Matt S.

The angle starts with a woman being dragged into WWE, let's call her...Lady. Seriously. That as her ring name.

Anyway, she moves onto Raw, and Triple H and her have a relationship, to the point where HHH awards her the World Title. She retains for two months as she beats all of Raws best cleanly.

Then Triple H realises something - he loves himself too much. Triple H tells her this - and comes up with the perfect solution. She'll have plastic surgery so she looks exactly like Triple H, she'll go to a stylist to get the hair and clothes done, an acting coach to get the personality right. So, he does this, and Lady comes back looking like Triple H.

They form a tag team, and are in a handicap match against Spike Dudley. Spike loses, and afterwards, HHH and LadyHHH gets Spike drunk, who only has one thing to say - "I must be so drunk, I can see FOUR Triple H's!"

Anyway, LadyHHH admits she doesn't like it much - so she pays for HHH and herself to be transferred back to her own image. They do so. Triple H wins the womans title. Everybody complains to TV people.

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