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I also decided to stick all my promos here.


Orlando Maxwell is in the back with a mic in hand.

O.M.: Hello wrestling fans, Adrenaline Rush is just a few days away and this man, Im about to interview, is going to be involved in the 4 way Heavyweight Elimination Match. Ladies & Gentlemen please welcome Roberto Superstar.

Roberto comes in dressed like a rapper.

ROBERTO: YO YO YO pussycat, hows it hanging?

O.M.: Excuse me? Roberto?

ROBERTO: No, no, no, today you can call me MC Delicious.

O.M.: MC Delicious?

ROBERTO: Yeahhhhhh Boooooooyyy!!! Ya see, last night I was chilling with my homegirl, ya know, and we was watching MTV Raps, ya know, and it got me inspired. I even wrote me some rhymes. You wanna hear 'em son?

Orlando Maxwell gets all excited.

O.M.: Yes, I would love to hear your rhymes.

Roberto turns his hat backwards and clears his throat.

ROBERTO: Ok now G, give me some beat.

Orlando starts doing some beatboxing.

ROBERTO: Here we go, ya ya!!! 1, 2, 3 into to the 4.....Delicious is gonna make all your asses sore.

Half of yous is fools and half of yous is clowns.....that's why on the 31th you all is going down.

But its ok, I feel kind of generous.....thats why at the ppv I'm gonna make you all famous.

Frankie Enzo, you always trying to act tough, but you aint real.....at Adrenaline Rush, I'm going to serve you this meal.

Roberto points at his crotch like The Rock used to do.

O.M.: ":-O"

ROBERTO: and you Vance Johnson, ha ha should I be scared of your dark persona?.....ha ha I think Im more frighten of the Jonas Brotha.

And Mike Rotch, thinking you're tough cause of your MMA background.....too bad you dont know yet, that in your piss and blood you're going to drown.

At Adrenaline Rush Im going to be victorious....this has been a special presentation of MC Delicious.

Orlando Maxwell starts applauding.

O.M.: That was dope homeboy.

ROBERTO: Thank you, Thank you. Ok Im outte, call me later G, we'll do lunch.....Ta Ta!!!

Roberto leaves.


*Backstage Michelle Kelly is talking to the camera guy by the water cooler, when all of a sudden they spot Roberto and Orlando acting all mysterious*

Michelle: "Those two are up to something...let's go, we might have a scoop here."


*Michelle catches up to them*

Michelle: "Hey there guys, what's going on?"

*Roberto looking all bothered, cuts off Orlando who's about to answer*

Roberto: "It's you again. Don't you have anything better to do but bother us?"

Michelle: I am a reporter, this is my job."

Roberto: "You call bothering people a job?"

*Roberto and Orlando both start laughing, until Orlando realizes that he is also a reporter*

Orlando: "Hey, I am also a reporter."

Roberto: "Ohhhhh I know sweetheart, and I think you're so cute when you're reporting."

*Roberto gives Michelle a dirty look while consoling Orlando*

Roberto: "See what you have done now, you've upset Orlando."

*Michelle shakes her head and rolls her eyes*

Michelle: "I'm sorry. So, can I come with you guys or not?"

Roberto: "Whatever, just dont get in the way and don't ask any questions."

*They all march down the dark hallway of the boiler room*

Roberto: "So Orlando, are you sure this is the place?"

Orlando: "This is it. My sources are never wrong. This is where he is supposed to be."

Michelle: "Who is supposed to be here?"

Roberto: "SHHHH!!! What did I tell you?"

*Michelle rolls her eyes*

Michelle: "Oh forgot, sorry"

Roberto: "Ok let's move on"

*As they keep making their way down the dark hallway, it looks like Orlando and Roberto are a little frightened*

Orlando: "This place gives me the chills Roberto."

Roberto: "Dont tell me you are scared of the dark Orlandino?"

Orlando: "No, Im just saying, it's a little creepy down here, thats all"

*All of a sudden a mouse jumps out of the corner and Roberto and Orlando both scream like girls and hug each other*

Michelle: "Oh comon guys, it was only a little mouse"

*Michelle kelly bursts into laughter*

*Roberto looks at Orlando and shrugs him off*

Roberto: "Oh I know, I was just conforting Orlando. I thought he was gonna have a heart attack"

Orlando: "Me? I wasnt scared."

Roberto: "Yes you were."

Orlando: "Well, maybe a little."

*As they keep arguing, Michelle spots a dark figure in the far corner*

Michelle: "Hey fellas, is that the one you guys are looking for?"

*Roberto now gets all serious*

Roberto: "Oh thats him...stay back"

*Roberto cautiously gets a little closer*

Roberto: "Hello there Mr. Johnson, the time has finally come for me and you to go on our date. I can barely wait. You see Mr. Johnson, you attacked me in New York, with the delusion that your actions would have no consequences. Why? Do you not think I'm man enough to fight back? Would I be the number one contender if I wasnt man enough? Delusional is what you are Mr. Johnson...or maybe you attacked me, because you needed to justify an existence that's without meaning or purpose. The truth is, I feel sorry for you...sorry at your lack of intellect, 'cause only a simple mind could invent an insipid character such as the Figure of Destiny." *Roberto rubs his chin* "Figure of Destiny uh? Well the way I figure, your destiny tonight involves me kicking your poop shoot all over that ring. I've fought people like you before. I know people like you. Vagaries of your own perception is what drives you. But dont you worry honey, I will be your Saviour. I will slap you back into reality Mr. Johnson. You see, you have made your bed and now you're going to have sleep in it and guess what? I'm going to be the one tucking you in. Tonight Mr. Johnson your ass belongs to me."

*The dark figure now turns around and starts walking towards Roberto. Roberto looks intense and ready to fight. As tension mounts, the dark figure gets closer to the light to reveal that he is not Vance Johnson, but just a middle age man*

Mysterious Man: "Hey there, were you guys talking to me, I couldnt really hear you."

*Roberto all confused*

Roberto: "Who the hell are you?"

Mysterious Man: "I'm the caretaker here. Are you guys lost?"

*Roberto looks at Orlando*

Roberto: "I thought you said he'd be here."

Orlando: "Well this is where my source told me Mr. Rogers would be."

*Roberto looking all confused now*

Roberto: "Mr. Rogers?"

Mysterious Man: "I'm Mr. Rogers, you guys were looking for me?"

*Roberto now looking all frustrated*

Roberto: "MR. ROGERS????? I told you to look for Mr. Johnson you fool."

*Orlando looking like he doesnt know any Mr. Johnson*

*Roberto jumping up and down in frustration*

Roberto: "Vance Johnson?...The Figure of Destiny?"

Orlando: "OHHHHHH! Then why are we here."

*Roberto looking like he is about to blow*

Roberto: "Beause you told me he'd be here."

Orlando: "Well, I thought you said Mr. Rogers. Actually I saw Vance Johnson in the washroom right before you came and got me"

*Roberto at this point turns around and walks back to the arena, mumbling and swearing*

*Orlando turns to Michelle Kelly*

Orlando: "It was an honest mistake. Do you think he's mad?"

Michelle: "Well, maybe a little. Dont worry about it...let's go, I'll buy you a latte"

*Orlando all of a sudden goes from sad to excited*

Orlando: "A latte from Enricos?"

Michelle: "Sure why not..."

*They both start making their way back*

Michelle: "Hey let me ask you something...did Roberto's promo remind you of anything?"

Orlando: "mmmmm I dont think so...what you mean?"

Michelle: "A movie or something?"

*Michelle and Orlando both thinking*

Orlando: "I dont think so"

Michelle: "I thought I heard that from somewhere else...oh well"

*Camera cuts out*


*Roberto, sucking on a lollypop, makes his way to the ring with Precious by his side. The ring is decorated with a colourful couch, lamp, a lot of flamboyant veils, etc. etc.*

Buckworth: "Are you ready for this."

Taylor: "I cant wait, Roberto is gonna debut his new show, The Rainbow Room."

Buckworth: "...and tonight his special guests are going to be all the Superstars involved in the main event later on tonight."

Taylor: "It's going to be very interesting."

Buckworth: "Roberto of course the winner of that 3 way elimination match at our first Adrenaline Rush show, which earned him the right to fight for the World Heavyweight Title at Uprising."

Taylor: "...against the man who assaulted him in Chicago, Ultimate Pain."

Buckworth: "Correct, and tonight he will get a chance for retribution when they face each other in this huge tag team match."

*Roberto grabs the mic*

Roberto: "Welcome to the debut of the sassiest new show on tv today...The Rainbow Room. I am your beautiful host, The Beautiful Man. This talk show is gonna bring truth, laughter, sometimes tears, but most importantly style, to your living rooms like no other Talk Show has ever done before. Tonight we are gonna talk about the highly anticipated tag team main event that's gonna take place later on tonight, in which of course I'll be participating in. So without further do, let me introduce the man that's going to be by my side. Ladies and Gentleman please welcome Vance Johnson."

*The lights go dark and out comes The Figure of Destiny*

Taylor: "Im telling you, this man sends shivers down my spine."

Buckworth: "This place seems to have gotten colder all of sudden. The Figure of Destiny making his way to the ring and he doesnt seem very happy."

Taylor: "I wouldn't wanna be the Brotherhood tonight."

*As Vance Johnson gets in the ring, Roberto tries to shake his hand, but Johnson just gives him a cold stare.*

Roberto: "Allllllllrighty then...and now let me introduce our opponents, Mr.Pain and his partner Mr.Quinn."

*The Brotherhood's music hits and out comes two midgets dressed like Pain and Quinn.*

Buckworth: "What in the blue hell?"

*Taylor laughing hysterically*

*Roberto is also laughing hysterically*

Roberto: "Hey Precious, I think they could fit in your little handbag."

*The midgets get in the ring and they both start posing, mimicking The real Brotherhood*

*While Roberto is laughing, he turns to Johnson who gives him a cold stare which in turn frightens Roberto*

Roberto: "Oh comon, you can't tell me you dont find this funny...THEY ARE MIDGETS"

*Roberto keeps laughing*

Roberto: "Ok, ok, come over here fellas, let me ask you a few questions. We all know you guys are short on talent, but this is ridiculous. Do you really think you guys can beat us? "

*As the midgets are about to answer, Vance Johnson attacks them both delivering a double chokeslam*

Roberto: "Whatta hell are you doing"

*Johnson gets right to Roberto's face and then grabs the mic from his hand.*

Buckworth: "I dont think Vance Johnson finds this even remotely funny"

*He continues to stare at Roberto for a few seconds, then turns to the camera.*

Vance Johnson: "My sole purpose in this lifeless world, is to collect the souls of the unfortunate people that crossed my path. Tonight Brotherhood, you will learn that there's no escape from the dark side."

*All of a sudden the Arena goes dark. After a few seconds, the lights turn back on, with Johnson no longer in the ring*

Buckworth: "Where did he go"

Taylor: "He has disappeared into thin air."

*Roberto grabs Precious stunned at what he has witnessed, but after a few moments a confident smirk appears on his face*

Buckworth: "I think tonight we are going to witness a war"

Taylor: "I can't wait"

*Camera cuts out*


*Footages of Roberto winning the three way elimination match at the First Adrenaline Rush is shown.*

Larry King: "He's eccentric, flamboyant and he's going to fight for the World Title at Uprising on February 14 in Las Vegas. This is the interview we've been wanting to do for awhile now, Roberto Superstar, one on one. He's gonna answer questions about how he got into wrestling, his decision to sign for CWA and his up coming bout against Ultimate Pain and finally he will make a stunning announcement at the end of the show. So much to talk about, next on Larry King Live."

*The Larry King Live opening segment plays. When the video is over the camera pans on the desk where Larry King and Roberto are already sitting.*

Larry King: "Hello Roberto, thanks for being here."

Roberto: "Thank you, it's my pleasure sir."

Larry King: "First of all, you are one of the most eccentric and controversial wrestlers in CWA today."

Roberto: "I am? (smiles)"

Larry King: "Well, yes you are (smiles), and my question to you is, how did you come up with such a character? ...and please just call me Larry."

Roberto: "Ok, sure Larry. Wrestling is a business where if you dont make yourself noticed, it doesnt matter how good you are, you ain't gonna make it."

Larry King: "Basically, you need a gimmick that gets people's attention."

Roberto: "Exactly. When I step into the ring, my gimmick is loud and it's hard not to notice me."

Larry King: "It also gets into your opponent's head, so that's another plus I'm guessing."

Roberto: "(laughs) You can say that, it plays with people's minds, definitely. "

Larry King: "But you still need to be a good wrestler inside that ring to be successful."

Roberto: "Of course, of course, that goes without saying. Charisma and a great gimmick can only take you so far."

Larry King: "Ok lets keep going. CWA is a young company, only been around for a few months, why sign with them."

Roberto: "I signed with them 'cause...(laughs) first of all they gave me a bunch of money and it was hard to say no..."

Larry King: "(laughs) That's always a good reason."

Roberto: "Yes it is (smiles)...but no, mmmm I also saw a lot of promise in these guys. They really wanted to build a successful wrestling company, they promised me great competition and so far I think I've made the right decision."

*Larry King turns to the camera*

Larry King: "Ok, we're going to have to break, but I've got lots more questions to ask our guest, so stay tuned."

*COMMERCIALS*

*The program comes back from the commercial break and Roberto's match against Vance Johnson is playing on the screen for a few seconds before going back to Larry King*

Larry King: "(looking at the camera) Uprising will take place Friday February 13 in Las Vegas. Participating in the main event is this good looking fellow sitting next to me, Roberto. (turns to Roberto) This is CWA's first PPV, what can we expect Roberto."

Roberto: "Uprising is gonna blow the roof off the place. CWA is really rolling down the red carpet for this event and it's going to be entertainment personified. There's gonna be celebrities, crazy pyrotechnics and of course myself (laughs). It's going to be spectacular."

Larry King: "Sounds like it's going to be lots of fun. Lets take some phone calls, what you think?"

Roberto: "Sure why not."

Larry King: "Our first caller is Danny Diamond and he's from Boston. Hi Danny, are you there?"

Danny Diamond: "Hi Larry, how's it going."

Larry King: "Im doing fine, thank you. Do you got a question for Roberto."

Danny Diamond:"Yes I do. Hey Roberto, first of all I would like to say that you are by far the best wrestler in the world today and my all time favorite. I own a wrestling forum and Im thinking about changing it to an all Roberto forum 'cause I'm totally in love wih you"

Roberto: "Oh thank you Danny, you're too kind (smiles)."

Danny Diamond: "I just wanted to ask you...are you concerned about The Brotherhood possibly interfering in your match on Friday?"

Roberto: "(Sighs) mmm let put it this way Danny...cowards always run in packs. Ultimate Pain is not just a coward, he is the biggest coward I have ever seen, so The Brotherhood is going to interfere, I'm certain of that. Am I worried? Not really, 'cause cowards dont scare me. Bring them all on, I love the challenge."

Larry King: "Thank you Danny for the phone call, now we go to Toronto where Al is on the line. Al, can you hear me?"

Al: "Yes I can hear you, hi."

Larry King: "Do you have a question for our guest here?"

Al: "I just wanted to know what has Roberto done to really prepare for this match? Also, Canada loves you Roberto and we're all hoping you take home the gold. You da man baby."

Roberto:"I appreciate it Al. Thank you very much, I'll do my best not to let Canada down. I basically prepared the same way I prepare for all my matches, and that's training hard. Everyone that knows me, knows how hard I train. I've always believed that fights are won in the gym and that's the reason why I always work so hard."

Larry King: "Let's talk about that a little. You are one of the hardest working guys in the business right? You are known for watching tapes of your opponents, you know the history of this business and inside that gym there's no one who sweats more than you. You've embraced wrestling in the biggest way."

Roberto: "I love what I do Larry. I love wrestling, I love the business, I love being involved in it, I love watching it, I love the competition, I love the athleticism, I love working out and getting in shape for it. I'm in the gym 15 hours a day. I wake up in the morning and I run for 2 hours. I then hit the gym and do some weights for hours and then do some more cardio."

Larry King: "You do this everyday?"

Roberto: "Every single day. It's my passion and to be honest, it doesnt even seem like working to me. I just love doing it."

Larry King: "(turns to the camera) Alright, we're gonna have to take a break, but when we comeback, Roberto is gonna talk about how he started in wrestling and how he is perceived in the lockeroom. Stay with us."

*COMMERCIALS*

*The show returns and a Roberto promo is playing on the screen for a few seconds before returning to Larry King*

Larry King: "How did you start in this business."

Roberto: "I started when I was 16 years old in Backyard wrestling."

Larry King: "What is that exactly?"

Roberto: "It's basically a bunch of crazy kids wrestling in their own backyards and usually using a trampoline."

Larry King: "Trampoline?"

Roberto: "Ya, we used to use a trampoline. Easier to carry from one backyard to another, cheaper than a wrestling ring, less maintenance and you can usually do some crazy ass stuff on a trampoline, stuff that you cant really do in a real ring."

*Footages of an old Roberto match when he was 16 yrs old and wrestling in a bakyard match is shown on the monitor behind them*

Larry King: "That's insane. You have to be a real tough kid to do those type of things."

Roberto: "Tough and insane (laugh). I broke a lot of bones in those days."

Larry King: "I bet you have. So you've been around wrestling a long time already, do the guys in the lockeroom ask for your advice about things?"

Roberto: "All the times. In fact it's kinda funny to me sometimes you know, 'cause I am like a mentor to a lot guys in the back and I feel like a veteran, even tho I'm only 23 yrs old. Like I've said, I've been wrestling since I was 16 and I was also trained by the very best."

Larry King: "Let's talk about that. You were trained by the Great, Hall of Famer, Super Mario Ganzo up in Chicago in the Chamber."

Roberto: "Yes, that's correct."

Larry King: "First of all, tell me about the Chamber a little bit, what is it exactly?"

Roberto: "Well, the Chamber is just a basement where we trained. It was nicknamed the Chamber 'cause we used to get tortured down there."

Larry King: "I heard some of the stories and it sounds like straight out of a horror movie."

Roberto: "(laughs) It was rough, I'll tell you that much. People screaming, crying, boken bones, a lot of pain and all of that was a normal daily occurrence."

Larry King: "So I guess, a lot of people didnt make it."

Roberto: "Well, let me put it this way. Hundreds of people went down to the Chamber to train and to learn how to wrestle, but only 3 people have ever graduated. Me, Reverend Rudy and Black Sheep."

Larry King: "Let me ask you this, there are rumours out there that claim Ultimate Pain actually tried to train down in the Chamber, but ended up quitting after only one hour. Is that true?"

Roberto: "(laughs) No comment.

Larry King: "Ok Ok, fair enough (smiles). Let's talk about you training with Mario Ganzo and how was that experience like."

Roberto: "Well, Mr. Ganzo is unquestionably the greatest wrestler of all time. The first time I met him, I was like in awe. Super Mario Ganzo was to wrestling what Muhammed Ali was to boxing or Pele was to soccer. You know, he was bigger than life and all of us students were big fans of his. Being trained by him, is the main reason why in a few days I'll be fighting for the CWA World Title. It wasn't easy though, he often liked to push us to our limits 'cause he loved to know what we were made of. He was real cruel down in the Chamber most of the times, but he is a great man and a great teacher, that's for sure. I've been blessed to have been able to learn from him. I wouldnt be where I am today if it wasn't for him."

Larry King: "We actually chatted with Super Mario Ganzo and asked him about you and this is what he had to say. Watch the monitor please."

*Part of the interview with Mario Ganzo plays on the monitor*

Mario Ganzo: "A lot of kids come to train with me, but only a few of those kids have the real passion or athletic skills to make it. Roberto definitely had that passion and those skills. He was always the first to come training and the last one to leave. He loved to ask question and always wanted to know more. I remember the first time he stepped into the Chamber, you could see right away that there was something special about him. He is the best wrestlers I have ever had the pleasure to teach. In fact, he is one of the best wrestlers I have ever been around period."

*Video ends*

Larry King: "Real nice words by a great man."

Roberto: "I dont know what to say, Im overwhelmed. To hear the greatest wrestler ever say those things about you it's...it's...it's the ultimate compliment."

Larry King: "Ok, we are going to take a final break and when we comeback we are going to play a little name association game with Roberto. Plus, his shocking announcement. Dont go anywhere."

*COMMERCIALS*

*When the program returns, footages of Roberto and Ultimate Pain contract signing is shown.*

Larry King: "(looking at the camera) Welcome back everybody and thanks for being with us tonight. (turns to Roberto) Let's do some words association...Logan V"

Roberto: "We actually travel together...he's a good friend of mine and one the nicest guys you'll ever get to meet. As far as wrestling goes, he's finally getting his confidence back and I think Guardian Devil is gonna be in for a long night at Uprising."

Larry King: "Joey Nicholas"

Roberto: "A wrestler whose luck is gonna run out in a few days. I think the Doctor is gonna make sure of that when they finally meet at Uprising."

Larry King: "Vance Johnson"

Roberto: "Weird. Very, very weird, both in and out of the ring. That's all I gotta say about that guy (laughs)."

Larry King: "That was great Roberto. Finally, tell me why you are going to win the World Title at Uprising."

*Roberto laughs and then gets into charater*

Roberto: "Because I am better than Ultimate Pain. Like I've said before, he's a coward and he doesn't even deserve to be in that ring with me. You know, I've carried this company on my back so far and I've been the best wrestler here. It's not a coincidence that I've been in every single main event since this company started. I know it's not about deserving, but I do deserve to be the Champion and to lead this company into the future. Unlike Ultimate Pain, I'm on the road six days a week doing house shows, promoting CWA, doing autographs signings and not 'cause I have to, but because I want to and because CWA needs me to do this. You know, Pain comes once every 2 weeks, wrestles one match, collects is paycheck and goes home. That's not what this company needs. It also doesnt send a great message to the young boys in the back. The truth is the CWA fans want me to win...CWA needs me to win. (Roberto turns to the camera with an intense look) Ultimate Pain, I'm ready, I've done my homework and I'm 100%, both physically and mentally. Come Uprising, you wont be able to escape the inevitable. The inevitable fact that you will have to face me one on one in the middle of that ring. The inevitable fact that am better than you...and the inevitable fact that only a miracle will be able to save you. You see, you think you own the place, but what you and your cronies really own, IS A BEATING...and I will deliver it, free of charge. (maniacal laughs) It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye sweetheart, and you're about to lose both of them. At Uprising your ass is mine."

Larry King: "(looking at the camera) It's gonna be a match for the ages and you can watch it on PPV, so call your cable provider. (turns to Roberto) Roberto, what's the big announcement."

Roberto: "(still in character) Well, I was walking Precious without his booties the other day and it seems he has injured his little paw, so he won't be in Las Vegas."

Larry King: "(smiles) That's too bad, we wish little Precious a speedy recovery."

Roberto: "Thank you Larry."

Larry King: "Any final words?"

Roberto: "(Roberto looks at the camera, mimicking Ultimate Pain) You may be the...

Larry King:"..."

Roberto: "Ultimate..."

Cameraman: "..."

Roberto: "Paaain"

Larry King: "..."

Roberto: "But at Uprising, I will be a Paaain..."

Cameraman: "..."

Roberto: "In your..."

*Larry King looks at his watch*

Roberto:"ASSSSSSSSSSSSS"

Larry King: "See you next week everybody, goodnight."

*The End*

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