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To Be Loved... by Papa Roach hits, and the opening video package for RAW airs. It's
followed by a package hihglighting the Rumble last night.

J.R.: Ladies and Gentleman , Welcome to Wheeling, West Virginia, and Monday Night Raw. I am Jim Ross, alongside my Hall of Fame partner, Jerry Lawler.
King: Yes J.R., and we have got one great show lined up for you here tonight.
J.R.: Yes we do King, so lets get it started!
The camera flashes across the arena as the song Metalingus by Alterbridge hits and Edge, along with Lita, comes out to a chorus of boos. He gets in the ring and grabs a mic. The crowd starts chanting "Edge Sucks".

Edge: SHUT UP! (more boos and chanting. As the chants boos settle down, Edge continues). Now, I suppose everyone her has heard or seen what happened last night at The Royal Rumble. If not, let me tell you. I beat 29 other men in one of two Royal Rumble matches to win the WWE Championship! And quite frankly, I am the best WWE Champion ever to walk God's Green Earth! And you pathetic, peice of crap fans should not be booing me, but cheering me. You worthless white trash rednecks and whores here in Wheeling should be proud to call me, The Rated-R Superstar, your champion and should be thankful I chose to grace this hillbilly state with my presence here tonight. As a matter of fact, I- ( One of a Kind by Breaking Point blares and Rob Van Dam makes his way to the ring to a standing ovation.)

RVD: Edge, dude, why are you putting down all these fans for man? It's not cool. Besides, you aren't so great. You might be the Rated-R Superstar, but I'm The Whole F---ing Show!

Edge: Listen Rob, I-

RVD: No, you listen. You've only been champ for one night, and I am already sick and tired of you. You come out here and think with that just because you are the champion you can do or say what ever you want. Well, I'm here to tell you that you can't, and I'm going to prove it at Wrestlemania. I want you at Mania for the title. ( Triple H's music hits and he walks down to the ring.)
HHH: Now listen Rob, I hate to rain on your little parade, but you aren't gonna face Edge here at Wrestlemania. I AM. And you wanna know why I am? There is a simple reason why. Because I am The Game, and I am That...Damn...(Shawn Michael's music hits and HBK makes his way out.)

HBK: No, no, no, Hunter. You are NOT facing Edge at Mania.

RVD: You're right Shawn, because I-

HBK: But neither are you Rob. There is only one person fit to face Edge at Wrestlemania and that is Mr. Wrestlemania himself, the showstopper, the icon, The Heartbreak Kid, HBK, Shawn Michaels. And-

Edge: What makes you guys so sure any of you are going to face me for my title, not only at Wrestlemania, but EVER? You three aren't worthy to face me for my title. Let's look at your stats. Rob, you used to be what? A TV Champ in some rinky-dink bingo hall promotion back in the 90's. Hell, your only real claim to fame is being eliminated by yours truly in the Rumble last night. Shawn, what about you. You are a former World Champ. You won it win? About 30 years ago. Sure Shawn you used to be the Showstopper but now you're just a washed-up dickhopper! And Trips, the best thing you have ever done is bring up Randy Orton, who by the way, teaming with me, beat you and the DHK at Cyber Sunday 2006 after you dumped him. So basically all three of you suck and I will assure you that none of will ever have a shot at my title. So, if you will excuse me, I'll be leaving now, as me and my girlfriend Lita have better things to do then stand here wasting time with you guys.
(Edge starts to leave but Shane McMahon's music hits and he walks out with a microphone in hand.)

Shane: Edge, you are wrong, my friend. ONE of those men will have a shot at your title. Becuase at Against All Odds, Shawn Michaels will battle Triple H and Rob Van Dam, and the winner will have a shot at your title, Edge, and that match will take place at Wrestlemania! But meanwhile, all four of you are in a match tonight. It'll be HBK, RVD, and Cryme Tyme teaming together tonight to battle America's Most Wanted, Triple H and Edge, tonight! Have fun.

Edge looks extremely angry
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When we return from commercial, JTG is in the ring, waiting for his opponett. (BOOM! Fire explodes and Kane makes his way to the ring.)

Match 1: Kane vs. Homicide
Kane starts the match off with a clothesline. As Homicide get up Kane hits a sidewalk slam. As Kane looks down at his prey, Homicide slowly makes his way to his feet. He dodges a punch by Kane and hits a flurry of punches, then climbs to the top rope and tries a diving crossbody. Kane catches him and then tosses him to the floor outside. The referee starts his count. When he gets up to about nine and three-quarters, Homicide rolls into the ring again. Kane picks him up and whips him into the ropes followed a big boot. He picks Homicide up and forces him into the corner and starts to choke him. The referee starts counting. Kane lets off at the count of four. He then hits a stiff uppercut. He climbs to the top rope and hits a flying clothesline. He signals for the cokeslam. He grabs Homicide by the throat, lifts him up , and then slams him down hard. Not satisfied, Kane picks him up and tosses him outside of the ring. He then lifts him up on his shoulder and hits a tombstone piledriver. He rolls him into the ring and hits another chokeslam before finally going for the cover. 1...2...3. And Kane wins.

Lillian: At 3:37, Your Winner, Kane!

J.R.: By God King Kane is a monster!
King: Yeah J.R., I hope he leaves and gets away from us.
J.R.: Let's send it backstage where Todd Grisham is standing by with Rhino.

Grisham: Hello, and I'm here with The War Machine, Rhino. Rhino, you have a match coming up with Matt Hardy. What are your thoughts on that match.

Rhino: Well, Todd, my thoughts are simply to win. Some people might think I don't have a chance against Matt, but I know I do. And tonight I'm gonna go out there and win that match and break Matt Hardy in half with a GORE! GORE! GORE!

Grisham: And that match, is next!
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Matt Hardy hits the ring. Then Rhino does.

Match 2: Matt Hardy vs. Rhino
15 Minutes Into The Match:
Rhino and Hardy are both down but getting up. Rhino hits a suplex on Hardy, followed by a shoulder tackle. He then picks up Matt and hits a powerslam. he goes for the cover. 1...2.. kick out. Rhino is frustrated and wants end it. He whips Hardy into the corner and sets up for a flying splash on Hardy. He misses and Hardy hits a dropkick. Hardy goes for the cover. 1...2. kick out. Hardy then goes outside and goes for a steel chair. He slides it into the ring and goes to hit Rhino with it. The ref takes it away and while the ref is distracted, Hardy puts on some brass knucks and goes to hit Rhino with them. The Manbeast ducks, though, and hits a Gore. Cover. 1...2...3. Rhino Wins!

Lillian: Your winner, at 19:54 seconds, Rhino!
As Rhino celebrates, Edge slides in the ring and hits a Spear.

J.R.: What The Hell?
King: I don't understand. What is this about?

Edge slide out of the ring and gets two steel chairs, a table, and a ladder. he nails Rhino with the ladder. He lays Rhino out ont he table and slides a chair unders his head. He picks the other one up.

J.R.: No Edge don't do it! This man has a family to think about!

Edge hits Rhino with a one man con-chair-to. He then sets the ladder up and climbs up top of the ladder and hits a big splash of the top onto Rhino through the table.

J.R.: Oh God Rhino's hurt! Rhino's hurt! Please can we get some medical attention out here?
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With EMT's helping Rhino out of the ring with Edge still standing in the ring, replays are shown of what had just happened.

Edge: Many people are probally wondering why I just did what I did. Well, I'll tell you why. Because I'm angry, dammit! And when I get angry, I take out my agressions. Rhino just happened to be an easy target. And if anyone has a problem with what I just did, well it's too damn bad! And if this sonofabitch Rhino has a problem, then too bad for him too! Because I don't care about you fans, I don't care about this company, and I sure as hell don't care about Rhino! And if anybody else wants to mess with me, think about what just happened, because I will do the same thing, and worse, to any damn one of you!

Shane O" Mac's music hits. He comes out with a mic.

Shane: Edge, I have been out here too many times tonight dealing with you and the problem you are creating on my show! So, if you want to take out your aggressions so bad, here's what were gonna we're gonna do. Next week, you and me, no holds barred match. And just incase that isnt enough, it's gonna be you and Rhino at Against All Odds in a Tables, ladders, and Chairs Match! But don't worry. Your title won't be on the line. I wanna save the good stuff until Mania.
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King: Well, J.R., something big has just transpired here live on Monday Night Raw.

J.R.: Well your damn right King. We now have a no holds barred match next week on RAW between our GM Shane O' Mac and Edge. And a TLC match between Edge and Rhino at Against All Odds.

King: Speaking of Against All Odds, we would like to thank AC/DC for providing us with the song War Machine, off the album Black Ice, for Against All Odd's official theme song.

Match 3: Jeff Jarrett vs. Hernandez
10 Minutes Into The Match:
Jeff Jarrett goes for a boot but misses, getting crotched on the ring ropes. Hernanadez tosses him over and then hits a flying plancha over the top. Hernandez rolls Jeff Jarrett into the ring. He whips him into the ropes and misses a move. Jarrett goes for a move but gets a boot to the gut. Hernandez then lifts Shad onto his shoulders and hits a Border Toss. He goes for the cover. 1...2...3. And Hernandez wins.

Lillian: Your winner at 12:53, Hernandez.
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Match 4: Lita and Christy Hemme vs. Trish Stratus and Gail Kim
10 minutes into the match:
Lita hits a hurracanranna on Gail. She tags in Christy and they double-suplex Gail. Trish then comes in and eliminates Lita from the mix. Christy goes for her Firecrotch move but misses. Gail then hits a Tornado DDT and goes for the pin. 1...2...3.

Lillian: Your winners, at 12:01, Gail Kim and Trish Stratus!

J.R.: What a great match.
King: Puppies!
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Todd Grisham: I'm here with the team of AMW, Edge, and Triple H. Guys, up next you are in a 8-man tag match against the team of RVD, Shawn Mic-

James Storm- Yeah we know who we are facing. And we've drunk a few beers, got warmed up, and we are ready to go. So let's go guys. Woo!

Grisham: To the ring.

The match is announced and the teams come out.
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We come back and join the match in progress.
5 minutes later.
HBK hits a superkick on HHH. They both go down. HBK crawls and tags in RVD as HHH tags in Edge. RVD comes in and hits a spinning wheel kick on Edge. He follows up with a flurry of punches followed up by an enzuiguri kick. He then hits a Tiger Driver. He leaps to the top rope. AMW tries to interfere but Cryme Tyme take care of them. RVD hits the Five-Star Frog Splash. The cover. 1...2...3. RVD wins the match for his team.

Lillian: Your winners, at 11:37, RVD, HBK, and Cryme Tyme!

J.R.: What a match. What a show! We'll see ya next week on Monday Night Raw!

RVD, HBK, and Cryme Tyme celebrates as the camera fades away.

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