hawk Bonsen? Or even that dike Toxic Rain? (Laughs) What a joke! I mean if there is anyone else that’s even eligible to fight me for my title, I will be more than happy to put it on the line to prove that I am better than everyone here and that my time is indeed at hand. My destiny is greatness and there is no one in this business with the ability to say otherwise. I am the two-time CWA Lightweight champion, Highlight of the night, The Real Deal, Joey Nicholas! And no one’s going to stop my pursuit to superstardom!
Joey stares contently with a smirk into the camera before Jim continues
Jim Taylor: (to the camera) Well that’s all the time we have here tonight folks, thanks for joining us Joey, and we all will be looking forward to seeing you next Wednesday on Adrenaline Rush to see what will transpire, good night Ladies and Gentlemen!
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