| 1. Why sit on the sidelines at recess instead of playing with the others? Not a clue
2. Since when did society decide to have no smokin in bars? I'm fine with it, I don't smoke and now my clothes don't reek of smoke the next morning
3. Why can't we race 100 mph like ppl do in Monaco?It leads to death which, as a non-believer, is pretty final
4. How can there not be enough good stuff on TV at 11pm? Never have any problems finding something to watch, I mean c'mon they're are around 900 channels aren't there?
5. What makes skateboarding, snowboarding and BMX riding extreme sport games?Depends where you do them. I'd say they are only extreme if you're doing them in an extreme location or situation.
6. Why doesn't Hollywood produce a movie with an ending you can't quess within the first 10 mins? They're out there. Stop just watching the blockbusters.
7. What is the best lookin color for a car?Black
8. What is deal with bright colored crocs?What? Those shoes? I despise their ugliness if that's what we're talking about, regardless of the colour.
9. What is your pajamas style? Not applicable
10. What was your school years like? Absolutely fantastic.
11. What color created annoys you to death?Brown
12. When do you make the first move on her/him? Different on every date
13. How far into the date do you know your going to get sex? Again, it's never the same
14. How do you tell someone that your not interested?They usually get the point
15. How long after a breakup is it ok to started trying to hookup?Again, too random a question. Depends on each different situation.
16. According to Bill Clinton, he did not have sex with that woman... so does that mean then oral sex is sex???? Yes oral sex is sex. Especially when you stain their dress with your jizz Bill
17. What movie should NOT have been made? Spunky Birthday should not have been made without inviting me
18. What would be the coolest exotic pet to have? No idea.
19. Is it better to be East Coast or West Coast? It's better to be an indiviual
20. What has been the best pickup line/move that worked for you? Never used them
1. Who is tougher .. the Navy or Marines?
Marines
2. What was the best moment in high school?
All of it
3. What is the best song to have sex to?
It's not usually the song I'm into
4. Who would you like to find naked on a private beach?
Find them? What are they dead?
5. What show needs to be back on TV?
It's a Knockout (or Jeux San Frontiers)
6. You think Smurfette is ho?
I guess
7. Most retarded word every used in the English language?
Retarded
8. Do blondes really have more fun?
Course not
9. What is the big appeal about drift racing?
No idea what this is.
10. Burger King or McDonalds?BK. It's posh Macdonalds
Your name: David
Do you believe in God:No
What was your first impression of me upon meeting:Never met you or spoken to you
Color of your eyes: Blue
Do you have any siblings:2 brothers
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you:Nope
What's your favorite type of music: Rock
What is the best feature about you: Legs and eyes
Am I shy or outgoing: Like talking about yourself don't you?
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Zzzzzzz
Any special talents you have: Not particularly
Would you consider me a friend: No
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:?
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing would you bring?Blitz, so you'd have someone else to talk to?
1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers
3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss SportsCenter
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron
d) me
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetiser is to entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
d) why she watching when she can give me a hand
1. Its a blind date... what do you wear?
Nice jeans, shirt, shoes and a smile
2. What is it about the opposite sex that gets your attention?
Pretty face
3. Shouldn't Donald Trump get a new hair style? Works for him
4. Who would win... Lion-o or He-man?He Man
5. What is better ... boxers or briefs?Fitted boxers
6. Why are men's shirts so much more comfortable to wear then our own?Don't have a clue
7. Do you make the first move? Don't usually have to
8. Plain M&M's or Peanut M&M's?Peanut
9. If a woman drives a truck why is she called a redneck?I wouldn't call her that
10. Who was the first person you kissed and do you still talk to that person? Beverly when I was 6. I stopped talking to her because other boys told me she had fleas. Only for her to go on and get really hot in her college years
1. Which is better Robot Wars Star Wars or Family Guy's Blue Harvest?No idea
2. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers??
3. Best sports moment of all time? Ian Wright skipping around the Man U defence at the 1990 FA Cup Final
4. What is your first memory you have of wrestling?
Fit Finlay in a match in a bingo hall
5. What has been your best Xmas ever and why?
Never had a bad one
6. When celeb's children screw up whose should get the blame?
Depends how old the child is
7. Most screwed up celebrity would be?
No clue
8. Which of the seven dwarfs personifies you best – Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy, Happy, or Doc?
Sleepy at the moment, Dopey always
9. If you could take a one-month trip anywhere in the world and money were not a consideration, where would you go? A Trip all over the USA
10. If you had to sell your soul for one thing, what would it be?A guarantee to the health, wealth and quality of life of my children |