| The nWo music hits the PA and down the ramp to the ring comes Mr. Perfect, Scott Hall, and Bobby Heenan in their specialized black and white limo. Buff Bagwell, jobless until recently, is driving the “good guys” to the ring. The limo stops short of the ring and lets the guys out. Perfect tips Buff a dollar and Hall gives him a 1/5th of Vodka. The nWo enters the ring and each man grabs a microphone to the immense cheers of the crowd. Perfect is wearing a nWo jacket that is covering his lower waste.
Perfect: Thank you for that warm welcome back to NGW (Fans are going livid for the nWo). Macho, Milena, and Big Sexy are doing some product management backstage, so you will hopefully hear from them later.
Hall: Hey Yo, It’s survey time. How many people in this crowd were happy to see the nWo lose that Battle Royal at Open Hostility and watch Chris Jericho win the NGW championship? (Mostly boos, but some scattered cheers). Or…how many people would like to see nWo bring championship gold to the NGW? (Loud pops from the crowd) Survey says, one more for the good guys! (Perfect opens his jacket and shows off that he has a championship spraypainted with the nWo insignia)
Perfect: Since NGW had a couple of weeks of downtime, I decided to fulfill a few obligations I had prior to signing my NGW contract with Shane. So, instead of getting ring rust from a lack of work, the nWo recently traveled to the WWE to challenge their world champion RVD and former NGW scrub John Cena. Let’s go backstage to the nWo’s official video archiver. (we now go backstage to Lex Luger of all people.)
Luger: Good evening. Watch as I show you the triumphant footage of Mr. Perfect’s finest moment on the 7/3/06 edition of Raw. (Luger rolls footage of RVD hitting a five star frog splash on Cena, we then see Mr. Perfect’s head superimposed on Edge’s body giving RVD a spear and capturing the championship. The crowd cheers for this wonderful piece of footage) Seeing that video makes me want to have a ham and OxyContin sandwich. Back to you champ.
Perfect: That’s super, there, Lex. You see, I told each and every one of you at Open Hostility that the next time you see Mr. Perfect, he will be champion. And if there’s one thing that Mr. Perfect is good on, it’s his word. Chris Jericho is a paper champion just like Randy Orton was. Very soon Jericho, you and nWo will finish our business. Unfortunately, unlike the nWo’s opponents this week, at least I can find the way to juggle my multiple wrestling commitments. I’m not even sure if you guys will have you debut match this week, that depends on whether or not you can all get to the arena on time or not find a way to get fired or suspended in between the time before our match. That seems to be a major problem with you 3, doesn’t it. But please, Generation Next, just for the champ. Show up on time. The nWo doesn’t like to wait to give people their complimentary beatdown and paint job.
Heenan: Aren’t you forgetting that special stipulation in case these guys do show up.
Perfect: Oh yes, this match will not be for my hard earned nWo championship. Maybe when the three of you can prove yourself to be worthy of a single match with me, then you can fight with “NGW’s real World’s Champion.” (nWo leaves) |