| |   WWE Monday Night RAW
April 16th 2007
Location:Miluwakee Wisconsin
A video package is displayed showing the events from last week with the tag match and Joe pinning Triple H with the musclebuster. Across the nation hits and after the RAW video is shown the pyro goes off and the fans go wild and are on their feet in Westbrook Maine!
Jim Ross: Welcome ladies and gentleman to WWE Monday Night RAW! Jim Ross with Joey Styles and what a night this is gonna be! We will see tonight here in Westbrook Maine a diva tag team match up Mickie James and Victoria VS Lita and Trish Stratus,also tonight it will be Rob Van Dam VS Christian!
Christains Music Hits:
*Mixed Reaction*
Joey Styles: Well i guess that match is next!
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall introducing first now resigning in Tampa Florida weighing in at 227 pounds he is Mister Money In The Bank Christian!
Rob Van Dam's Music Hits:
*Loud Pop*
Lillian Garcia: And the opponent from Battle Creek Michigan weighing in at 238 pounds Rob Van Dam!
Match 1: Rob Van Dam VS Christian
Summary:
The two lock up,Christian wrenches the arm of Rob Van Dam,RVD flips backward and hits Christian with the arm drag,Christian stands back up and charges at RVD,RVD catches him once more with a hiptoss! Christian charges as RVD and hits him with a knee lift! Christain then puts RVD in a half crab,Van Dam inches for the ropes and then eventually makes it to them causing Christian to break the hold,Christian then locks in a rear chinlock and Van Dam fights back with elbows to the gut and then his talnted feet come into play. Van Dam socres with big kicks to Christian forcing him into the ropes,Van Dam charges at him and clotheslines him over the ropes to the outside of the ring! Van Dam then does a flip dive over the top to the outside landing on christian! Van Dam picks up Christian as the referee begins the count,Van Dam tosses Christian into the barrricade and clotheslines him over it,Van Dam then heads back into the ring and climbs up to the top turnbuckle and dives to the outside of the ring into the crowd and landing on Christian once more! the fans begin to chant ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! Van Dam picks Christian back up and tosses him over the barricade and back to the outside of the ring,Van Dam throws Christain back into the ring and then hits him with the rolling thunder Van Dam covers,1.....2.... and Christian kicks out at 2! Van Dam heads up top and as Christian gets up van Dam scores with a Diving Kick! Van Dam then picks Christian back up and then goes for Suplex Christian counters into an inverted DDT! Christian covers 1......2... and Rob Van Dam kicks out,Christian then picks Rob Van Dam up and socres with a knee lift! Christian then picks Van Dam up again and then nails him with the neckbreaker,Christian then heads up top for the frogsplash and Van Dam stands up and then catches him in midair and then into a double wrist suplex! Van Dam then climbs up top and hits a split legged moonsault! Van Dam covers 1........2 and Christian kicks out,Christian rolls to the outside and Van Dam tries to dive out Christian moves causing him to crash and burn into the barricade,Christian tosses Van Dam back into the ring and grabs the briefcase Van Dam shoves Christian into the referee knocking him out,Van Dam then nails Chrtistain with the VanDamintor with the brirfcase and heads up for the frogsplash! Christain uses the breifcase to bash the skull of Van Dam! Christian disposes of the Briefcase and covers as the referee revives! 1...2........3!!!!!!!!!
Winner: Christain
Backstage
We see Triple H walk into the office of Eric Bishoff.
Triple H: BISHOFF! LAST WEEK YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED THAT LITTLE JACK OFF SAMOA JOE PINNED ME AND HES BEEN GLOATING ABOUT IT EVERSENSE! I WANT JOE IN THE RING TONIGHT IM NOT GONNA WAIT FOR BACKLASH TO KICK HIS SORRY ASS! I WANT HIM TONIGHT BISHOFF MAKE THE DAMN MATCH FOR TONIGHT!
Bishoff: Hunter,look i already made the match for Backlash and if you continue to come in here in harass me like this i will be forced to have you title shot postponed! So,i suggest that you settle down right now your forsetting who i am! I cant give you Samoa Joe tonight but i can do the next best thing tonight i will let you choose Samoa Joe's opponent! You can take anybody you want from the RAW Roster to face him tonight its pick your poison!, and next week Joe will pick your opponent! Now do we have a deal?
Triple H: Bishoff........ you got yourself a deal.......
The two shake hands and Triple H leaves Eric Bishoff's office.
Commercial
Mickie James Music Hits:
Lillian Garcia: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall introducing first the team of the WWE Women's Champion Mickie James and Victoria!
Lita's Music Hits:
Lillian Garcia: And the opponents the team of Lita and Trish Stratus!
Match 2: Mickie James and Victoria VS Lita and Trish Stratus
End: Decent diva tag team competetion,Victoria tosses Trish into the corner and then clotheslines her,Victoria then nails her with a neckbreaker.1...2....... and Lita comes in to break up the pin,Mickei is then tagged in as is Lita,the two begin to go at it big time,Mickie James misses with the Mick Kick and Lita nails her with the DDT! 1...2..... and Victoria breaks up the pin Trish Stratus takes out Victoria and then goes after Mickie James who nails her with the Mick Kick,as Mickie turns around Lita kicks her in the midsection and hits her with the Twist Of Fate! 1.......2......3!!!
Winners: Lita and Trish Stratus.
after the match Lita tells Mickie James that next week she will have to face none other than Beth Phoinex!
Commercial
Carlito's Music Hits:
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome Carlito!
*Wild Boos*
Carlito: Last week,i beat the Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels in his hometown of San Antonio Texas in front of all his redneck fans. I destroyed him in front of his people,his family,i anialiated him!
*Asshole Chant*
Carlito: But..... i have someone to thank for that victory,well 5 people actually and those five people are The Spirit Squad!
Spirit Squad's Music Hits:
*Loud boos*
Carlito: These guys helped me to anialiate HBK with ease....... lets just face it he really is the Has Been Kid after all!
*HBK Chant*
Kenny: Chant his name all you want because he aint here no more there is no more Heart Break Kid!
????: yo,hold on a second yo up here!
HBK is on the titantron communicating Via Sattelite from San Antonio Texas.
HBK: You guys dont have to worry im not in the arena tonight,but you bet your asses i will be there in 2 weeks at Backlash! And im challenging all of you guys and im not coming alone! Im bringing with me some reinforcements! its gonna be an all out war you guys im gonna make each and every one of you pay for what you did to me last week you stupid S.O.B.s! Oh yeah and Carlito i just got off the phone with Eric Bishoff and he has a match for you right now! And your little cheerleeder friends the Spirit Squad are banned from ringside!
Kane's Music hits:
Match 3: Kane VS Carlito
End:Carlito basicly tried to defend himself the entire match,Carltio went for the overdrive at one point and Kane ended up powerbombing him 1..2..... and Carlito kicks out! Kane picks him back up and press slams him! Kane then goes up top and measures him for the flying clothesline and nails it! Kane now measures Carlito for the Chokeslam and Carlito low blows him behind the referee's back,Carlito rolls Kane up with the school boy and uses the ropes for levereage 1...2......3!
Winner: Carlito!
Carlito taunts and pits an aplle in Kane's face kane looks to be furious as Carlito leaves the ring.
Commercial
Jim Ross: We are back here live on RAW and we have just been informed that in 2 weeks at Backlash that it will be Carlito and the entire spirit squad taking on Shawn Michaels.
Joey Styles: And Shawn Michales said that he will not be coming alone!
Worlds Greatest Tag Team's Music Hits:
Lillian Garcia: The follwing tag team conest is sheduled for one fall introducing first at a combined weight of 487 pounds Charlie Hass and shelton benjamin the Worlds greatest tag team!
They get in the ring together and Benjamin grabs a microphone
Shelton Benjamin: Last week,we issued an open challenge to any tag team who thought they had what it takes to defeat us the Worlds Greatest Tag Team,and well heres what happened when those two gay lovers came to the ring.
*A replay of last week is shown with Hass and Banjamin deafeating Billy and Chuck by submission*
Shelton Banjamin: Well this week we are gonna do the same thing to anyone else who wants to step up to the plate! So this week whos it gonna be?
*MNM's music hits:
Lillian garcia: And the opponents from Las Angeles California at a combined weight of 394 pounds Mercury,Nitro and Melina MNM!
Match 4: Charlie Hass and Shelton Banjamin VS MNM
Non-Title
End: Explosive tag team match MNM were a huge challenge to Hass and Benjamin who had a slight disadvantage since they were not prepared for the style of MNM,frequent tags and dirty tricks and it didnt help the world tag team champions that Melina also interfered on many occasions. Mercury throws Hass into the corner and tosses him shoulderfirst into the steel post! As he comes back Mercury hots him with the flapjack,1..2..... and a kickout by Hass at 2,Mercury then stomps the knee of Hass and then puts him in a half crab,wrenching the knee,Mercury then picks him up and attempst an irish whip ,Hass counters with a hiptoss and then an enziguri kick! Mercury stumbles away and makes the tag to Nitro,hass gets the tag to benjamin as well. Benjamin takes down nitro with a backdrop and then gives him a suplex,followed by a armdrag,Benjamin tosses Nitro off the ropes and as he comes back benjamin nails him with a dropkick! benjamin measures him for the T-Bone and from behind comes Mercury who Hass takes down,Benjamin nails the T-Bone! 1...........2............... and Melina puts Nitros foot on the bottom rope! Hass goes after Melina and chases her up the ramp,meanwhile in the ring Nitro lowblows Benjamin with the referee and rolls him up 1..2........3 and just like that MNM upset the Tag Team Champions!
Winners: MNM!
Hass rushes to the ring after he sees what happend as MNM pose on the stage motioning for the belts around their wastes!
Commercial
After the break Samoa Joe's Music Hits:
*Mixed Ovation*
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is sheduled for one fall introducing first from Orange County California weighing in at 281 ponds he is the WWE Champion Samoa Joe!
Joe awaits his oppponent
Triple H's Music Hits:
*Heat*
Triple H pulls up a chair at ringside and then sits down and stares directly at Joe.
*JBL's Music Hits:
*Boos*
Lillian Garcia: And the opponent from New York City weighing in at 298 pounds John Bradshaw Layfield!
Main Event: Samoa Joe VS JBL
Summary:
The two lock up,Joe overpowers JBL at first by hiptossing the near 300 pounder,Jor then drop kicks JBL who is on the ground,Joe then drives the knees into the head of JBL,and then places his foot in the middle of the spine of JBL and stretches his arms out,Joe then picks up Layfield and then tosses him off the ropes as he comes back Joe goes for a clothesline JBL ducks and then comes back with a chopblock taking Joe down. JBL then pick Joe up and then knees him in the gut,JBL then with a thumb to the eye of Samoa Joe,JBL goes for a neckbreaker,Joe counters into a powerslam! 1...2..... and JBL kicks out,Joe then picks up JBL and suplexes him,Joe then locks in a triangle choke on JBL,JBL makes it to the ropes and then Joe breaks the hold,Joe then picks JBL back up and chops him ,Joe then attempts to Irish whip JBL,who counters him with an armwrench and then a armdrag,JBL then stomps the midsection of Samoa Joe,JBL kicks Joe in the back of the head and then picks him up for the fallaway slam,Joe uses his weight to reverse it into a fallaway slam of his own! Joe then Knees JBL in the head a few more times and then locks him in an STF,JBL inches for the ropes and cant make it,JBL somehow batlles out of it and then cathes Joe with the snapmare takeover on joe,Joe then hits an amazing enziguri on JBL,rocks slowly and falls down Joe then tosses him into the corner and takes himup for the musclebuster,Triple H gets involved and pushes Joe off the top! JBL measures Joe for the clothesline from hell and from behind comes Randy Orton with the RKO on JBL! The referee calls for the bell! And then triple H goes under the ring and withdraws a sledgehammer! Triple H gets into the ring and then nails Joe in the head with the Sledgehammer! Triple H then goes on to Pedigree Joe! Triple H grabs the WWE Championship snd holds it up high above his head and yells at Joe,Triple H then sets the belt down next to Joe and pedigrees im once more this time on the belt! Triple H then leaves the ring and his music plays the fans boo wildly..
Jim Ross: WHAT A TWISTED SON OF A BITCH TRIPLE H IS JOE COULD BE SERIOUSLY HURT! TRIPLE H IS A TYRANT! AND SOMEDAY HE IS GOING TO GET WHAT HE HAS COMING TO HIM MARK MY WORDS! JIM ROSS FOR JOEY STYLES SAYING GOODINGHT FROM MILUWAKEE! |