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| Re: Joey "The Real Deal" Nicholas
February 11th 2009 Quote: The camera pans on Michelle Kelly who is in front of the Champions locker room
Michelle Kelley: Ladies and Gentlemen, just a few moments ago it was announced by Mr. Anderson that on February 11, at the upcoming Pay Per View Uprising, Joey Nicholas will be defending the distinguished CWA Lightweight Championship against Dr. Jack Adams and Abdul Akbar Alsam. These three were involved in an elimination match to crown the very first Lightweight champion on the first Adrenaline Rush show, in which Joey was the victor. However, the end result was not one without controversy and for the weeks that soon followed, the three have been at each other’s throats over who is the rightful owner of the championship through constant berating and attacks to one another. Astounding enough as that is, the championship belt itself has even been involved in the recent brawls that have ensued recently, leaving the CWA chairman no choice but to institute a triple threat match for the championship to end this dispute once and for all. Now lets get a few words from the champ, shall we?
Michelle Kelley knocks on the door, awaiting an answer. After a moment the door is thrown open and Joey pops his head out glancing at Michelle and proceeds to give her a smirk
Joey Nicholas: Well hello there sweetie! Are you here to warm me up before my match?
Michelle Kelley: (Clearly disgusted) Uh no Joey, I don’t date guys like you, much less sleep with them. I’m only here to get an interview with you to get your thoughts on your match at Uprising and that is it, nothing else!
Joey Nicholas: (smiles) You keep telling yourself that you’re not attracted to the Real Deal Michelle, and I‘m sure one day you will be able to convince somebody, someone!
becoming frustrated, Michelle looks over at Joey with the microphone in hand and continues with her teeth clenched
Michelle Kelley: Anyways, what…are your…thoughts…heading into one of your biggest challenge thus far?
Joey Nicholas gazes at the interviewer in awe before replying
Joey Nicholas: Good thing you are cute Michelle, because you’re clearly lacking the ability to determine who is greater in the equation.
Joey laughs as Michelle Kelley looks away rolling her eyes
Joey Nicholas: You see Michelle, every one is talking about how Doc Adams and Akmed…
Michelle Intervenes quickly to correct Joey
Michelle Kelley: Abdul Akbar Alsam!
Joey Nicholas: (To Michelle Kelley) Why are you yelling at me in Arabic again? (to cameraman John) Is she cussing me out in Arabic or what?
(John shakes his head all the while Michelle becomes absolutely enraged)
Michelle Kelley: No… it’s his…ugh! (Looks to the cameraman) You know what John, forget this! (Looks to Joey) You can do this interview yourself, you ass!
Shoves the microphone in Joey’s hands and stomps away
Joey Nicholas: Well isn’t she just full of her self! (Chuckles)
John starts to look at his watch in dismay
Joey Nicholas: Well as I was saying both Doc Adams and Akmed…
(From down the hallway Michelle can be heard as she is storming away)
Michelle: It’s Abdul Akbar Alsam, you babbling idiot!
Joey Nicholas: That girl has quite the mouth on her, insulting me in two languages, very impressive!
John: (Clearing his throat) Hey champ, I have to go...
Joey Nicholas: What? You late for a date with Orlando Maxwell John?
John shakes his head
Joey Nicholas: Then shut the hell up! I’m going to take as long as I need to get my point across! Anyways as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted AGAIN, both of these idiots have been constantly claiming that they are indeed the rightful owners of my Lightweight championship. First you have Akmed who has been bitching left and right that the only reason he has not received a rematch is because he comes from a Jihad family and that he is only perceived as a terrorist. Well let me tell you two of the real reasons why Akmed, first you come off clearly smelling like a cow’s ass and no one can bear the stench of you! Second and more importantly, Besides evidently Michelle Kelly, no one understands what the hell you are demanding, I can't tell whether you want a rematch or for me to take your pet goat for a walk down the entrance ramp!
Joey smirks before continuing
Joey Nicholas: Doc Adams on the other hand, seems absolutely delusional to the fact that I beat him in our first encounter to become champion with his shoulders on the mat for the three count fair and square! Now he somehow feels entitled to a rematch as well? So here I'm asking you Doc Adams, why oh why can you not seem to grasp the harsh reality that you will forever and always be a complete and utter failure not only in your career but in your future endeavors as a man! Never experiencing that defining moment that makes you the best in this business today. Hell, even your children with one day look down upon you as such the worthless piece of crap that you are!
Laughs
Joey Nicholas: It also seems that the both of you have been engulfed in quite the rivalry over the past few weeks. (looks sternly at the camera) However, I do suggest that the both of you don’t primarily act on your impulses to tear each other apart in this match because it will only take one slight hesitation from either one of you, and before you know it, you’re knocked out cold on the ground by my boot, your shoulders on the mat, and me covering you (puts his right hand up to the camera in a fist and following the numbers with his fingers) 1...2...3, beating the both of you once again! (Puts his hand down) Come Wednesday February 11, I’m going to hit the Jackpot by beating the both of you and proving to the World once again why I am The Real Deal Sex Appeal Joey Nicholas and will be walking out of Las Vegas with MY Lightweight championship, still the very best!
Joey grins at the camera a moment before handing the microphone back to John and heads down the entrance ramp for his match |
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