WHW Impact's music plays as fireworks explode from the tron. Every match is a No DQ match
J.R.:We're gonna have an exciting night tonight after WWE's "Mania!
King:Yup, I hope Trish shows her sexyness to everybody! Puppies!
1st Match:
Carlito vs. Snitsky
Carlito's music plays as Carlito comes out w/ his apple. He walks Slowly down to he ring.
Lilian:"Making his way to the ring from,The Carribean!.....Carlito Carribean Cool!
Carlito gets in the ring as he bites his apple. He spits in Lilian's face for no reason and smiles.
Gene Snitsky's voice plays through the arena.His theme says:"It wasn't My Fault!"
Gene Snitsky walks out all pissed off. He gets in the ring.
Ding,Ding,Ding! The Match starts
Beginning:
Snitsky runs and clotheslines the heck out of Carlito.He picks Carlito up and throws Carlito into the turnbuckle.Snitsky runs Carlito into the turnbuckle.Carlito falls down.Snitsky picks him up as Carlito punches Snitsky in the nuts.Carlito gets up as he repetitively stomps at Snitsky. Carlito picks Snitsky up and Carlito punches Snitsky in the skull w/ brass knucks.
Middle:
Snitsky gets back in control.They go to the outside.Carlito punches Snitsky as Snitsky punches Carlito harder.Snitsky rams Carlito's head on the announcer table.Snitsky throws Carlito on the table, Carlito gets an apple from his tights. He bites it. He spits in Snitsky's face.DDT to Snitsky through the table.
End:
Carlito rolls Snitsky into the ring, 1!.......2!.....3! Here is your winner!,Carlito!
Carlito's music plays as he again spits in Snitsky's face.
J.R.That was an exciting match to kick off impact!
King: It sure was!,Oh Here comes Tazz and Michael Cole to join us!
Tazz: Hi,King, Hi J.R.!
Cole: Hi guys!
J.R.:Let's conutinue what's happen-
$hane McMahon's Theme plays as he walks down to the ring.
Tazz: Looks like the GM has got an announcement!
Shane:Well,it looks like we just got back from the WWE's Wrestlemania! I've come out here to announce the next match and our next PPV!
The Crowd cheers!!!!
Shane:Our next PPV is....King Of The Cage!!!! It may sound weird but it is very easy to explain.Every match is a cage match!!!!! And,our next match......is a parking lot brawl!!!
The crowd cheers!!!!
2nd match:
Orton Vs. HBK
Beginning:
Orton's music plays through the parking lot. He runs in and gets ready. HBK's music plays as he runs in and they start punching each other.Orton throws HBK into a car. Hbk got busted open 'cause he went head first.Orton did the RKO to HBK.HBK gets up and low blows Orton.
Middle:
They fought onto a limo. Orton punches HBK. HBK punches Orton. Orton RKOs HBK through the limo! Shelton Benjamin runs in and does the exploder to Orton on the cold ground. Shelton taunts Orton on the ground. Hbk is stuck in the limo! Orton is K.O.ed on the ground.
End:
15 min. later Orton gets up. He picks HBK up and slams his skull through the window. HBK gets up and low blows Orton again. HBK finally gets up and hits the super kick!!!! HBK pins... 1! 2!.....kicks out! HBK picks Orton up....Orton does that uppercut. Orton gets that painful backbreaker. Orton does the RKO! 1! 2! 3! Ding,Ding,Ding Here is you winner....Randy Orton!
Backstage:
Lilian: So,Randy Orton,after a Big victory against HBK in a parking lot brawl....how do you feel?
Orton: Well, Lilian - Shelton runs in and hits Orton in the back. Lilian screams. Shelton punches and punches Orton.
3rd Match:
Heidenreich Vs. The Rock
Heidenreich's music plays as he comes out punching his skull. He waits for the Rock. "If Ya Smelllllllllll What The Rock...Is Cookin'" plays throughout the arena. The Rock comes out ready to whoop Heidenreich's a$$. The Rock comes in.
Beginning:
The Rock does his punching combo as the crowd counts,"1,2,3,4........5!" Heidenreich is on the outside.The Rock does a crossbody to Heidenreich.The Rock gets up and low blows Heidenreich.Heidenreich falls down again. The Rock gets a chair. SMACK! A hard shot to the skull.
Middle:
He rolls Heidenreich in the ring. He brings the cair too. he pickss up Heidenreich and the chair.SMACK! Again he hits him w/ the chair. He does his thing when he gets ready for the People's Elbow. He takes the elbow pad off. He runs to the ropes, then again,Elbow! He gets the People's Elbow!
End:
The Rock gets in the Rock bottom position. Rock Bottom to Heidenreich! He covers, 1! 2! 3! Ding,Ding,Ding,! Here is your winner!,The Rock! The Rock picks up the Mic. "I just whooped your candy ASS!" " If Ya Smelllllllllllllooow!,What The Rock.....Is....Cookin'!
J.R. Well, that was WHW Impact!
King:What kind of ending is that?
They argue as they go of the air