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Old 10-15-2008, 01:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Universal Wrestling Alliance

On March the seventh 2008, a video popped up on YouTube. The video highlighted some of the worst wrestling we have seen in a really long time. This wasn’t a backyard video, this was a video made entirely of clips from professional mainstream organisations. The video proved a huge success & even made the most viewed chart two days running. The Uploader of the video had the user name UWA. No-one paid any notice to it as a Google search only came up with University of Western Australia.

Three months would pass before another video appeared. On June twelfth, a video condemning the mainstream wrestling organizations was posted. It was a silent video that used only short sentences & images again showing ridiculous situations in wrestling. The video again proved to be a success but this time more for curiosity sake than for humours sake.

On August 29<SUP>th</SUP> 2008 we would finally get something we co
uld work with. A date & a name. Universal Wrestling Alliance was the name & October 15<SUP>th</SUP> 2008 was the date. A Google search of Universal Wrestling Alliance led to an image. An image that bore the UWA logo aswell as two images of wrestlers we all know. On the left was the somewhat insane Delirious, while on the right was former WWE United States champion Bobby Lashley.

On September 19<SUP>th</SUP> 2008, yet another video appeared. This time however, we got a press conference more than anything. A man who introduced himself as the saviour of professional wrestling announced that he has formed a company that would one day rival the mighty WWE & one day soon rival second placed TNA. The speaker then said his dream is becoming reality. On October 15<SUP>th</SUP> 2008, UWA will hold its first ever live event. In November their will be a second event, the date to be confirmed. In December, all the parts will fall into place with a third show.

On that first show, October 15<SUP>th</SUP> 2008, we will be treated to some of the best wrestlers not currently tied down to iron clad exclusive contracts. On that night we will see he first half of the tournament to determine the first ever UWA Heavyweight Champion. Eight men will arrive at the building, full of promise, six will be leaving dejected & beaten while the other two will have booker their place on December’s card. November will see the same format.

The video abruptly finishes after that announcement. We were left with only this image.

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