Originally Posted by Dr. Giganto

Why dont we just rename it the "National Favre League"?

Instead of calling them Touchdowns, we'll call them "Favredowns"

All QBs will be measured as a fraction of Brett Favre. For example "Peyton Manning is 9/10ths of a Favre, but David Garrard is only half of a Favre". No QB will be able to attain a rating of 1 whole Favre

All teams must change their name in order to have some combination of the letters B-R-E-T-T-F-A-V-R-E in it.

Sports Illustrated will change its name to Favre Illustrated. Peter King will be its only writer.

Literally, all the players in Madden 09 will be named "Brett Favre". They will have ratings of 100 in every category, except for toughness, because there is no scale large enough to measure Brett Favre's toughness.

And the players in the game certainly will NOT be addicted to painkillers, they will not drink so much on the night before a game that they vomit on the sideline, and they will NOT interfere with their teammate's contract negotiations. And if any of these events do transpire, everyone will sweep them under the rug and talk about how great a guy the player is.

I've got my fingers crossed...