| It's true, there may not be a DQ in a HIAC, but Miakal light a bonfire under my ass!!!
How does this sound for an no-desicion ending???
Both men get into the ring, do a collar and elbow tie up, and both promptly roll around the floor in agony, having simultaneously torn their quads.
Test, Steiner, Goldberg, Val Venis and Three Minute Warning then run down, start a smazz to cover the fact that both particpants can't compete. These wrestlers then fall over, roll around in agony, and are found to have also torn their quads.
All parties injured in the match are then fired for being poop, and a tournament is set up where the participants have to fight each other in league style match-ups, then moving into single elimination, over a period of two months, and the grand winner is crowned new champ. It'd be like the World Cup, only more fun, and with desicions that aren't completely decided by a team of no nothing idiots... |