Jayman

Best: Probably the Sega Genesis I got when I was about 11. It came with Toe Jam & Earl (anyone remember that game), which I thought was the coolest game on the planet. Also had Sonic and whatnot. Second place was probably my Ghostbusters backpack, that came with the detachable Proton Gun and ghost trap. My brother and I thought we were the shit. We'd go around the house busting ghosts for my mom...free of charge, of course. Well, I take that back: our fee was a bowl of mac and cheese.

Worst: Back when my wife and I were dating, she bought me the ugliest yellow sweater, bless her soul. Apparently she wanted me to dress preppier, but it wasn't going to happen. I wore it the day after Christmas for her, the only time I ever wore it, before giving it away to Salvation Army.