| Hello, IM Johnny Cash and this is my Smackdown review.
Sorry i havent posted a review of raw or the PPV..But i didnt freakin feel like it. I didnt watch the ppv cuz im poor, and didnt post about Raw cuz i was doing something else..Granted it was dissapointing and short, but only for her.
Now onto Smackdown
We get Vince coming out and being mad he could not unmask Mr. America..Though he unmasked himself on the PPV from what I read. But whateva.. Otherwise he claims hes gonna leave here with a smile..Im glad he got his smile back, cuz im not sure if I have mine.. Im normally an optimist when it comes to wrestling..But McMahon doesnt need to be the biggest heel again..This needs to be a transitional thing..Hopefully they give it to O'Haire, or someone who turns..
Next
Smackdown tag title: Eddie Guerrero & Tajiri v. Team Angle
This was actually a pretty cool match..And i liked the cheating at the end by tossing the chair to the other guy..Hey they cheat to win..And it doesnt matter if its 2 mexicans or a mexican and a Jap..They are gonna cheat..And apperently win also..SO the creed stays in tact..The match worked well also..I kinda like Tajiri better then Chavo here..I have always been a fan of Tajriri though..I think his kicks are cool, and get the crowd going..That cant be bad..
Next Vince nd Steph..Ehh..Dont really care to much..They talk about conrol of the show..But steph should have been way more pissed..Her dad totally stole her thunder (show wise)..She should start going face soon..No one may buy it..But thats what looks to be happeneing..Or naked..She should turn naked in my opinion..
Next we get more Vince..He ius mad at Piper for not finishing the job..O'Haire is the voice of reason here..Which he shouldnt be (character wise)..But ahh hell, if it gets the guy over fine. Either way O'Haire will finish the job or Piper is finished..I still cant say enough about Piper as a heel..He amuses the hell out of me with his facial expressions and actions..I dont really care he cant wrestle anymore, when has that stopped anyone..
Cena v Spany next
Basically a beat down..Might as well call Spanky "Spike with a personality". Though thats kinda a long name..But nothing much comes here..But it helps Cena get over..Whom i think should be good eventually..If not soon..
Next Hardy v Benoit..The non-gay employed Hardy that is..
Benoit wins by tap out, but it was a decent bout..Benoit in my opinion is the intercontinental title..U marks may dissagree..But this is his home..A damn good wrestler..With some pop, who can make people look good..But isnt a huge draw due to charisma and mic skills..I think this is where he could excell with a honkey tonk man heel run of a year or so..AS a side note Hardy told Mysterio he could have a title shot if he beat the jobbers in his crew..Another thing..Why have a crew if they suck?.. Matt Hardy has mattitude and a good mattiducation, he should know his friends suck..I know who my sorry ass friends are..I wouldnt risk anyhthing on them..Im watching this on tivo and havt seen the match yet..But i bet those two chumps have a better chance putting a dildo up thier own ass while holding it in their own mouth on live tv then winning this..
Hey I was right! They both lost..And Rey hurt his groin also apperently..Guess he tried to put the dildo up is own ass and hurt himself to prove me wrong..Stupid mexican
Now we get steph and the one legeed man..The dude can apperently wreslte..let him kick some sh*t out..No more sympathy crap..Cuz im the core demographic of WWE..And i think crippled people are funny..Plus the WWE/F doesnt do tragedy well..
Next Hogan has to take a lie decector test if he loses..I guess asking to take off the mask would be to much..Just kidding..God i hate watching shows sober when i ask questions..If everyone was drunk the wwe would kill in ratings..Its entertaiunment..They need to get back to that..I dont care how people feel..I dont care how my girlfriend feels..Freakin amuse me!
Brock v FBI next
I guess just Stamboli is wreslting..This guy has some talent has the tough guy in a stable..Which he is kinda getting pushed as..But i think he needs to be pushed as allot dumber..And not wrestling..Just as intimidation..Either way we get a DQ once they rest onf FBI runs in and Taker saves Brock..I hope they have better things for taker to do..Or else have him turn and be the don..Don Taker..Play off his backstage rep, it would be amsuing..At least to me
Next Sable, who has a suprisingly good body for her age does a little tease for tazz. since he said she lost teh competion vs Torrie..U call it crap..I call it "shes got and moving, its all good"..I cant say enough good things here..Sorry to any hardcore fans but wreslting is freakin entertainment..And im entertainment by boobies..
Next we get somwthing i didnt like..Ohaie/Hogan
Nothing special match but Vine comes out and arrests the cripple for tresspassing causing a countout..Pretty damn lame..There are two people who need ot be put over here..The cripple and O"Haire..Neither were..Hopefully they can pull something out here which lets the two active (or soon to be) wrestlers go over and move on..
Overall, not a bad show..Optimist as I am, I still hope Vince isnt banking on himself as a draw..Hopefully they are just building heat for the cripple and O'Haire to draw from..But overall not to bad, especially the first hour or so |