K Jay

I found a couple of excuses to try to get of speeding charges..

Drivers who have been caught speeding are urged to invoke Einstein’s theory of relativity to befuddle the policeman: “I was going at 85 compared to what? If you consider me to be the reference point then it was you who was going at 85.”

Alternatively you can justify speeding on the basis that statistics show people who spend most time on the road are most likely to be involved in accidents: cutting down on journey time by travelling faster therefore means you are less likely to have an accident.

I had a sig, once.