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MT-Are you ready, for your 60-minute, non-stop adrenaline rush?
DW-Welcome everyone, you are looking at a jam-packed impact zone in Orlando Florida!
MT-These fans are anticipating the long awaited, in ring debut, of big poppa pumb, Scott Steiner. He`s up against Kenzo Suzuki.
DW-Scott Steiner made his explosive debut in tna, 2 weeks ago at destination x, attacking sting.
MT-Lets get to the ring.

Scott steiner vs Kenzo Suzuki...

Lock up...steiner pushes suzuki to the floor...they lock up again...steiner pushes kenzo off into the ropes...Steiner starts doing push ups in the ring...kenzo walks up to steiner,and slaps him across the face...steiner smiles,and clothslines him...they lock up again...big knee to the gut of suzuki...steiner hits suzuki in the back with huge clubs...steiner stomps away on kenzo...while kenzo is on the floor,steiner taunts him with push ups...steiner goes for clothsline,kenzo ducks...hits steiner with hard kicks to the gut...kenzo runs at steiner,military press on kenzo...picks up kenzo...hard belly to belly suplex... Then another on suzuki...Pulls him up..t-bone suplex...steiner recliner!...suzuki taps instantly

MT-My god Don,what an impressive in ring debut,for “Big popa pump”Scott steiner
DW-Mike,4 words.
MT-What are they?
DW-The freik is unleashed!
MT-But don,he`s on jaretts side!
DW-Yeah!
MT-I mean,imagine the dominance They will be able to acheive,with Scott steiner on the team!
DW-Together mike,they can run tna into the ground mike!
MT-Remember what he did to sting?Imagine what he will do to the rest of the roster!
DW-Theres the proof,right there,kenzo suzuki`s the proof!
MT-But an you realy call that a fair fight?
DW-Absolutely not!
MT-kenzo suzuki doesnt measure up in any way to scott steiner Don
DW-Imagine,what would hapen if they teamed up,they woul...

Arena goes black
DW-Uh-oh!
MT-Whats happening?
DW-I dont know Mike
MT-Maybe it`s a message from Sting?
DW-Lets see.

After 10 seconds,lights come back on
In the ring,there is a:Trolley,with a baseball bat and black jacket in there,along with a pair of jeans

MT-What was that all about?
DW-I do not have a clue.
MT-Wait,what the hells that in the ring?
DW-Its,a shopping cart mike!
MT-Whats that inside?
DW-Oh no!
MT-What is it don?
DW-Its a message from sting mike,the bat and the black jacket!
MT-But why the heck is a shopping cart and a air of jeans theyre?
DW-Who knows?
MT-Lets get to the back don,its Jeremy borash,standing by,with “captain charisma”Christian cage!Take it J.B!

JB-Fans,i am standing by with the nwa champion of the world,”Captain charisma”Christian cage.Now christian,in 3 weeks,you take on Abyss inside the steel cage at lockdown,with the title on the line.What do you ha...

Christian puts his hand over J.B`s mouth
The crowd start the “Christian” Chant
CC-Can you hear it jeremy?
JB-Yes
CC-Now you see,this is the sound,of the “Christian coolission”,or as theyre also known as, “The peeps”.Now,are there any peeps here in the peep zone tonight?

Crowd goes wild

CC-I thought so.Now onto Abyss.Now,last week,after the 6 man war with A.M.W and youself,your mouth-piece James Mitchell confronted me seeking an answer,i give him one,now abyss i agreed to wrestle you at lockdown,but then You came and gave me the black hole slam.Now abyss at lockdown,when your inside the 6 sided circle with “Captain charisma”,your gonna find out why i won this title and what im willing to do to to keep it...BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL!

Abyss hits Cage with a 2 by 4

JM-Thats how you roll,is it christian,if this is how you roll,lying on the floor in pain,then how much of a chance do you think you have against a 6”8` monster abyss?I`ll tell you,anything other than none,is ignorant!DOOMSDAY WILL BE UNLEASHED AT LOCKDOWN!
AB.-Rrrorghroghrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
JM-Ha,ha,ha,hs,ha,ha,ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JB-Mike and Don back to you

MT-Did you see that sickening 2 by 4 shot to the back of christian don?
DW-Yeah,mike,a brutal shot right to the lower back of christian which is already taped up!
MT-Well on a lighter note,Gil kim is about to unvail the new,PLAYBOY MAGASINE COVER!
DW-This is great!
Gail kim comes to the ring along with to security guards holing the huge playboy cover
On the way,she hands 2 magazines to mike and don

GK-Fans this is what you came to see isnt it?The hottest knock out in tna history,un-vailing the playboy cover magazine,well im not gonna keep you nudity craving fans waiting,(Security)Guys,do it!!!

They un-vail it-but its not a cover of gail kim-its a huge picture of jackie gayda

GK-(Doesnt know because shes looking way from it)Isnt it great?The sexiest women ever,on the front of the greatest magazine for men ever!Isnt it great?

Gail turns around to see the picture of gayda

GK-Ahhhhhh,what the heck is this?Wheres my playboy cover?Arghh!

Gail spits on the picture of jackie-and storms off
Shows jackie gayda in the back laughing

MT-A practical joke i think,by jackie gayda!
DW-I`ll say!Gail is furious!
MT-Wait a minute,thats not gails pictorial in this magazine neither don!

Shows gails pictorial-replaced by pictures of jackie

DW- Laughs I think this is the works of Jackie gayda dont you think mike?
MT-Oh for sure,Jackie hates Gails guts Don,what a way to get her back!
DW-Yeah,what beter way than embarassing her on national tv?
MT-None!Well fans,heres another treat for you,The insane clown posse is in the ring and are about to perform (Forgot the name-the one shannon moore comes out to)!

I.C.P Perform the song

Kenney king vs. Fallen angel...

Lock up...knee to gut of daniels...knees to head of daniels...big club to back of daniels...king stomps away on daniels...repeated elbow drops driven into the injured back of daniels...king stomps daniels some more...king applies the boston crab on daniels...after 12 secs,daniels gets to the ropes...king drags daniels away from the ropes...king goes for a figure 4-daniels kicks him off...king runs at daniels-armdrag takedown on king...then another...king runs-drop toe hold on king...atomic leg drop on king....daniels picks up king...irish whip-knee to gut of daniels...enziguri on daniels-ducked...clothsline on king...1-2-k.o...irish whip into the orner by daniels...10 punch-after 6,king powerbombs daniels off...1-2-k.o...king pulls daniels up...kick to gut of king...running judo takedown on king...1-2-k.o...king gets up-fisherman sulex on king...1-2-k.o...daniels stomps away at king...picks up king-suplex attemrt-king hooks his leg...suplex by king...1-2-k.o...king picks up daniels...chop war...after 3 chops each-king hits daniels with a thumb to the eye...they trade forearms...after 5 each-kick to gut of king...dropkick on king...king get up...arm wrench...knee to gut of daniels...king hits him with 5 hard kicks to the lowerback...(daniels down)king climbs to the top turnbuckle-danils ges up to his knees...Diving fame-asser on daniels...1-2-k.o...King pleads to the ref...picks up daniels-daniels hits king with a series of forearms...kick to gut by king...stunner on daniels...(daniels still sanding)Rockbottom to knee on daniels...1-2-k.o...roll up by daniels...1-2-k.o...king picks up daniels...scoop slam on king...daniels sees austin aries standing on the ramp...daniels shouts things at aries...roll up by king!...1-2-3!!!!!!!!!!!

Your winner:Kenney King!

DW-OH MY GOD MIKE!Kenney king did it !kenney king did it!He just pinned the x-division champion of the world mike!
MT-I know,im still in shock,what an upset victory scored by young kenney king!
DW-Thats how you shoot yourself up the rankings mike,by beating the champ!
MT-But don,what about austin aries?Why is he there?
DW-He`s supposed to be suspended Mike isnt he?
MT-Yes but,obviously not anymore don.
DW-Mike look at daniels,he`s livid in the ring Mike
MT-Yeah,he should be!
DW-Well fans I beleive Kevin nash is about to make his way down to the ring to anounce his opponent at lockdown
MT-Who could it be?

Kevin nash walks down to the ring with a mic
KN-Now fans,i gotta make this short an sweet cause this is only a 1 hour showNow you may of heard,you may have not.In 3 weeks at lockdown,i will be facing a hand picked opponenet,for my very last match.And im out here to do just that,to anounce to you,who the opponent is gonna be.Now,theres so many guys on this roster with endless talent and ability,so many,so many that its very hard to choose who i want to be againsst in my final match.Ya know,the man i picked,when you think of tna,he comes to mind,he`s arguebly the best wrestler ever,or at least today for that matter,he`s an established star in the x-division in tna as well as the heavyweight division.Now i can see,i can see you fans are thinking of someone,and it may be him it may be not..AND THAT MAN,IS “STORMIN”NORMAN SMILEY baby!............................................. .......Okay,maybe not,like i said he`s established himself in the x-division as well as the nwa heavyweight division...as well as the tag team division...as a matter of fact,if my memory serves me correctly,he was 1 half of the first ever tag team champions!A former 2 time tag champion,x-divison champion and a former nwa champion,sometimes reffered to as “The only triple crown winner in tna history”!Now of course,ladies and gentlemen,i am reffering to “The phenomenal”A-J-Styles!AJ,i will speak to you here in this ring next week,so untill then,this has been the silver fox,on tna Impact!,Right here on spike tv...ADIOS!

Nash exits-Aj styles music hits
Aj walks to the ring
AS-Look i gotta make this quick cause like you said this is a 1 hour show,my answer is simple,i wold be hounered to participate in your final tna match so at lockdown,its gonna be aj styles vs. kevin nash.May the best man win
Aj raises kevin nash`s hand-they shake hands and walk off

MT-Another match is added to lockdown,it`s kevin nash vs. aj styles in nash`s final match in tna.lets get to the ring for the main event
DW-It`s Chris Harris vs. Brother devon!

Chris harris vs. brother devon...

Lock up...knee to gut on harris...devon puts harris in a headlock...harris pushes devon off...devon bounces off the ropes-clothsline...and another...harris runs-back drop over the ropes by devon...devon gets outside the ring...eye rake on devon...kick to gut of devon...irish whip to the steel steps on devon...harris throws devon in the ring...harris goes to the 2nd turnbuckle...elbow drop-missed...1-2-k.o by harris...low blow on devon...spear on devon...1-2-k.o...picks up devon...they trade chops...thumb to the eye of devon...kick to gut of harris...belly to belly suplex on harris...atomic leg drop on harris...1-2-k.o...picks up harris...punches to the gut of devon...stroke on devon...running elbow drop on devon..1-2-k.o...picks up devon...kick to gut...russian leg sweep on harris...picks up harris...suplex on harris...irish whip on harris...bionic elbow on devon...rko on devon...hariss picks up devon...devon punches harris off of him...scoop slam...leg drop...1-2-k.o...devon picks up harris...mule kick on devon...spear!...1-2-3

Your winner: Chris harris

James storm brings a table into the ring and sets it up
3D On Devon
Ray runs to the ring-but storm throws powder in his eyes 3d

MT-3D on Brothr devon and brother ray!
DW-This rivalry has been recindled!
MT-We`ll see you next week on Impact!