| [crying]My Dak is growing up sooooo fast[/crying]
I can remeber the first time he layed eyes on his cousin, love at first sight it was, so beautiful....For your birthday im going to give you some advice remeber if life gives you lemons make Moonshine outta them and sell it out of the back of you truck, and if you decide to have sex with cousin becky...pound her in the ass and she won't get knocked up....but also remeber children are a good source for Welfare bonuses.
Proud of you son and happy birthday. |