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*It's Adrenaline Rush and after a few matches, it is now time for The Rainbow Room, the show hosted by Roberto Superstar. Roberto's music hits and there isn't one fan in the stands sitting down, the place is going absolutely crazy. Roberto comes out of the curtains with a smile on his face that can be seen from miles. He is excited, it's the first time he gets to wrestle on National televion as the new CWA Champion, and that's gonna be later on tonight. For this occasion, he seems to have purchased another new robe, filled with diamonds that would make Queen Elizabeth jealous. Precious, who closely follows Roberto, also has a new pair of booties and a new dog shirt. On the way down to the ring, Roberto makes sure every one of his fans gets a high-five like usual. He gets inside the ring and Orlando Maxwell is already in the middle of it. After soaking all the cheers for a good 5 minutes, Roberto grabs a mic.*

Roberto: "Hello everybody and welcome to The Rainbow Room. I am of course, your beautiful host Roberto. Tonight, I wanted to interview the Brotherhood, but they have declined my invitation to be here (fans booing)...I know, I know, but dont worry people, I got someone even better for all of you. Tonight the Rainbow Room's special guest will be.....ME! Yes, and Orlando will be the special guest host for this special edition of The Rainbow Room."

*Roberto shakes Orlando's hand and then hands him the microphone. Orlando seems very nervous, but after a few breathing exercises, he is ready to begin the interview.*

Orlando: "Ok Roberto, first off I wanna thank you for choosing me to be The Rainbow Room 'special guest host tonight, it means the world to me. Also, I would like to congratulate you again for becoming the first CWA Heavyweight Champion."

*Roberto thanks Orlando for the kind words by giving him a hug.*

Orlando: "Now on to business...family has always been an important part of this industry, and today the most dominat family in all of wrestling is without a doubt, The Brotherhood. Since the beginning of CWA, they have caused nothing but trouble for anyone they didnt like and right now Roberto, you're at the top of their most hated list."

Roberto: "I know Orlando, I am definitely not their favourite person, especially now that I own the CWA Heavyweight Title. But I dont understand why...(Roberto pauses a bit) I really dont, you see, Millhouse Jones maybe hates me 'cause I defeated him at Uprising."

Orlando: "Millhouse Jones?"

Roberto: "Oh sorry, he's known now as Ultimate Pain."

*Orlando bursts into laughter. This causes a chain reaction and now the all arena is laughing as well, including Roberto.*

Orlando: "His real name is Millhouse?"

*They all continue to laugh*

Roberto: "Anyway, like I was saying, Millhouse hates me 'cause I beat him, but is that my fault? Is it my fault that he underestimated me? Is it my fault I am better than he thought I was?

*Roberto is getting all steamed up now as he turns to the camera*

Roberto: "...or maybe it's my fault that you are not as good as you thought you were Millhouse. Well, the answer is no to all the above and let me tell you one more thing sweetpea, it's not going to be my fault if we face each other one more time and I embarass you again."

*Roberto smiles as he blows a kiss to the camera, meant to be for Ultimate Pain.*

Roberto: "Then you've got the G Devil and I really dont understand why he has such hatred for me. You see, me and Mr. Devil got more in common than he thinks. He used to be a Reverend back in the day, while I grew up in Catholic home where my mom used to force me to go to Church every Sunday. We are both very Spiritual men. I even served as Alter Boy and to be honest I was always my Priest's favourite. I used to always stay after service, 'cause I loved helping him out with the cleaning and stuff. I even blew out his candle once or twice. So you see Mr. Devil, me and you should be friends by right."

*Roberto smirks as people cheer his name*

Roberto: "And finally you've got Shaun Quinn and I know for a fact that we could have been best of friends. He loves to play with glow sticks and the truth is, I also love to play with sticks. (Roberto turns to the camera) In fact I own a very big stick myself and maybe one day I could show it to you Mr.Quinn, I guarantee you, (Roberto smiles) you would fall in love with it."

*Roberto touches himself as he licks his lips*

Roberto: "But whatever, you guys don't like me and that's ok. Tonight, me and you are facing each other and let me tell you something, inside this ring I have no equals and I will definitely hurt you boy. You see, like a great inspiration of mine once wrote, you are not a boy anymore Quinn, but not yet a man either. So the truth is, you are way over your head if you think you can hang with me in a wrestling match. You are not only gonna go down, but I will give you a beating that you will never forget...and if your brothers decide to interfere, then I will punish them as well. I am the king of the jungle right now, I am the very best and that's why I stand here before you as the CWA Heavyweight Champion. Mr. Quinn, stick and stones may break your bones, but tonight, I will break your assssss!"

*Roberto lifts the CWA Title belt over his head, while people cheer for him. He celebrates for a good five minutes, before heading back to his locker to get ready for his match.*

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