02-26-2009, 03:51 PM
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| In Love with Miss Hemme | Re: Joey "The Real Deal" Nicholas
February 25th 2009 Quote: | *February 11th just minutes after Uprising goes off the air*
Joey slams the Champion’s locker room shut and storms down the hallway with his luggage in tow and begins to advance quickly towards the heel locker room going over what had just occurred out in the ring in his mind, all the while walking past both Michelle Kelley and Orlando Maxwell.
Michelle Kelley: (to Maxwell) Go get the scoop Orlando!
Orlando Maxwell: Why me?
Michelle Kelley: Because I absolutely despise the guy and I am not going to spend a night in jail for killing him!
Orlando Maxwell: Well I don’t like him either! He constantly berates me and makes gay loser jokes about me!
Michelle Kelley: And that’s something new?
Orlando glares at Michelle
Michelle Kelley: Go interview him already!!
Orlando Maxwell: Fine! But you owe me a caramel mocha chino for this!
Michelle Kelley: Fine! Now go!
Orlando Maxwell motions for John the cameraman to follow him as he rushes to catch up with Joey calling after him
Orlando Maxwell: Hey Joey! Can we get your thoughts on what transpired earlier in your triple threat match?
Joey comes to a halt in front of the heels locker room and throws his luggage against the wall to the right of the door and turns towards Orlando with fire in his eyes
Joey Nicholas: You want to get my though…
Before Joey can finish, he notices Orlando wearing a t-shirt which has a picture of Roberto with the text reading Roberto Superstar and proceeds to frown
Joey Nicholas: What in the hell are you wearing?
Orlando looks down at his t-shirt before replying
Orlando Maxwell: It’s the new CWA Roberto Superstar t-shirt available exclusively on CWA.com!
Joey Nicholas: You’re still riding on Roberto’s nuts?
Orlando Maxwell: (stammering) Wh…What!? Joey no it‘s…
Joey Nicholas: (intervening) I mean you might as well go to the local liquor store down the block, buy some tequila…
Orlando Maxwell: Well that does sound pretty good!
Joey Nicholas: Grab one of those little plastic cowboy hats, with the little star you can pin on your little (looks down to Orlando‘s attire in disgust) t-shirt…
Orlando Maxwell: (Smiling) OhI love those!
Joey Nicholas: (nodding with a grin) Oh I’m sure you do! Go back to the champion’s locker room, turn off the lights, put on the hat and the little star and play a game that I’m sure you’ll grow very fond of Orlando!
Orlando Maxwell: What game is that?
Joey Nicholas: It’s a little game called what’s in your mouth! Roberto, Doc Adams, Jerry with the glass eye, even that little bitch Precious are all playing it already in the champion’s locker room as we speak! It would really help you give in to those needs that you have constantly with men and little animals!
Joey chuckles all the while Orlando just shakes his head in dismay
Joey Nicholas: Anyways, enough about your lifestyle choice Orlando, now onto the travesty that occurred earlier tonight. Going into it, Doc Adams knew without a shadow of a doubt that he could never beat me in the ring on his best day, no matter how long he and his gimp Jerry “trained.” He took the cheapest way out by pinning the weaker link in the match, which was that useless piece of billy goat crap that was Akmed! But now with him completely out of the equation Doc, how in the hell do you ever expect to retain the title you so valiantly stole from me? For on the next Adrenaline Rush in two weeks time I will enact my automatic rematch clause. You will have to beat me somehow, someway and that is a feat you’ve never been able to accomplish in your entire career, and as I recall back at the very first Adrenaline Rush back in December, I made history by pinning you to become the very first CWA Light Weight champion! So it only seems right that I beat you once again to relinquish my title! I do hope you celebrate this victory tonight for the next and only two weeks of your pathetic reign as when the date marks February 25th in Detroit, we are both going down in history again Jack! I, Joey Nicholas will become a two-time champion and will relish in glory all the while your fifteen minutes of fame will come to an abrupt end as you will go down in CWA history as the very first and shortest transitional champion!
Joey smirks before turning around, picking up his belongings and walking into the Heel locker room as the camera fades to black. |
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