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Re: Joey "The Real Deal" Nicholas
January 28th 2009

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(The camera pans in on Orlando Maxwell, his back to the door of the Champions locker room)
Orlando Maxwell: Ladies and Gentlemen, later tonight Joey Nicholas will be participating in a triple threat with Mike Crotch and Logan V! Now lets get a few words from the CWA lightweight Champion.
(Orlando knocks rhythmically on the door and awaits the champ. Suddenly, the door is thrown open and Joey advances out smirking, wearing his ring attire along with aviator sunglasses as well as the Lightweight championship slung over his shoulder)
Orlando Maxwell: Joey, what are your though…
Joey: (Scowls) Hold up Orlando! What the hell is your deal knocking on the Real Deal Sex Appeal’s locker room like a complete and utter artard!?
(Orlando shakes his head before answering)
Orlando Maxwell: I don’t know what you mean Joe…
Joey: Shut your trap! First off, you have the audacity to knock so ridiculously on the Real Deal’s door and now you don’t even have the capability of introducing me correctly!? I may have to stick to interviews with Michelle Kelly at this rate! Now try your absolute best to repeat after me! Ladies and Gentlemen, with me now is the…
(With a puzzled look at Joey, Orlando obliges)
Orlando Maxwell: Ladies and Gentlemen,with me now is the…
Joey: Current CWA Lightweight Champion, The Real Deal Sex Appeal…
Orlando Maxwell: Current CWA Lightweight Champion, The Real Deal Sex Appeal…
Joey: Joey Nicholas!
Orlando Maxwell:(dryly)Joey…Nicholas.
Joey: Good job virgin Maxwell! And yet you wonder why you still reside in your Grandma’s basement playing dungeons and dragons!
(Orlando looks down at his feet in dismay)
Joey: Anyways, what do you want?
Orlando Maxwell: Wellfirst off I wanted to get your thoughts on what transpired last week on Adrenaline Rush between you, Dr. Jack Adams, and Abdul Akbar Alsam.
Joey: Well both of those incompetent fools tried to rain on my parade by running in and attempt to make a statement to boss man Anderson. Well in doing so they stole my spotlight! And well, we all know I couldn’t let that happen. (Smirks) So I took matters into my own hands and clocked them both over the head with my championship to remind them just who the better man is. That was indeed a triumphant moment for the Real Deal as I positioned myself conqueringly over their motionless bodies for a second consecutive week! You see what they both fail to realize is that I’ve already beaten the both of them to be crowned champion. And even though both of those men believe wholeheartedly that they were screwed out of the Lightweight title match two weeks ago, their opinion isn’t worth a damn, every one around the world knows just as well as you do Orlando, that the superior man walked out of New York City with the gold around his waist.Doc Adams along with Akmed must now go to the back of the line just like everyone else. I made the announcement last week that I have since moved on from my past foes and declared last week, that I await the next challenger.
(Grins into the camera)
Orlando Maxwell: Well now onto your opponents in that triple threat match, first your thoughts on that (shudders) masked devil Logan V.
Joey: (Chuckles) Honestly anybody that has to conceal themselves behind a mask just to hide from their own pathetic excuse of a life is not worthy of stepping in the ring with someone of my stature. You see Logan, whining and complaining about not getting any wiser with age is not doing you any favors in this business, so what I’m going to help is you out by giving you some advice old man. Hang up the boots while you’re ahead, trust me you don’t want to embarrass your self again by stepping in the ring with the likes of Joey Nicholas!
Orlando Maxwell: Now then, what are your thoughts on Mike Rotch?
Joey: (Taken back for a moment) Excuse me?
Orlando Maxwell: You know Mike Rotch
Joey: I don’t know what the hell you’re trying to insinuate Orlando,The Real Deal doesn’t hang out with that kind of crowd, so we are not going to talk about (points below Orlando’s belt) your crotch!
Orlando Maxwell:Bu…
(Joey interrupts Orlando with a repulsive look on his face)
Joey: No! You sick freak! Let me make this very clear to you Orlando, what you do on your own time as Roberto’s fluffer is completely your business but don’t ever once mistake me for having a limp wrist!
(Orlando face turns cheery red with embarrassment)
Joey: Now onto my opponent for tonight, Mike Ock!
(Orlando frowns while shaking his head)
Joey: Don’t give me that look Orlando, I’m sure you yourself would love to see Mike Ock in action!
Orlando Maxwell: Wha…
Joey: No, no, no, I’m done hearing anymore of those creepy innuendos from your mouth Maxwell! The fact of the matter is, I’m going to wipe the floor with little Mikey and Logan V thus silencing all those naysayers who claim my title win was a fluke, adding yet another win under my belt! Furthermore, I will once again prove why Joey Nicholas is the Real Deal in the CWA and there is nobody here to say otherwise…
(Joey Smirks and then proceeds to make his way down the hallway to the entrance ramp)
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