| Michael Douglas Loves Pee
In the same way that you bragged to Joe and Phil and the guys at the pub about that "hot piece of tail" you banged on your last vacation in Cabo (really you were in Boca Raton playing shuffleboard with your nanna and her friend Marge), so too does Michael Douglas enjoy sharing tales of his family beach excursions. Thus spake Gordon Gekko:
"I took my kids down to the ocean the other day and we had a little problem - we have jellyfish. I got stung actually pretty bad, across my back just last week. There's sort of a remedy that we've all heard...urine. It's the remedy if you have a bad sting.
So I asked my five-year-old son if he would pee-pee on my back. He looked at me like he'd gone to heaven. He was like 'This is what I call a good summer holiday! Pee-pee on daddy's back!' I don't know if it helped at all, but my son was happy. We'll work it out in 20 years (when he's in therapy)!"
In twenty years Douglas will be well over eighty years old. I think by this time he'll enjoy peeing on people himself and not for Jellyfish stings. |