| I don't know if you've ever seen it TD, but my favourite "rolling on the floor footballer" was Rivaldo in the last WC in a match against Turkey.
He was trying to time waste, and a Turk kicked the ball at him, not too viciously, from about three or four yards away. Rivaldo fell over like he'd been shot, clutching (of all things) his face!!! The Turk was sent off and Rivaldo said he had nothing to apologise for!! |