| Pam Anderson Marrying Kid Rock Soon
Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are getting married in 10 days on a yacht near St. Tropez. The two began dating in 2001 and were even engaged briefly in 2002 before breaking up a few months later, but now they are back together and a wedding seems imminent. Anderson made an entry on her website yesterday, and even though she doesn't mention Rock by name, she was clear about her intentions:
"I'm finally getting remarried ... it's been a whirlwind ... spontaneous but well thought through. I've raised my kids alone in hope of a miracle. Well my miracle came and went. And came back and came back because he knew that I'd wake up one day and realize that I was waiting for nothing. I'm moving on ... I feel like I'm finally free ... I'm in love. I'm happy."
It's safe to assume Pam Anderson doesn't know what the word "miracle" means. She's not even close. Or she does and she's just being sarcastic. They only way she should use "miracle" and "Kid Rock" in the same sentence is if she said, "It's a miracle Kid Rock got to screw me. I use this dudes cd's to balance my coffee table, for Christs sake." |