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A video package of HHH vs Maven from last week is played on the titantron followed by Raw pyro.

Arjun – Welcome to Monday Night Raw. All your Jerichoholics get ready, Y2J is in charge.

King – What will this egomaniac do this week?
( backstage we see Jericho talking to Trish Stratus )

Jerciho – Trish, I have another way to get revenge on you. Tonight you will face Lita for the Womens title. Can not wait till you lose. By the way, nice face. ( she has a mask over her face to protect her nose)

Arjun – well there is one match made.

Time to play the game

Evolution makes it’s way to ringside. HHH grabs a mic.

HHH – I have a proposal to make to the acting general managers. You guys do not make any title matches for the World heavyweight championship. The three of you guys, Jericho, Benoit, and the stupid young punk have a triple threat match tonight. The winner will be the #1 contender and will face me at New Years Revolution.

Jericho storms the ring.

Hell no. HHH, if you would have won the 4 on 4 match at Survivor Series then you could make the matches and the stipulations, but you lost, so therefore, you shut –up and listen to what the winners have to say. Game, get a gameplan. Tonight it will be me vs you in tables, ladders, and chairs match for the title. By the way, Evolution is banned from ringside.

Arjun – HHH is shocked. A match with weapons and HHH will not have his cronies at his side. This is great. HHH will finally lose the title.

King – what is wrong with you? HHH will not lose the title. He will break Jericho in half pedigreeing him through a table. But poor Trish, she has to defend her title against a rabid Lita.

COMMERCIALS

Arabic Music – a happy Davari and Determined Hassan make their way to the ring.

Car crashes – The fans are in shock, it is Mick Foley

Foley grabs a mic. Hassan and Davari are in shock.

Foley – I can not stand here and listen to your false beliefs so I am here to teach you two a lesson.

Bell Rings – Foley and Hassan exchange punches. Hassan delivers a powerful scoop slam. Foley gets up and gives Hassan one of his own. Hassan gets up. Foley runs at him but Hassan delivers five scoop slams in succession as Davari barks out orders in both Farsi and English. He calls Mick Foley a has been and fat old dog. Foley takes exception to this and runs out of the ring towards Khsrow. He throws Davari into the ring. Davari escapes. Hassan is hit by Foley’s double arm ddt. 1………..2….. kick out. Foley is indeed frustrated and pulls out Mr. Socko from his pants. Hassan gets up only to have Socko in his mouth. Hassan is on the ground now trying to fight it and breaks out of it by a two handed low blow. Cover 1……….2……….. kick out. Davari yells at the ref for the three count saying that the ref is prejudice and bias. Hassan gets on top of Foley and puts him in the camel clutch shocking the crowd. He loses his grip so he tries again. Foley fights his way out of it. Hassan goes for a clothesline but Foley ducks under and hits yet another ddt. 1……….2. Davari puts Hassan’s foot on the bottom rope and Foley is irate. He follows Davari around the outside but gets into the ring telling hiself he will admonish him after he beats Hassan. The second he turns around he is hit with the modified sto. 1………….2……………..3.

Your winner, Muhammed Hassan

Draws a ton of boos for the crowd.

Arjun – did you see that? Hassan just beat a legend. He cheated to do it but he beat him.

King – What the hell is Foley here for anyway? Doesn’t the sick, sadistic, perverted freak not have anymore children’s books to write?
Arjun – good point King. Mankind/ Foley / Dude Love/ cactus Jack wrties children’s books. He is the last person that I would suspect to do that.

COMMERCIALS
WRESTLEMANIA RECALL – Stone Cold going for the Stunner, blocked by Michaels, Michaels superkick, no, stunner, yes!!! Tyson in for the count, 1.2.3. The stone cold era has begun!

Simon System – The crowd goes wild thinking that it is Nova.

Simon – I am here to talk about my patented Simon System. It helps you lose the weight and look good like me. You over there, could you step into the ring. ( a fat 30 year old lady ). Look at you. Who would like to be with you? You are fat and ugly. But have no fear, the Simon System is here. It can help you look good. You look like a whale.

The lady tees off on Simon. Simon pushes her down and whacks her with his bag that has the products in it. He then takes one of his liquid products and dumps it all over her face.

Arjun – That is what you get for being fat.

King – I like this Simon.

Burn in my light

Orton poses and walks to the ring where he poses again.

Animal

Batista does his leg thing and runs to the ring.

Bell rings – Orton is pushed around by the much bigger Batista. Batista whips him against the ropes and a shoulder knockdown. Orton gets up whips Batista and a big back body drop. Orton is whipped against the ropes and is given a menacing spinebuster. 1………2…… kick out. Batista sets up for a Batsita Bomb. Reversed by Orton via low blow. He is starting to feel it. He goes to the top rope. Diving cross body connects. 1………2….. kick out. Orton sets up for the Rko and he hits it. 1……………..2………3.

Your winner Randy Oorrrrrrrrrrton

Arjun – he is the rightful world champ

King – you are confusing him with the man HHH

Jericho comes out with Candice, Christy, Maria, Melina, and Stacy.
They have a limbo contest. Candice wins. Fozzy performs while the divas dance in the ring.

COMMERCIALS
Promotions for Armageddon

Trish runs to the ring upset she has to defend the title again.

Lita runs out with a smile of confidence while Trish gives her a chubby gesture.
Lita tees off on Trish forcing her to the outside. Trish regains herself and whips Lita into the stairs. She goes in the ring trying to get Lita counted out. 1………………………..2………………⠀¦3……………………………….4……… ………………..5…………………….. Lita is back in the ring and give Trish a vicious kick. 1……….2………..kick out. Lita tries to give Trish a ddt but Trish holds onto the ropes and Lita hits the mat hard. Cover 1……..kick out. Trish sets up for the chick kick but it is blocked. Trish whips Lita against the ropes but Lita rebounds to give Trish head scissors. 1…………2……..kick out. Trish runs at Lita, arm drag, again, another arm drag. 1………2 kick out. Lita throws Trish out of the ring. She runs to other side of the ring to gain momentum and flies over the rope with a suicide dive landing on her neck. But women are down. 1…………………2……………………… …3……………………4……………5…†¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦.6……………………….7… …………………….8…………..both women get up and in the ring slowly. Lita goes for the Twist of Fate, blocked, Stratusfaction, blocked, Lita hits the Twist of Fate. Instead of going for the cover she climbs to the top turnbuckle and attempts a moonsualt. It connects! 1……………………..2…………………. .3.

Your winner and new womens champion, Lita.

She celebrates while Trish sulks at the apron.

Arjun – did you see those risks? She almost killed herself

King – come here Trish, I will comfort you.

Commercials

Jericho is laughing backstage that Trish lost. Orton wishes Jericho luck as he passes by. Jericho stops to see Captain Charisma.

Christain – what do you know about TLC. I own TLC. It is my specialty. You should have given this match to me. I am the master of TLC. Multiple time tag champ, multiple time Intercontinental Champ, all I need is the world title.

Jericho – forget it. Watch me, I will beat that pathetic champ. I have been all of what you mentioned plus the first undisputed champ.

With this he runs out to the ring.

Time to play the game. HHH does his thing and taunts Jericho with the belt. Immedietly he throws HHH into a ladder set up on the turnbuckle sternum first. He them catapualts the Game right into the ladder. 1…………….2…………. kick out. Y2J sets up the ladder and climbs up. A flying clothesline. 1……………..2…….kick out. HHH climbs out of the ring to assert himself. Jericho picks up a chair and HHH picks up a mans best friend, the sledgehammer. Jericho is about to crack the game’s skull in half when HHH sticks the butt of the hammer in him. He rolls Chris into the ring 1…………2…. Kick out. HHH climbs the ladder as does Jericho. They exchange punches at the top. Oh my God. Jericho applies the Walls of Jericho at the top of the ladder. HHH barely escapes because Jericho was losing control. HHH slowly climbs down but is met with an enzuguri. 1………..2……… kick out. Jericho gets a table from outside and sets it up outside. The game follows outside. They punch each other until Jericho gives HHH a knee and puts him on the table. Jericho gets back into the ring and sets up a ladder. He climbs to the top and give HHH a elbow drop through the table on the outside. Both men are down. The crowd is firmly behind Jericho. They both get up and HHH gives Jericho and HH spinebuster. HHH takes the stairs and sets them up. He pulls Jericho to them and prepares for the pedigree. Jericho reverses it into the Walls on the stairs. HHH taps out but to no avail as there is not submission outside the ring. Jericho pulls him inside. Jericho whips HHH but HHH responds with a Harley Race high knee. 1…………..2…………..kick out. A pissed off HHH attacks the ref knocking him down. He turns around and is taken down by Jericho. The Walls another time. HHH taps out but the ref is down. Wait a minute. Christian enters the ring and delivers an unprettier to Jericho. HHH gets up and pedigees Jericho. The ref wakes up. The hook of the leg. 1………………………..2……………..3.
Winner and still champion, HHH

Arjun – what the hell was that, Jericho was gonna win.

King – HHH should thank his lucky stars.

Arjun – I cannot wait for next week from Baltimore. See you then.